#h elp

[provider-of-guardians]

Btw all you wholesome people that go on about finding whimsy and joy in the world have infected me to the point that I said stuff like that to my actual boss. He was ranting about people making the world sound so full of despair and I honest to God told my boss

"But there's like, soup. How can the world be so full of despair when there's soup in it"

And he agreed btw

#he sounded confused initially #at what I said #he was like 'what??' #and I was like 'there's soup tho 👉👈' #and he sounded like he was gonna cry with laughter at the wholesomeness of it as he agreed with me #I was gonna go on about ducks and other things but I got hung up on just saying soup fjdakfjal #h elp #provider of ramblings #I try to be more reserved and professional sounding in my workspace but man that one slipped out XDD

[wideminded-dreamer]

HE !!!!!!!!!

#HE ????!!!!!!!! #H ELP #josh kiszka

[peppercat296]

so i confess i haven't sat down and listed to codotverse yet but from what i'm seeing in the Jonathan Crane tag i feel like he'd be the type to vibe to Jim Croce

i think it's because of the bass pro shop hat

thanks @sh4pes-4nd-colors, you did this to me

#jonathan crane #scarecrow #dc comics #blorbo #brainrot #h elp

[corrie-zodori]

I'M CRYING???!! !!

#H ELP #THIS IS SO FUNNY AND SO CURSED #Neopets

[snackugaki]

... some of y’all will learn eventually to stop letting me play in your AUs, like tumblr user @shiftandshade and their Dino AU

[ loud as fuck jjurassic park theme off in the distance ]

#h elp #i really should update my visdev portfolio #but howtheFUCK can I when motherfuckers keep creating interesting AUs #*hides the cowboy au Venus and Jennika* #forgot why I stopped inking with my gouche dupe brush #then immediately remembered when I couldn't taper my line nicely #but yolo #i die like Muldoon outside the power building #clever boys

[spocks-husband]

THEY GAVE QUARK THE FATTEST MOMMY MILKERS AND FOR WHAT. WHAT REASON.

#H ELP #star trek #axel rambles sometimes #ds9

[murmurlilies]

OK now I KNOW ur not lying abt being bi because no straight man would make an OC that looks like that 🔥

AAAHKKLJFGHFDSKJSAFHDJK HAHAHAHAHA

#H ELP #evayo asks #ocs

[plzu]

the most tiredest girl in the world is fighting sleep so she can play bg3

#h elp

[luckyagain]

IF I SPEAK 🫠

#H ELP

[lastoneout]

So far I have no idea which dateable character I'm gonna romance in Coral Island because every single time my bisexual ass meets a new one I completely fall apart why the hell is everyone in this game so HOT

#one of the guys called me cute and I blushed in real life #one of the girls talked to me and I blushed in real life #this is either bisexual heaven or bisexual hell #I like just about all of them #Im literally under attack #I keep trying to decide and then another one says something cute or sweet or whatever and I go o////o #H ELP #coral island

[wizard-laundry]

#h elp

[helixobesity]

I am so curious to hear your voice

Ok well I guess the only way I’m gonna get over my fear here is actually doing something

So um

Voice reveal

Be nice or I will in fact turn into a crying puddle >:(

Consider this the first celebration of 1000 followers!! (Technically 992 rn but close enough!!)

Thank you for the ask!

🌀💿🌀💿🌀💿🌀💿🌀💿🌀

#my voice #why am i so awkward #h elp

[dandelionlwt]

I WAS SO CAUGHT UP IN THE EUPHORIA OF MOND AS BOEING THAT I FORGOT ABOU T THE POSSIBILITY OF A MIX CAMEO

#h elp #shut up ruby #only friends #only friends the series

[thatoneluckybee]

I don’t have any relevant skills for job or college applications does screaming about self-love and self-care and positivity and acknowledging your own accomplishments to my friends and then immediately ignoring my own advice count

#h elp #rambles #i am fine i just did not manage to finish the homework which is not good for perfectionism #trfyguhijokihugytfyrdftyuygihojuhygutfyrdftyguyhijouhigytfrdefyguhijouhgytfrdefyguhij

[snackugaki]

millennial check: if you recognize this reference 1) haha nerd 2) we’re best friends now, come over so we can watch Jurassic Park, i have kid cuisine dino nuggies

@shiftandshade keeps leaving me alone with their Dino AU and it’s inciting compy behavior

#god no one should leave me alone with their AUs #my hamster wheel water mill of brain is gonna break #i'm so sorry Axil #i've BEEN trying to be so normal #and I've BEEN restraining myself from asking to make dinovenus and dinojennika because I have a fucking problem #h elp #(don't) #*pterodactyl screech* #*hides Tank Girl AU doodles* #shh tychou you didn't see me #*pocket sand ninja vanish* #but forreal #can I make DinoVenus and DinoJennika? #OwO #imsonormalplsplsaxil

[bloodofvalyria]

brat tamer oberyn brat tamer oberyn brat tamer oberyn brat tame-

#h elp