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hetalia-has-a-secretary · 3 years

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*slides 1$ bill over the table to you* My friend George here would love to know if you have any NSFW headcanons for Russia. Ah, and since you like dad jokes... Batman and Robin are driving the Batmobile, but suddenly it stops. So, Batman turns to Robin and says:“Robin, get off and check the battery”, and Robin answers:“Batman, what's a tery?”

*Sneaks the bill into my trench coat that came out of nowhere* Yes, I do have some NSFW Headcannons of Russia... So you're in luck kid, I just got the new stock- also I literally told everyone I knew about this pun, and it's fun to see those who know nothing about batman get really confused 😂

TW: NSFW content.

NSFW Russia Headcannons!

It takes him a while to warm up to someone.

It's hard for him to make friends, so a relationship that involves making love/sex is even more far out there, concept wise

It's not like he's exactly innocent, but he's certainly a virgin.

Never bothered with buying sex, because he isn't willing to give something like that to some stranger, especially after all the years of getting bullied, he won't give something that someone hasn't earned from him.

Mostly because his emotions are tied to his physical affections, so just touching never really did anything for him anyway

He's read erotica, and it only gets to him if he inserts himself in the story, but it's pretty boring for him still

When it comes down to an actual lover, he's not all that shy, but is more cautious about it.

If his S/O seems more confident than him in bed, he might shy away a little.

He won't go fast his first time, he wants it to be slow, and full of love.

He wants to fulfill the desires of his lover, and does expect them to give back.

The real trick to get him going is to give him something to focus on.

So a shy or insecure lover would be up his alley.

Not Because he wants them to be insecure, but this is something he feels he can handle, and it's something he has in common with them, and would love to grow and learn with them together!

He's not muscular and built like the other countries, especially during winter, so he is a little insecure of his tummy.

He's a Dom, and has to be on top. Mostly because he can't stand feeling like he's being held down. Physically.

It's also because he just wants to please his lover, so it's more of a giving than receiving thing

He's actually really embarrassed over liking semi-musky smells, so if he gets caught sniffing any more sensual areas, don't call him out on it.

It'll be the immediate end to his interest in doing it for a few hours, or days depending on if his lover is mean about it.

Has no problem going down on someone.

His favorite thing about making love is getting to see his lover squirm!

So he's into light restraint, and overstimulating if his lover is ok with it as well

He doesn't need a safe word. If his lover asks them to stop he will.

Not really into role play, unless it puts him in a high position like an admiral.

Favorite position is spooning, even if he gets to stick his shaft and rut between his sunflower's thighs ♥️

He doesn't know why but he loves touching, biting, kissing, and massaging his lover's back.

Let him give you a full body massage, and he will let you do anything. Even top (just be gentle!).

He likes to growl a lot- but isn't scared of giving a high pitched moan.

His lover better say his name when they finish or else they start over again.

He likes being rough, and owns a riding crop for reasons.

The only warning is if he feels like his lover has cheated, it might wind up ending in an angry fuck (with constant! He's not going to force anyone into something like that, but he will certainly bring it up the next time sex is involved. It pops up mid action)

He's not just mad about it, but he feels like he has to prove how good he is so they don't ever leave again, so he gets emotionally disconnected during this situation as well.

Best thing to do is either scream to get ahold of himself (like, literally tell him he's being a jerk and unkind), or tell the truth if they did cheat.

But warning, if they did cheat it's over.

No second chances, and the sex immediately stops

Oh- the cutest thing to ever be heard is if you get him to laugh when he cums.

Best way of doing this is telling him to "Release his sunflower seeds in my garden~" and he will make the most glorious sounds between a hard groan and laughter, all while his body shudders and spasms.

Will be laughing about it when he calms down, and his lover is about to get extra cuddles for that!

He doesn't mind if the sex is silly, or intimate he's just in the moment and kind of follows his lovers lead.

Constant to drunk sex! But if his lover is already drunk when they ask him for sex or love making, he will refuse at first. If they persist, he'll just give them slow head until they fall asleep or get tired.

If there's any other specific NSFW Headcannons you want let me know ♥️ I wasn't sure what to focus on!

#handsypandsy #hetalia world stars #hetalia #aph #hws #hetalia russia

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hetalia-has-a-secretary · 3 years

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I feel lonely tonight, the pandemic makes you distance yourself a little from those you love. It would be nice to see the allies and the axis in a super cheesy situation when seeing each other after a long time due to the pandemic with their partner and realizing that the spark between them is not gone, and they make love after a long time.

*Breathes out pure fluff* Yes- YES ANON! GENIUS ANON IS! Genius anon has made hetalia Secretary happy! Happy for a thousand days! (I'm sorry, I may have... Overreacted...)

Trigger Warning: Romantically Sexual themes

My NSFW tag is 'handsypandsy' For those who are uncomfortable with sensual things.

Allies and Axis rekindle a flame with their S/O after quarantine

Allies:

America:

It was a very painful experience for Alfred. Regardless if they lived together or not, having to be somewhat distanced sucked. He wanted nothing more than to hug and kiss his S/O but due to his job, having to quarantine became a regular for a couple months. Every phone call he'd profusely apologize to his lover, already expecting them to get bored and leave. But when the time finally came he sprinted into his house, slightly spooking his S/O with the door being whipped open, and immediately showering them with kisses and cuddles. It was almost out of character, but the briny tears soaking his cheeks made his S/O realize just how anxious he was. What started out with panicked kisses soon formed into gentle caresses, and drawn out moans as each party seemed overly sensitive to the touch that they so desperately missed. Clothing staying out, and hardly moved as they had grinded like two stones against each other. The bed that night stayed empty as the two did their romancing on the floor in the living room. Bare skin finally making it's grand entrance, and turning red from the forgotten sensation of making love. A movie they had tried to watch together Beforehand illuminated their bodies as they moved in sync. Gripping, and grasping for anything to help them to keep the pace steady. Both their panting and lustrous sighs hidden by the sound of the credits as the movie ended. The hot and heavy haze in the room had caressed the lovers to sleep in each other's arms. Both satisfied and feeling the safety and familiarity of their skin. Morning had come and Alfred's Sleeping partner was out of sight, but the smell of breakfast eased his worry, and he waddled to his lover. He had sneakily turned the flames off and whisked his S/O back to their spot on the floor, promising to take them out after one more round. Except the second time around was more for the fun of it, and whatever worries they had vanished.

England:

His S/O wasn't very far from him, so it took him all of his being to not see them. Phone calls weren't good enough, even with the suggestions of having intimate moments through the phone cables. It just didn't feel right. He began to worry it would never be the same, and this was what it felt like to drift away from someone. Once he was in the clear and could see his S/O again he bought flowers and take out in hopes that he could convince them to stay with him. To his surprise his S/O pulled him in, the flowers dropping outside on the doorstep, and they kissed him. He pulled back, his face shocked and flushing. But that soon turned into a playful grin as he convinced them their mealtime was slightly more important. As they ate Arthur and his S/O exchanged goofy noodle slurping faces, and stole from each other's plates, the atmosphere turning warm and comfortable. Yet it had a sense of urgency that was fully ignored by both lovers as they indulged in each other's presence. Clean up after the meal was going to wait as England decided to make the next move. With sincere words he held his lover in his arms and let every one of his worries slip past his lips. His concerns fading with every reassurance his S/O provided. Soon enough they had made their way to the bedroom, lips locked and hands loaded like springs. Trying so desperately to remember nights they had like this. Their clothes were pulled from their bodies as if they needed a desperate reminder of their soft skin and joints. He was smooth on his feet as he held his lover down to the blankets, and promised them more than just a good night. He wanted them to remember this moment for everyday after. He wanted them to feel loved, and wanted nothing more than to give them the love they desired. Putting his intrusive thoughts to the grave he gave them every inch of his emotions and attention, almost neglecting his own. No matter the sensation he made sure they were both well relieved, and confident the other would be there by morning.

France:

This was the biggest challenge he's ever faced. He felt like he worked so hard to keep his S/O around, and this cursed pandemic was about to shatter it. But with every phone call, and every video chat he was given more and more hope they're his still. His goal when he found his way into their arm was to make sure they knew he was still theirs as well. He kissed them, held them, and soothed ever single nerve they had until it was as still and unwavering as a lake in the early morning. No more talk about sickness, no more paranoia of the air, or touching being infectious. They were both given the chance to feel again, even for just one night, and he was going to make sure they took it. He picked them up and brought them to the bed, playfully trapping them in the blankets. After shortly joining them under the covers he asked them about how the distance made them feel. Upon learning how needy it made them for his touch, it felt like a thousand roses had bloomed from his chest. He made every move and touch painfully slow. Looking into his sweet Darling's eyes for consent for every inch of movement. But when the final connection of limbs and loins happen, he let every ounce of his adoration for them flow. He grabbed and caressed at random sections of their bodies, allowing them to instruct his movements, via by their moan or their words. He worshipped them, and their affection. Even after the high of their passion simmered down, he held them close, smothering them with soft kisses and adoring talk about being in that position forever, where not even hunger will stop him from moving their relaxed figure.

China:

He had the patience to wait it out, but that did not mean it was without it's agony. Truth be told he'd rather not hear the sweet voice of his S/O. It only made things harder, but he couldn't say no to the phone when it rang. It wasn't the time that went by that concerned him. It was the lost look on his S/O face when they realized they didn't love him anymore. It plagued him, and haunted his soul more than getting sick. He was a country so he'd survive, but he really only did this to protect his precious gem. But to his surprise he heard the knocking come from his door. Gladly accepting a distraction from his thoughts he opened it. He thought he was dreaming as his S/O stood there. He was so lost in thought he didn't realize their time to quarantine was up, and he was way past the time he promised to meet up with them. His heart ached and he assumed it was the final straw to the relationship, but that fear went away as his S/O embraced them, concern that he was mad or upset. The laughter that filled the room, as he explained how he managed to lose track of time with his own untrusting thoughts, gave them both relief. Soon enough they had found other ways to relieve their worries away. It started with china feeding them what they desired. He saw the chance to wipe away some leftover crumbs from their face, but chose to do so with his lips, than to do so with a napkin. The shock that came with the sensation pushed them both over the edge as they kissed and bite into soft flesh. Not tearing or bruising it, but simply testing the reality of the situation. They soon allowed themselves to become whole as the smell of warm food coated the room, but gave way to the lover's hunger for each other's affections, and bodies. It wasn't a completely soft reunion for too many hours were missed. But the sensation had them on cloud nine with every thrust or caress. Their inner flames peaking, and going out several times before they had exhausted their physical strength. Ending their love making session with tired smiles, and rumbling bellies. Though they felt weakened from their activities they had managed to carry themselves off to bed with a few plated of food to sedate earlier's, original, hunger.

Russia:

Between the cold winds, and the familiar taste of loneliness, Russia was suffering greatly. He called his S/O time and time again, just to hear their voice. Just to hear their affections reach to him through the phone. He feared he'd retrieve some form of addiction to this form of communication if the quarantine lasted any longer. He thought day in, and day out about his S/O to try and quench the foreign desires that kept him up at night. Embarrassed by his fantasies that started out innocent, but ended in something more raw and carnal. His S/O would soon hear more apologies for something Ivan couldn't bring himself to admit to. But when the day arrived he could see them again, any other words told to him by his boss were cut short as he rushed out of his home and directly to his little bear. Covered in snow, and almost freezing to death, his S/O dragged him inside, their motherly concern giving Russia a familiar warmth that surpassed a hearth's. He quickly shed his coat and boots. Taking his scarf he tied tied his S/O to him, telling them they were not allowed to be apart like that again. Endearment ran through his fingertips as he gently touched their face, a guilty look as he cautiously admitted to his sensual fantasies. The shame he wore in his body language signaled his S/O to start to coax him out of his intrusive thoughts, and into bed with them. Filling the space in between with comforting words, and an 'I missed you just as badly'. That's all Ivan needed to hear before letting himself take charge of the situation. His actions were rushed, and desperate. His lips and teeth traveling from their lips, to their neck, and to the collar of their shirt. Large hands squeezed and carefully probed his sunflower's flesh as they both quickly shed their clothing, not caring where the items fell to. Russia came to a halt as one final look of remorse masked his face. Sensitive to his needs his S/O egged him on with soft kisses of their own. The following friction and suffocating adoration was the only feelings present in the shared hours to come. Russia had allowed himself a tear or two to shed as the salt mixed with saliva of their kisses. With each worry came waves of pleasure, melting it away. Even when morning had come, and both sweethearts were aching and sore, they lay tangled up under covers, refusing to let the world outside peek into their serenity.

Axis:

Germany:

Time had stopped for him. Everything did. He felt a bizarre emptiness, and knowing the cause made it worse. He's use to the laughter his S/O made when he was too serious, and started talking nonsense logic. He missed their gaze from across the room as they would attempt to sneak baked goods fresh off the cooling rack. He missed everything. But he stayed strong. He promised to himself to not let some illness take him over. He stayed his distance from more than his S/O, even to the concern of his closest friends. He was more agressive with his training, the slight burn that came with it giving him some respite from his longing. It was an endless cycle. One he was more than happy to break when the time finally came. Yet he froze at the sight. It seemed his S/O has fallen victim to the pandemics careless attitude towards haircuts and hygiene. In other words they were perfect, regardless. In fact seeing them as if they barely crawled out of bed made it seem like all the time waiting never happened. And he loved that about them. So much so he scooped them up, and carried them off to the bedroom. He wasted no time in asking them if they missed him, if they wanted him. And with each yes he made his way to hover over them. Though he wanted to just dive in and feel connected again, he made sure they could handle it. Softly gave them words of reassurance if any fears had aroused. He made a promise that whatever was happening outside the front door, would never reach them where they were. Inch by inch he layered kisses and sweet words and praise against his S/O's skin. Hands finding theirs as he leaned into them, their beings touching yet again. He had them pinned down, not wanting them to waste a single amount of effort as he gave them whatever they wanted. At the same time he gave his love in the form of attentiveness, and teasing. He was calculated in every move, every kiss and every word. He would not stop these sensations until his S/O asked, or simply couldn't take anymore of Ludwig's motions. The end had neared to quickly for them both, but neither complained. It wasn't about how long they lasted, all that mattered was they had made it through part of the storm, and they would see their way out back to beautiful clear skies, once again.

Japan:

He was use to it so it didn't bug him. So long he was able to at least talk to his S/O he was satisfied. But he could sense the tone through the phone that his partner wasn't fairing as well. That's what got to him. The discomfort his S/O had, had soon transferred to him, and even with the distance he began to miss their playfully, hidden touches and affection. He slowly realized how long he made them wait, even for just holding hands. Guilt kicked in as he he came to the conclusion that his Darling had worked so hard for him to warm to their touch, and now it was being torn from them. From him as well. That's when the feeling of missing set in fully. He would shudder at the slightest breeze that came across his skin, and imagined it was their own hand, or just their breath. But that wanting soon came to over flow as he walked back into a shared living space with his S/O. He knew his face was redden, and noticeable so he informed his S/O of his feelings. Then slowly they both found a comfortable space to allow the feeling of intimacy to take over. Small hearts were drawn on each other's skin with their fingers, and they eased in to it. Not going to fast, or to slow. For Kiku's sake since he was still unsure of what these feelings were. That is until the first embrace. Then he melted to the sensation. Those ghostly drafts from his quarantine turning into the actual breath and skin of his precious blossom. Finally the tension in his body snapped and he moved against them, pillowy lips finding theirs. He never understood why others found it hard to kiss like this. There was plenty of air shared between the two of them, but as much as he enjoyed the sensation, he began wanting more. Greedily he laid down his S/O, enjoying their longing whimpers, and pleading eyes. Even with hands unfastening the cloth barriers, he never shied away, and took in his S/O's being for what it was worth. To him that was priceless gemstones, and silk. Every bit of his lover sprawled out in front of him, as he showed his true colors like he did the first night they intermingled like this. The pace increased further as his first release built. But not yet. He showered his S/O with every sensation they deserved to have. He was going to give him twice the amount of affection and touch as they gave him from the very start. Only then would he be truly happy, and satisfied. The lull of love making came and their after glows and blush cooled down against the wooden floors. He had just enough energy left to kiss their tired bodies, and rub away any sores, a physical lullaby that let them finally get a restful night.

Italy:

He was almost depressed most of the time. He wanted so badly to hold his S/O, and just squeeze them until they gave that adorable giggle he loved so dearly. But alas, he had to wait. He had to be patient. So he used that to make paintings, and small trinkets for his beloved. And it almost worked. He could get so into his craft making he'd forget that his S/O wasn't there, and call out for their opinion. Only bringing on the sadness again he was trying to avoid. Calls were hard to make as well, and it frustrated him to no end. Then the end to the waiting had come, and he left as soon as he could, a small bag of gifts in hand. He knocked loudly, despite the morning hour, and said many things to his S/O as he embraced them. None of which came in his S/O's native tongue, or at the very least sounded like gibberish. After his S/O received so many little gifts they couldn't help but feel better. There was a small silence as Italy leaned over, pecking their lips. Unsure if they were still there, if they were real. Lingering kisses washed away to soft touches to the face, and arms. Soon clothes had been pushed aside as the two memorized the sensation of being in the same room. Then all at once they collapsed to the couch, hands fondling buttons and buckles. Hair being moved aside from ears to be nibbled, and lips struggling to find each other's rhythms. Once they did the rest came easy. Sighs were elicited as their bodies became almost glued to each other. Barely ever separating. Surprised gasps, and soft moans claimed the silence as sweat and tears mixed together, right until the end. Though neither of them disconnected from their combined warmth. Making every sore and slight bite mark worth the effort.

-End-

And holy cow the amount of times I had to change the word 'of' to 'if' and vise versa was painful! Anyway- I hope you all enjoyed this! Cause I certainly did *cough Russia my love cough* I feel slightly bad American's was slightly shorter than everyone else's, but it just felt like a good place for him. I don't know, let me know what y'all think.

#hetalia #hetalia world stars #hws #aph #hetalia american #hetalia england #hetalia france #hetalia china #hetalia russia #hetalia germany #hetalia japan #hetalia italy #handsypandsy

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hetalia-has-a-secretary · 3 years

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OMG!!! Love that of the au human you made !!! would you do the same with romano canada england germany and south korea ?? sorry, english is not my first language.

The ask this person is referring too was a Human AU where a selected country reacts to their S/O asking for their first 'sexy fun time' whilst both were virgin. I love writing for the Human AU to be honest. It gives more room for character personality! I've also started using a 'human AU' tag to help people navigate ^J^ And as per usual! Trigger Warning for suggestive themes! handsypandsy is the tag you want to avoid!

Sexy Fun time with Romano, Canada, England, and Germany! (2/?)

Make sure to read the author's note at the bottom of the anwser to know why I chose not to do south Korea.

Romano:

His face went flush as soon as the words left his S/O lips.

He wanted to so badly, but part of him was really worried they'd run off, or they didn't want him for anything else.

At least until his S/O said "I just want to make you happy".

He gave an over excited nod and the two of them planned a day around their work hours where they can be together.

He had asked them to come over for dinner, and they had a classic dinner.

A candle dinner with his S/O favorite meal. He went as far as to break out his best cutlery and plates.

And as per usual they also washed the dishes together. Usually that chore was done side by side, but tonight Romano was right behind his S/O. Arms under theirs as he helps them wash the dishes, letting them pile up to air dry.

Once that was said and done he lead them to his room, made sure to lock the door and began soothing his lovers nerves away by lightly humming to them.

He kissed their knuckles, wrists, and arm before finding his way to their lips.

Everything went smoothly, almost as if he did it before, but little does his S/O know, he hasn't.

This was his first. But his first of many romantic, and loving nights.

Canada:

He was already painfully shy around his S/O when they first started dating, but soon enough his beloved learned that deep down, he was a hopeless romantic.

Matthew had learned how to play guitar just for them. He sang so wonderfully with his soft voice.

His S/O asked him for a night of love making during one of his songs.

The squeak he made sounded like a chew toy. His eyes closed shut and then went wide as he shook his head.

"Here? Now!?"

A small nod from his Darling made the biggest smile appear on his face, and he immediately embraced them in a hug, guitar now set aside.

His S/O was in for quite the wild treat. Every movement he made was calculated, and he was hell bent on making them feel more then good. He wanted to make them feel amazing.

Just when his S/O thought he had forgotten about himself he had already crawled over them, nuzzling their cheek with his.

One way or another the two were going to have the night of their lives, much to his S/O surprise!

England:

He was exhausted from a long work week, and had complained about the stress he was under working at his silly office job.

He was so busy complaining he didn't hear his S/O when they asked, and had them repeat what they said.

Then his face went red as he shot up straight, immediately covering his groin almost embarrassed.

He started out by lecturing his S/O to not ask a question like that without meaning it. So when he finally realized his S/O was being serious, he had to look away to hide his heated face

Soon enough he was sitting next to his lover on his bed, and was asking them how ready they were for it, and if it was what they really wanted.

He wasn't trying to avoid them, he just wants to make sure his S/O wasn't making a mistake by taking that next step with him. He truly loves them, and would do anything for them.

And like a proper gentleman he took them out to eat, and they went home. He was extremely chivalrous that night. Holding the door, taking their hand at most opportunities, and would steal kisses when he could.

By the end of the night he had his S/O melting and swooning.

Then came the big moment. He had protection and had vowed to stop whenever his S/O wanted them too. He eventually voiced his lack of experience, but once he learned his S/O packed the same thing he became bolder.

The night together was akward, but there was plenty of giggles, and passion that was made from it. Just be prepared because he'll be an expert by next morning.

Germany:

He thought himself as a very respectful, but intimidating man.

Not many people chose to get so close to him, then he met his S/O.

He was wrapped around their finger so it was no surprise how easily he said yes to them when they asked to sleep together.

There was no fancy dinner, it was just the two of them. It was just the way he liked it. Him, and his treasured partner lazing around, and cuddling.

But that cuddling was just the beginning of something more.

It started out with nuzzles and throughout the hour his hands wandered, and he would occasionally massage certain spots when his S/O made certain sounds, or jolted a certain way.

It was slow, and relaxing. Kisses on the neck, and silent promises that he'd do his best to make them his, and to make them happy.

When the main event came around he was slow, and careful. Purposefully drawing out long moans, and whimpers from his lover.

The more they whined for him, the more excited he got until he finally gave in and gave his S/O exactly what they wanted, and how they wanted. Perhaps more than once.

Sadly due to a lot of circumstances surrounding south Korea and his design I won't be doing anything for him on my blog. I do not wish to disrespect anyone if there are major problems like there was when Hetalia wanted to adapt south Korea into the anime. Please accept my Sincerest apologies!

#hetalia #hws #hetalia romano #human au #hetalia canada #hetalia germany #hetalia england #handsypandsy

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hetalia-has-a-secretary · 3 years

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first time with russia and france in the human au with their s / o both virgins. because I think only the two of them are missing to have the entire group of allies!

I am a woman of simple things. I see "first time with Russia-" and my brain stalls for 30 minutes. I will do my very best! And the fact France is now here, oh my. I'm not a HUGE fan of France but I am also a terrible flirt (mostly playfully and to the person I really love) so writing for him is... Fun WHEEZE

And again handsypandsy is the nsfw tag you want to avoid if you don't like NSFW things ❤️

Sexy Fun time with Russia and France: Human AU (4/?)

Russia:

The poor thing came to America as an exchange student, so when the question was promoted he immediately thought no.

He was too scared that it was going to be over once he left for Russia, his home country.

It takes some coaxing but his S/O knew all the right things to say to calm his nerves.

But as soon as he got happy over the promise of a long distance (and possibly future) with his S/O he got excited.

You couldn't take the smile off his face, even if you tried. He did plan a time and place, and when it came down to it the nerves came back a little.

But let me tell you something, he poured ever once of love and fear that night. Regardless of him not knowing what to do exactly, but he tried so hard~ And he didn't stop unless his sunflower begged.

What fun they have after his S/O learned how dominant he can be~

France:

Oh! His heart leaped Because this whole time dating his S/O he hardly considered -that-. It also kind of hurt because a lot of people who know him at school thinks he has some awful reputation for sleeping with everyone.

Not only was it not true, but he's very sensitive about it. His S/O is going to have to be very straight with him about their feelings, and be aware that this is more of a love and trust thing.

Surprisingly enough, there was no fancy dinner (he did take them to their favorite place to eat), but he was so hellbent on making sure his S/O was comfortable it was almost unbearable.

Getting him to calm down was tough, but his Darling had managed, and probably had to softly guide him.

But as soon as a handful of praises came from his S/O, he melted completely.

It was very slow, and he took his time making every nerve in their body tingle and tense before finally letting them release.

His S/O gets MAJOR bonus points if they shoo off any rumors about him, and his flirting with other people goes away.

Hopefully his S/O doesn't mind being the inspiration behind some of his more, erotic art works~

#hetalia world stars #hetalia #aph #hetalia russia #hetalia france #handsypandsy #human au

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hetalia-has-a-secretary · 3 years

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Human au. America, Italy, Japan, China and Iceland reacting to his girlfriend asking them if they could have sex because she wants to touch them and she wants them to touch her too. (The boys and s / o are virgins. They had only kissed until now)

*evil laughter* yes, YES LET THE FLUFF COMMENCE! But I will let those who do not like NSFW know that the 'handsypansy' hashtag has all of my NSFW for those wanting to avoid it in the future! Enjoy!

Human AU with some Sexy Fun Time! (Part 1/?)

America:

His face flushed up when his S/O asked them straight up.

He was so busy with college and working in fast food that he almost felt guilty, thinking you asked because he was neglecting the relationship.

But once his S/O explained that wasn't the case, he started to get kind of excited!

The fact you wanted him, and wanted him to want them made him feel almost full with tingly feels.

Things only got akward again when you both learned you didn't really know how to start.

Taking it upon himself he began with you under the blankets cuddling and kissing, then he slowly worked his way to stripping both him and his lover down, taking note of every feathery touch that elicited any sound from you.

He was more than gentle, and just wanted you to have a good time.

Italy:

Oh yeah, he has literally zero problems with this suggestion.

He's super happy about it. To the point his S/O is worried Feli doesn't know what to do.

Oh but they were wrong, very wrong.

Feli is the kind of guy to magically set the mood almost immediately.

Whatever hyper sugar filled drug he was on five seconds ago when you asked, just went out the window.

If his S/O pops this question they better do it in private or else he'll have them suffering until they get home.

Light 'accidental' touches and soft slow kisses are a must.

He will do everything in his power to make his S/O m e l t

When the moment comes around he does ask if they're virgin, and the cute smile he gives when he mentions how happy it makes him that they're each other's first is almost to much to bare.

Japan:

His S/O knew from the start how traditional him and his family was, and that included in the bedroom.

So asking him was a chore in itself.

It probably shocked his S/O when he gave a bright blushy smile, and said yes.

Turns out Kiku was a bit of a rebel compared to his parents. Especially when it came to his lover.

Though he wanted it to be special, so there was a time and place planned, and it was a very special night.

He suggested bathing together and though try he might, it didn't stop him from getting into the mood during the bath. Eventually you two moved to the bedroom, towels laid across it to not soak the sheets.

He was a little clumsy, but both of them were. He gave nervous giggles whenever his hand touched somewhere he wasn't aiming for, and eventually started to get cold feet.

He was just nervous he was going to do something wrong and lose his Darling. But so long his S/O keeps him on track, and reminds him that he's allowed to touch them, they'll have a pretty good time!

China:

Yao was always so busy with running his restaurant that it almost came to his S/O as a surprise that he was virgin.

Even then he seemed to be the least nervous about it, which was a very good thing for his S/O.

He made sure they were 100% sure about taking that next step in their relationship, and then cleared a day out just for the two of them to enjoy.

Between the home cooked meals, and the beautiful weather and spa date, the mood was very relaxed.

Though it was very obvious that He was just as excited as his beloved.

But don't think he wasn't going the extra mile. He had everything prepared for that moment.

Protection, calming dented candles

And one of the worlds best massages.

That was how he got his kicks from this. Seeing his S/O relax and trust them? Perfection. True perfection.

Iceland:

Part of him feels extremely flustered, and the other part of him is really glad someone like his S/O wants something so adult like from him.

There was little to no issue until it came down to actually do it.

Funny thing is, it became obvious that he was WAY more excited than his S/O were.

Not in a pervy way, he's just really happy he gets to do something so secret with them. He wants to do everything right.

Deep down he's a really caring and passionate guy, as teased by Mr.Puffin.

It happens on the spot as soon as his S/O asks him, and he constantly reminds them, that if they want to stop at any time they can. Just be nice with him, please?

Also, expect a boat ton of kisses before, during, and after!

So I hope this suffices enough ❤️ I also struggled with staying on third person, so if anyone sees any errors let me know! Thank you!

#hws #hetalia American #hetalia Japan #hetalia China #hetalia iceland #i am a hopeless romantic #but so isnt all of Hetalia #so yeah #have fun with this info #also was no one going to tell me Emil isn't icelands cannok name?#hetalia italy #handsypandsy

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Axis, Romano, Prussia, and China find out their girlfriend used to be an exotic dancer so they could support their family?

I only half knew what an exotic dancer is lol

Going to tag this with #handsypandsy for sexual themes!

TW: Sexual themes

Axis + Romano + Prussia + China with an exotic dancer!

Axis:

Germany:

He has a two step reaction.

Oh that's really hot-

Understandable. You were trying to support the family.

It's most certainly in his mind but now he has to know things.

Did they enjoy it? (Please say yes...) Was it easy?

Can they pole dance?

If yes to the last one, he'd love to watch, mostly because he hears it's a good workout and takes a lot of strength.

Chances are you can get him on the pole, only for him to knock it over.

Japan:

It doesn't really effect him in any manner

It's their personal business, especially because they needed the money

He won't push them on the subject

But if they offer him an example of their work he won't say no...

Just keep the clothes on... For now...

Italy:

He thinks it's neat.

I mean, did they have to learn to dance or is this something they were just good at naturally?

He's a courious bean, and has a lot of questions for them.

He's not trying to be mean, but he's never seen or talked to an exotic dancer

For obvious reasons. (Surprisingly/not surprisingly?)

Prussia:

Jaw dropped

"That's awesome!"

And not to mention how headstrong they must have been for their family

He silently makes a promise to never let them go through that again.

Kind of... Wants to see them in action and asks as nicely as possible.

You will 100% catch him in the heels if you showed him.

China:

He really respects his S/O for going to such lengths for their family.

Has very few questions about it

Asks if it's a touchy subject or not.

Isn't really interested in getting a "show".

To him all the extra sexy stuff is okay, but a waste of time when he could be getting all lovey on them after some fun foreplay.

Besides, watching isn't as fun as doing 😏

#hetalia germany #hetalia italy #hetalia japan #hetalia romano #hetalia prussia #hetalia china #hetalia #aph #hws #handsypandsy

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hetalia-has-a-secretary · 3 years

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Czech's sexy HCs ?

Mmmm gonna tag this with a 'handsypansy' and for those who don't want to see the smexy (nsfw) stuff that's the tag you want to avoid! Love and appreciate all of you! Stay safe and don't push yourself into anything uncomfortable if possible!!!

Sexy Czech Headcannons!

I can see her as a huge romantic.

But also a bit of brat about it as well? She means well, but doesn't know how to communicate what she wants sometimes.

Scented baths, candles, massages, she is a give and take kind of gal, but usually takes before giving.

Switch Dom. (Switch meaning She'll top, or bottom, Dom meaning she's still the one in charge.)

Favorite thing she likes to wear when she wants to feel sexy is any kind of knee high boots, especially if it has buckles on it.

Loves the color black when she decides to get all dressed up for a night out.

Short, skin tight shorts, long flowing sleeve shirt that hangs off the shoulder, and round earrings. Sometimes she'll break out round red sunglasses for a small splash of color.

She looks good in black, but Deep red is a whole other level.

She also really loves wearing knee high socks to bed when she's in the mood.

Doesn't like wearing high heels, but just loves buckle up shoes, so expect to see those on a lot as well.

Nsfw Headcannons:

She really, really loves to ride her partner, one way or another.

She likes having the ability to move freely, knowing just the right ways to move and drive her partner crazy.

Doesn't like anything that can ruin her skin, or show what's she's up too, so it's smart not to leave marks in visible places.

Unless you want to be punished.

She does, however, love costumes and roleplay, and if you buy any toys, she's game for that too!

Don't expect her to beg, because she will get bored and lose interest very quickly.

The only way your gonna get her to beg is if you feel like having a really, really long teasing session.

And I mean, gentle touches, soft caresses, accidentally touching hands, leaving her with a ghost of a touch throughout the week will make her go crazy with desire.

She has soft drawn out moans, and gets handsy when she starts to get close.

Hands in the hair, the pillows, sheets, but her favorite thing to have a grip on is someone's back, or their own hands.

Aftercare can be really relaxing, and she has a ridiculous stamina recovery.

So if you don't make it out of bed before she does, she'll start a bath without you. Expecting you to join for some warm, wet cuddles.

On a more romantic night, it's a lot easier to rile her up.

She really just wants to be held as close as possible in her partner's arms. She wants praise for all she has done, but don't worry, she will reciprocate those soft words.

Her moans are replaced with quick pants, and silent begs to go faster, or harder. Sometimes she's so focused on what she wants she won't realize the sensation of her climax.

But when it hits her, her head will go back and she makes sure to let you know how amazing you made her feel.

Romantic nights will include lazy clean up with warm water from the sink and a washcloth, then it's straight back to bed.

#hetalia #hws #hetalia czech #handsypandsy #mmmmmm kneesocks #especially with little bows on them #not a weird preference of mine #i just like knee socks tbh #but my short puge legs and big ol cafes do not like them

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Russia X Secretary: Fear of First time (2/2) (NSFW)

Let me know if you guys want a third and final part where they get down to the nitty gritty!

Read the first half here:

The room seemed to get warmer as Russia continued his loving attacks on her torso.

He had quickly discovered her interest in biting, and scratching, leaving red marks all over her stomach and sides. Her favorite spots where he elicited the best sounds was her hips. The soft flesh getting pulled by his teeth, forcing the secretary to buck her hips up. Along with her stretched skin.

He found his way to her thighs, and that's when panic set in. The secretary knew what he was about to do, and had to speak against it.

"W-wait! Please don't do what I think you're about to do..."

Russia had lifted his head, a confused look across his face.

"Do you not want me to-"

"No! N-nyet... Not today..."

"Why?"

She took a deep breath, covering her face.

"I-isnt that disgusting? I mean it's not exactly clean. What if I make you sick?"

All that could be heard was a low snicker rumbling against her leg, and the second of more kisses echoing through the room.

His hands stroked her through her jean. Skillfully making their way to the button and zipper, undoing it hastily. Russia heard the soft gasp and whine that came from her, but continued anyway.

He pulled her pants and undergarments down all at once, focusing on getting them of from around her hips.

"Sunflower, can you lift a little? They are stuck..."

She complied looking at him through parted fingers. Waiting for some form of dissapointment still. His face scrunched up as it caught the sight of her unkept bush and mound. She closed her eyes and feared the worst.

It never came. What she did get was another collection of kisses to her hips, and the sensation of fingers entangling themselves in her pubic hairs. Without warning they grasped at the bushel, and tugged. Earning a loud gasp.

He kept on her body. Tugging and diving in the soft flesh between her thighs. Each dip parting her legs until they were open enough to see the small pearl joined with the closed slit that ached to be stretched open. Russia gave it a light kiss, catching the musky smell from her core. He smirked and gave a loud sniff, causing the secretary to squeak and close her legs. Not that she managed because as soon as she moved he had already taken her bud into his mouth, sucking it.

The sensation shocked her. It wasn't anything like it was described in books or manga she read. It wasn't like electricity. It felt more like a spring that tightened more and more, only relaxing when he parted from her loin. The almost numbing tingle turning her on. She wanted more. Her chest hurting from the months of waiting and thinking about him.

Eye contact was made and she swallowed hard.

"Why did you stop?"

She got nothing but a mischievous smirk and a quirked eyebrow. A look he so often gave her when he's planning on doing something that usually had her flustered or frustrated by the time she learned what he was up to.

She never even noticed his hand as it slowly prodded her small hole. The secretary felt her face and chest burn red, and she squirmed from the contact. She couldn't help but notice the difference from now and when she was flying solo. His fingers much thicker than hers. Then he started to move around. She felt his digit testing her depth, and felt the full stroke as it left her womanhood. A small groan leaving her lips.

Russia watched her eyes close, and her eyebrows furrow. He never knew he could have this much patience for foreplay. But seeing her squirm made him courious. He wanted to test her limits. Going back in with his hand, he added a second finger, quickly changing from a gun shape, to a motion of beckoning her. His pointer and middle finger exploring her wet caverns until he came across a texture that surprised him.

It felt like a rounded sponge. It was porous, and not set very deep in her vag. He fiddled with it. Pressing harder against it, and quickened his past when her body seemingly shivered and bucked. He found a rather sweet spot on the back of that spongy section where it ran smooth again. He knew this was her O-zone. But this wasn't enough.

He brought his face closer to her clit, and bit it. His sunflower's voice blooming into a small howl. He attacked it again and again. Licking, sucking and biting while he rubbed that one spot in her core. The difference in texture making it easy to find.

He didn't stop until he heard a deep moan come from her, and felt her insides pulsing along with bucking hips.

"Are you okay? Or are you always like this when you cum?"

His question while giving a smile that made her look away from embarrassment. She had completely forgotten where she was in the moment. Tears pricking at her eyes. All to quickly he pulled his hand away, earning another squeak.

He whipped his hand against the sheets before kissing her gently, his knee against her crotch as she shyly grinded against it. Soft 'I loves you's whispered in Russian filled her ears as she held onto him. He told her how beautiful and pretty she was, and brought her to orgasm quicker than she ever could, but yet part of her still repented the pleasure. She couldn't figure out why, and decided to voice her concern out loud.

"How come after all this time it still hurts? Why does it still feel like my heart is breaking?"

He didn't respond, he let her have her moment.

"I hate it. I love you so much and you make me so happy but... Why does it always feel like something is missing? Why can't I just be normal? Why do I have to be such a pathetic crybaby?"

That last part caused Russia to falter in his kisses against her jaw. He felt guilty. It was a while ago he had told her that she was sometimes pathetic when she cried over certain things. He didn't mean it in a negative lighting, but he couldn't word it any other way. She was making such a big fuss over him not exactly enjoying the party America was throwing. Then he walked off on her to the balcony to which she followed, they had a heart to heart, and shared a brief kiss. He never realize his words affected her so much.

He pulled away, wiping the tears away from her cheeks, and swallowed his pride.

"That is not true..."

He couldn't help but think back to the times he was caught crying over dumb stuff like his loneliness, and solitaire life style. Having her console him with her own kisses and backrubs. Then it clicked for him all at once. Her mindset was his fault.

"It isn't your fault. You are not allowed to reprimand me for being guilty of emotions and then say terrible things like that! And... You are not pathetic when you cry! I just... I did not mean it."

Fingers ran through her hair as she looked away, a pained tone in her voice.

"I... I killed the mood... I'm sorry..."

"No, you didn't. This is my fault I- Do not cry. Tell me. What should I do? What will make you my happy little bear again?"

The new pet name made her whip her head around to face him.

"L-little bear?"

"Da! I am the big Russian bear, and you are my little Russian bear! But you are not really Russian, so little bear works, right?"

The blush hadn't left her face, but she felt another wave of heat rush through her body, and she smiled.

"I didn't know you thought about me like that... Shit"

"Hm?"

"I... I thought you didn't well... Nevermind it's kind of stupid."

Russia rolled his eyes, kissing her jawline again. Not bothering to push for answers. But what she said next did pleasantly surprise him.

"Can... Can we keep going?"

He gave her a shocked look, but smiled at her. More than happy to be so close to her.

"Da! It is time to be one~"

-End-

#hetalia #aph #hws #hetalia fanfiction #handsypandsy

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hetalia-has-a-secretary · 3 years

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NSFW content below the cut ❤️ It's not a fanfic or anything, just a long personal rant about Russia(s)...

I saw someone's interpretation of 2!p and 1!p Russia getting along, being all cute saying hello to each other over a bush and like... First of all, why do the 2!ps hate their counterparts? Do they HAVE to?

SECONDLY WHY IS MY BRAIN SLOWLY DRIFTING TO A THREESOME WITH THE RUSSIAN MEN! Like, having a sort of poly relationship (I'm not even capable of having a poly relationship due to personal reasons but, I want the love and cuddles QwQ)

Oddly enough I know I only have these kind of thoughts because I'm 🎉touch starved 🎉 so I just want all the headpats and kisses. I want the cute intimacy of cuddling after getting it rough from them! Please, tell me I'm not the only one...

It's bad enough I have to fight the urge to write a smut for the four different versions of Russia (I can't see the different anime styles as one Russia, so they're like, four different universes kind of thing) and now I have to refrain from a SECOND fantasy?

Am I BROKEN!? Is there something wrong with me? I don't know anymore! I knew I have it bad for Russia but FFFFFFFFFFFF-

I've been removed from the Minecraft christian server you guys, and I need to be soaked in holy water until my skin prunes up!

Unless... *Sniffles* We want 2!p and 1!p fantasy Headcannons o///o

I don't- I DON'T WRITE FOR 2!PS BECAUSE ORIGINAL THEY WERE TERRIBLE PEOPLE BUT IT JUST DAWNED ON ME THE 2!PS AREN'T EVEN CANNON! (Or are they now???)

QwQ I can do whatever the heck I want! I can make them how I want!

...

This thought isn't helping me. Anyway- I'm going to proceed with my normal shaninigans and asks!

#hetalia #aph #hws #handsypandsy

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hetalia-has-a-secretary · 3 years

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Russia X Secretary: Fear of First time (1/2) (NSFW)

TW: Sexual Themes, and mentions of violence. (handsypandsy is my NSFW tag!)

A/N: This is going to be a short story made into two parts. Both of which are going to be kind of long. (Also if anyone can do a word count on this that would be nice, because I currently have no way of doing that...)

This was a conversation they have had but once. Russia and the secretary for the world meetings had already been together for more than a handful of months. The secretary had expressed previously that she was fully intending to wait for marriage to give away her virginity. Both for religious reasons, and due to some past events that made her subconscious about her body, making her insecure. Russia, dissapointed in her reaction toward his advances, had informed her marriage between a country and human was forbidden. None the less he respected her decision, and stayed by her side regardless.

This had put a small wedge in their relationship. He was frustrated over not being able to physically show her his affection, and grew angry over having another reason that made being a country painfully annoying. The secretary on the other hand was having a bit of a crisis. On one hand she wanted to keep her virginity, but on the other hand, she felt her own Sexual frustration rise. It took only a week for her mind to change on the subject.

They were watching a movie on her couch, but the tension between them made the air heavy, and focusing on the movie impossible. They had tried cuddling, but with every touch and shift Russia grew akward, and impatient. He wanted nothing more but to feel her, and show his ever growing desires. Never in his life had this kind of feeling bloomed before, let alone the fact he accepted someone's rejection of his actions. If they did he'd usually force them to do what he wants anyway. So natural he was going to bring the subject up again, eventually. But lucky for him the Secretary beat him to the question.

"Hey Russia... Can we talk about something?"

"Da? Is something the matter?"

The deep breath she took made him temporarily forget the sensations that had been flaring up and agitating him, and focus on her concern.

"I know that we can't get married... And it has me thinking it doesn't matter if I stay a virgin over it, and I think I need to explain another reason why I said no..."

At this point Russia had already turned towards her, pushing some of her short black hair out from her face as she continued.

"It's not just the religious thing. It's not even how I was treated when I was younger. I'm just scared. I didn't want to do it if we weren't married because I was worried you'd just take what you wanted and just... Leave me."

Russia had to take a second to realize what she had said. His heart partially shattered over the fact she would assume something like that.

"Sunflower, If I wanted to take from you, I could have easily done so already. I understand I am not always pure and sweet, but I do not take from you. You usually give me what I want anyway."

He tried smiling for her, but nothing was able to hide the tone in his voice showcasing his inner pain. The secretary had picked up on it, her body shrinking back, and her throat swelling up from her emotions.

"No, I didn't mean it like that it's just- I don't want to lose you. I didn't want to do it with you, and disappoint you. What if I'm not good enough, what if I'm too disgusting and you decide to leave me anyway..."

He had enough of her attitude towards the subject and got up from the couch, rubbing his face from the pent up emotions. This made the secretary choke on her sadness, and she did all she did to keep her tears from falling.

Turning around to face her, Russia could feel his heart shatter further seeing the glisten in her eyes. He understood, or took her feelings in consideration at the very least, but his inability to communicate his feelings properly left him with only one option. Giving her a slight scare, he had sweeper her up off the cushions bridal style.

"What are you doing?"

"We are going to be making the love. I will not allow you to be feeling like this, So I am proving your feelings wrong."

She felt a layer of blush immediately dust her cheeks, and buried her face into his shoulder. Giving a small whimper of protest, but ultimately giving in. Her heart racing.

"F-fine. But-"

"Nyet! No more denying my advances. No more rejecting me, da?"

"But why would you even bother?"

He had to kick the door open that lead to the downstairs guest room, and tossed her lightly on the bed. Immediately hovering over her.

"You are not this dense, but you currently are acting like you are. I do not understand, or care, why you think I'd care about your insecurities."

He had slightly cringed at the last statement, fully realizing how that translation came across after saying it. But this seemed to get the point across as the secretary had looked away, a small smirk on her face.

"You can't just say something like that you know."

"And you can't keep testing my patience by teasing me."

She tilted her head, not fully understanding what he meant. Prompting him to explain.

"You are very cute. I would be lying if I did not admit too... Erhm- Thinking about this?"

The secretary chuckled at him.

"Do you mean... You have fantasies of me?"

Russia nods almost shyly, lifting his scarf over his nose, looking away in hopes she didn't notice his flustered cheeks. Though his actions made it painfully obvious.

"D-da. The daydreaming started out all cute. But as of lately..."

She had to caress his cheek, forcing him to look back at him as she spoke up.

"I'm sorry... I really didn't know I hurt you when I said no the first time."

"I was not hurt! I did not like being told no because... Well... I can't... Marry you..."

This came to a major surprise to the secretary.

"Wait- You want to marry me? I thought you'd be against that because of Belarus? For a while I was concerned I was being too clingy..."

Russia gave her a small grunt.

"But you are not her! I don't mind the thought of marriage, but with my little sister who has little concern over my feelings... Are you laughing at me?"

She had to cover her mouth, but the small giggles still slipped through.

"Sorry! It's just, Kind of ironic hearing that from you..."

She gently booped his nose as soon as he scrunched his face up in annoyance. Russia fully knowing he can't disagree with her statement. The atmosphere finally turning lighthearted like it use to be.

This didn't distract Russia from being his mischievous self though. Gently he laid his weight on top of the secretary, kissing her, then pulling away as soon as their lips touched. He wasn't expecting the soft look in her eyes, lips still parted from the kiss. He didn't even miss the motion of her swallowing the excess saliva.

Giving a quirked eyebrow he decided to push a little further.

"Does this mean, you have decided to change your mind? I can make the love to you?"

The laugh that she gave him over his slight broken english seemed to rile him up more, especially with the rapid nods she gave him.

Feeling his breath hitch in his throat he dove in for a more passionate kiss. Memories of their first kiss and how sloppy it was flooded his mind, causing him to smile against her.

Soon enough the secretary found her hands in his hair, but had given grunts of disapproval as Russia pinned her hands above her. His tongue tracing her lips, wiggling its way into her mouth. The friction of bumpy tongue against her smoother muscle gained a soft moan from both parties.

Russia pulled back, shifting his weight back to hovering, and asked another question.

"So you really are still a virgin, da? I'm sorry if I get to rough with you. Even more so I am sorry if I go against your will to stop at any point. But the thought of having you squirm against me makes me want to... You know."

She blushed, giving a quick nod. She figured he wasn't going to be able to stop once they started. But the thought of him being rough excited her. She was always being told how cute, and small she was at work. How fragile a human was in a room of strong countries and it irked her. She had to get it off her chest.

"I can take it you know. I'm not a little kid, just because I'm a little childish-"

"I would hope not!"

"Let me finish! It drives me insane that everyone else gets to act like I'm a child! I hate it, it makes me feel guilty. Especially because I don't even feel like a woman half the time. I'm over weight, overwhelming, and according to my family I'm way to clingy... So I wouldn't be upset if you didn't want to do this..."

Russia was about five seconds away from taking her without permission. He didn't want to hurt her, or be forceful like that, but the more reasons she gave for "leaving", and the more excuses She gave that stalled the moment was quite Frankly, driving him insane. He was losing the remainder of his patience.

"You are very cute, and pretty. You're working on losing weight, so let me help. This is like excersize right? I do not think you're childish, you're just fun, and goofy! It is very nice to have someone fool around with me..."

Leaning in closer to the side of her head, he makes sure to whisper and breath directly in her ear. A small little trick he discovered that he knows drives her crazy.

"I think you are very womanly. You might have a chubby belly, but you still have curves. And you're... Breasts... are just the right size for me. You being so affectionate and honest makes it very easy to be with you. You don't do what some woman do and pretend to be fine. I don't just like it about you, I need it from you. If you were not like you, I'd be confused. We already discovered once what happens when you lie to me. I am unsure if choking is a thing you like, but I am very sure the last time my hands were around your neck, it was not a pleasant experience..."

The secretary couldn't hold back her remark.

"No. It did not give me the pleasure smile..."

Russia gave a short chortle, kissing her cheek and pressing their forheads together.

"Then do you want me as well? Can I... I can't be honest about my feelings verbally, not like you. So can I please, one of these times show you how you make me feel? Preferably now?"

Deciding to tease him, she pretended to think about it, laughing at his drawn out groan as he buried his head in the crook on her neck. Surprised by the kisses to her flesh, and the small line up of pleases he begged with. Any anwser was a good one for him.

"Da. We can... Have sex then. But just promise me you'll be by my side by morning..."

She felt him nod against her neck, his kisses turning into soft nibbles, and sucking. He didn't want to waste anymore time, but knew from all the movies he watched with her that the first time was important. And just because he was virgin as well, did not mean he didn't know what to do, or how it might hurt.

He started to chuckle into her chest, already leaving small red marks along her throat. His hands had wormed their way under her shirt. His cold fingertips mixed with the feathery touches made her squirm and shudder.

Her heart leaped into her throat as he reached around her torso, and successfully unclasped her bra. She was in shock at how gentle he was being. She was fighting between enjoying the moment, and flipping him over and try to move things along faster.

"You don't have to be so gently. I said I could take it..."

"Da, I know. But I refuse to hurt you."

"Hurt me? I trust you lovebug~ your my big old Russian teddy bear! You couldn't hurt me even if you tried-"

"Not what I was meaning."

Her face turned beat red as it dawned on her what he meant. Now she was morbidly courious if he was really that big, and her eyes unintentionally drifted to his crotch.

He gave her an unseen smirk, and sat himself on her hips. He carelessly pulled off his shirt, somehow leaving his scarf intact, earning an annoyed face from the secretary. Taking the obvious hint he slowly removed his scarf. The scaring on his neck made her eyes widen, and her heart weight heavy in her chest.

"Wh- Russia..."

He shook his head, not wanting to talk about it. All he could say was:

"You are not the only one uncomfortable with their body..."

He leaned back down, his taller body making it possible to stay seated over her hips, giving him easier access to her lips and face. Hands snagging the hem of her shirt, and doing away with the fabric. Her bra falling away with it as well.

She covered her chest, already red and wet from his earlier barrage of licking and kisses. Yet again he pinned her arms over her head.

"If you continue to hide from me Sunflower, I will tie you up..."

She looked away after his claims, but nodded in understanding anyway.

He gave her more kisses, this time they were soft, and ticklish. He made sure to run his lips over each spot she gave the most giggles too, indulging in her sounds. Soon enough he had the ability to tongue at her nipples, hearing her giggles go to restrained moans. For Russia, any further restraint from her was delt with punishment. He started testing her further as such.

He went from licking, to sucking. And when that bared no vocal fruit from her he bit down on them. Her attempts at arching her back Was held in place by his body. But he got what he wanted. She had given him a rather loud moan, even if it sounded pained she did nothing to protest against his actions.

Giving a courious peak he saw the contorted and scrunched up face she was giving. Her teeth digging into her lips. Another bite, and another painful groan. These pleasant sounds were rewarded with kisses, and sucks to her perked up breasts. Russia was seemingly successful in training her to stop resisting, causing her to finally relax and let go.

-End of Part one-

#handsypandsy #hetalia russia #hws russia #aph russia #hetalia fanfiction #hetalia #hws

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hetalia-has-a-secretary · 3 years

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Can you do the first time in a human au but with denmark?

Not gonna lie, Denmark is a very adorable character! (sorry Russia lol). And he's EXTREMELY fun to write for since he can be so goofy! So I hope you enjoy!

Tiny trigger warning for suggestive themes! Handsypandsy is the tag I use for those kinds of things! (And anything majorly NSFW!)

Sexy Fun time with Denmark: human AU (3/?)

Denmark:

This was the most quiet his S/O ever heard him. He was beat red but slowly grew the biggest smile he's ever had.

It obvious he was excited.

Not only was this a chance to be with his partner in an intimate way, but he can escape his brothers now too!

Even though he was taking charge in the bedroom, it was obvious he didn't know what he really needed to do or so, but honestly the two of them were having too much fun goofing around and pushing each other's buttons to care of they were doing it correctly.

Soon enough though, came a nice pace and even passion from both of them.

He started coming out of his shell more and was giving non stop praise and words of affirmation.

It was almost an all night adventure.

He was soft and made sure his S/O was comfortable with what he was doing. He was giddy, and blushing the whole time, and nothing was going to wipe the smile of his face.

Oh and even though he talked a lot, his lips were always on his lover in one way or another.

#handsypandsy #hetalia world stars #hetalia #aph #hetalia denmark #human au

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hetalia-has-a-secretary · 3 years

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Any tips on making a Hetalia scenario blog? Rlly need some good advice for writing, handling asks, etc.

This is a very good question! From what I've seen from other blogs, and such I can give you a nice list of the basics! I'd also LOVE to see your Blog so feel free to send me your username! Biggest rule SAVE EARLY. SAVE OFTEN! the amount of times I lost a whole hours worth of work! ALSO DON'T CLICK ON OTHER TUMBLR NOTIFS BECAUSE IT CAN KICK YOU OFF FROM YOUR DRAFT AND THAT SUCKS!

Know your Boundaries- While it's nice to want to anwser everything that comes through, it's helpful to pin a Do/Won't Do rules list. Both you and your future followers need to know Boundaries. It makes things easier on both sides! Make sure to stay with those Boundaries to avoid problems in the future.

Hetalia Fandom- as with all fandoms we have the good, bad and the ugly. Keep in mind you don't have to, and shouldn't, interact with anything negative. Only respond to 'hate mail' and trolls if you can handle it. Once they see you take their bait they most certainly will send more, and it can easily spiral your blog into a negative space! (It's also way more fun not answering them, and just KNOWING they're probably frustrated you're not giving them attention) A good rule to follow is to step away from that ask before deciding to respond. It might not be worth getting worked up over it.

Be inclusive- It can be fun to do research on ethnicities and other things like Genders. But if you ever feel like you can't answer an ask dealing with Trauma, Mental illnesses, or Races don't feel obligated to anwser then. Especially if you don't have the knowledge. Feel free to leave a brief message such as "I don't know enough about this, so I'm afraid I can't answer." Or "I'm unsure if I can represent 'X' properly so I can't do the ask."

Don't over do it- I find I get burned out if I answer more than 3 (I have no life) asks in a row. Get a tiny notepad and scribble ideas down when the urge or idea occurs! It can make it easy. But also, don't let it distract you from daily life! Tumblr users are relatively understanding of this rule.

Those are rules for what I personally feel that helps me keep motivated, and mentally well, all while keeping a rather clean and safe blog. This next set is more or so actually running a scenerio blog.

Have a pinned rule lost- Go take a peek at my rules list. Yeah. See that glorious mess I made- Don't expect everyone to have the ability to read a lengthy rule list. Keep it simple. We have people with ADHD (etc), reading disabilities, and people who don't speak full english roaming about in our lovely fish tank know as the Hetalia Fandom! So keep that in mind if someone asks something that goes against your rules, and be kind when telling them!

Have a back up- If there's any specific scenerios or asks you don't want to keep, Make a Google doc to copy and paste the scenerios from. I've noticed that Tumblr posts (mobile) don't let you copy anything more than what's between breaks and bullet points. So I'd recommend typing things out in Google docs (which can help with grammar and spelling as well) and paste it into a Draft.

Drafts- I personally like having several drafts to work on throughout the week. So I don't always do them in order, but I also let my blog followers know when I start hopping around.

Know your limit- I have over 50 asks (I'm also slightly out of my mind) and I will admit it can be overwhelming, so set a small limit of what you can get out at a comfortable pace, and close your ask box when you go over that limit if you plan on using it. Example: I can do 6-10 asks in a week (pain), So I should be closing my box when I see it get to 15-20, excluding the stuff like friendly compliments I can give a quick thanks to!

Writing- It's important to keep things organized. If you look at my past asks you can see I keep characters separate, and I make the names Bold of I'm not using bullet point. It's to help people reading my blog skim through and keep track of what's what. I see a lot of word counts, and Trigger warnings. For trigger warnings, act like you're rating a movie! Is it M for mature due to Violence, or mentions of nudity? It's nice to have a NSFW tag to help people filter your blog. Mine is #handsypandsy because Tumblr doesn't like the tag NSFW.

You can do a readmore- : readmore :

But without the space. Very helpful for NSFW, sensitive content, and long content. If the thing you made takes more than half a scroll, you should use it.

Prioritize your tags- this is a rule I don't follow, but I'm trying to remember it. It's probably smartest to go in the order of: NSFW tag (if any), Main Characters, Series Names, Funny tags or commentary. It makes it easier for both you and your readers to find what you're looking for! Also, organize any other AUs like human AU.

Last but not least- don't be afraid to make mistakes. I've forgotten characters, and some nice anons point it out. It can be a pain to find them, but like I've stated previously tags can be your best friend. It's also fun to use a text to speech and listen back to your writing (definitely want to Google doc so you don't struggle trying to copy everything).

With that being said remember to have fun! I know it seems like a lot, but it comes down to what feels best for you, and what goes on with your life. Feel free to DM me as well, I keep a very strict "What happens in DMs, Stays in DMs" rule! Remember internet safety, and if you have any specific questions feel free to send them in! And if anyone has anything to add, feel free to comment below!

#Secretary Anwsers #hetalia #aph #hws

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hetalia-has-a-secretary · 3 years

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Time for ✨Rules & Regulations✨ (UPDATED: 11/26/2021)

💅🏼🌻: Keep an eye out for these icons in future asks/Throughout the masterlists!

🔓MAJOR UPDAATE 2/23/2022: I will now only be accepting 5 Charas max per request! AND I will be updating the Masterlists every Friday. So I will not be posting on Fridays. Thank you! Like or reblog this post to let me know how many of you have seen this! 🔓

Rules in General!

DNI if you're under 18! This is a blog that contains sexual content, cussing, and stuff your parents probably don't want you seeing, and I'm sure you don't want to get caught reading! (let alone the legal aspects...) Minors please just keep yourself safe, okay?

No Proshippers, Racists, etc (The common sense stuff that usually hurts someone!)

I may seem a bit aggressive but I promise you I am 100% here for fun! And I can't wait to talk with you all!

If I EVER get any information wrong about a race or culture, please inform me! I love learning about this kind of stuff as well! So I'm all ears! (Hetalia was the only reason I had a high History grade lmao)

ASK BOX RULES:

You are allowed to ask for NSFW things! (All NSFW will be labeled with a #HandsyPandsy)

Head cannons- I can write just about anything! Please keep the max of characters to a minimum of 5! And the Scenarios per request to 1.

One Shots- Longish One Shots! They will be created specifically for whom ever asked them. Even if you're an Anon!

The Ask Box- I'm literally open to anything but Match ups. Feel free to ask for things like "Artist!Reader" etc, etc. I now do Country!Readers but they will be vague because races exist and I try to be as inclusive as possible.

Master Lists: WIP

-List For the Characters

2020-2021-Main 8

2020-2021- Side Characters

2022 List- Main 8

2022 List Side Characters

-List for AU's, Oneshots, and much more!

2020-2021

Other Junk:

Don't hesitate to resend an ask after a week or so of sending it! And don't be scared of asking just about anything, If it's something I don't feel comfortable with I will (Anonymously) Let you know!

Feel free to ask anything about me as a writer as well! I can understand it's a hard time for us all, so I hope I can make most of you smile at some point!

THE DAD JOKES- Made this on the FLY but I LOVE A GOOD OL JOKE! Send in a terrible dad pun, or pick up line and one or more of the G8 will respond! (Or if you want someone specific)

The sky is the limit, but keep in mind I do work full time and my brain is not always nice to me.

Not sure if what you're about to ask me is gonna make me uncomfortable? Send it anyway, I'm pretty chill about it because this is the internet.

Oh and please, do not ask for anything Non-con.

And last but not least! If there's a specific trigger warning I missed, pleas, please, PLEASE, let me know!

Under this cut is a baby ramble of what other things I will be doing with this blog, because I do not expect a lot of interactions because apparently the fanbase has gotten... vicious... It's what I get for living under a rock...

If you couldn't tell, I have a thing for Russia <3 (surprised? Da?) But I do write more on the fluffy side. I guess in a way I've done that whole "I don't like X,Y, or Z about Cannon so it is mine to change!" thing. In other ways I view my works as an almost AU (which is really weird because history~). And I have the word 'Secretary' in my name because I have an unwritten fanfic of.. okay it's a self insert because HA! Childhood Trauma, am I right? But Yeah, the Russian Teddy Bear is my comfort character- also he had me at the accent (Russian is ironically my favorite accent just cause it is). But Don't let that stop you. I'm not gonna get all Qoutev "Oh! He'S MiNe! RaWr XD" on you, promise! But yeah- I'll be posting on here for... god knows how long. I don't really know. IT literally depends on my Hyperfixation quota. But trust me, it does not die out quickly -_- no matter how much I wish it did sometimes. I'll also sometimes post more NSFW things for my own amusement, but I'll try very hard to keep things organized... So I'll apologize now If need be! But that's it! Feel free to ask whatever, about whatever. (Immediately gets Shakira stuck in my head). Oh! I'll probably have small fits of RolePlay-esque posts. It'll be fun... fun... ehhh- Now that you've read most of this Pinned Tweet! Have a Hug! Or a cookie if you do not want! (^J^)

P.S It's too much fun to make Russia emotes, like it's not the fact it's Russia, it's just really cute... big ol' smoochable nose... JUST SAYING!

#hetalia #aph #aph russia #aph england #aph america #aph china #aph japan #Okay- that's enough tags #I'll be here #sitting in my blanket cacoon #mmm so much rules #i ramble #a lot #sorry

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