#grown ass man btw

[youngpettyqueen]

was talking with someone irl about Star Trek the other day and this person really hates Discovery for many stupid reasons (misogyny) and he was whining about like. casual swearing. in Star Trek. like he was mad they said fuck. and he looks at me and he's like "it completely sucks you out of the experience right??" and I just looked at him and went "no it makes me want a modern DS9 show of some kind cause I think Kira Nerys deserves to say fuck" which wasn't the answer he wanted I dont think

#star trek #like to be clear this guy really just hates Discovery because 'every person in power is a woman' #and the casual swearing. apparently #I will no longer be talking Star Trek with this person dfhskdjfhjksd #like no sorry casual swearing doesnt bother me and I think Star Trek has used it fairly well #people need to stop being lil bitches about casual swearing #'it takes me out of the experience' this is an adult show for adults. perhaps go watch cocomelon. #grown ass man btw #several years my senior #anyways give me a DS9 continuation just so Kira can say fuck

[pav-ia]

lol imagine being the nurse that handles pavia after he got injured during a suspicious fight.

cw :: gn reader , pavia is annoying

when he wakes up, his first thought is “where the hell am i?” a fucking hospital? he doesnt need a hospital. hes fine, hes a grown ass man and he misses his wolves dogs.

but as soon as he tries to move, he groans at the sharp pain in his side. looks down to see a gunshot wound on his side and frowns. that wasnt there before.

hes pouting angrily as he sits in bed all day, his piercings had been taken off and were set aside just out of arms reach and he had a heart monitor attached to him which made him cringe a little. he wasnt even close to death. what was the point in that??

when you step in to check up on him though..

“let me out.” he demanded as you walked in. you blinked in surprise that he was already awake.

“..no?”

“let me out.” he repeated.

“no.”

you expected more of a fight from the man who had his arms crossed, but he just pursed his lips and looked you up and down.

he didnt say anything else until you came back later in the day, carrying a tray of shitty hospital food. he looked grossed out from the runny mashed potatoes and the suspicious soup and the cold bread roll.

“dont you have anything else?” he demanded sassily. if he couldnt move then he may as well make the most out of his little stay.

“nope~ you get what you get.” you said in an equally sassy tone as she were currently sweeping the floor.

he cocked a brow at your tone, before he smirked. cute.

whenever you came in from that day on, hed have something new to complain about. “do you have socks?” “can i have a snack?” “my legs are sore.” “im bored.” and youd always meet his demands. it was your job, but he called for you a lot. sometimes he just wanted to talk to you, he would tell you about the stuff he saw from the tall window. eventually, he asked you to tell him about your day. having nothing better to do, you did.

conversations with him were surprisingly fluid. he had his own thoughts to add and he always brought up something interesting when it was his turn to talk. you caught yourself laughing at his poorly timed jokes, and he was occasionally insensitive but in a comedic way. although you would always hold back because it was mighty unprofessional to get too friendly with a patient.

you were pleased that he was healing. he got better but the better he got, the more complaints hed have. maybe he realized that he was gonna be able to leave soon so he always talked about how the lights were too bright- oh no, he might have twisted his ankle— hes struggling to breathe but only his favorite nurse is allowed to give him cpr ! shuts up immediately when youre about to call in your male coworker to administer cpr on him.

when he leaves, hes pouty and moody. he snaps at the other nurses, insisting that hes fine on his own. he doesnt need their help, hes a grown ass man.

your job is pretty boring for the next two days. two.

because on the third day, a man comes in with a gunshot wound in the leg.

that man is him, in case you were wondering.

hed grin, his cologne easy to smell when you first caught a glimpse of him being dragged away to the emergency room.

when the bullet was removed and he was stitched up, you were in charge of putting the man into a gown. they had cut his clothes off to get to the bullet, and as you picked up his shirt, your hands caught on a measly rose stuffed into the front pocket. his shirt smelled like his cologne too, and your nose wrinkled as you didnt even need to be close to smell it.

“miss me?” hed ask with a cheeky grin when he awoke and you were dusting the room.

sowwie for disappearing heres your monthly food

#%write #grown ass man btw #pavia reverse 1999 #pavia x reader #pavia reverse 1999 x reader #pavia #pavia x you #reverse 1999 #r1999 #r99 pavia #pavia fluff #reverse1999 x reader

[deepixerii]

just remembered when coolment posted the image of him in the maid outfit on twitter

#coolment #coolmentions #mcyt #mcyt fanart #fanart #grown ass man btw #hell is hot #pathetic wet cat

[elloras]

red earth and pouring rain - bear's den (x)

#guess i wasn't done with this song! #roy kent #ted lasso #roy x keeley #roykeeley #* #making emo edits for my favorite grown ass fictional man like it's 2005 wahoo #i also don't think roy was solely responsible for the breakup btw but i'm sure he thinks he is

[evilbeing]

If the son of the God of War then why so small and precious??🤨

#Sorry I need to let this out of my system #HE SO CUTE I LOVE HIM SO MUCH STOP #Like I cant I want to hold him dearly #holding his lil face in my hands #Also Im going through a massive art block atm #So Im going to make these random ass posts for now Cuz I still need to fangirl smh even if not through fanart #Atreus my precious 😔💖💖💖 #I love him so much I cant #So afraid of seeing him as a grown man btw #hes my lil guy 😔 #god of war #gow #atreus #random ass thoughts #evilbeing

[ven-lou]

ART DUMP 4.5

#phighting art #phighting fanart #phighting! #phighting #roblox #roblox art #phighting roblox #phighting medkit #hyperlaser phighting #officer bloxxer phighting #phighting bloxxer #medlaser #hyperkit #grown ass man btw acting like a cat

[the-acid-pear]

Yesterday I was replaying Deltarune and I was going really insane about it picking up on things I missed on my first playthrough and something that fucked me up hard was this line here

The little ellipsis at the end, almost like you can hear the regret on their voice. Voice of an ad who is realizing maybe they fucked up on this one. But it also made me think of... The possibility of this being a reaction to Spamton's actions.

Because I don't think this was an automatic thing, I feel like their drifting off was gradual. Sure, their jealousy had won them over (I'd have killed the guy or myself if I was them so I don't even blame them) but Spamton was too getting busier and busier the more famous he got, and as they say, that never stopped. He only kept getting bigger, until it all came crashing down. And when it did it was one of them who tried to go find him, after all that.

But I digress, let's focus on the original quote from my favorite sigma enby themselves, Pink Addison. There's obviously not only the regret to it, but feeling like they were abandoned too. Both parties lost a lot and the real tragedy is just how easily it could've have been avoided! Or rather, how beyond their control it was...

But I'll get off topic if I keep speaking so I'll leave it at that. The sheer tragedy that there is to everyone involved just makes me insane. Like I said in a post previous to this; you cannot trace down a good guy or a bad guy in this tale, it's just desperate people taking awful decisions and living to regret their actions.

#luly talks #makes you wonder too like #THIS IS GOING ON THE TAGS BC IM JUMPING THE GUN TOO HARD #but after Pink says rhat they follw by saying ''even so he only got more and more successful'' and its making me FEEL something alright #that EVEN SO. like. were they expecting for him to... stop? to slow down? to give up his overwhelming fame to get them back? #there's so many things i just can't say because we know very little of the addisons and big shot era spamton #we dont even know if they were aware this is how he ended. we dont even know if Spamton tried to go back to them or if he totally refused to #it makes me sick it makes me insane i want to grab these colorful things and squish then on my palm #there's a lot of What Ifs but i think the answer wouldn't even matter because nothing could change anymore #its sososososososoooooo sad #like i see fandom woobify Spamton a lot and i HATE that sure he went thru a lot but he's a grown ass desperate man #he's not a poor uwu cinnamon roll he's insane and he's an asshole and he's a nuanced tragic character #and so are these motherfuckers!!!!!! #btw i originally had a paragraph about how mad I'd have been if i was an Addison but i ended up rewriting the whole post LMAO #anyway. yeah. it just makes me insane. #deltarune #Spamton #addisons

[ganondoodle]

a wild assortement of comic wip screenshots and a random doodle that i posted to twitter but not here

(this doodle here is of Raal (aka demise before he became a deity) but whatever happens here isnt anything 'canon', i just randomly doodled him to try a loosen up my painting style bc when i work on the comic i tend to concentrate too much of rendering it perfectly and i dont like that)

#ganondoodles #doodles #art #i am so very tired #too tired for tags #btw i do love and read every ask i get but damn i just dont have the energy to reply to most #and i feel so guilty #i wish i could make a warning show up when someone wants to send me an ask #that just says -yo i love and cherish and reread all asks but unfortunately have zero energy to reply but chances are it made me cry- #given the asks isnt mean spirited or straight up bots #which my impsoter brain sometimes still tries to make me think #like either woo look at all those people LYING to your face #but i have grown alot since those days and now its mostly just #so look what a nice and lovely absolutely beautiful ask this person send you and you disrespectful fool are not answering it shame upon you #thats most likely why i have been getting less and less and man i feel so bad #like when its asks about drawing advice i either dont know what to say bc i dont have any idea what im doing eihter #or bc i plan a giant response with a big ass illustrated tutorial even tho i know i neither got the time or energy for it #but still cant answer then bc wait you wanted to make a tutorial you cant answer it just like that #and when its a super nice compliment about my art i just #dont know how to express my gratitude and silently reread it time and time again never answering it bc then it would be gone from the inbox #;__; #alright falling asleep brain better not have written sth i will regret reading tomorrow #i think this is the longest tags i put on a completely unrelated post of mine #if you have read all these tags send me an ask only containing the name of your fav fruit and i will make you a little pixel sprite of it

[latenightsundayblues]

How do you feel about eating rats on occasions

My dad tricked some kid into eating a cockroach once so. Might b in my genes idk

#when HE was a kid too btw #some actual bugs bunny type shit #he didnt just come up to a random child as a grown ass MAN and tell him to put a bug in his mouth😭 #anyways yeah. little pocket rat snacks for when ur hungry. sure why not #latenightsundayblues ask tag

[thatonebipotato]

apparently people are already starting to babify Simon P again,,

that is an almost 60 year old man who lived through an apocalypse and the trauma of being suppressed in his own mind for almost a thousand years, who then had to be thrown into the future where he lost his lover and was left to struggle in an unfamiliar environment while he grappled with whether or not being present in time and sane was even worth it

what do you mEAN

#simon petrikov #oh he's so innocent hes so sweet hes so ehehe >w<!!!!! #SHUT THE FUCK UP??? #kills you /nsrs #someone said he'd probably think sex was just kissing... EXCUSE ME #he is. a grown ass man. with a fiane and a vampire daughter and a phd and a good understanding of wilderness survival #you think he wouldnt know what SEX IS!?!??!?! #dies and perishes but in a BAD WAY #stop treating men and especially traumatized and likely neurodivergent men like CHILDREN challenge go #level easy but you fucked it up anyway huh #btw this doesnt apply to very specific memes #memes and stuff are cool and if you dumb him down for those thats.. i mean a little weird but its alright #i mean ppl who so very genuinely view him as some some soft helpless innocent man #is he pathetic and helpless? a little. especially in the present of Ooo. but also and not to sound repetitive but also that an adult #and one who is very much on the older side #dont?? baby him??? #why do we need to have this conversation like every other year #probably more than that honestly

[howfishismade]

the day ppl stop treating karl heisenberg as some silly boy who didn't mean it is the day i stop saying eveline did nothing wrong

#this is a joke i know eveline did stuff wrong but she is a CHILD. #feral karl whatever but youre forgetting ber is a GROWN ASS MAN who did those things #HE HAS HAIR IN HIS ASSCHEEKS HE IS NOT SOME SENSITIVE UWU FERAL TWINK #i am evelines strongest soldier becuz i am eveline coded #when karl stops being mischaracterized ill stop gaslighting ppl into thinking eveline didnt do anything #mischaracterization for mischaracterization #the reason one of them is babyfied and called quirky while the other is burned at the stake #it becuz one is a hot man and the other is a little girl #sexism go crazy #same applies to mia btw #women of rebh get behind me ill defend you from the sexist gay men #🪼💭...

[arabian-batboy]

Okay I only quickly skimmed through the issues, so please tell me if I missed anything, but what exactly was the point of TD:R again? Like nothing significant whatsoever have happened in it and aside from Tim now living in a boat in Gotham Marina (which I wouldn’t be surprised if it was forgotten about by the very next writer) I don’t think anything introduced in this comic is going to be brought up again?

I’m just saying this because Williamson revealed that Damian finally returning to Gotham in B&R 2023 was always planed to happen before his solo was canceled, so now I’m wondering why exactly did DC think it was super important to squeeze a short Robin solo for Tim during that 10 months gap between Robin 2021 and B&R 2023 where Damian didn’t have anything going on? It honestly came off as DC just wanting to capitalize on Tim’s popularity post-coming out (ironically it ended up being the lowest selling Bat-book and reaching No.198 on DC’s top 200 best selling books)

Now I could understand it if it was a “farewell” comic about Tim FINALLY leaving the Robin role behind for good and getting a brand new superhero identity, which as all of you know by now, literally didn’t happen (even though Fitzmartin teased that idea over and over and over......and over again). TD:R was just a regular boring Bat-related comic with nothing special about it, so why exactly did it need to happen? For me it just feels like DC is trying to play with the concept of having Tim and Damian “taking shifts” when it comes to being Robin, so whenever Damian doesn’t have any books out, then they need to immediately give Tim some Robin stories that will go on until the next time Damian is going to receive a new comic.

#btw I also know that exploring Bernard and Tim relationship was something this book tried to do #which is nice don't get me wrong #but the few scattered moments they had could have happened anywhere #not to mention Bernard is just a supporting character and Tim is the protagonist #so exploring Bernard's character shouldn't be enough reason to give TIM a solo #anyways I really hope this is going to be the last Robin solo this grown ass man would ever receive #let the future generation of children be Robin in peace #plz you already had a Robin solo that went on for 20 years straight #you don't need anymore.... #anti tim

[martyrbat]

im so considerate.... (<- guy not ranting about a thing it hates before its friend is done with the media)

#can officially say i finished the arkhamverse. didnt watch anything about that suicide squad one but i read all comics #a d watched the complete story & side mission gameplay for origins asylum city and midway through my refresher for knight #the biggest takeaway i have is wow these people are weird about convicts and addicts and love their toxic masculinity #but the gameplay and nostalgia impacts peoples opinions on it. maybe an enjoyable experience but for the story or universe itself #its a complete failure in every regard i can think of—only having glimpses moments of quality that makes the rest of it #be frustrating because the potential can be there. theres interesting premises occasionally but the execution and payoff doesn't make it #even worthwhile to get to those premises because of what you must wade through to reach them #<- thats me being my nicest and most spoiler freeabout it btw. #my other big takeaway is that tim is canonically older than jason and i think a grown ass man saying fuck that kid is really funny #[SPOILERS LOOK AWAY CJ] #<- tim currently works as a highschool science teacher while jason was shown to be adopted and made robin at 15 #where he was then promptly captured and kidnapped by joker. he escaped half? a year later during asylum and AK takes place 2 years afterward #i think. the entire timeline for this shitty universe is awful and confusing. dick was robin for like 2 years its ridiculous. #and i think primarily so they can go noooo see bruce is a hot late 30 year old instead because you become dust at any older!! #but. back to the age thing. hes about 17 maybe early 18 during AK but because tim is a private school teacher he needs a bachelor's degree #and most people get it at 22/23ish and then theres the actual teacher application and being hired (or not because hes a nepo baby) #so hes early mid twenties or so. compared to a (presumably dead) teenager who he called a loser more or less.

[jahanmp4]

There are two wolves inside of me : one hoping Etoiles would connect for like 10 minutes, and one begging cc!Etoiles to go to sleep

#qsmp #qsmp etoiles #i know etoiles is a grown ass man #but i swear to plants he needs TO REST #le rythme de cadavre frère #he even said he'd log on the server because half of his chat is deleted comments asking him to go on qsmp #please don't do that btw #it sucks

[klayfruit]

And tha full drawings of the doodle posted on lethalleangue smiles so jolly. i like drawing ashes as a weird dog thing even though i imagine him being just as much of a Grown Ass Man as dust is. this dude got turned into a weird shadow being and went Fuck it!! used that opportunity be a dog. not a care in the world. hes smart for that

#art #lethal league blaze #llb candyman #llb dust and ashes #the man in ‘grown ass man’ is gender neutral BTW. neither of them are men

[noisester]

ANONYMOUS: happy national pizza day mr. the odor

"EXPLODEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE."

D? Did he seriously blow up an entire stack of boxed pizzas with one press of a bu-- Yes. Yes he did.

#◜ 🍰 . live on NTV ◞ #◜ 🍰 . inbox ◞ #// AUGHHH I've been wanting to reference that sprite for a while #// GROWN ASS MAN BTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!