#hc: derek morgan is a lizzo fan

[criminalmindsfanantic]

Derek driving The Girls TM (JJ, Em, Pen) back to Quantico after Pen just gotten broken up with over text

JJ: you deserve better than him pen!

Emily: yes! you are a strong independent woman and you don’t need a man to hold you back

Garcia: i know, i-i just… *resumes sobbing*

JJ *rubbing garcia’s back*: there you go, let it all out

*truth hurts by lizzo starts playing*

Penelope: *momentarily stops crying*

Emily and JJ look at each other confused

Emily: derek, what are you doing

Derek *just smiles and starts singing*: “why men great ‘til they gotta be great? wooh”

Garcia: *cracks a smile*

Derek *really hamming it up*: “i just took a dna test, turns out im 100% that bitch even when im crying crazy”

Garcia: *lets out a small laugh*

JJ and Emily shrug and laugh too

Derek: come on mama, sing it

Garcia *singing weakly*: “yeah i got boy problems, that the human in me, bling bling, then i solve ‘em that’s the goddess in me*

Derek *turning it up*:

Garcia *slowly getting louder*: you coulda had a bad bitch, non-committal, help you with your career just a little*

JJ *joining in*: “you’re supposed to hold me down”

Emily: “but you’re holding me back”

Garcia *wiping away her tears with determination*: and that’s the sound of me not calling YOU back!

Derek: attagirl!

Emily: that’s it!

All Four *now singing at the top of their lungs with the music blasting*: WHY MEN GREAT ‘TIL THEY GOTTA BE GREAT! DON’T TEXT ME TELL IT STRAIGHT TO MY FACE!

#chaoticbau #i just think experiencing derek morgan singing truth hurts by lizzo would be hysterical 😂 #im going to write this as a fanfic #hc: derek morgan is a lizzo fan #criminal minds #emily prentiss #jennifer jareau #penelope garcia #derek morgan #cm #jemily #incorrect criminal minds #incorrect cm #incorrect criminal minds quotes #funny #post breakup #truth hurts #lizzo #bad bitch #fanfic ideas