#guess the footballers country

[sportbarcelona]

Guess The FOOTBALL Player Country

guess the player

#guess the player #guess the football player #guess the country of each player #guess the country #guess the country of the football player #guess the country of the soccer player #guess the player for his team #guess the player from his jersey #guess which country each player represents #guess the player by his jersey number #guess the player flag number team #guess the footballer country #guess the footballers country #guess the football player hard

[innytoes]

bobby x luke x julie

sports au (which sport? dunno i’m not a sports gay. author’s choice)

(I also don't know a lot about sports but I did watch all of Ted Lasso sooo...)

"Luke, what did I say about running your mouth during interviews?" Julie said, coming into the locker room exasperated. Several guys yelped, and she squeaked, quickly covering her eyes. Her annoyance at Luke had made her forget stuff like, you know, knocking.

"What did he do this time?" Alex sighed from somewhere to her left.

"I may have said that the derogatory chants from the opposite team lacked creativity," Luke said, not sounding too sorry about it.

"I mean you're not wrong, 'Luke, Luke, your goal was a fluke' is kind of low-hanging fruit," Reggie pointed out. "Especially when you're our top scorer. If anything, Alex' goal was a fluke."

They'd never been able to replicate Alex - the goalie - kicking the ball so hard it went across the entire field, dinged a guy in the head, and went into the opposing team's goal. Technically that made it an own goal, but considering the guy had to be carried off the field with a concussion.

Willie was a great sport about it, though, and now they were dating.

Coach Bobby, however, was having none of it. "Patterson!" he barked. "What did I tell you about not listening to Julie? You and me, you're running home!"

"Fiiine," Luke said, dramatically rolling his eyes and dragging his feet dramatically until the other guys all filed out, patting Luke on the shoulder sympathetically. His house was a few miles from the pitch, and Coach Bobby was known for driving Luke's fancy sports car at running pace and shouting at him all the way home.

Still, once the guys had left, Luke grinned at Julie, who finally uncovered her eyes. "See you at home?" he asked.

"You will once I fix your mess," she said, kissing his cheek, then Bobby's. "Make him take the long way," she told him. "And I should be home in time to join you both in the shower."

#julie and the phantoms #fanfic #bobbyxlukexjulie #AUs are awesome #vaguest ted lasso au ever I guess #the sport is football and the country is shrug emoji #I wrote a thing #if Bobby's really mad he makes Luke jog all the way to Julie's house instead

[meowkiima]

why is elon musk in this random hair transplant ad..

#one of the things about my country is that majority of ppl have no clue who elon musk is #other than some random guy they keep seeing pics of in the internet #so my guess is that the owner assumed he’s like a popular actor or football player or smth and put him there #elon musk

[thechildisgone]

i love this poll but im pretty sure garbage disposals exist in other places but they also scare me even tho ive always had one bc of a horror movie i cant remember rn and that supernatural episode. rip

#i have one in my kitchen rn and i have intrusive ocd thoughts about it a lot ;_; #i wish i could get rid of it lol #also y'all don't have people who bag ur groceries for u? i actually hate it bc they always bag things wrong alsdjkg #i like how 3 of these things r college related (tailgaiting disposable red cups sororities etc) well red cups r hs too i guess #do other countries really not have cheerleaders? wait i guess they dont have us football is that where cheerleaders came from idek

[toenzy]

People in the public eye speaking about these sorts of things can be so helpful, and it’s pretty brave of Dele Alli to be so open. Good lad.

#I could go on a million rants about what the corporate world of big budget footballs does to the health of millions of young men #and for the few who make it the potent cocktail of fame and money on a young mind is enough to screw up anyone #let alone if you’ve got more than enough problems from your childhood #which is often the case because in this country football is possibly the only mass entertainment which still draws its employees #from the working class as opposed to private school kids #so lots of associated traumas go undealt with and then you’ve got young men who either #have worked all their life for something and then been unceremoniously rejected and left directionless and drained #or the few who get contracts and then get paid more money than they know what to do with #and immediately start acting out a child’s idea of wealth because hey guess what they’re still children!! #long story short #mental health support in this country sucks #and tax the everloving FUCK out of Premier League football clubs and invest that money in the local community

[decadentworld]

TW: Talks of violence against women/Misogyny

My father is so much of a misogynist he’s willing to defend a woman-beater from the football team he hates to death🤪(<-suffering)

#Btw. Football is thee biggest deal in our country so you can guess. #ramblings #Like well bud. He’s been given 2 years so you aren’t gonna do much for him😂

[distopea]

😐

#⌇the jester leading the show ( 𝙊𝙊𝘾 ) #; wow opening tumblr or twitter after the football world cup is something #; didn’t know that French people should be insulted like this #; the amount of hate I saw for my country #; tbh I don’t give a shit about football #; but why insulting French people for the sake of it? #; sorry to be French I guess? 😑 #; tbd

[lordendsavior]

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#i'm sorry to be that person but i find a lot of the general attitude towards the world cup in qatar so misdirected and misplaced #(and lowkey arabophobic while people are at it) #you do realise it's fifa right? #fifa is the problem #they are the ones who sold the world cup organization to two authoritarian regimes with no interest in football whatsoever in a row #and btw i didn't see as much of that energy four years ago for russia #or for china for that matter re: the olympics #and both of them btw are worse than qatar when it comes to the treatment of their citizens #but the difference is that china and russia are big countries #that china is (and russia was at the time) a much bigger international player #and i guess then the public opinion isn't as willing to jump on its high horse #so yeah that's my complaint of the western media trends of the moment

[heartshapedracetrack]

Literally hate football so much for being so money hungry and morally corrupt

#like thanks a lot for making me feel bad and so conflicted #i really don't want to watch the World cup because of all the controversy #but at the same time? yes i want to watch and also ... i already watch normal football #which also has ties to assholes and i did watch russia 2018 #was that morally better? only slightly #i'm watching f1 which also .... questionable #this is giving me headaches and i hate being part of this but also how to stop? #i guess it all comes down to being so insignificant in the grand schemes of things #i mean at what point do i have to draw the line? #because actually no sports ever would be the optimal solution #but it doesn't matter !!! i really hope that at least there'll be focus on the fact human rights are important which is good #but also WHY not just choose another country that's at least considered safe for everyone lol #yes i know it's 'first world' problems but it's on my mind i guess #and that's my diary right here

[afamiliarsword]

(WARNING, NOTHING BURGER POST:) Was very surprised today to realise that scripted "sports" shows that primarily focus on the sport is very rarely seen outside of anime and it feels like I have to be missing something

#Like live super bowl stuff exists right #But there's no like #Scripted live action Haikyuu football for America or whatever #That I know of #Which is weird to me #Considering how sportsbrained America and other countries are #Especially in comparison to Japan (I'm sure they're passionate over there too about sports but... Idk something's off about that) #I know there are some shows #That're like about a coach helping sportsplayers #Or that use football as a setting or temporary plotpoint #But it feels like they rarely put the sport in focus #Like it's always just a setting yk for a comedy or work drama #I FEEL WEIRD WITH WRITING THIS BECAUSE THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING #But I just... I just can't think of any and it's so weird #The closest I can think of is WWE #Because that's like sports and it's scripted and there's storylines #But outside of that it really feels like an empty market #I can't even think of any american/european shows that're ANIMATED that do that which is weird #Like I get why it might be hard to do in live action but in animation it feels like it has to have been done #at least once #GARGHHHH #SORRY if I'm like totally forgetting a show but... #IT'S REALLY THROWING ME FOR A LOOP TO THINK IT'S JUST NOT A THING OUTSIDE OF ANIME #It might just be an extension of like shonen not being a thing outside of Japan #Probably #But still like even if it's live action and kind of boring #It feels like a scripted sports show should have been done in SOME form outside of WWE #I guess the superbowl does fill that niche though #This might be a very nothing burger of a post #But it did make me really confused for a bit

[iitriviaquiz]

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[sportbarcelona]

Guess The Football Players Nation

#guess the player #guess the football player #guess the player by his jersey number #guess the player from his jersey #guess the player for his team #guess the player flag number team #guess club by players' nationality #guess the player by his nationality #guess nation by players’ club #guess club by players’ #guess the country of each player #guess national team #guess the football team #guess the football player hard #guess the voice of the players

[kingkyks]

what french people think of mbappe ?

lots of people used to dislike him because he played for psg and was "too arrogant" but after his world cup people absolutely adore him or at least respect him and are proud of him

#this is a obviously a quick and general answer based of what I saw on twitter the news and people around me #opinions about him keep changing #a few years ago he was the country's favourite sportsman #but also there was a time last year the vast majority of psg fans used to hate him or at least be super mad at him #do I make sense ? #I guess I'm just trying to show that something has definitely change with his performance during the final #I watched it with some people who don't usually watch football and they were impressed and loved how he made them feel #a few members of my family hate him/find him overrated but recognised that they felt bad for him after the final #his name wss trending on twitter for days after the final (it only stopped around the 24 were the main subject was christmas) #but everytime I clicked on his name the tweets in french were complimentary #at think the meanest tweet I saw were someting like ''fuck he made me like him'' or ''guess I have to go back to hating him now'' #when usually you find criticism very very easily when you search his name #like there gonna be something in the first 5 tweets you'l read #anyway something definitely shift but not for the first time and idk how long it's gonna last #but right now it's quite hard to find a french people who has something bad to say about him

[woso-dreamzzz]

Second Time's The Charm

Alexia Putellas x Reader

Summary: You and your kind of ex-wife

Lips smashed against yours before you could even compute what was going on.

They were still as soft as ever and you opened your own so Alexia could slip her tongue inside.

"Hi," She said, pulling away slowly.

"Hi."

You smiled at her.

She looked nearly the same as when you divorced her and left the country. The same cheeks. The same nose. The same eyes. The same awkward little smile on her face.

“I missed you,” She said,” I heard from Alba you were coming home and I couldn’t believe it. I missed you!”

“I missed you too, Ale.”

Her arms were open and you stepped into them. They were just as familiar as they were when you broke up and you melted into them now.

“Sorry,” Someone said,” What the fuck?! Alexia, you’re dating now?!”

Both you and Alexia looked at Mapi in confusion.

“No. Why would you think that?”

“Because you just started snogging her in front of all of us,” Lucy replied, hands shoved into her pockets casually,” I thought we were meant to be meeting the new medic but, no, I guess you were really getting acquainted.”

You laughed, shaking your head fondly as Alexia pouted, her arms tightening around you just like they did years ago when Alba teased you for being mushy.

“She’s my wife,” Alexia insisted, stamping her foot.

“Ex-wife,” You butted in quickly as the team’s mouths fell open in shock. Very few of them had been on the team the same time you and Alexia had been married, childhood sweethearts that eloped the day after you both turned eighteen.

Alexia laughed nervously and you narrowed your eyes.

You recognised that laugh. You’d heard that laugh for years when she pretended to a teacher that her homework was just in her locker and that’s why she hadn’t handed it in or when she promised Eli that she wasn’t the one that broke her favourite glass cabinet and it was really her who had kicked a football right through it.

You knew that laugh very well.

“Alexia,” You said, teeth gritted,” What did you do?”

“Now, amor,” She said,” Just remember that-“

“Alexia, confess!”

“I may have forgotten to file the papers.”

“Alexia!” You snapped before sighing. A bubble of laughter emerged from your throat until you were trapped in an almost hysterical laughing fit. “We signed them together. At the kitchen table. How did you forget?”

“I promise I was going to!” She insisted,” But I had other stuff to do and it just got buried and Mama did some cleaning and she must have shredded them on accident!”

“Alexia, that was years ago! Are you saying that we’re still married?”

“That depends.”

“On?”

“On which answer will get me in trouble.”

Fondly, you tugged on her ponytail. “You are so lucky I love you.”

She grinned. “Enough to stay married?”

You shrugged. “Well, it’s a hassle to file the papers and work out the separation of assets again.”

“Oh, thank god.” Alexia fished something out of her pocket and it was only when she slid it onto your finger again that you recognised it as your wedding ring. She was the one that had bought them and while you knew that hers had remained on a chain around her neck, you hadn’t ever wondered what had happened to yours after you returned it.

You just assumed it had been thrown to the bottom of her jewellery box.

“Have you been carrying that around since you found out I was coming home?”

Like a professional, she skirted around your question. “Home! You need to move in again! The clothes you left all got put into a storage locker so we should probably swing by there after work. Your office is practically the same but kind of dusty so I’ll clean it up while you unpack.”

You nodded, mulling over the plan in your head. “You know that if I have back in then so does Mr Stinky.”

Alexia wrinkled her nose in disgust. “You still have him?”

“Yes, Ale! Just because I moved to England doesn’t mean I abandoned my cat!”

She pursed her lips before admitting. “I think there’s still a few of his toys under the sofa. I can never manage to get them all.”

“And I want the left side of the bathroom sink.”

She nodded before freezing. “Hey! Wait, no! That’s my side! That’s always been my side! You can’t just take it!”

You flashed your ring. “You want this to work? I want the left side of the sink.”

“Well…I want…I want…I want the right side of the dresser!”

“Done!”

“Done!”

“Sorry, no,” Mapi butted in. You’d almost forgotten that you were meant to be introducing yourself to the team. “Not done. Let me get this straight. You two got married, divorced but not really and now you’ve decided to get back together?!”

You shrugged. “Yeah, pretty much.”

“But you divorced!” It was clear that she was struggling to wrap her head around this.

“It wasn’t really a breakup though,” Alexia said flippantly,” We still hooked up every time she came home. We only really tried to get a divorce because she was leaving for England. I was clingy when I was younger.”

The whole team pointedly stared at Alexia’s hands on your waist and how they hadn’t moved but to put your ring back on your finger.

“Clingier,” You amended,” And I needed to leave for more money. We decided it would just be easier to get divorced but I guess that didn’t work out.”

“Oh!” Alexia said suddenly,” I need to tell Mama! She’ll be so happy! She’s always talking about you to everyone.”

“Oh, I’m glad. I’ll have to call my Mama too. She’s always telling people that her daughter-in-law is Alexia Putellas. You’ll have to come to Sunday lunch this week. My aunts and uncles will be there.”

“Next week we’ll go to mine then,” Alexia agreed,” Mama will want you to try her paella again. She tweaked the recipe.”

“Oh, great! I love Eli’s paella. My-“

“No!” Mapi said, pointing at both of you in turn,” This is moving so quickly. I’m sorry but what the hell?!”

“Oh,” You said,” I didn’t introduce myself properly. I’m y/n. I’m the new doctor on the team. Alexia’s…well I was going to say ex but apparently we’re still married so I’m Ale’s wife! I look forward to getting to know you all.”

#woso x reader #alexia putellas x reader #alexia putellas #woso community #woso imagine #woso fanfics #woso

[duchessonfire]

I have been reading a bit on the OTW elections and the whole Tiffany G thing, but most of all, I've been reading comments from people supporting Tiffany saying that she just wants to clear AO3 from all the CSAM (child sexual abuse material) content and I don't know who needs to hear this but:

If someone comes to a predominantly QUEER space (like AO3) and tells you that censorship is necessary to eradicate CSAM... it's not actually CSAM they want to eradicate...

I've seen this type of discourse about Pride and about queer literature and queer movies and queer communities. It's a tried and true technique of the right and conservative movements.

First, they say there is a DANGER to the community through CSAM and they conflate the actual threat of CSAM in the community (we all know someone who thinks that writing a love story between two characters who are 16 is CSAM...), and make you believe that censorship is the only way to PROTECT THE CHILDREN. And since most people are (rightly) mind-bogled at having to explain that of course they don't support CSAM content, they bow down and accept the censorship for the greater good, without anyone actually trying to have a conversation about what qualifies as CSAM (which needs to, you know, actually involve real children and not fictional characters who are 17 and losing their virginity with their crush in a Mature-rated story about high school football and first love based on the author's own experience of losing their virginity at 17 to their crush in high school).

Then, they tell you that there are other forms of DISTURBING CONTENT, and what they really mean is porn that THEY find disturbing, for ex, (and I kid you not, I have seen comments like that) porn featuring disabled characters, which they consider to encourage the exploitation of vulnerable individuals, or BDSM porn (which supposedly encourages violence and lack of consent), or rough porn, or any kind of porn that isn't two (preferably white and skinny) able-bodied people doing it missionary style while lovingly gazing in each other's eyes. SO TO PROTECT VIEWERS, that needs to be banned as well.

And then, they tell you that even that sanitized version of porn is still porn and that people under 18 or under 21 or under whatever age they consider too young to view anything sexual regardless of the fact that not all countries have the same law about the age of maturity, should be free to surf the site without having to *gasp* filter out properly tagged works. So TO PROTECT THE CHILDREN, every explicit content is censored.

And then finally, when all that is left is a sanitized, white-washed, ableist, puritan type of content featuring General-Audience approved gay works of two nice men or two nice women holding hands and chastely kissing each other on the lips... Well guess what? :) CHILDREN SHOULD NOT BE EXPOSED TO QUEER CONTENT SO WE NEED TO BAN THAT AS WELL, and since we've basically done purge after purge before and there are still a handful of people on the website, well surely they won't mind/care anymore, will they?

It's not just a slippery slope, it's something that has been done time and again, and that is why censorship on AO3 will never, never have a positive outcome.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

#otw elections #ao3 #sorry for the rant #but i'm tired of seeing the same BS again and again #tw cp mention #censorship

[bellawoso]

Would’ve, Could’ve, Should’ve

Alexia Putellas x fem!reader

Read part 1 : here

Much to your Diego’s dismay, you did not end up calling Alexia, instead the jersey, adorned with a number that could change your life, was left screwed up at the back of your wardrobe.

You were going to call Alexia.

Until one of your other friends heard about it, and told you about the backlash and hate you would receive from some of Alexia’s devoted fans. In the end, you decided it wasn’t worth it, it was only a few years since you escaped your depressive cycle, you were not ever going to risk entering it again.

Truthfully, you regret ignoring Alexia, every time anyone hits on you, you always compare them to the blonde, Diego often calling you “pathetic” as you only spoke to her for 2 hours.

However, you realised that it’s too late to call her, and think of how weird the blonde would think you were if you called her a month later.

As once again you debated calling the midfielder, your door suddenly slammed open.

“¡Hola chica! Look I have tickets!”

As you inspected the tickets in Diego’s hand, your face contorted to one of disappointment;

England vs Spain tickets.

Fuck.

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Your England top had arrived just in time, you were going to wear a Spain one after Diego convinced you that you would be beaten up by the first Spaniard who saw you, you guess the England-Spain rivalry ran deep.

However, it felt a betrayal to your country to be clad in the red jersey, so you ordered one last minute, luckily you weren’t completely oblivious when it came to football, you knew of how Leah Williamson had captained England to a Euro’s victory.

So there you were, in blue denim shorts and your oversized Williamson Jersey almost reaching past your shorts.

It felt like you were cheating, which was stupid, you met Alexia for 2 hours, to push away the feeling of guilt you slipped on a jacket and made your way downstairs.

Diego only rolled his eyes, and sighed in disapproval at your jersey choice.

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Alexia was excited for her return which she had been informed of a month prior to the match, but everyone on the team had noticed a change in the captains mood.

Except only Jana knew the cause for her sudden sadness.

Alexia didn’t understand why your rejection stung so much, maybe it was because the two-time ballon d’or winner wasn’t used to it, or maybe it was because the whole two hours you were together, she had imagined a relationship with you. It felt too real, and she cursed herself for grieving something that never happened in the first place.

She pushed all of those thoughts to the side, and instead focused on the match ahead of her, it was only a friendly, but the idea of being able to hold the win over Lucy and Keira’s heads when they returned to Barcelona felt euphoric.

What she didn’t expect was to see you in the crowd, worse of all, in a Leah fucking Williamson jersey.

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Spain were one nil down at half time. which was frustrating for Alexia, having to watch from the sidelines with promises of being brought on for the final 45 minutes, however as she stepped on the pitch, her attention was drawn to a white jersey, in a sea of red, only a few rows up.

You stuck out like a sore thumb, it was extremely hard to miss you. So when Alexia laid eyes on you, her heart stopped for a second, and the screams and cheers of the stadium became muffled sounds in her ears.

As you turn around to face Diego, Alexia can just make out the England captain’s last name on your back, bile rises to the Spaniard’s mouth and she quickly turns away.

A newfound determination to outdo the English Captain, to try prove to you that the only jersey you should be proud to wear should be hers.

Call it jealousy. Maybe. But whatever it was fuelled Alexia to score 2 more goals by the end of the match.

2-1 to Spain.

When you saw Alexia step out on the pitch, your breath immediately hitched in your throat, sending you into a coughing fit, which received a knowing chuckle from Diego.

“You fumbled amiga”

Honestly, you regretted teaching him some English slang, he used it against you constantly, and often laughed at himself after seeing you scowling.

When the match ended, Diego was quick to drag you to the stands, he was a big fan of Aitana Bonmati, and wanted her signature badly.

Although you were happy for him when the brunette midfielder came over to where you two were, you froze at seeing Alexia’s friend from the match, who was walking over with Aitana.

When Jana laid eyes on you, she knew what she had to do, she was quick to sprint off and get Alexia, who was talking to Lucy and Keira, and teasing them of the loss.

Alexia was no where near as nervous as you were, the blonde didn’t need to be, you rejected her, even though she was positive that you were returning her flirty comments at the past match.

The Spaniard was sure that you were in the wrong, you should feel guilty for leading her on, so she was quick to confront you when she saw you.

“You didn’t call, and I’m pretty sure I told you to wear better clothing colours”

You internally cringed at how straight to the point the blonde was, and couldn’t help but blush as she called you out for ignoring her.

“I’m sorry, I was nervous and by the time I felt ready to call, I figured it would be too late”

“I don’t know if I’m more upset about you didn’t call because you were nervous, or the fact that you have Leah Williamson’s name on your back”

“Get me a better one then” you replied, whilst looking down at her jersey and back at her with a grin.

Alexia quickly stripped off her jersey, as you took off yours too, luckily you wore a tank top under it, Alexia’s eyes quickly dropping to your exposed chest.

“Your not subtle you know?”

“Who said I was trying to be?” The blonde was quick to reply back.

You only chuckled in response, and slipped on Alexia’s jersey, doing a little spin “How do I look?”

“Beautiful, much better wearing the jersey you belong in”

You weren’t sure if Alexia truly meant that, or if her extremely forward words were due to English not being her first language, but either way your face flushed deep crimson in retaliation to her comment.

The click of a pen lid being taken off woke you from your trance, and you peered up at Alexia, who tugged you closer by your waist, and quickly scribbled down her number once again.

“Pot favor, call me this time, promise?”

“I promise Ale, I will even let you choose the colour scheme of my outfit when we go out” you quipped back with a smile.

With a smirk, the blonde midfielder threw the England jersey on the floor, and walked away to meet Jana so they could walk into the locker room together.

Diego quickly ran towards you, only to pick you up and swing you around.

“I told you she would want you amiga! Your a snack!”

“Diego please never call me that again”

“Shut up! You should be thanking me, with out me, she would have never re-given you her number”

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