I’ve seen this argument and I only have one thing to say: HYPOCRITES. ABSOLUTE HYPOCRITES.
Ya wanna argue that a bad person can’t be shipped with a good person in a healthy way? Wanna argue you can’t ship someone who hurt the other person in a significant way?? … WHAT IS THIS THEN, HUH?
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BELPHEGOR - HEADCANON : GUINEA PIG PROJECT ( GPP )
how does Belphegor have time to test all their drugs, from the good 'ol reliables to the newly-created ? well, they DON'T ! and this is how the Guinea Pig Program came to be !
here in the Guinea Pig Program, or GPP for short, hellborns and imps can lend their bodies and minds in the name of furthering the progression of Hell's medical sciences. in return for them sacrificing their personal time and their well-being, they will be given a list of helpful perks such as :
♦ free housing in Sloth [ optional ]
♦ stable payroll
♦ free health insurance [ plus dental ! ]
♦ Sloth-based bank account + credit card [ approved in all rings ]
this program is aimed mostly towards those who are feeling down on their luck, the most desperate of the desperate, at their wit's end, or at the very least feel that they should be getting paid for how much life is dicking around with their lives.
let it be known, however : due to the perks of such a program, there is quite the waitlist. but fear not ! for there is a high amount of people "moving out" on a regular basis, so you might get bumped up the list faster than you might expect ! additionally, for the safety of you and your fellow Subjects, should anyone have adverse mental or physical effects during testing, you will be given an implant that will be inserted into your brain.
[ mun's note : the implant has basic tracking and each one has a sigil that activates a pleasant reward system via small, concentrated injections of Belphegor's drug-like saliva that replenishes through magical means ; the implant also has an option to sedate the subject, but more precautions need to be made to knock out the subject before proceeding. ]
as they enter the program, they will be assigned a Handler that manages their schedules and general housing needs. they are also able to potentially climb the four ranks of the program, each one coming with additionally dangerous or risky trials, but a hefty raise in financial support follows to compensate for this.
once Subjects begin reaching past moderate-tier status, applicants have the choice to either stay moderate-tier or choose to enter advanced-tier, where the opportunity to become promoted from Subject to Agent opens up. doing so means that they will be able to change over to nicer housing communities and carrying out personal jobs for Belphegor.
these vary from playing messenger to other Sins to retrieving rogue Agents, to going undercover or simply acting as a precautionary set of eyes during out-of-ring meetings ; very few roles are off the table, really.
♦ intermediate.
♦ moderate.
♦ advanced.
♦ veteran.*
upon reaching Veteran status, they have been in the program for roughly around a year. with this, a secondary sigil on the Agent's implant will activate and provide them with enhanced physical strength, height, senses, and an ability that varies from Agent to Agent -- they may be able to phase through walls for short periods of time or can camouflage themselves to blend in with their environment, for example. as a side effect of these added traits and ability, Subject's eyes and veins will begin to shift colors to an ultraviolet purple, which are also a sign of prestige, strength, and seniority among lower tier Subjects.
[ ANOTHER note : there can only be ten Veteran Agents active during this program, and competition is encouraged as a method to weed out the lackluster from the violently-resilient, as these Agents are capable of reaching Sinner-levels of power. ]
along with this substantial raise in pay and badge of superiority, Agents have the choice to move into a more prestigious community and receive Resurrection Insurance -- should the Agent die within Sloth, the implant secures a spiritual tether to the Agent and will ensure that the body goes into a temporary state of false life, keeping the organs working while the soul is floating around its physical body like a balloon, long enough until the Agent can be transferred into a hospital to be resurrected properly.
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Shuake/Akeshu re-encounter scenario
Okay, how about after a whole year, while Akira is visiting LeBlanc during winter break, Akechi knowing so, just opens the door and seeing him there, in the same place he used to sit on, just says something along the same line of "Honey I'm home"
And Akira, after a second of realizing that actually is happening answers back something along the line of "you're back awfully late"
Maybe "Darling I'm back"
And "Took you so long it felt like a year"
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