#hay nako

[beeftendergroin]

pov: you are a jedi knight who is watching anime illegally using your outdated datapad

#church indulgences for sale #obikin #star wars #padawan obi wan #jedi master anakin #obi wan kenobi #anakin skywalker #obikin fanart #hay nako

[oldyears]

yearning very very badly i want to be wanted

#like. romantically #i am sooodndkdjd :)))) #and i’m not even like in a Situation rn there’s nobody #i am casting all this to the void hoping smth will turn out or whatever #WAHHHSHJDJSJDJDJF THIS IS SO #hay nako #moi

[sirpetertaylor]

Why don’t Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

#hay nako

[caramelmachatwo]

Ikaw kasi, bakit ka pa sumali sa lista? Nakakainis (nakakamiss ka)

#wow #like wow #noob #creative writing #super cute #writing #cool #cute #kilig #tagalog #sakit sa ulo #ouch #aray #ikaw #ikaw ksi #hay nako #Spotify

[pampamtiger]

have you ever woken up confused because you were dreaming that you're already awake? gurl. same.

#it felt like i already did a lot of things and i am currently feeling tired already #hay nako

[aryomengrande]

📓 | satoru x minx for @wet-for-toji

satoru x minx in-the-making; last time i drew gojo was september last year and well, after his departure, i was even more discouraged to draw him but this time i had fun drawing gojo so thank u for this opportunity, minx ! pls gojo come back, be here ( ⸝⸝o̴̶̷᷄ ·̭ o̴̶̷̥᷅⸝⸝ )

commission me ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧

#fromaryg: nsh inventory #art #digital art #anime #commission #commissions open #anime art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #gojo satoru #satoru gojo #gojo #satoru #cinnamoroll #TWO DOWN THREE TO GO MGA FRE HAHAHA GIATAY #HAY GOJO MINGAW NAKO NIMO BA BUSET MAYGANI PALANGGA TAKA POTACCA

[riammm]

Someone is defending Marcos for attending coldplay concert using a helicopter. May right din naman daw siya, baka daw bago siya maging president fan siya ng coldplay lmao wala naman kaming sinasabing wala siyang karapatan, pero public servant siya, he's a president of a fucking country that is going downhill tapos siya nageenjoy? Habang karamihan sa mga tao na dapat sineserbisyohan niya nag hihikahos? Lalo na sa mga taong bumoto sakanya? And anyway kaya naman niya palang umattend ng mga events like this (prezident na siya ha, mas marami na dapat siyang ginagawa) so bakit di siya mumattend ng debate? Kung kailan kailangan siya bakit di siya sumusulpot? Tangina tumakbo lang ata to bilang presidente para magpakasarap eh. Tyaka wala akong pake kung presidente siya at kailangan niyang humabol sa mga schedule niya, pero the fact na nag phase out siya ng jeepneys then sasakay siya ng helicopter is so fucking insensitive, obsvious na obvious na wala siyang pake sa mga tao. Edi sana hindi ka na umattend ng concert kung may other agenda ka for that day? A normal person can set aside their personal agendas for their work pero ikaw na presidente di mo kaya? To think na mas marami kang dapat gawin?

#Hay nako kung di lang si SWOH VP baka araw arae kong ipagdadasal na sana kunin ka na ni Lord

[maareyas]

Collab between me and @true-damage-fan ! with our ocs, Christopher and Oscar in the middle of some sort of secret mission ✨ bc they’re both blue, bi, and fluffy 💙

⭐ sketch and lines by me, colors done by true-damage ⭐

#sonic oc #sonic #art collab #oc: oscar the jackal #my art #(sort of lol) #the small 'hay nako' sent me like #Chris has had ENOUGH of Oscar being a bi disaster on the job hghdhash #anyways yeah this was fun and I like the final product :3c

[ms-softgoods]

🙃

#SABI KO NA NGA BA DAPAT NAG-PINAS NALANG SI TATAY EH 😭😭😭 AYAN TULOY #hay nako tatay kahit kadalasan kupal ang ln hindi ka nila gagantuhin #plus mas mabenta ka dito hoy #kasalanan talaga to ni tooooooooooot #char not char #sorry just had to vent hahaha

[tambuli]

i have to stay alive because what if at the end there's you

#hay nako delulu is not the solulu!! #except maybe if it keeps me from being suicidal ??? #hh

[kazuuaki-archived]

i will lose it come to think of it i already am

#— [ 💬 :: talking ! ] #putangina naman kase eh 😭😭 #hays bahala na pagod nako #pag sya nag reklamo iitapon ko sya sa may dagat

[laindependencialuna1899]

i saw my watchers list in deviantart and a problematic artist i used to be friends with is still my mutuals there lol

good thing i deleted the account

#when indonesians meme the dutch extremely i get it though #honestly these whites ah #tsk tsk tsk hay nako

[heeracha]

SALAMAT SHOPEE (or lazada)

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH TOTOO,, ISANG ORAS MAHIGIT NA 😭

#hay nako mommy T_T #r.asks

[lilithaban]

yacht dinner date

mingyu x female reader

— filo setting

🖋️: fluff, smut!

warning: 🔞, mature content, profanities, unprotected s!x (don't do it in real life!)

— dni minors!

posted: may 29, 2023

(unedited.)

happy reading!

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“Oh my god are you kidding me, kim mingyu? this is so expensive! we could just have a simple dinner date instead"

I swear to god a yatch dinner date is really expensive. I know he can afford things like this but I'm still not really used to this kind of things. And I don't want to people to assume that I am only dating him because of his looks and money.

I love him. I really do

“Babe, you don't have to be worried. I swear I really wanna give you this experienced"

I know he's sincere. “Hay nako sure. But next time we could have date at your penthouse instead" I suggested since he has a huge ass penthouse with a terrific view.

—

It's already 7 p.m., and we're eating dinner. He was the one who prepared all of the Italian dishes since he ordered everyone on board, including the captain, to leave the yacht. I was about to ask him why did he do that then I suddenly remember that he can maneuver a yacht and he has a freaking license.

I'm enjoying the food especially the pasta alfredo and ricotta gnudi. He's a great cook. I mean he's great in everything. He even knows how to drive me crazy.

We're having a good time drinking wine when a Mariah Carey rnb song starts playing in the background, creating the atmosphere to become tense.

"Hmmm" I heard him growl a little bit.

I took my phone out and starts scrolling randomly to divert the heat tension that I am feeling right now but a big hand slowly travel to my thigh massaging it.

My breath hitched. "Mingyu."

Alam ko kung saan patutunguhan nito. Tangina.

"Why?" he asked casually, as if he wasn't massaging my inner thigh.

I didn't bother to answer, when his hands slipped inside my dress, a lewd moan escaped from my mouth. I'm rubbing my wet ass pussy through my lacey panty.

Instead of telling him to stop, I lightly move my hips to create more tension.

"Fuck, baby. That was hot"

That's it. My patience is completely gone. I sat on his lap and sloppy kissed him. Following the rhythm of the music in the background.

"Hmmm"

"Aaahhh"

The sound of our moan, wind, ocean waves, and the music completely make the atmosphere more ungodly to me.

His kisses cascaded down from my lips to my neck, leaving a lot of hickeys in every part of my neck. I was taken aback when I heard my dress rip apart.

"Fuck! mingyu naman that was new!!"

"I'll buy you more of that baby"

-

"Gyu, baka may makakita satin" I worriedly ask because both of us are naked in the deck, fucking each other.

"Baby, look, we're far from the land, with no ships or boats in sight."

"But-"

Magsasalita pa lang sana ako ng bigla niyang ipasok sa puke ko ang malaking alaga nito. Sabay kaming napaungol ng sumagad ito.

"Tangina araw-araw na nga kitang kinakantot sobrang sikip pa rin ng butas mo. Fuck"

Hindi na ako makasagot dahil nagsimula itong bayuhin ang puke ko. Mabagal pero sagad na sagad.

"Aaaaahhh sige pa. Baby fuck me more please" hirap na hirap kong sinabi habang sinasabayan ang ritmo nito. "Putangina mo, wag mo akong sabayan kundi lalabasan agad ako."

Mas lalo ko pang sinalubong bawat bayo nito kaya naramdaman ko na lang ang mariing pagpigil nito sa bewang ko.

"Mingyu, please make it faster. Fuck me harder. Make me pregnant. Buntisin mo ako please. Aaaahh"

I open my eyes only to see his eyes full of lust and his patience already on the edge. Sunod-sunod na akong napa-ungol dahil mas lalong bumilis at dumiin ang pagbayo nito.

"Tangina ka inubos mo pasensya ko. Talagang bubuntisin kita."

I licked my lips and touch myself to add more pleasure. "Then make me".

I was already screaming his name as his pace becomes more faster na akala mo'y nakikipag karera at parang mapupunit ang puke ko sa sobrang sagad ng pagkantot nito. He scooped me up and then used his tongue to play with my breasts.

I can't moaned anymore. He's a beast, a beast that fucking me to death. I am overstimulated and tired already but his dick never leave my hole.

"Oohhh fuck"

"Ang sarap mo putangina"

He's saying dirty things now, and I feel like I'm coming for the fifth time. I heard him growl and my orgasm exploded coating his dick.

"Baby, don't clench. Fuck I want to fuck you more."

His pace never slowed down instead his pushing himself to edge.

"Aaaaahhhh shit baby I'm coming"

I swear to God, I won't be able to walk for weeks after this. My eyes can't even look at him in the eyes because he's so godly on top of me. He looks like a greek god fucking me to death.

He pulled my hair and bit my lips. "I'm going to impregnate you tonight, understand?"

Imbis na matakot at magalit ako sa ginawa niya ay lalo lang akong nalibugan at nilabasan. After a few more thrusts his seed explodes inside me.

Bumagsak siya sa dibdib ko at naghahabol ng hininga. Niyakap ko ito at sinuklay ang buhok gamit ang kamay ko. His dick is still inside me, and what scares me the most is that his junior is still wide awake.

"I love you so much baby" he whisper

"I love you too, Gyu"

We stayed like that for a couple minutes and suddenly he switch our position. I am now on his top.

"Ride me baby. Show me a good yacht ride."

#svt smut #filo au #smut #spg #svt fanfic #svt mingyu #kim mingyu #svt filo au #filipino #seventeen #seventeen smut #seventeen mingyu #filipino author #sebong #svt carat #filo smut #+18 content

[monin1ca]

Hello!:) May I request for an angst with Chamber x Reader (might end up happy haha) but was thinking in a way of a reader having a crush on the agent but seeing him flirt/or getting flirted with another agent - seeing them and closing off to Chamber! (Hopefully it is not super complicated! and of course if you don't want to that is okay <3)

Thank you!! Your stories are a really nice read:> and sorry if it is a bit confusing english is not my first language and it is my first time sending a request haha >.>

Word count: 1.3k

Warnings: Cursing, Slight Red Flag Chamber ( But that's ok, hes a red flag and were the flag poles... *wink wonk*), sad and tired reader (female), I didn't really follow some parts of the request forgive me≡(▔﹏▔)≡

Synopsis:"A-are you sure? I thought you had eyes on Viper-" "I don't know why I do these things; perhaps it's my bad habit." The male lies; he knows why.

"Viper, you must let me take you out sometime. Dinner, dancing, I know the perfect place~" 

"Chamber, I would rather drink my own poison."

You were in the distance, watching this interaction go down; The French man’s thick and caramel-like voice rang through the earpiece.  Your heart aches; you want to be in Viper’s place. Receiving all the flirting and playful banter, you’ve thought of millions of responses to all his classic pick-up lines. It sounded like you were a lovesick puppy following its master because it was true.

You clutched the ghost in your hand; the thing would break in half if you weren’t aware of your strength. Neon immediately noticed your mood gone sour, she looks over at the place you're staring at and rolls her eyes. "Hay nako (Oh my gosh), don't mind him. As much as you fawn over him, you need to focus at the mission on hand." The duelist remarks, "Get to your position," she points her lips to the backsite. "We're about to start." You trudged slowly to the area, setting up your gadgets.

Unbeknowest to you, Chamber was watching your reaction. He left his earpiece open for you to hear. He chuckles at his actions, he shouldn't be showing signs that he didn't want you. It was the opposite. He wanted you badly, so badly. Chamber himself was confused why he was doing this. Perhaps it was the habit of this fake persona he's made.

"Many sightings of enemies going to my site, please send reinforcements." Your voice pierced through the earpiece, catching everyone's attention. "Roger that, your 'lil gadgets should hold 'em back right Y/N?" Phoenix jokes, "Shut up and get over here." "Woah... Someone got up on the wrong side of the bed."

The mission took forever the finish, you were sleepy and tired. Your backpack was extra heavy, because your gadgets were destroyed by the enemy team; plus the samples Killjoy begged you to put in your bag. You were practically stumbling on your way back to the helicopter. " You alright, Y/N?" Phoenix inquires, "No," You whine. "I'm so sleepy and tired and-" You slump down on the floor, "My bags extra heavy! I can't move anymore..." Neon sighs, "Akin na bag mo (Give me your bag)." You drag the heavy bag to Neon. She lifts it up without much effort, "The fuck? What's in here? Rocks?!" "I'll carry you then, after all you held down an entire site on your own! You deserve it!" Phoenix hums, as he lends you a hand. You mumble a small thank you and grab the mans hand. He carries you piggyback style, and the team continues to walk to the designated rendezvous point.

"Brimstone said the 'copter wasn't clear for take-off," Viper sighs, "Why, tho?" Phoenix chimes. "Let me finish my sentence." The controller states coldly, "The reason why is because there was 'air traffic.' Bullshit." "Ah, Viper! My offer still stands," Chamber hums, "I know this place very well. Let me treat you guys to dinner!" The Frenchman pulls out his phone and promptly orders a cab for all of you.

You all arrive at a great place with gold and diamond chandeliers intricately decorated on the ceiling. Rhythmic music plays in the background, setting the mood. Loud chatter and laughter overlap with the music. "Uh- I feel underdressed." You say as you gawk at the place; many beautifully dressed females with pearl necklaces and expensive purses eyed your party with judgemental eyes. With only Chamber dressed for the occasion. "Don't worry, I do too." Neon groans, "I think we all do." Phoenix sighs. The waitress comes and helps you with your table; you sit beside Chamber because "coincidently," there was no other chair available.

One look at the menu and you wanted to faint. "20 DOLLARS FOR ONE TINY LOBSTER??!" You screeched in shock. Chamber snickers as he wraps an arm around you. "Don't worry my friend, It's my treat after all ~" "This is a scam, fam..." Phoenix breathes out shakily, who was also flabbergasted at the prices. You all hesitantly order your food, and some small talk begins at the table.

"So that's how your tattoos work?!" You say, intrigued at Chamber's abilities. "But- Does your trademark also work the same way?" You stop; Chamber was staring at you. With a soft smile on his face, you immediately cover your mouth. "I'm Sorry- I must be annoying you-" "Ah, don't worry, Cheri. After all, I love talking about myself." He giggles as he places his hands on his palms. Chamber feels a slight tap on his shoulder, "Uhm- Hey there, sexy," A well-dressed woman drawls. You internally cringed at her approach, "my friends and I thought you looked absolutely ravishing... We were just wondering if we could get your number?" You thought Chamber would allow his ego to get stroked and entertain them, but no. He turns them down politely and looks back to continue explaining his abilities. The lady looked like she was bitchslapped across her face, clearly not accepting Chamber's rejection. "I will have you reprimanded, young man! Do you know who I am?" "You're an entitled bitch that can't handle rejection." You scoffed, and Chamber was surprised. He hasn't seen this side of you before; perhaps you didn't like how she flirted with him. "Now, excuse me, you're blocking the way of my food." You dismiss her, waving your hand away to shoo her off. The embarrassed woman runs back to her seat, holding off tears. The whole table laughs, and you begin eating.

The night ends well, and the helicopter arrives soon. You all leave the restaurant and go back to the pick-up point. You were at the back of the group with Chamber. Relishing the feeling of being with him, your fatigue catches up with you, and your legs begin wobbling again. Chamber offers to carry you, and you accept graciously. 'Chamber smells so good.' You thought you felt his muscles flexing under his suit and tie. You were gushing so much over his figure you didn't even notice he stopped walking. You only came to your senses when he said, "Cheri, I like you." Panicking at the sudden confrontation, you buried your head in the crook of his head. The air was cold, yet you felt so hot. You shakily breathed out, "A-are you sure? I thought you had eyes on Viper-" "I don't know why I do these things; perhaps it's my bad habit." The male lies; he knows why. "But I'm willing to do anything to make it up to you." That's the truth; he would burn down this godforsaken world for your happiness. He puts you down and faces you, slowly caressing your cheekbones.

"You think they're alright?" Phoenix whispers to Neon as he stares at the two sentinels at the back. "Yeah, I'm sure they are." She chuckles as she witnesses the party kiss. "Jeez, she took long to say it; I don't know how long I could bare their tension." Viper gags, and the firebird shouts. "Ay! Could yall hurry it up?! I know you're having a moment, but Brim says the 'choppers there now!"

Author's Note: HEY AGAIN, JUST GONNA FINISH MY REQUESTS FROM LAST YEAR!! I SWEAR I'M GETTING IT DONE... (I'm lying im trying to farm for Yelan ok（；´д｀）ゞ) ANYWAYS SEE YOU AGAIN TILL THE NEXT ONE<333

#valorant #valorant headcanons #valorant x reader #valorant chamber x reader #valorant chamber #chamber valorant #chamber x reader #valorant neon #valorant viper #valorant phoenix #vincent x reader #vincent fabron

[souledead]

hay nako. ang masasabi ko na lang ay dasurv. di lang basta pinaglulutuan, ang sarap pa ng luto ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ

#personal #photo dump