#god i am pissed off.

[munamania]

#already seeing annoying things about my best friend pj bottoms. hear me out. dontttttttt care. where’s fun people #bottoms movie #bottoms 2023 #yellowjackets #jennifer’s body #derry girls #sorry i’m like looking to piss people off be sude #*because i am soooooo tired of listening to people talk about any media #that does not center men. and especially in the ones that do #shut up <3 like please for the love of god #sorry if someone’s done this already

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 101

 The Fentons have created a machine! A wonderful machine that will reveal a ghost’s true form! So that everyone will see their trickery! They’ll see that the monsters they really are! 

 Now, to know what all went wrong, one would have to know some things about the ghost zone, and more specifically the area the Fentons had managed to punch through to. 

 For one, ghosts do not age like humans. Oh they might take a form similar to that of their death, which may appear as an adult or teen or something similar, but with how they can only die by the complete destruction of their core, theoretically a ghost could live forever once formed. 

 In fact, the equivalent of eighteen years for a ghost was one-hundred realms-years dead. And those years don’t always sync up with the years of the living world that one might open a door into. Thankfully, the Fenton’s world, being one of those synced closer to the Realms, only had a time dilation of a few seconds. 

 That being said, the area their portal had ripped into was incredibly rich in ectoplasm. And areas like that, were where newborn ghosts were formed and arrived. A ghost daycare of sorts, almost akin to a toddler area of the zone. 

 Which meant that when they shoot the Phantom-menace and other pesky ghosts to revert them into their true form, it isn’t exactly monsters that appear. Instead, there are now several ghost toddlers- or in the phantom-trio’s case literal babies- flying around. Very unhappy ghost toddlers. 

 What a horrible time for the Justice League to arrive. Though perhaps some would say it was actually perfect timing. 

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #all the rogues are bby #Danny is also bby #Justice League: Oh my god are these alien children why are there so many #Justice League: WHY ARE PEOPLE SHOOTING AT THE BABIES #Justice League dark is going to be freaking out #What do you Mean the government is hunting baby Realms beings?! #Do you *want* to piss off primordial beings holding worlds together because that'd do it! #Danny: *BitesYouBitesYouBitesYouBitesYouBitesYouBitesYou* #Toddler Box ghost & Lunch lady: W-what if we... held hands a-and shared a sandwich- #TT about Skulker: THE BABY HAS A GUN- OVER! #“What?!” #TT: I will give you this lolipop for that gun #TT as Skulker cocks the gun: Or not this is a robbery now #Technus: I AM DA MASTER OF TECH-MOLOGY! #JL who just hear toddler baby babble: Aw Cyborg he likes you

[starry-bi-sky]

i have been unmedicated for the entirety of spring break and thus have had little interest in writing this down, but i have been thinking about this for the entire week (as well as a dpdc clone danny au that resulted in it becoming its entirely separate batman au that includes a teenage vigilante bruce wayne, an ocarina, and me entirely incapable of making a batman au without making bruce dirt poor but we're not talking about that) and so i've finally went 'fuck it' and forcibly grabbed my laptop. I will get this done in one sitting even if it kills me.

BUT. This is about neither clone^2 danny nor about who i am calling Ocarina Batman. This is about my Danyal Al Ghul Au and more SPECIFICALLY it's me thinking about his relationship with Sam and Tucker specifically.

Tucker and Sam? Adore this asshole (affectionate) with every fiber of their being. And it is very much a reciprocated feeling, but Danny's thoughts will not be delved into much other than he would kill for them.

Tucker? The only person currently capable of getting a deep, loud, belly laugh out of Danny. Sam can get him to smile and to laugh, but it's the kind that's a chuckle-under-the-breath. The quiet, looks-down-while-huffing laughter. Snorts once with laughter and then grins stupidly.

But Tucker? Tucker can crack a slew of stupid jokes and Danny will be incapacitated for the next five minutes because he's laughing so hard that he can't breath. He lands one well-timed pun or quip and Danny will be close to tears. His laughter is their favorite sound in the whole world.

Sam is lowkey jealous of this ability, and she's gotten a belly laugh out of Danny a few times. But alas, it is Tucker who wields this power and has gotten it the most times out of the two of them.

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They're also both physically affectionate with Danny as much as possible. It started roughly around when they were 12-ish, a year since they befriended Danny, and they noticed that he sought after touch but never seemed to initiate (and was in some ways repulsed by it). They started slowly being more touchy with him. Hooking a finger around his to lead him somewhere, tapping his wrist, looping arms. Little touches, grabs, etc, to get him used to it, and once he started doing it back they started increasing it.

It's gotten to a point where he will now just. Lay on them. Like a lizard sunbathing on a rock. Leaning on their backs when they're sitting in class before the bell rings, his chin on their heads. He'll talk about anything with his arms looped around their shoulders.

If they're sitting on a couch at either of their houses, he'll lay his legs on theirs. Him and Tucker will press their feet against the other's and try and push against them (newsflash: Danny always wins, Tucker claims its the ghost strength but Danny's been winning since before his accident)

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Naturally, both Sam and Tucker know where Danny keeps his weapons on his person, and are allowed to grab them off of him if they need it. His only requirement is that they don't lose his weapons if they take it and forget to return it immediately.

They both understand how big of a thing this is from Danny, and so they do their best to treat his weapons with a lot of respect and care because they know its his way of saying he trusts them.

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Sam and Tucker are so fond of Danny it's insane. Like fr. That's their goddamn best friend, and they are so protective of him. Emotionally, physically, you name it. They will tear the head off a grown man if they need to, Danny's had scars since he arrived in Amity Park and Sam and Tucker both are going to find the person who put them there and make them pay for it.

One time, Tucker overheard a bunch of upperclass girls speaking nastily about Danny and about the rumors surrounding him, calling him names like 'freak', 'monster', etc. Danny was with him and heard it, and seemingly appeared unbothered by it, even telling Tucker that he was used to such rumors.

Tucker was so furious that hacked into the school system later that night and tanked those girls grades. They were kicked out of their clubs and had to go to mandatory tutoring for the rest of the year. He made sure to leave some way of letting them know it was him who did it.

And Sam doesn't like using her money for things, doesn't like abusing that wealth. So instead, whenever her parents talk bad about Danny, she causes a media incident that has her parents scrambling to deal with. She does something wild, outrageous by her parents' standards.

She heard some boys on the basketball team making fun of Danny once, similar to those girls had. She kicks up a fuss about something eco-unfriendly at school and forcibly holds a protest on the same day of the big home basketball game, forcing them to cancel the event and reschedule to a visiting school.

She anonymously donates money so that there's new uniforms for the team but oops! Looks like she "forgot" to donate enough money for them to get uniforms for all the team members, and strangely enough those boys in particular didn't get them! Looks like they'll have to wait until more money gets donated for the basketball team to get their new, nice uniforms. The old ones look so ratty in comparison, right?

And since the football team gets most of the sport money, that might just take awhile. And if (and when) they kick up a fuss? oops! Off the basketball team you go, :) such unsportsman-like behavior is unfit for the team.

(The only good thing about how corrupt the school system is is that she can use it to her advantage too.)

The both of them know that Danny suspects them for the sudden misfortune falling on these people, but he doesn't call them out on it. He's kinder than he used to be, but not kind enough to vouch for people who speak badly of him. Sometimes, he might just congratulate them on not getting caught.

Because Danny is their wonderful, hurt friend with a "slightly" Blue and Orange Moral code, and enough scars that people have been calling him a criminal (and worse) since he arrived in Amity Park when he was ten. And they'll be damned if he gets hurt anymore.

#dpxdc #dp x dc #danny fenton is not the ghost king #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc crossover #dpdc #danyal al ghul #its kinda hard to get my thoughts in order bc i am ✨unmedicated✨ rn BUT #this is the gist of it #i could wax poetic about how much sam and tucker adore danny as their friend but alas. the wax is not waxing. it is stuck to the paper #and i am chipping it off with my nail and its getting stuck under it. #ocarina batman has been in my head since friday someone come sedate me. him and pit fighter batman too. who is ALSO a piss poor teenage #bruce wayne who instead of a vigilante and villains is a PIT FIGHTER. he fights blindfolded thats why he's called the bat #ocarina batman's Look is if you combined punk + assassins creed aesthetic together and then gave it an ocarina #the ocarina is because i thought it'd be cool if its how he and robin communicated across long distances bc they didnt have comms #because they are ✨poor✨ and live in a one room apartment in crime alley. #and also the mental image of him sitting on. rooftop ledge in the rain playing 'song of storms' from LoZ was too fantastic to ignore #like bro imagine hearing that as a criminal. you're off doing shady shit with your gang and in the distance you hear the faint and #haunting melody of an ocarina. two of them in a call and response duet. and its getting closer. and you cannot find where #siren type shit fr fr #look he has the assassins creed hood and a long ass coat that has spikes on the end that when flared out looks like the silhouette of a bat #on fucking GOD i am this 👌 close to finding an artist doing commissions to make this for me. i am frothing at the mouth #he is 17-19 years old with his little brother-son Robin. Logically Robin is Dick but in my heart of hearts the first Robin is Jason #and he has perfected the art of getting his older brother to play songs on the pan flute for him. long pitchy whine on his own ocarina #the familiar childlike 'pleeeaaaaaaase?' and he knows he's won when there is a 10s silence on the other end before his brother plays #a lullaby. #look up 'sailor moon - pan flute (relaxing) on youtube' and when there's the thumbnail of two green skinned aliens with long blue and pink #hair. click on it. THAT is the song Bruce plays. #hhhhhhhhhhh frothing at the mouth over this au sooo fucking badly

[sergle]

screams... tell me why I just spent an hour looking at the Ned Alleged Cheating Scandal tweets

#I'M NOSY OH GOD i really like knowing everything abt this type of thing #I still actually watch the try guys so this is INSANE i'm gonna shit my pants. he was my least favorite anyway #but I am PISSING #sergle.txt #it's alleged so ehhHHHH but. i will say. the My Wife thing does come off as performative to me #and that's gonna be true whether or not this is real. but cmon... don't make your relationship your brand #bc the ebbs and flows in a relationship happen and you still have to My Wife it up for the camera. and it's all fake #if KEITH cheated though I'd kill myself

[loptrcoptr]

The blue eye samurai fandom, for some reason

#I am once again asking if the kids are alright bc it doesn’t really seem like they are #friendly reminder that mizu kills people ny guys including unarmed randos and one unlucky teenager pissing his pants in a corner #but sure Taigen is irredeemable. lay off my emotional support blorbo. #blue eye samurai #taigen #and hey I love Akemi a buttload but she has at least nine lives or something no way would getting robbed in the woods #running off to a brothel and getting re kidnapped go half as well for anyone else #no one ever took advantage of her it’s incredible I’m glad and all but my god those were stupid risks to take #I’m so looking forward to her political intrigue character arc but let’s not act like she hasn’t done some dumbass shit #and Mizu’s a fucking mercenary. does she kill for money? no but she killed for information and she’ll kill anyone in her way to get what she #wants. taigen as far as we know has only killed peoples in duels and fights. he’s not out ganking randos. #the point of this show is that this is not your average cartoon and none of these characters are average black or white types #everyone’s grey and it’s all delicious #enjoy it.

[lunasglow]

don’t normally do this, but I think everyone should mass spam/report this account on Pinterest.

I can’t go ANYWHERE on the Rhaenyra Targaryen tag without their screenshots off of twitter (some of them calling Rhaenyra a whore) absolutely flooding it.

#like I’m actually pissed off #why am I seeing argon ii on the Rhaenyra tag #AND THEYRE TWITTER SCREENSHOTS LIKE MY GOD AT LEAST BE CREATIVE #hotd #house of the dragon #team black #rhaenyra targaryen #anti team green #pro team black

[thenothlng]

in theatres um......... never

#w101 #wizard101 #lemuria spoilers #⭐️ : bea #🌌 : dasein #🎨 : my art #OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH my god im so happy i finished this lol #OH AND IF ANYONE WANTS TO DO THE ID FOR THIS POST PLS DO BY ALL MEANS im bad at. describing. visuals. so if anyone wants to please do #i literally started this last night at like. 3 am teehee *twitches at you* #i would watch this noir detective romance and im sure it would make me cry at LEAST 2 time #oooo my god im so normal about this :3 thumb up #the text was pissing me off... it looks ugly... no it doesnt ^_^

[felizusnavidad]

i am taking over lin manuel miranda tag, pjo fandom get the fuck out of here if you have nothing good to say

#you guys are so insufferable #i swear to god this is the worst fandom ever #i am not talking about all of you but all those hate comments are pissing me off #you are not funny #you are annoying #you are ruining all the fun for those who actually enjoy it #and all those “i would also turn evil if he was my father” jokes are not funny #you guys know that he actually has kids right? shame on you #why do you have to be so mean? #you don't have to like him but wasting your energy on this is just fucking dumb #go touch some grass and leave this man alone #pjo #lin manuel miranda #but sincerely can you hear me?*

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

Anyone else have near-perfect executive function at work; but at home, have literally no energy or motivation to do anything except lie in a dark room, with something in or on your ears for several hours?

#It’s got to be the schedule keeping me on task at work #I love microdosing strict routines (not having an actual routine for the day; but having routines for small tasks #which piss me off if I can’t carry them out precisely the way I planned) #For instance: If I’m asked to paperclip a bunch of stuff together with multicolored paperclips of various sizes #I cannot just indiscriminately pick paperclips from the container because that is WRONG and ILLEGAL #The colors must fit the theme of the assignments; and the colors must alternate in a specific order #and the paperclips must all be the same size #If I’m asked to dump out and clean containers of writing utensils I am going to sort them by type and color #whether you like it or not #Black permanent markers have their own container in a different section from the blue permanent markers #Dry-erase markers are not to be mixed with permanent markers because they are easily confused and it is WRONG and ILLEGAL #Do not fuck with the system. It’s the only organizational skill I have and by fucking GOD I’m going to use it in EXCESS #I stuff and fill out envelopes the exact same way every time because if I do it any other way it is WRONG and ILLEGAL #The stamp always goes on last to minimize monetary waste if there is a mistake #Now you’d think my room is squeaky clean and organized because of how particular I am about these small tasks #Right? Right? #NO IT IS NOT. It looks like a bomb went off. Cleaning the room is a big task which cannot be accomplished within two hours #therefore I have discarded it as anything I need a routine for because it would take too long to come up with #and it is very hard for me to do things like that without instructions or a sense of consistency #So I simply don’t #“After five years the dust doesn’t get any worse” correct; but the mold certainly does #I am convinced half my problems with organization as a kid would have been solved if I just had a hamper #“We have a clothes chute; you don’t need a hamper” Maybe you don’t but I DO #I want one now; but I’m going to use it as incentive to get an apartment #because that’s another thing I need to smuggle and I have too much already

[stiffyck]

watching a video about AI "art" and im losing braincells over some of these people oh my god

#the way someone ACTUALLY SAID THEYRE NEVER PAYING ANY ARTIST AGAIN AND ARE THANKFUL TO AI???? #FUCK YOU #i dont wanna do art professionally #i just draw for fun and for myself #but GOD THERE ARE SO MANY ARTISTS LOSING THEIR JOBS OVER AI #AND SOME POEPLE THINK ITS A GOOD THING #FUCKING WHAT!!!!! FUCK YOU #i hate ai art and i hate anyone who fucking tries to defend it #get off my blog #we support artists here #if you cant comission an artist because you dont have the money THATS FINE!!! IM NOT MAD BECAUSE YOURE NOT THROWING MONEY AT ARTISTS #IM MAD THAT BIG COMPANIES AND PEOPLE WHO CAN AFFORD TO PAY ARTISTS USE AI SO THEY DONT HAVE TO PAY ACTUAL FUCKING ARTISTS #IDK IF IM MAKING SENSE BUT GOD FUCKING DAMNIT AM I SO MAD #stiff talk #stiff angy #new tag #for me getting pissed over shit

[steveharrington]

i am not being dramatic when i say shit like this is setting women back by like decades. conflating The Feminine with belief in fucking astrology and outright saying “women’s strengths are in spirit and emotion, not science” is literally feeding into hardcore misogynistic talking points that devalue and discredit women as people capable of thinking and applying our brains, and the fact that women are now being tricked into taking pride in these talking points is beyond insane. and this is becoming so widespread on the internet as women start embracing bullshit like “divine feminine energy” and this concept that anyone who disagrees or challenges beliefs like astrology is an automatic misogynist. it’s so genuinely scary and disturbing to me how normalized and engrained this has become online, it’s tricking young girls into thinking their only strengths are “in the emotional and spiritual 🙏🏻” and it’s a dangerous path like i’m so serious

#god i’m so pissed off like i can’t even describe how disgusted i am

[remyfire]

The fact that I know BJ is reveling in this, Mr. What-About-Me himself, that he loves having all the power. Embarrassing man.

#there's a lot to take in actually which is first of all hawkeye did not come up with the nickname beej himself #or if he did then he wasn't the first one ever to use it like it is not unique to him #leo is using it here and you know that is pissing hawkeye the FUCK off #also let's talk again about the fact that leo has been here for TWO YEARS #he's been here as long as hawk at this point #bj you have been here for so little in comparison don't be pitching a fit and making him miss his flight #god i love when bj is just the worst person alive i am eating him #third of all this reeks of sub begging his dom to let him have his toys back leo is so pouty about it like this is NOT the first time #leo bardonaro #bj hunnicutt #hawkeye pierce #m*a*s*h #mashposting #mashblogging #last laugh #s6e4

[awetistic-things]

What are your initial thoughts or feelings about the concept of transautism?

hey 👋🏼

i spent the last 25 minutes searching up everything about transautism, including the infamous carrd (and i may have gotten consistent C’s in science, but i’m not sure they got the brain stuff right in the q&a section)

my first feelings were mainly that of confusion, then i got pissed off, and now i just feel pity

honestly it’s very strange because if you feel like you are autistic (regardless if you get told you’re not), then why don’t you just say you’re autistic? the implification of the “trans” (meaning transforming into being) in this specific context for “transautism” means they know they aren’t autistic on some level, yet they want to be or they feel like they should be

i’ve looked up transautism blogs on tumblr to try to get an idea for why it is they want to be autistic and the main reason keeps being something around self-exploration and celebrating “different” types of neurodiversity

but another reason, which is very, very interesting to me, is some kind of dysphoria

there’s this blog that gives out advice to any transabled individual and people often describe feeling pain either (or both) psychologically and physically because of the lack of something they feel should be there (or something that shouldn’t be there, as i’ve seen with people who identify as transamputees)

this has led me to believe that there’s definitely something wrong, probably not autism, but definitely something

i mean, the lengths some of these people go to is quite literally reducing their quality of life

and, i saw many autistic people online call out transautism blogs with heavy criticism or just insults, which is very understandable don’t get wrong, but i truly just feel so concerned

like transautism isn’t good, it isn’t healthy, at all

at first i literally thought some people had munchausen's syndrome, but then i realized that if you have munchausen's syndrome, then you aren’t supposed to know? because you just have it, not just want to have it

i genuinely want these people to get some type of help that works for them, because this is just sad

and for all the autistic people that get super angry at transautism individuals, i suggest blocking any blogs and blacklisting related terms, because even if calling them out feels good, it really doesn’t do anything other than tire you out and piss you off

#don’t bothering interacting with them #i’ve seen many people try #and even more people fail #plus you’ll just get pissed off #i am just so concerned though #i mean god #that’s just #wow #autism #autistic #actually autistic #asd #autism spectrum disorder #on the spectrum #gonna tag this with transautism so people who have it blacklisted don’t have to see it #transautism #if i can fucking spell it goddamn

[bandzboy]

valorant released a non binary agent who uses they/them pronouns and as expected from these incel gamer men they are misgendering them and saying being disrespectful and it has been impossible for me to watch any streamer play valorant or play clove (the agent in question) without someone in chat misgendering them and i understand that some people might get wrong it and then apologize but when you are typing in chat and you choose to type out "she" and you KNOW the character goes by they/them pronouns i am just assuming you are doing it on purpose. bc it's one thing to get it wrong when you are speaking irl and you say the wrong pronouns without thinking but on the internet and you typing and you decide to type out she or her when referring to them while riot made explicit that they use they/them pronouns while the mods in chat keep saying they use these pronouns and this whole release is about them being non binary like i am sorry at this point i am just assuming you are a piece of shit and you are doing it on purpose it's hard to give these people the benefit of the doubt when it has been said time and time again what they identify as what pronouns they use it's EXHAUSTING

#i am not even non binary and this is pissing me off so bad #like there's so much leniency a person can give #this information has been shown to you time and time again #and you still decide to type out she it's like man.... #it's genuinely tiring #i can't enjoy valorant anymore bc these people are pissing me off #i can't understand it at this point it's hard for me to do so 😭 #it's either them misgendering them or some in chat coming in and saying it's confusing and it makes no sense #in a comms like bro you are learning to play this game #where you have characters with multiple abilities and you need good aim to practice it #but learning pronouns is what is hard like?? #PISSING ME OFF #anyways... god #tris.txt

[melrosing]

anyway in an absolutely wild turn of events I think I’m free of my hideous job and like. substantially richer for it??? lmao 2023 you really owed me

#ok so this a lot of personal shit but I’m just gonna incredulously vent into the tags #like I don’t even know how to describe what 2023 in this job has been like lol #since April they’ve been insulting and scrutinising and scapegoating me over absolutely everything #they were really angling for just firing me outright for never measuring up to their constantly shifting and increasingly bizarre goalposts #and it got so personal man they kept insisting that it wasn’t but my god #then my dad gets sick and it suddenly becomes awkward for them to keep insulting and overworking me #so they switch to just ignoring me entirely so they don’t have to reckon w what me and my family are going through #like they never ask how he is or how things are going just every Friday they say hey do you reckon you can take more work on again? #and THEN I get a gut infection and suddenly im being guilt tripped for taking sick leave and pestered for evidence #it was giving like ‘we had to give you time off for your dad but now you’re taking the piss’ #to the point I DID reach out to a third party at the company and was like ‘I’m sorry but why the fuck are they treating me like this’ #and she was like ‘confidentially this is disgusting and I advise you to report it’ #WHEN SUDDENLY I get back from sick leave and it’s like ‘the business is falling short so we have to make some redundancies….’ #and now they’ve had to pay me a SUBSTANTIAL sum to fuck off!!! I think I win??? #like I was so close to quitting but thank god I didn’t because now I’m getting a sweet deal to fuck off with no notice lmao #i leave end of the month #at first I was shocked like y’all really doing this now??? but suddenly I’m like. this is the best possible thing that could’ve happened #I spoke to that third party again and she was like ‘I am so happy for you’ like omfg it was a curveball but we’ll take it!!! #I’m fucking outta here and in due course I WILL be writing on glassdoor how fucked they are

[meadowsofmay]

entering raishan arc and getting really worried with the comments being way too eager to support her just because they absolutely loathe one or a bunch of main characters. and have zero understanding that raishan expected to be attacked verbally and, possibly, physically and knows her way around insults because she is fucking ancient and she is a fucking deceiver and she is too focused on her goal to spend her emotional resources on a bunch of kids that want to let the steam out on her.

#may c1 watch through #ep 73 #and i know I shouldn't spend my resources on these comments that are as old as the world #but holy fuck #i am mad and pissed off and did these people even enjoy the show or they were just persistently eating the cactus? #i have absolutely zero empathy for raishan and i understand some of the party members being irrational #because NOT EVERYONE COPES THEIR SAME #for gods sake #raishan #percy de rolo #vax'ildan #vex'ahlia #grog strongjaw #pike trickfoot #keyleth of the air ashari #scanlan shorthalt #chroma conclave #vox machina #critical role