#hetalia american

[irithnova]

Mongolia and America interactions are funny in the sense that they're both clearly fucking using each other HAHAH

Like Mongolia clearly is being suffocated by Russia and China and needs interactions and political friendships with other nations (third neighbour policy helloooo) even if it's with America.

He knows has his own issues and self interests I mean hell, America literally interfered with Mongolia's 1996 election. So Mongolia isn't stupid or naive when it comes to uh. America's reputation in the global south. But goddamnit regardless he shouldn't be relying on just Russia and China so much + it's really fucking funny to him seeing Russia and China seethe a little when he interacts with America. America likes it because toying with the designated "buffer state" between Russia and China is yet another way to 1) Pursue his self interests 2) Annoy the fuck out of them

#hetalia #aph mongolia #hws mongolia #hetalia world stars #hetalia world series #hetalia world twinkle #Hetalia Mongolia #aph america #Hws America #Hetalia American #Aph usa #Hws usa #alfred f jones #hetalia headcanons #Hws Russia #Aph Russia #Hws China #Aph China #Bad ending : American imperialist hegemony #Good ending: MONGOL EMPIRE RESTORED !

[hetalia-has-a-secretary]

Prussia, Germany, England, and America react to coming home much later than usual to their s/o dramatically turning around in a swivel chair while petting a cat saying, “We’ve been expecting you, Mr.(Insert countries name). And just where have you been, hmm?”

Hehe, yesssss

German Bros + Enland + America coming home late to a Dramatic S/O

Germany

He pauses at the door

It was a long day, and he didn't mean to work overtime, he promises.

First thinks he's in trouble until he explains himself.

He's just too tired to pick up on their playful nature and heads to bed.

Prussia

He picks up immediately and plays along

Cue the dramatics

Please pretend to shoot him

Just so you can see the amazing (and over the top) game death.

Did Prussia just let them win at something!?!

England

He can't help but chuckle.

He will play along but don't expect things to go smoothly.

When the two of them are done rough housing, he will explain why he was so late.

He's usually so punctual sp go easy on him.

America

He starts off with a nice hearty laugh.

Turns out it was a long and torturous day, so he really needed a little bit of goofiness in his schedule.

He doesn't play along but instead suggests a movie, or a bath together.

This is one of those few moments you'll see America want to be calm.

#hetalia #hws #aph #hetalia american #hetalia germany #hetalia england #hetalia prussia

[crepegosette]

north american creatures

#trying to draw hetalia again #bear with me #hetalia #hetalia world stars #hws america #hws canada #aph america #aph canada #hetalia america #hetalia canada #north american brothers #hetalia fan art #hetalia fanart #my art #alfred f jones #matthew williams

[renonv]

Al is very under dressed for this smoke session but he don’t mind 💪 Matthieu better hurry it the fuck up and light that joint tho

Clors up ⬆️

#hetalia #aph america #aph canada #the North American bros #hws america #hws canada

[royaltea000]

time slip

#listen I’m gonna tag this as historical hetalia #but it was an actual hassle looking up historically accurate colonial American clothing lmfao #all text and absolutely NO images 😭 #gave al lil gap teeth :3 #historical hetalia #hetalia fanart #hetalia #hws prussia #hws america #aph america #aph prussia #aph teutonic knights #hws teutonic knights #colonial america #digital art #my art #commissions open #artists on tumblr #fanart #procreate #pruame #amepru

[myrddin-wylt]

why would yall encourage me??? anyway I made more in-universe hetalia memes.

bonus meme on which I refuse to elaborate

#hetalia #axis powers hetalia #aph america #hws america #alfred f jones #aph england #hws england #arthur kirkland #aph france #hws france #francis bonnefoy #aph prussia #hws prussia #gilbert beilschmidt #in-universe memes #i refuse to apologize for the amount of alfred memes #i am an american it is to be expected #ALSO NATION-FUCKING WOULD BE CONTROVERSIAL AND YOU KNOW IT #only online though #everyone irl has one nation they'd fuck without hesitation #it's just kinda weird to want to fuck your own nation

[khloxxy]

American psycho 🪓

#fanart #aph #aph fanart #hetalia #hws #hetalia axis powers #aph america #hetalia world stars #axis powers ヘタリア #alfred f jones #aph usa #american psycho #art #artwork

[goldenstarprincesses]

Watching the bloopers from 1930s-1940s Hollywood movies make me laugh so hard. The way all the actors automatically drop the fake-ass transatlantic accent and go back to their natural American accent when they mess-up is simply so funny.

I find myself really loving the idea of Alfred using the transatlantic accent throughout the 40s. Until one day he shows up to Europe in like the mid-50s and half the European nations- many of whom really didn't "know him" pre-1940s- are shocked to find out that he was faking his accent the entire time they have known him

#1955 Alfred showing up speaking in a Philadelphia accent #Europe: who the fuck is this man #also its really cool to hear the “original” American accents in the bloopers #looks of southern midwestern or eastern accents that really don't exist anymore #hws america #historical hetalia #alfred f jones #hws #hetalia

[grem-archive]

11/10 perch

#hetalia #aph america #aph canada #hws america #hws canada #alfred f jones #matthew williams #na bros #na brothers #north american brothers #gremlin shitpost #shhh guys matt's on the phone with jan #and alfred's playing war thunder

[novuit]

They're both insane

#hetalia #hws england #hws america #my art #american psycho #a clockwork orange #I sense shitty 'literally me' character vibes from those two

[ask-hws-canada]

Can I be your friend, buddy? Its a thing from South Park.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m1JakODvYhA

#ask hws canada #hetalia ask blog #hetalia #aph canada #hws canada #aph america #hws america #(( ngl when I was young I just thought americans made up a whole ass country and used our name for it )) #(( like they invented a whole lore and got inspirations from Washington state and Minesota instead of looking up the actual country )) #(( I had to realise that it was not exactly made up and the Canada I was living in was in fact just Québec )) #(( for a moment I was living in a world where the english didn't conquer Canada )) #(( my whole world got shattered let me tell ya ))

[hetalia-has-a-secretary]

Hi again! As always, your work is admired and appreciated ✨

Might I pretty please have The German Bros, Italy Bros, America, and France reacting to meeting their s/O’s child for the for the first time, only their kid is intimidated by them?

Thank you very much in advance 💕

man it feels good to be back!

German and Italian Bros, America and France meeting their S/Os (intimidated)child!

Germany:

He gets why. A lot of people are intimidated by him.

Will try his best to smile more (even if it's scarier)

If smiles won't work maybe gifts will?

Finds the fluffiest plush possible.

And if THAT doesn't work he is going to mope until their kid comes around.

Prussia:

He's a little taken back

Who DOESNT love the awesome Prussia?

Even so, he won't push it and let's the kid go to him.

This doesn't mean he won't bribe them with ice cream for a hug.

Italy:

He's depresso espresso

Doesn't understand why the kid is scared of him, it's usually the other way around...

His S/O is going to have to push things along and set up numerous play dates for them to befriend each other

Romano:

He's a little hurt but won't show it.

If his S/O doesn't reel him back he's going to scare the child trying to be overly nice

This might be for the best

Once they get close the kid will learn some 'new words'

America:

He just laughs it off

He tries his best to give an improv speech of bravery

He'll simply include the kid in conversations as if they respond.

Will bring treats to win their love.

France:

He'll squat down to their level and introduce himself

Once he sees how shy they're being he won't push

"I See, well you'll come around on your own I'm sure. I can be quite scary if you don't know me".

Spoiler alert he cries that night.

#hetalia #hws #aph #hetalia germany #hetalia prussia #hetalia italy #hetalia romano #hetalia american #hetalia france

[starfruit-grafitti]

a bit late, but anyway, this is the piece I made for @hwsnabroszine :)

alfred tries to go down on a barrel not too much after

#once again sorry for inactivity i've been struck by art block #hetalia #hws america #hws canada #hetalia canada #hetalia america #alfred f jones #matthew williams #north american bros #hetalia world stars #my art #hetalia fanart #Hetalia fan art #just a couple of bros enjoying their vacation #what could go wrong? #answer: anything

[hws-lceland]

I should have done these sooner you guys beat me to all the good ideas!

#hetalia #hws #aph #aph iceland #aph america #aph sealand #aph finland #aph england #hetalia minion memes #hetalia facebook memes #its 3am so this will probably not get noticed till later but hello non americans and hello Americans who don't sleep

[ask-finny]

Cha Cha Cha.

#((we were so robbed for real)) #hetalia #aph finland #((oh and for you americans it's a eurovision thing)) #hetavision

[ifindus]

can I request a mistletoe with gerita, one with fruk and one with scotnor?❤️❤️❤️

I suppose - since it's Christmas soon 🤔💖✨

#hetalia #gerita #fruk #scotnor #aph italy #hws italy #hws germany #hws england #hws france #hws scotland #hws norway #thanks for the ask!! 🥰🥰 #always forget about mistletoe 😅 it's not really a tradition here outside american christmas movies #fruk and scotnor always gets me tho 😅😅😅