#hassu

[mehilaiselokuva]

Tehtävänanto: Ota kantaa

Minä:

#suomeksi #suomi #suomipaskaa #suomi meemi #hassu #hassunhauska #hupsu #finnish #in finnish #the pictures are mine

[hannaranta]

Mäkin olen vähän jouluhössöttäjä ♥️ Parasta tässä ajassa on läheiset, perhe, glögi, viini, kynttilät, villasukat ja ylipirteät hassut joululeffat🧦🫖🕯️🎁🍷🌨️ #joulu #jouluhössötys #hassu #talvi #joulunaika #villapaita #christmas https://www.instagram.com/p/ClyP4xGN_QL/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#joulu #jouluhössötys #hassu #talvi #joulunaika #villapaita #christmas

[toukkahousu]

Jos minun mielentilani pitäisi tiivistää yhteen videoon

#koira #hassu #kaijakoo #miksi #sattuu #suomipostaus

[toonfinatic]

#suomipaskaa #suomi #suomeksi #finnish #vittu #saatana #helvetti #tää on ihan hassu nii laitan tänneki. #nauratti toi otsikko tänää kaupassa. #jotenki nii härön kuulonen. #mitäs muita suomitagei oli apua #suomiposti #suomitumppu #suomitumblr

[nettisivustakatsoja]

Juo homo vettä.

#Näin tuon mainoksen ja luulin #että se on joku hassu postaus #mutta se olikin vain sponsoroitu skeidamainos #joten päätin olla se meemi #jonka haluan nähdä tumbrissa

[vieraslaji]

oon asunu satamakaupungissa melkein koko elämäni ja meil on paljon näitä

lapsena mä aina kuvittelin et ne on suuria kilttejä otuksia ja et maailmanlopussa ne vetäisi jalkojen maasta ja kävelisi tyhjän kaupungin läpi

olin aika ahdistunut lapsi (ja aikuinenkin) mut jostain syystä tää ajatus ei koskaan pelottanut mua vaan jotenkin lohdutti. ja nykyisin kun kävelen niiden ohi joka päivä töissä tunnen vielä näin :)

#älkää huoli virheistä tää on tajunnanvirrani vaan #uus tag ilmoitus #mulle on ilmoitettu et 'hassu höpsö olo' on itseasiassa vaan ahdistuksen kerrankin puuttuminen #kuka ties #ryy puhuu

[rasvauikku]

Tbh tää on parasta mitä mulle on suomitumpussa käyny, nyyhkistä ;_; Elämäni huipentui tässä, kiitos @torillatavataan

(Konteksti tosta noin ⬇️)

#kiva tietää olevansa välillä hassu internetissä #suomitumppu #suomitumblr #suomeksi #suomi #on arvostettu olo fkfbfnfbkf #minun tägit siinä...

[surpriseimbored]

Juomatyty collection

Muutama hassu tullu piirrettyä

#art #my art #suomitumblr #suomitumppu #art nouveau #alphonse mucha

[newzfact]

बेटे के जन्मदिन वाले दिन पिता की गोली मारकर की हत्या

बेटे के जन्मदिन वाले दिन पिता की गोली मारकर की हत्या

पुरानी रंजिश के चलते गोली मारकर हत्या, पत्नी गंभीर रूप से घायलकालांवाली। उपमंडल के गांव हस्सू में एक व्यक्ति की गोली मारकर हत्या कर दी। जबकि पत्नी गंभीर रूप से घायल हो गई। हत्या का कारण पुरानी रंजिश बताया जा रहा है। जिसके चलते स्र्कोपियों सवार कई लोगों ने खेत जा रहे व्यक्ति की गोली मारकर हत्या कर दी। जिससे जगराज सिंह उर्फ गाजी निवासी गांव हस्सू की मौके पर ही मौत हो गई। अब पोस्टमार्टम के लिए शव…

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#killing kalanwali hassu

[kittycatbuffet]

Miku with perfect background music.

#miku #mikukissa #omat kissat #ffviii #hassu tyttö

[suppenzeit]

bv tarvitsee enemmän huoraenergiaa

#:V #dan on nii huoramainen mut sen bv on vaa hassu

[maxillness]

A Good Use Of That Mouth || KR7 x teammate!reader

Warnings: 18+, unprotected sex, oral (M receiving), hair pulling, google translated Finnish, self inflicted orgasm denial, fingering

Wordcount: 0.9k

Request: If you want to could you do a like they are teammates and they hate each other and they crash into each other and they like hate-fuck in his drivers room later

“Y/N? Are you okay?” She sighed as she listened to the radio “Y/N? Can you hear me?”

“I’m fine. That bitch is gonna pay” Kimi had crashed into her doing a turn, making them both dnf. Yes, they hated each other, but this was over kill

He should keep it off the track, and just focus on the race instead of being childish and bring his emotions onto the track

She got into her driver’s room and quickly showered before putting on some comfortable clothes before walking over to Kimi’s room

“What the fuck is your problem?!” She bursted into his room without knocking

“Ever heard of knocking?” He sat shirtless on the couch. His hair was still damp from his own shower

“Why the fuck did you crash into me?! You dnf’ed us both!” She was furious. She shut the door a little to harsh

“If you had given me more space, then it wouldn’t have happened” He stood up, walking a few steps towards her

“More space?! I had given you enough space! You did it on fucking purpose!” She could kill him if she was allowed, but god did he look good like that

“Could you stop fucking yelling?” His voice was low as he walked closer to her, making her back up against the wall

She crossed her arms over her chest “Make me” She spat her words out confidently

His actions were quick. His hand wrapped in her hair, forcing her head to tilt up. His other hand pushing on her hip, pushing her harder into the wall. His lips on hers, pulling her breath out of her

His actions made her whine. She placed her hands softly on his waist. He visibly shivered at her touch against his skin

Kimi licked at her bottom lip. She opened her mouth, letting him shove his tongue into her

“Kimi…” She whine into his mouth. The vibrations sending him pleasure all through his body

“God, just shut the fuck up” He forced her to the ground, making her yelp in pain as her knees hit the floor

He drew his hands away from her body. He unbuckled his belt and zipped down his pants. He pulled his pants and boxers down just enough for his cock to spring free

She looked up at him with glassy eyes and puffy lips. She looks fucking hot

“Make a good use of that mouth of yours” She didn’t hesitate to start licking kitten licks on the head of his cock

“Stop teasing” He yanked on her hair, forcing her away. He made a make believe ponytail with her hair as she put her lips around him

She slowly sank down on him, having when he hit the back of her throat “Fuck” He had to lean his other hand against the wall

“You’re taking me so well, lutka” She didn’t understand the nickname, but it drew out a moan of her anyway

The vibrations of her mouth on his cock drew out a whimper from him. He started bucking his hips, hitting the back of her throat at every thrust

“Such a perfect mouth” He loved the way his praise drew out a reaction from her “Way better than yelling, yeah?” She barely managed to nod

He started fucking her mouth with such force and speed that made her grab the back of his thighs tightly, drawing out several moans from him

He pulled her away and up when he started feeling himself twitch in her mouth. He pushed her towards the little table, bending her over it

He pulled the waistband of her sweats down to her ankles, alongside her panties. Her drew a finger through her folds, making her whimper

“Kimi… Please” She moaned loud when he pushed one of his fingers into her. His hand went on her mouth

“Be quiet. The walls are thin, hassu” His fingers sped up. He wanted to hear her pretty loud moans, but god did he not want to get caught fucking his teammate

“Fuck, Kimi. Please, I need you in me” She mumbled into his hand. It was hard for him to hear, but he understood it perfectly

He sped up his fingers before he took them out of her, earning him a groan from her. She didn’t get to complain a lot before Kimi had pushed all of himself into her

She let out a high-pitched whine that was barely covered by Kimi’s hand “You gotta be fucking quiet, Rakas”

She grabs the edges of the table as Kimi started moving inside her. He groans as she clenches around him

“Fuck, you’re taking me so well. Fucking made for my cock” She had really tried to keep her sounds in, but his words did her dirty

“Your sounds are music to my ears” As he feels himself closing to his orgasm, he snakes his hand around her body and down to her clit

He moaned at feeling of her clenching down on him, the feeling of her clit being rubbed is too much for her

“Kimi… I’m gonna-“ She didn’t get to finish her sentence before she was coming hard around him

He groaned her name as he himself came after a few thrusts. He pulls out of her when both of their breaths got some what under control

They didn’t utter a word as they got dressed. She barely touched the door handle when she was pulled flushed against him

He kissed her soft, not like earlier “Go before I change my mind” She chuckled softly before turning around and walking out of his driversroom

#smut #formula one #Kimi Räikkönen #kimi räikkönen x reader #Kimi Räikkönen smut #Kimi Räikkönen x reader smut

[mehilaiselokuva]

Finnish meme words you see often

I am so sorry you need to see this. But I see many of you learning through memes and want to help you out! If you have a meme concept/sentence you want me to translate, feel free to ask! Also I have no idea why it's not letting me edit the text to make it evenly spaced rn!

ONOMATOPOEIA ECT.

mjäy miu mau miuku mauku ect. - *meowing* lirp lörp hörp maisk ryyps ect. - *drinking* lits läts - *sploshing* öyh + rääh - (both literal sounds) vinksin vonksin - (things not being the way they're supposed to be (humorous)) krooh pyyh/mimimi - *sleeping* yhyy nyyh byääh ect. - *crying* nams mums namskista ect.- *eating* öö nuuh - *sniffing*

NOUNS & ADJECTIVES haloo - hello? (phone) kiva pikku... - a nice little... hupsu - silly hassu - funny mälli - cum

(humorous names for sexual organs include pimpero, pimppi, pimpsa (vagina) and jorma, gigels, pippeli (penis)) hörppiä - to slurp sörkkiä - to poke around haista vittu *insert meme* - fuck you *insert meme* vitut *insert meme* - fuck it *insert meme* mötikkä - lump kreisi - crazy (english loan, often used sarcastically)

spurdo spärde - (too niche to explain shortly, a genre of specific Finnish memes) sibul - (funny form of sipuli, onion)

jonnet ei muista - "the youngins don't remember (this)" (Jonne being that one stereotypical name for a young boy, even though these days the name used is often Veeti)

FREQUENT WORD ADD-ONS AND ENDINGS -uli - (diminutive) -tella - (the act of pretending or acting as something) -uttaa - (causative)

#finnish #langblr #langblog #language #learning #puhekieli #suomitumblr #suomen kieli #finnish language #suomipaskaa

[toonfinatic]

Joskus haluun puhuu Alfred J Kwakista muille ihmisille koska se on hiton kova antifasistinen sarja mut KAIKKI jotka tietää sen on ollu ihmisii jotka sai siit irti vaan sen et "hahaa hassu hitlervitsi Korppi based sillee läbäl xd" :(

#ymmärrän et joo jos oot teini niin onhan se tosi hassu et on hahmo joka on literally hitler ja sillä on hassu ääni #ja osittain Korpin on tarkoituskin olla hauska. koska aika yleinen natsienvastainen taktiikka on niiden mollaaminen #mutta jotkut ihmiset ei vaan saanu siitä sarjasta muuta irti #ja jokanen joka tuntuu tietävän tän sarjan tuntuu olevan poliittisesti oikeella eikä niitä kummallisesti kiinnosta siinä muu kuin #korppi. musta välillä tuntuu et porukalla meni sen sarjan pointti ihan ohi! #TOTTA KAI pahiksista ja kamalista hahmoista saa tykätä. mut se on vähän. outoo. kun jotkut ei saa antifasistisesta #sarjasta irti muuta kuin sen että ne tykkää hitlerhahmosta #mä rakastan pahiksia ja mä tajuun et Korppi varsinki sen äänensä kanssa voi olla hassu #mutta kun Alfred J Kwak on syvempi sarja #ja se ansaitsee parempaa keskustelua kuin vaan meemeilyä #suomi #suomeksi #piirretyt #suomipaskaa #suomitumppu #suomitumblr #finnish #me discussing an old antifascist cartoon thats more known in Europe #so speaking Finnish

[isekai-self-lover]

Hi I've unearthed from the dead to give you Kashimo headcannons because us Kashimo fans are starved

• This is an Aries man if I've ever seen one.

• Going off of geges habit of using the traditional japanese lunar solar calander to pick birthdates I think he'd be born between March 31st and April 4th as this time period is known as Kaminari sunawachi koe o hassu or distant thunder in english

• On the shorter side somewhere between 5' 6 and 5'8

• Honestly he gives me extreme aroace vibes maybe demi

• Canonically didn't relate to people easily and has problems with empathy

• He strikes me as the type that would get romantic and platonic emotions confused (me af)

• Love language is acts of service and surprisingly words of affirmation

• Competitive in pretty much all aspects of life like the type of dude that would do a spicy food challenge at a restaurant

• Probably lived a mostly nomadic live when he was alive during the edo era

Died in his late 60s maybe early 70s pushing his body too hard

#hajime kashimo #kashimo hajime #jjk #kashimo x reader #jjk x reader #kashimo #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen x reader

[rpking99]

Misc Anime

SSSS Gridman

Rikka Takarada

Akane Shinjou

Orie Takarada

Hassu

Namiko

SSSS Dynazenon

Yume Minami

Chise Asukagawa (Aged up)

Mujina

Anosillus II (Refered to as Nidaime)

SpyXFamily

Yor Forger/Yor Briar

Anya Forger (Aged Up)

Fiona Frost

Ms Kobayashi's Dragon Maid

Kobayashi

Tohru

Kanna Kamui (Physically Aged Up)

Lucoa

Elma

One Punch Man

Tatsumaki

Fubuki

JoJo's Bizzare Adventure

Golden Wind

Trish Una and Spice Girls

Stone Ocean

Jolynne Kujo and Stone Free

Bakugan

Julie Makimoto

Alice Gehabich

Mira Fermin

Dinosaur King

Zoe Drake (Aged Up)

Ursala

Total Muses: 26/27

#read rules before interacting #gridman universe rp #spyxfamily rp #one punch man rp #jojo's bizarre adventure rp #bakugan rp #dinosaur king rp #open rp #open to all #open smut rp #smut rp