#gone with the queue

[incorrectsprolden]

hi friends!

i’ve only had this blog for a day or two, but WOW! thank you all so much for the love and support <3 you can always submit requests/quotes you’d like to see— if you feel comfortable

*all of these were found on pinterest: credits goes to the original creators*

they’re everything to me (real)

#rambles #gone with the queue

[criminalmindsgonewrong]

[at emily's funeral] rossi: i need a moment alone with her bau: of course rossi, leaning over the coffin: ok listen up you little shit i know you're not really dead emily: yeah no shit

#criminal minds #criminal minds gone wrong #incorrect criminal minds quotes #emily prentiss #ba-queue #david rossi

[diabolicdetective]

don’t worry, he’s okay.

#Lockwood and co #anthony lockwood #lucy carlyle #locklyle #Lockwood & co #lockwood and co fanart #lockwood & co fanart #gonna queue up some drawings while i’m gone at school! #anyway delirious lockwood my beloved #damsel in distress lockwood my beloved #lucy is so pissed at him

[angellurgy]

#queue #'d for in a week when im gone #one last shitty poem #whatever. #someday. together. if only.

[a-game-is-the-foot]

Ok so if you've not lived in Britain at all this might be confusing. Let me explain why even this is getting my little republican heart excited.

So the former parasite is now lying in state in Westminster Hall; this 1000 year old hall in the parliamentary complex next to Big Ben. This is fairly standard for senior royals, prime ministers, and other such high status/high fame people in the UK.

What isn't fairly standard is for a huge queue sweeping through central London of people wanting to see the coffin lying in state.

But us Brits, we love to queue. Or at least, indulge the love side of a love/hate relationship with it on a regular basis. It keeps things in order for us, it helps us make sense of the big things and the small things in life. We have clear cut rules. We understand when it's appropriate to hold a space and when it's appropriate to cut in (only if your life depended on it). We would happily queue forever to get into heaven.

But look at this mother...

Look at that beast. It's the mother of all queues. The queue to end all queues. It's our Everest. As a nation, we've been training for this day. It's already about 5 miles long and I don't think they have capacity beyond 6.9 miles.

You can't cut in. You can't rejoin The Queue. You can only briefly leave The Queue for the loo or the water fountain at the designated refreshment zones which are very few and far between. You can't hold a spot for someone. It will continue 24/7. There are few places to sit or sleep. It will crawl at an impossibly slow but infuriatingly steady pace due to security at the finish line. You will be queueing for an estimated 30 hours. 30 hours of little food/drink/loo breaks/sleep.

The Queue is already a celebrity in its own right. Its volunteers will be lauded as heroes. They've been told to look out for people struggling and in need of medical help. This is NOT for the young, the old, the disabled, the pregnant, or the faint of heart.

And the prize? A couple of minutes looking at a (possibly empty) box containing the corpse of a 96 year old woman.

This is ludicrous and I am LIVING for it. The one good thing about this mess of a week. This so epic, so British high stakes/low impact sport.

#we've gone truly mad #the queue #british royal family #queen elizabeth #queen elizabeth ii #uk politics #london #royals #royal family

[sweeetestcurse]

Deacon St. John 31/??

#daysgoneedit #deacon st. john #gamingedit #videogameedit #gifs #days gone #my gifs #queue

[dawningfairytale]

"do you think i care that you buried and left me, defiled my body?" uh yeah max, i do. especially considering you were going to kill steph in your revenge, who is neither nerdy nor a prude. the only way you want to be "defiled" is by sex. respect.

#npmd spoilers #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #anyway 'who will pray for me/when i'm gone/or is this the eternal dark without a dawn' is a banger lyric and is super poetic #besides they didn't push max off the edge!!! he felled!!! #max jagerman #on my sugar queue

[disgustinggf]

How you manage to be on this hellsite 24/7 365 is beyond me

my account runs on a queue 90% of the time lol ive said it so many times

#900 posts in my queue rn so thats like. over a month worth of posts. i could be gone for a month n you would nvr know lol #asks

[colorfuldragons]

orchid/bubblegum/mantis

#flight rising #scrying workshop #now ive gone thru the pride scries queue i can finally post scries of all the genes released in june #or well. all of them except brightshine. im sorry brightshine fans i couldnt figure out anything interesting with it

[vasiliapetrovna]

#friedrich bhaer #little women 1994 #memes #this was the first thing i thought when i saw the post #queue to where no man has gone before

[dogposts]

you can submit pictures or videos of your dogs here

#my queue is locked and loaded. #ive gone through 200/1065 submissions so far #oh yeah - submit your dogs !!

[criminalmindsgonewrong]

victim: what does ssa stand for?

morgan: super sexy agent

reid: somewhat superior academically

jj: sanity slowly abating

emily: secret service assasin

hotch: please stop

#criminal minds #criminal minds gone wrong #incorrect criminal minds quotes #emily prentiss #aaron hotchner #jennifer jareau #ba-queue #spencer reid #derek morgan

[delimeful]

im considering the timeline and theres a strong chance that if wibar virgil comes home this scene could happen

friend, scarily casually: wow. you like.. perfectly missed the pandemic.

virgil: im sorry i missed the what

😭😭😭 earth is not beating the deathworld allegations

#virgil: i was gone for FIVE MINUTES-- #covid19 #wibar #asks #anonymous #ts virgil #queue

[djservo]

liberal arts students

#i meant to queue something while i was gone sorry HI!!! #ts4 #ts4 cas

[amphibianaday]

Ok but what if

Koolasuchus in custom-made plate armor (because he lacks actual armor)

day 1056

#amphibian #koolasuchus #prehistoric amphibian #described in alt text #welp here's the real pose guess ill delete the copy #so weird it said my queue was empty yet this post was gone #then suddenly its posted? ok #anyways this was really fun to draw :)

[utilitycaster]

Honestly one of the more damning but also funny aspects of the most obnoxious and harassment-prone im*dna shippers is that their blog will invariably have posts calling Percy/Vex or Fjord/Jester (or, both) miserable toxic trash and hoping they end in bitter divorce and then they'll be like "LAURA EVERY CAMPAIGN LIKE I WILL LOVE YOU NO MATTER WHAT! y'all are idiots for thinking Imogen and Laudna could ever break up! Laura only does loving, wholesome, and dedicated relationships and would never do that."

#honestly my theory why my anons are so fixated on me being hypocritical is because they're hoping to distract from their own hypocrisy #the main reason i haven't gone into it is because it would require too many screenshots #queue #cr tag #god it is really funny to watch these shippers invoke percy and vex and fjord and jester though #like. aside from the glaring differences re: Laura's character's attitude towards the dark powers involved and the use thereof #it's like *brando voice* you come into my house on the day fjord and jester are to be married and