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#gonna schedule this for christmas
palisadewasp · 5 months
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swaggity faggoty christmas to all who celebrate
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invertedspoon · 5 months
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merry crisis
(based on this image)
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standardlovers · 5 months
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"why didnt kevin call the cops??" did you watch the movie. they tell you why. its an actual relevant plot point that the phone lines are down and that the mccallisters cant call the house to check up on him. also the police are useless when theyre called.
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lesbiansanemi · 5 months
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Do you think if I wish hard enough my mom will get electrocuted by a string of Christmas lights and just go up in a cloud of smoke. It’d be a Christmas miracle
#I’m not even DOWN THERE YET and I want to fucking KILL HER#I have to work Christmas Eve and the day after Christmas. I live four hours away from my family#I told her this MANY TIMES I said I’ll drive down after work on Christmas Eve be there Christmas morning but I need to leave by 3-4 to get#home at a reasonable hour so I can have time to unpack/catch up on a couple days of chores/get plenty of sleep#she called me last night and told me she didn’t schedule Christmas stuff until SIX PM#and when I said why tf did you do that I’m not staying that late#she got mad and upset and was like ‘it’s the only time everyone is free :(‘#BUT THEN proceeded to tell me we were having lunch with her HUSBAND’S family at noon#(ppl I am not close with never have been literally don’t talk to)#and everyone I know is like ‘just leave when you said you were going to anyways’#and like yeah I could but then my family is gonna be ENRAGED that I didn’t do Christmas stuff with them#and they’re like ‘well explain that your mom didnt listen to when you said you needed to leave’#but the thing is. no matter what. they’re going to take her side#I should sacrifice my time and comfort to spend time with them because they’re FAMILY#never mind that literally not a SINGLE ONE OF THEM has EVER come up to visit me#IM always expected to drive down there. but that sacrifice doesn’t count it’s not good enough#but if I stay that late I won’t be getting home until AT LEAST midnight or later#cuz my family has no fucking concept of time so if it starts at six that means it doesn’t ACTUALLY start until 7 so most of them might be#there by 8 so I’ll be expected to stay until at least 10 to sufficiently catch up with all of them#I’m going to scream I’m going to cry#if I leave early I’m the awful ungrateful terrible bitch who never comes to see any of them#but none of them could adjust their days by just a few hours to see me before I needed to leave#FOR MY FUCKING JOB !!!!!!!! SOMETHING COMPLETELY OUT OF MY CONTROL#and like the thing is. my piece of shit manipulative bitch mother#I KNOW she did this on purpose#I know she didn’t plan this until six to FORCE me to stay longer because she was mad I wasn’t staying long#(again… because of work… something I can’t control)#so she’s orchestrated this to put me in this position#where I have to suck it up and stay and be exhausted and have tired migraines for a week cuz I get only a couple hours of sleep and then#or leave and make everyone pissed. I hate her so FUCKING much
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hauntedwoman · 6 months
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i need to find another job bc after i paid my credit card bill i literally only have $9 in my account for the next two weeks lol
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halogalopaghost · 5 months
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I was on track to be on time for work for once and chronic tummy ache disease got me literally on my way out the door. Abject misery. Despair. Twelve dead five million injured
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rumblemodels · 1 year
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rotationalsymmetry · 5 months
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...this may get me burned at the stake. But part of having body autonomy as a value is. Believing people get to diet if they want.
I mean, I don't think it's particularly effective, I don't think being thinner is better than being fatter, and I think there's a whole lot to criticize in terms of social pressure to be thin and the organizations that make money off of social pressure to be thin. If anyone wants my advice, I recommend going after whatever you want to get out of dieting in a different way, HAES or focusing on dressing well at your current weight or hanging out with other fat people to improve your self-image or whatever.
But also. Like.
It's a bit like makeup, ok? Someone's getting rich off of it. It causes harm when it's socially/economically mandatory or not doing it is penalized. And also, the people insisting that it's internalized misogyny to wear lipstick or whatever are assholes and are incorrect and should not be listened to. I mean, I do think dieting is substantially more harmful than wearing cosmetics. But people do get to decide to do harmful things to their bodies.
People should be able to diet if they choose, in the same way that people should be able to go on HRT if they want, or get an abortion if they want/if that's the least bad option for them, or do drugs if they want/if that's the least bad option for them, or get tattoos or die their hair, or refuse medical treatment they think is inappropriate for them, or any of the rest of it. People should be able to diet if they choose in the same way that people should be able to decide for themselves how to run their love life and whether to have kids or not. People should be able to diet like sex work should be legal and unstigmatized. It's all the same package.
People should be able to diet if they choose -- I don't just mean without legal restrictions or whatever but also without social stigma -- for the same reason that people should be able to not diet or otherwise attempt to lose weight no matter how fat they are. Because what an individual does with their body should not be determined by committee. Or by mob rule. Or by the people who shoved you into lockers in sixth grade. Or by very superficially nice or apparently smart people who are sure they know what's best for everyone because reasons. OK?
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short-and-ugly · 5 months
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Allergic to miss bitters hot plate of festive cunt. What medication do you take for that?
I actually happen to take the most effective medication of all for it, dearest friendly friend of mine! hammer. straight to the head
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real-life-cloud · 7 months
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im GOING to write today ........ i WILL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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hirayarts · 2 years
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my takes on goldie & scrooge... i just took what i liked from multiple sources + some headcanons and put em together
i have an elaborate headcanon for goldie's hair where she was born naturally blonde, but after a while it starts greying. goldie doesn't like getting reminded that she's Getting Old, so she dyes it back to blonde. after the fountain episode, i think she's more comfortable with that now, so she lets it grey out again and doesn't dye it any more. hence the grey roots but blonde tips
height gap because i like the idea of goldie being taller and "christmas on the wheels" kinda did that already, i just leaned into it more
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guromaws · 1 year
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>Do not use or repost this artwork. Character belongs to me.
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thescoopstroopers · 5 months
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GUYS look what I got for my ornament Pollyanna 😍😍😍
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moonfurthetemmie · 5 months
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happy new years guys. my New Year’s resolution is to eat candy and play games and graduate without exploding or imploding. No ‘ploding in general.
Unless it’s because I’m full of candy; that’s fine.
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astral-athame · 5 months
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((Okay! Gonna watch this video then do a handful of replies (on here and Rogue's account) before I do other stuff.
I'm currently trying to figure out how to balance things, like the new job, still trying to get things in order (we might have been done unpacking by now but my sister has been almost constantly sick with one thing or another since we moved- one of the joys of living near our niece and nephew during cold and flu season ^^;). I think I'll have both Friday and Monday off, and maybe part / most of next week, too. So that time is going to be split between trying to catch up on some replies and also trying to get at least my bedroom in order since I've been so focused on doing the main rooms ^^;
Love ya'll~))
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fandoms-writings · 6 months
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i love my mom but sometimes i really just wanna -
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