#happy floorboard chomping Friday Tuesday

[floorboardchompingfridays]

Some Advice For People Leaving Comments on Fanfics:

“I liked your fic”

Nice, but basic and easy to overlook

Doesn’t compel the author to do anything other than take the compliment

Sounds like you might be a bot (ew)

“I am going to eat your floorboards!”

Unique and attention grabbing

Makes me second guess whether I should have bought that insurance

Sounds like you might be a termite (how did a termite learn to type????)

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[floorboardchompingfridays]

“I could fix him”. “I could make him worse.”

Okay, but I could sneak into his house in the middle of the night and chomp on his brand new floorboards until the very foundation of his house becomes structurally unstable and he is forced to move.

#Not like other girls #happy floorboard chomping friday tuesday #floorboard chomping fridays #happy floorboard chomping friday #floorboard chomping friday #Property destruction #I could fix him #I could make him worse #I could eat his floorboards