All the Star Trek pilots are just a little bit unhinged and I respect the hell out of that. Sulu? Sword-carrying gun collector. Data? Dude literally walked into the ocean. Wesley? Special magic space boy. Paris? Flyboy stereotype extraordinaire. Mayweather? Almost died on screen from rock climbing. Ortegas? The great bird of the galaxy only knows what she'll get up to.
Heres the deal, you get to sleep with any idol of your choosing but you have to fight the rest of their group Scott Pilgrim style to do it. Who do you go for and do you think you could pull it off 🎮
I have come at this from many angles and considered many facets and traits and all that good stuff AND I THINK I'M GONNA FIGHT EVERYONE IN EXID TO TRY AND SMASH SOLJI
and I think I'd be FINE versus the other four lmaooo
i read a pinescone fic recently abt wirt being the anti-beast by leading lost children out of the woods and it drove me insane and i suddenly started thinking abt my pinescone early aughts university au and. wirt instinctually leading people away from being lost without realizing. going into psych to become a guidance counselor/therapist. working part time at the library and directing people to the right section- he always seems to have the right recommendation for someone going through a hard time. his lights shine a bit brighter than everyone else’s, and his window on the top floor faces the woods, so anyone in the forest can see campus in the dark and find their way home. he frequents the lost and found- his laundry always seems to spawn socks that his floor mates lost four years ago. he’s always getting stopped by visiting families and freshmen for directions- he thinks he just walks too slow and looks approachable, no matter how much he scowls. he walks shortcuts over hills and through groves of trees and finds the ground below him a bit more worn than normal every time. wirt is a beacon to the lost and hopeless without even knowing it. even when he is at his loneliest, he is always being followed and always being watched.
did you know that cpr has like a 7.6% survival rate (starting from out of hospital->discharge from hospital alive) on a non-traumatic cardiac arrest? (which is what it was created for)
did you know that cpr has a <1% survival rate on traumatic cardiac arrest? and in fact, cpr is often contraindicated on trauma arrest patients due to the fact that if there's bleeding, that there's no blood to circulate back to the heart?
if you're between 26-34 you were contractually obligated to be obsessed with a poorly acted canadian young adult's television show for a period of no less than 3 years