youve heard of sex flowers get ready for the flower that makes you into a celestial shoujo herione complete with particle effects you cannot turn the fuck off and creates a wifebeam so powerful it can incapacitate and maim and keeps making you burst into tears and fall on your ass which makes the wifebeam More Powerful and you also cannot turn this off either.
and is also still, sort of, a sex flower
from one of my favorite fanfictions, Celestial Afterglow by elanor_pam, a fic that defies description in the best possible way
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I’m not sure there’s a scene in television history more fucking tragic than Jesse sobbing in Walt’s arms in the flophouse.
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rowan vs of episode 5 little showcase
if youre like 'but ro i didnt see you gif the kitchen jerkoff' its because tumblr refused to show it to anyone & i'm still too bitter to keep trying
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really been struggling with finding good mindless queer audiobooks to distract myself with lately. today i started not one but two different poorly written fantasy romances where the main characters bone within 24 hours of meeting each other (one of them was literally 5 minutes after meeting). allos are wild
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