I love a good caretaker x caretakee (?) their charge (???) the person they're taking care of
They are sooo reliant on you for anything and everything. It's hard to tell if they can consent and the internal conflict of the caretaker is so delicious. Surely if they didn't like it they'd ask you to stop? Surely they'd let you know? But they ask for it all the time?
The power imbalance the internal conflict, the judgement from others (ESPECIALLY IF THEY GET JUDGED FOR THE RELATIONSHIP)
I was talking more in the tags before I ran into the tag limit so I guess I'm putting it below the cut instead
Honey mustard is my fav ship with this dynamic. My first ship I knew was a little fucked up but it still holds such meaning in my heart. I love the fell!sans design from dirty brother killer (a now deleted blog)(I collect their artworks if anyone has more of them they'd like to share with me but that's another post entirely) and they way they portrayed the relationship between them. Stretch makes him feel cozy and safe, and well, good
And stretch, for the most part, doesn't care that fell is different. He doesn't give a shit and he loves him and he fucks him all the same. He doesn't deny fell his adulthood because of his injury (intellectually impaired fell!sans my beloved, the light of my life. The dusk I wish to sleep beneath and dawn I want to wake to. The fields I frolic in and the deep wood I explore) but he does have feelings about it. He does worry that fell can't consent-that he's just statutory raping his partner-but that doesn't stop them for long!
Art by @proxysart-retired but its their old acount, think the new one has the same name tho.
Audio taken from vinn1pez on instagram
Really wish it would have turned out better but hey... what can ya do?
Idk why it's so blurry, you can barely see the animation i did 😭
Not really a ship edit but it can be if you want, i just like their friendship and its hard finding art to use for edits and proxysart art is very pretty
I’ve got an excessive number of ships on the brain right now and I swear I’m gonna cry if I try to think of wholesome scenarios for all of them simultaneously while I listen to d4vd’s ‘here with me’ for much longer
Watching Van Helsing for the first time and I have thoughts and feelings
Disclamers first:
My previous experience with the movie was clip of the masquarade on youtube and some Leather-Jackman encounters on my dash every once in a while.
I only know Dracula and Van Helsing by name and at this point I can’t be bothered to memorize the rest.
My taste in men is questionable and unapologetic, if fancy vampire Count kissed my neck and said he wants me to be his spouse, I would simply fold. Not entirely into the idea of laying clutches of cocoabean-like-gremlin-eggs for him, but we’ll cross that bridge when we get to it I guess.
With that out of the way, let’s begin.
Quick notes during the watch:
1 they gave Jackman machinegun-crossbow and he still can't hit shit with it
2 if Dracula got pegged every once in a while he might be a little less edgy and murdery which would make the world a better place overall
3 Catherine Zeta Jones got even more faisty, corsetty and not-catherine-zeta-jones-y, I guess the budget only had place for one big name
4-derpy little monk with his derpy little sunshine invention and derpy little forshadowing
5-Zeta Jones is surprisingly tan for a Transylvania native.
6-why does everyone seem to want to fuck everyone? To be fair... I too want to fuck most of them. Point taken.
7-if thes had stopped dropping their weapons for one second the plot would have been over in first 30 mins...you mean to tell me that trained killers can't keep a hold on their gun?
8-ofc the bro is the new werewolf but also does his transformation NEED to be such artistic spin-aroundy balerina style? (Also naming the werewolf brother Velkan is about as clever as naming him Remus, Lupin, Remus Lupin, Barker, Wolfer Mc Wolfenstein etc...)
9-nobody in this movie takes fall damage and Dracula has literal gravityhacks. It should be threatening but it is hilarious
10-young Jackman during night rainstorm looks like Orlando Bloom in Pirates of carribean (I refuse to elaborate, just trust me)
11-Vampire kids look like cocoa beans before they hatch. After getting tazed they turn into bat gremlins. Then they feed (?) and turn into hot-wife-in-grayscale material (?) Having larval and mid stage would imply that vampires are some sort of insect which makes them considerably more yucky
12-Gabriel? Is he also a vampire? Serving the church? Is he anti-vampire?
13- *little evil man voice* we have SUCH history Gabriel (we broke up during the crusades and I have gotten three wives to compensate)
14- funky little monk, sorry, a friar, and funky little loopholes
15- not to ruin your happy moment but the roof is still very much on fire and there is still mr Wolfenstein trying to kill you
16- can't turn into a werewolf it you already are one my dear Helsing, yknow. friar found the knight fighting gif...
17- Did she just MOAN? (lowkey same sis)
18- the whole masquarade thing is slightly disturbing but mostly hot
19- he just proposed to her
20- monsterhunter with few levels in rogue, undersood
21- sorry to break it to you love but you will not kill all of them vampires with one flail and rage
22- so he IS werewolferized? Shouldn't that be fixed by rubbing some wolfsbane on him?
23- the group shares one braincell, which is mostly with the friar, sometimes borrowed by van Helsing to keep them alive in the more pragmatic sense
24- so NOBODY touched any of them ‘inconspicous’ wall decorations or translated the latin text on the SUSPICIOUSLY large wall map even though they have been searching for clues for hundereds of years in the house...sure
25- password protected mirror teleport
27- say friend to enter...wait, wrong movie
28- the banter, the writing, god I love this (why should I not kill you? Uhmmm...) also (Cut off his finger...I'll cut off SOMETHING)
29- convenient amount of storms in the area
30- assuming they need a living matter to conduct the electricity couldn't they just strap a jellyfish in the box and be done with it? Does the matter need to be inteligent? If so, how much? Would like Eel level sufice? Was this tested or did he just go like NAAAH NOT DRAMATIC ENOUGH
31- conveniently placed ball of steel-melting acid in a glass jug
32- fidget-spinning-vampires
33- what method of conduction do they use ffor reanimation process? Nobody wants partly fried offsprings or an undercooked batch
34- nobody in this movie takes fall damage...except for poor Igor
35- after a brief pause, Dracula accepted Gabriel as a furry and tried to get back together with him
36- slowest clock ever, since the first strike, they managed to throw eachother around, Zeta Jones befriended the Frankenmonster, defied gravity, killed vampirewife, almost killed the friar, boys had some more toss-around and we’re still not done...
37- we could have been friends, partners, brothers in arms (no homo)
38- convenient cloud for conversation purposes
39- she dead? She dead dead?
40- *sad werewolf noises*(but seriously...after ALL THAT FALLING the thing that kills her is lying down a bit faster on a cussioned sofa??? Seriously?)
41-yep, she dead...lol
Afterthoughts:
1-so what exactly is Van Helsing? Apparently immortal yet neither vam nor were?
2-can't bring myself to care enough about the monster to dive deeper into his very much unresolved ending or story in general but big F for him
3-Zeta Jones got into heaven because Dracula died like three minutes sooner than she did, imagine if the timing was other way around. Gotta love contracts.
4- so is this like post-high fantasy? Lost technology (teleports and cures for werewolfism) and ancient order with access to higher technological level than common folk (Helsing's spinning pizza cutters, machine-bow, the holy sun-granade)? It could also read as steampunk but there is not nerly enough cogs, brown and brass and too much horny, edgy and dark for that I think.
5- Faramir? In this economy? More likely than you think.
6- I couldn’t get the spelling of friar right, so I settled for calling him a fryer during the watch. It didn’t seem right but it looked wrong enough to be something christian. Spellchecked after and I’m glad I did.
7- The soundtrack slaps and the writing is solid, 10/10 would recommend
All Sigma ships are good ships because it gives us more Sigma content. (also includes Sigma/Widow, Sigma/Reaper, Sigma/Junkenstein but I couldn’t fit them lmao) (all ships are based off at least one fan art i’ve seen)
I love this man. He is amazing. I do not own any of these. The most I have personally done in this batch is take a screenshot. Maybe. I picked so many out, I kind of forgot everything. I just wanted to find out everything about Sigma & share it. He reminds me very much of someone who is intensely close to me.