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@asterismas: Are you having fun, Noise Noisester(TM)? Are you okay with watching The Horrors & The Agonies unfold from the sidelines of the dash? Are you still aiding Noise Emptyzone(TM) through the psychic link that binds you together in rat bastardness? Better think that through, though. You might need that energy for yourself when The Agonies eventually reach you. BAM. Speaking of which-- why, isn't this a familiar sight! Not that Mr. Incognito has any time to waste on greetings after demolishing your door; they just go straight to gripping you in an oversized fist before pulling you closer.

"YOU."

"WHERE IS HE."

Hello, Mr. Incognito Asterismas who is TOTALLY not the missus in disguise which I also TOTALLY didn't find out the hard way through last year's April fools funny moment, how's the horr-- annnddd he's being gripped.

He'll be blunt; that jumpscare really got him. He was honestly expecting the goop freak to change his mind last second and lunge at him next, but... Huh. Was that foreshadowing from the very beginning, or a poorly-timed statement?

"...Hazel?"

He hoarsely squeaked out. Despite being MORE than grateful that his girlfriend didn't get hurt on the way one less detail to stress about-- Wh. What else could his brain spew out with such a small reaction window, genuinely--

What is she cooking? Figuratively speaking.

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@asterismas: "Ooooooooooh, Teddy Bear~!" Here comes La Belle Noisette! And she sure looks chipper on her roller blades, skating around her boyfriend before coming to a halt before him. Hmmmm, what's that she's hiding behind her back? "Do you know what day's today? Do you, do you???" Yeah, Noise. DO you know what day is it today?

Hello, Noisette. You fool. You absolute buffoon. You were expecting a cringefail moment from your boyfriend there, weren't you? Nope, not this time! He was actually prepping to skateboard to your location before you made your presence known; bouquet of stolen flowers on his right hand amongst other prizes. He figured he had to up his game by visiting his beloved first; especially after the uh. Many, MANY heart-wrenching scenarios she had the misfortune to go through.

Of course, her being around means he has to hide those gifts quickly! Which he thankfully does with relative ease; minus the few petals that were floating in place as a result. Hm. Not to worry though, he... he ate the petals. He snapped a mouth full of sharp teeth at the petals and swallowed them whole to hide the evidence. Amazing.

"Do IIIIIIII?" Noise says that like he didn't just do the stupidest thing ever, acting all smart and smug with that usual wide smile of his. Duh, of course he remembers what day it is today. He would've shattered into pieces if he didn't. It's totallllllly not like The Noise to get carried away with his italian-reckoning plans and occasionally forget major holidays, noooo!

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@thebananwithaplan: "You think you're REAL funny, huh?" Oh. Dancing Banana jumpscare. "First you tried to ruin myshow many times, and now all of a sudden you decided to copy MY show, and also copy a lot of MY show's gimmicks? You don't even look good in an ORANGE BOWTIE!!" He's going to assume that this Noise is probably the one behind this blatant 'infringement' that he can't even fully act on because he'd be a hypocrite in everybody's eyes. Chat, he doesn't know...

...Huh, lots of commotion in NTV today.

If the Dancing Banana were to walk closer, he'd find a group of Noiseys staring up at a large TV in the corner as if in a state of blankness, while the remaining ones were hastily pressing buttons left and right. Bossing around was of course The Noise, who... looks like he's about to explode? His cape and whiskers are dramatically frazzled as his gloved fists clench from what appeared to be some short dude in a costume putting Peppino's co-worker through the wringer. You'd think Noise would revel at the sight of Walter; the man who made Noisette upset; suffering, but-- no. There were no ounces of joy in that smile of his, shockingly.

Who was that? What WAS that thing? This guy was going out of his way to snatch his name AND his TV signals-- D. Did Pizzahead make a clone of him? That couldn't be it, right? Although Noise often joked about being his favourite employee, that miserable clown made it abundantly clear he wouldn't be making clones of him anytime soon after all the blatant disrespect the hellion threw at him-- doesn't help that the doppelganger had no traces of goop anywhere, either...

His thoughts were immediately cut short by the storming banana (odd phrase to type out of context). The thing about these sorts of interactions is that were meant to be comedic. Like, haha, the yellow hosts are fighting. You could hear a faint crack from Noise's neck as he turned his head 180 degrees to confront the banana.

"I AM real funny though, thank you very much."

...Long pause. Despite the quick quip, that toothy smile on his face is twitching at its sides... I don't think he's having a silly goofy time, gu--

"OPEN YOUR EYES, DUMBASS. I AIN'T AIRING, AND THAT FRAUD ON-SCREEN AIN'T ME!" He literally hollers at him. "HOWSABOUT YOU GET YER PRIORITIES STRAIGHT INSTEAD OF CRYING OVER YOUR TV SHOW, WOAG?"

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@crvptd: she sliiides a six - pack of one of the vilest energy drinks and a few packs of the crappiest sour gummy straws imaginable . " figured you and the other you an' noisette might need a stiff drink after .. all'a the horrors . "

"OH! GIMME GIMME!"

His grubby gloved hands immediately snatched the goods. You could already tell the rat bastard within him was coming back in full swing. Phew! That's the sign of a healthy Noise, right here. He'll save the treats for when he and Mr. Emptyzone go on vacation, or whatever stupid plot the writers might have in store...

...Would Noisette enjoy battery acid spaghetti? No doubt her objectively amazing tastebuds would eagerly try whatever affront to culinary arts he would bring to the table but uh. Noise was perhaps the last guy you'd trust near a kitchen--or anywhere, really. Wh... What was he doing, again...

Right. The sweets. He delicately-- HAH. Hahah! No. He's rapidly tearing the packaging to shreds with his sharp teeth. He's now realising how hungry he is. Goodness gracious--

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Oh, hello. You didn't expect anything to come out of the sticker outside of the major thread going on, did you? That funny joke that was made eons ago that technically became canon to the Tumblr RPC, but it wasn't purely added for comic relief.

The thing about being a sticker is that you're physically and mentally merged with the wearer, leaving you little room to act individually except for perhaps a few wacky instances where the opportunity arises. Even if visually it looked like a singular Noise was doing the work, the truth is there were actually two of them on the field.

Theodore could feel it all: the terror, the fear, the pain coursing through their veins. It's all he could do in a state where he could only speak his own mind subconsciously. It wasn't the sort of pain you could recover from after one quick scene transition because you were gifted an absurd amount of cartoon resilience, it was a realistic type of pain any average person could be subjected to; a pain he hadn't felt in a long, long time-- mere moments after his employment with Pizzahead, technically, even if his convenient plot amnesia prevented him from getting the full picture.

The scream they let out in unison... It was unique, it could be described in a multitude of ways. It truly was the authentic shriek of a horrified, wounded man you wouldn't believe came from The Noise of all creatures. Call him stubborn for jumping into a fight he could scarcely win but... At least he boosted their odds and kept the both of them standing, if only for a little longer than what a Noise could withstand solo. If they had to give that beast a 2 for 1 deal and suffer together... so be it. His girlfriend--...

...Noisette. She must be going through hell right now, spectating what was essentially the two of them on the verge of being absorbed. She was upset at the idea of staying behind and having to watch them get hurt and possibly disappear from a TV screen, and it's... happening. In front of her eyes. The paintball gun was their key to delay the worst case scenario, but...

Hazel. Honeybun. He's so sorry. He didn't want to drag you around and get you hurt. He really is stupid. He should've spent more time with you. He was caught up with the Tower, NTV... All of it. You didn't deserve any of this. You deserved better. You--

...

For the duration of the scene, the sticker remained still.

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ANONYMOUS: good night, sweet prince...

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"Magical girl transformation."

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ANONYMOUS: At least the Dancing Banana IS helping your alternate at all with your fake clone problem. And YOU'RE just hiding like a goddamn coward.

"Look, I would gladly have a bigger impact on all of this, woaw, but we're talking about a plotted event, here. I can't directly get involved into anything major without interf--"

ANONYMOUS: he has a point. you should probably apologize before you end up looking like an idiot.

"Dude, now out of all times ever, I do n--"

ANONYMOUS: Not the time nor place, Theodore.

ANONYMOUS: And yet you're just being a sitting duck. Curious.

"..."

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"Chat? Are you hearing this, chat?"

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"Angst plots be damned, I can't clown on you people in dash commentaries, woag."

His fingers are LOUDLY drumming against the nearest table, by the way.

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ANONYMOUS: buddy you are NEVER gonna believe what's going down with noise emptyzone and the missus actually maybe it's better if you dont

"I will transfer my remaining strength to Noise Emptyzone™ using our psychic connection. I've got to help him somehow--"

"Aie..... There's a lot of screaming in there....." Same boat, huh

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...Is this what Peppino felt, all along?

Okay, a huge chunk of his brain instinctively yelled NO. NO NO NO NO SHUT UP THESE AWFUL PARALLELS ARE PURELY COINCIDENTAL but. Shockingly. Uncharacteristically from The Noise, there was genuine guilt in his heart.

It's my fault. What have I done. I should've been more cautious with who I was messing with. Had I acted differently... Hazel wouldn't be suffering right now.

It's an ongoing thought process that felt... oddly alien to him? What... Noise was the type of guy who'd kick someone down the stairs and laugh at the domino effect it caused! Doesn't help that he's notorious for making certain pranks very blatant: graffiti, sticky notes, stuff that amounted to 'Get Noise'd, idiot'. If somebody shared their sorrow with him, he'd probably have a stupid comment at the ready to intentionally make them upset!

It was a part of his character; to not feel bad about anything you ever did, especially if it was funny...

This wasn't funny.

Is he sick? Was he about to pass out on the floor like a Gmod ragdoll? It's easy to put all the blame on Pizzahead for bringing this abomination to life and make him explode a bajillion times once it's finally over, but--

...You know, all things considered, he's already in the process of scrapping a handful of his Noise-branded stunts. Things that involved hijacking TV channels or funny Princess Peach-styled kidnapping plots suddenly gave him a... bitter taste in his mouth.

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ANONYMOUS: hey man. sorry to hear you're single :(

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ANONYMOUS: You're NOT any better, though. You did try to steal his show multiple times with explosives and literally hijacking his channel. If anything, you're both more alike than you think.

"And WHENNNN did I say I didn't? Haha? LOL? I'm DA Noise, baby! If you don't expect the funny™, GOOD!"

...

"Okay now stop distracting me."

????? What the hell was that abrupt change of tone? How do you achieve that?

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ANONYMOUS: can't ya just sue the clone for copyright infringement and defamation?

"Nah, nah, nah. It ain't this straightforward, waow." Come on, as funny as summoning The Hat Man would be, he'd rather not let the situation go out of proportions. "Too stubborn to comply-- not to mention that he's going for the little dudes first with the intent of wearing the bigger names down. Can't guarantee success if your ass gets kicked on the first episode."

That corkboard was full of photos; so many things connected that it's hard to abide by. At least it's kept him from violently blowing a fuse, but... Look, it's early in this weirdo's reign of terror. Albeit the current state of affairs were... dire, to say the least, Noise didn't just GIVE UP.

"I'm brainstorming, though. While that freak's busy making full use of my TV station, I'm actively seeking out his location and a proper weakness to file a Cease to Exist™." He taps his chin. "The best course of action is to do what you can, I think. What happens next is a matter of when."

That's... kind of a good point? What? Is this the same Noise™ we've grown to hate??

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ANONYMOUS: You cannot say you weren’t warned, really the only surprise about the clone situation is how this one doesn’t seem very froggy

Man, he could feel his stomach turn in each passing minute, arms crossed, leaning on a wall and staring at the screen hollowly. Despite being the type to often never look away from a TV, he dreaded how the incoming episode would unfold...

That viewer number estimate was vile-- It was taunting him. Just this once, he wishes he could regain control of his channel for a bit merely to beg his audience to tune out.

How long has he been stuck in NTV? Part of him wants to call Noisette and reassure her that he's fine, but alas the faker had his voice. Nothing he could possibly do was risk-free, either. He's been left alone in his thoughts for so long the place felt more like a prison than a secondary home.

"I still don't get it." It's said, monotone. "Pizzahead cloned the Italian to specifically mess with him. Why is this thing around now, woag?"

That beast wasn't him. That WASN'T him! That wasn't how he rolled! Being annoying and exploding others with bombs was his whole style and-- sure, he IS guilty of fatally wounding a few people mostly for missus disrespect, but that was it! Even if he could casually pull out a gun for comedic value he wouldn't just. Shoot somebody point blank with a legitimate bullet; let alone make a smoothie out of a frog.

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