#go to bed hoe

[westonsims00]

IT’S MY BIRTHDAY TODAY

🎂

And I had a whole, cute post planned out and everything…

But I threw my back out and will not be updating for a while. 😭😭

Celebrating from my bed as I lather my whole body in Icy Hot and contemplate the whore activity that put me in this position…

#westonsims00 #y’all…if you over 30 go ahead and just put that leg down #LMFAOOO #better yet…pop a unisom and go to bed #😂😂 #hoe in your dreams

[saruin]

so the pornbots are in the tags now

so that's fun

#i'm going to bed #if I have to see another naked ass hoe without my consent imma scream

[da-riya]

Do hate how being young is associated with being active and outgoing, so chillin on your phone or PC makes you seem unable to live up to some imagined youthfulness

#like okay I get it boomers lived in the fields and farms and sure we should be more active and everything #Just uuurgh... God. Sometimes you're just in bed. Sometimes you're just sick. Sometimes you're just doing stuff #But nooooo we have to go break our backs with a hoe to grow a shit harvest of potatos or plant more trees that will die on their own in May #I know I'm a urbanist fuck but still... What's the point of this wannabe farm LARP if you're going to buy storebought anyways?

[slutswarm]

also on the topic of Disabled Affectionate And Horny Thoughts i’m thinking so much about being picked up. ok. hear me out here

having a pain flare up in my legs and the other person just picks me up and carries me around bridal style or on their back

getting into a heated make out session and being lifted up, and either just held like that or pinned against a wall or placed on a counter or smth

things getting VERY heated and the other person just carries me over their shoulder or under their arm to the bedroom. like a fuckin sack of potatoes. bonus points if they slap my ass to get me to quit “complaining” about how i can walk for myself (because we both know i want to be carried anyway)

getting picked up to be fucked, feet not even touching the ground while they thrust into me or even move me up and down on their cock

in short i need someone to fucking manhandle me. gently. but not too gently

#this one’s ok for my fellow disabled hoes to rb #laying in bed recovering from the latest Bullshit going. huh. you know what’d be nice #specifically this is about hypermobility + chronic pain but if anyone with different conditions vibes with it then hell yeah #join me in slutty spoonie heaven #also to be entirely clear: i am not advocating for the infantilization of disabled folks #i just personally am used to being held to the same standards as able bodied people #and i would reallyyyyy like for someone to just. let me be weak. and not treat it like it’s a bad thing #nsft #disabled nsft #<- oh shit that’s a tag!!!

[aromanticmara]

frew up in the gym parking lottttttt

#someone shoot me actually #my mom said: u have to flip the script #HOE IVE BEEN TRYING #raaaaaaagh #i just want to go back to bed #meg talks

[mushtoons]

ya boy just got back from the fair and ngl remembered why i rarely go 💀 motion sick, too many people, hot

but i found a hippie stand and racked up

heres four things i got i love them 💖💖

first we got glass mushroom necklace 💖

then we got mushroom inside a mushroom necklace (they're on sonic cuz the rope is too small 💔)

then we got a rad ass tarot deck!! was gonna get this huge ass crystal but @/magicstormfrostfire kinda inspired me and it was too coincidental so i took it as a sign 💖💖

LASTLY MY FAVORITE THING!!! (tw drug propaganda <- just in case)

GAY WEED FLAG GAY WEED FLAG

was gonna iron her but too excited and too sleepy maybe tomorrow lmaoo

#ignore hoe half assed these images are im exhausted #but wanted to share cuz hell yeah!!! #louis is going to bed peace ✌ #wood wide web

[ghostedrider]

by god i literally never used to dream lucidly but now my brain is like ik u want multiple nightmares a week <3 here u go

#i dont wanna go to bed because i just keep . startling awake like 2 hrs later anyway #worst shit last night going to bed at 3 and jumping out of bed at 5 . #ur fucking kidding meee. whatever #loterally whatever sorry if this worrying the hoes im actually normal #sorry to lead u on like that im normal and good and neurotypical. also #vent #julio blabs

[dollyprincessollie]

i cant wait to weave my trainersona into paldea i hsve so many ideas for her and arven bc hes like. a humanities student and i love to bully him 😭 take a Gander at meine ramblings if u wish..... qlso vague spoilers abound (I HAVENT FINISHED ANY OF THE STORIES YET SO PLEASE DONT SAY ANYTHING)

my whole i d e a was that my sona would get a teaching opportunity in paldea and instead of mc tagging along with arven to get the Magical Plants or whatever its MEEEEE :3 . i was thinking that their dynamic would be a cross btwn how he treats the mc (big brother Esque) and how i would treat him (mean mentor Esque) and combine it so that we'd have like. the only way i can describe it is like. an elderly mother and her Somewhat Protective Son.

but also bc im not old i want to be mean to him. my sona's gonna be like. look arven. i can help fix ur doggy. but i cant fix ur parents' marriage... but dont worry, i can help fix your mom at the very least TeeHee ^_^

#ollie says things #they literlally handed me a real psychology student #i love him hes my son boy allowed who i will make fun of to no end bc hes a child of divorce #im literlaly like that moment in arthur thats like ATTENTION EVERYONE: BUSTERS PARENTS ARE DIVORCED #i need to go to bed #also i dont have This part of my trainersona's story shaped out but... mr. jacq..... giggles #very appropriate workplace relationships r abt to go down #what if we kissed ... and we were a biology teacher and a psychology teacher ?! #also mela #smooches her #i need to dig more into team stars Stuff so i can figure ouy hoe to write my Acquired mean gf #ALSO KATY #I LOVE HER #i neef to sleep Bye #pkmn #pokemon spoilers #pokemon sv spoilers #pokemon scarlet spoilers #pokemon violet spoilers

[ctorres74]

iomomggg,, cesarrrri missedeeuuomg.. hahven'ttseen u siinnce alaltsarah killledeyouu cannawer huuggf??> - Conquer

Oh, you're........ you're an alternate of Mark, aren't you?

I... I'm still on the fence about alternates, especially alternates of people I care about, but you do seem nice...... You can have a patended Cesar Hug :)

#I must say I don't recall you very well but that could be the staying up late #I really need to go to bed........... #I think this will be my last ask until I officially 'wake up'. Peace out friends <333 #[alastor i'm so sorry this took so long to answer HELP MEEEEEEEEEE] #[i didn't know what to do until now. cuz now i'm sleep deprived which is when i havr all my good ideas when i need sleep] #[idk hoe thay works though but. it's okay] #[btw if cesar made any typos . no they didn't. hope this helps

[catholicjinx]

Our conversation has ended and now I’m sad

i know :(

#but now that quinnie is a wake i must sleep #AND U DO TOO HOE GO TO BED

[cloama]

It’s really me and my DBT workbook against the world.

#having a hellish mental health night #Don’t even have the crutch of SI anymore #just be sitting outside my body wishing i was a rock. #Don’t worry it’s over now. I’m going to bed. #actually bpd #like we have to find a new label because it’s so much more #everyone with it is actually having a reaction to a major trauma #so what’s worth this label? it’s like #doctors: we’d call it cptsd but these hoes be screaming sometimes so #bpd it is

[realfnafshitposting]

yummy concrete and pure ethanol rocket fuel smoothie

#mod riddle #and with that i go to bed. gnight hoes

[hopefullyababe]

i haeve a quiestion;

aWHY. is does snake deos is is does LOOK. l i k ee. AMONGUD

#in my sleepless barrian this is so unny guys im LOSJIGN it #cab uayall ever sust tell tthst a post isnt gonna be funny hen u wake upl. i can tlell thid isnt gona be a hit. #FUCKO NYOU.*runs this joke itnto the grounf* #i hate myslef so so much. #do dyou guys veevn knoe.. do you evene knowl hoe emuch i kdont like this guy. #ITES ALAOT!!!!!!!! #a whooooooooooooooooooole elot. #i sthink i loeve this gus too tho. i like this guy too. isnt thatt weirrd.' #thats you van. you canm. like sosmeone so much and. also be aware alls of all ythe. the hurt tthrye cause #whatt is that think that we call love #what is it. that. is it #where doen the loee star tadn the pity begin #whee does. w. #is loeve supposed to hurt? is it dupposed to hurt? #doe sit make you nervuse> is it suopoosed to? am i suppoed to be nervous #is this how it is suposoed to feel? #okok. moment #of lucididty. i am realisin.g that i shoudl. go to bed. #sorry for. #everythting. i guess. #uhhhhu. im srry for yhr tagsl.

[lowkeyremi]

JJK MEN AS DADS

How they are with their kiddos/babies ! ft. gojo, geto, choso, toji, and nanami

content: no curse!au fluff, established relationship (marriage), children, families.

Gojo Satoru

"Look at my little boy, he looks just like me, what a heart stopper you'll be when you get older!" He praises his two year old, Kenji Gojo.

"'Toru stop trying to manifest our son into a hoe." Satoru turns to you with a loud gasp, eyes wide, and it causes your little boy to giggle.

"How could you say such words, in front of him? Don't listen to Mommy. Daddy was never a player. Never ever!" Kenji has no clue what's happening he just laughs at his father's dramatics.

"Oh brother, I hope he doesn't turn into a drama queen like you. And yes you were a player before I got with you. Remember when you kissed my friend then like ten minutes later tried to kiss me?" Satoru was a menace in college. Every time you bring up that specific college memory he always says-

"Ugh, blame Suguru! He was the one who made me take shots when I didn't like to drink." There it is. That was excuse for two-timing you and your best friend back then.

"Save it for someone who believes you. Kenji, don't be like Daddy when you grow up, okay?" Your husband knows you're joking but he can't help but whine and feel like you're being against him.

"Otay Mommy! Daddy is hoeeee. Hoe hoe hoe. Merry Christmas!" Your poor little boy thinks he's saying the noise Santa makes instead of a derogatory term and it's hilarious.

Of course you encourage him, "Daddy's a what?"

"Hoe!" Kenji screams out with a smile on his face. Satoru frowns loosing his playfulness.

"I-i guess my family just hates me... no one loves me." He sighs loudly to sell it to you guys but you don't buy it. He sits in the corner pretending to cry. "Boo hoo..." Kenji waddles his way over to his father patting his head.

"No cry Daddy, you not a hoe. You Daddy." Satoru fakes a loud gasp when he hears his son comfort him, thinking Satoru is actually crying.

"Really?!" He asks the little boy standing next to him.

"Yeah, Daddy is cool!!" Satoru chuckles, picks up is little boy and tosses him into the air. The small white haired child screams in delight as his father catches him, and you can't deny that all the trouble you and Satoru had in your relationship was worth seeing this.

Geto Suguru

"And then, the monster ate the twin girls who didn't go to sleep at their bed time-"

"Ooooookay. I think that's enough bed time stories from Papa." You say ushering your girls to bed, Hana looks scared out of her mind but Kana's eyes are sparkling with curiosity.

"Awww, Mommy, it was just getting good!" Kana whines, you know she wants to hear whatever else Suguru makes up on spot but he scared Hana who looks like she wants to cry.

"I know sweetie, but I don't think Hana really liked that story." The girls are six and full of energy at any given time.

"Come on baby, let me tell Kana the rest." Suguru matches his daughter's tone, knowing you'll give in.

"Alright, fine, but you need to apologize to Hana, look at her." Your husband looks at his younger twin daughter and he does feel kind of bad for scaring her like that. Suguru likes telling scary stories and myths to his girls just like his father had done to him. He always thought they were super cool.

"Oh, Hana, sweet girl. Papa's sorry. I didn't mean to scare you like that. How about I tell you and your sister a different story?" Hana looks a little doubtful as do you, but Suguru grants you a smile. He knows you trust him so you give him a stern look before kissing his forehead.

"Don't take too long, I need my cuddles." He smirks, kissing your hand, "Of course my dear."

The twins coo in unison at their parents romantic gestures, they think it's the coolest thing ever. "You girls have your stuffed animals?" He asks them and they nod together waiting for his story.

He tells the two about a princess who needed saving. Her long lost sister came to save her from a scary dragon and they lived happily together.

"That sounds like me and Hana!! I fought the scary dragon and Hana was the princess!!!" Kana says with excitement. Sometimes Suguru sees two little girls he used to foster in his own girls. He wonders how they're doing these days. They're probably grown up by now or at least in their late teens.

"I really wish Mommy had let me name you guys Nanako and Mimiko." He whispers with a soft smile. Kana looks at him in confusion rubbing her tired eyes, Hana's already asleep.

"Huh?" Kana asks.

"Nothing my dear, good night, little one." He tucks her into bed and gives her a tend kiss on the forehead.

"Night night, Papa." She says with a yawn and Suguru makes his way downstairs to join you.

Kamo Choso

Choso bites his lip looking down at his son, the boy looks a lot like you he thinks. Ryuji is his name, you let him name him. "I didn't mean to break it." He whines to his father. Choso has a soft spot for his boy. He reminds him a lot of his little brother Yuji.

"I know bud, but what will we tell Mom when she gets home?" Ryuji had accidentally broken your favorite ceramic mug. Choso was not sure what he signed up for when he got you pregnant but it sure wasn't this.

He and his son were always getting scolded by you. Every time Ryuji gets into some kind of trouble it also happens to be Choso's fault for not watching him closely as you always say. The truth is, Ryuji seems to get into trouble even with his father watching him closely.

"Um... we can tell her it was at the edge of the counter and i walked past it and it fell down. Then it will be her fault for leaving it by the edge." Choso smiles at his devious ten year old. He knows lying is bad but if you heard what really happened you'd scold both of them.

What actually happened as that Ryuji was playing in the kitchen, even though you've warned him against it many times and he knocked your mug down onto the ground.

"Good idea, kid. I don't want to hear Mom yelling again. I might get couch treatment again." Choso shivers at the idea of sleeping on the cramped couch rather than in his warm bed with you.

"You remind me a lot of your Uncle Yuji." Choso says ruffling his son's hair. "You and Mom keep saying that and I don't know if that's good or bad."

"It depends. Yuji can be both." Choso chuckles. His son gives him a crushing hug.

"I love you dad, you're doing great." And Choso didn't know how much he needed to hear those words but they were getting to him.

Fushiguro Toji

"Quit kicking your Ma, ya little brat." He threatens your swelling belly. He gives you a questioning look when you glare at him. Those emerald eyes challenge yours in a staring contest.

"What is with you and threatening our unborn children?" Your question is followed by a giggle.

"Gotta let the brats know who's in charge." He blows out a breath and puffs his chest, you find the whole ordeal ridiculous. The man is a girl dad for crying out loud. Even his oldest, your step-son thinks his father is a clown. And before Tsumiki died there were three daughters in his life.

He thinks your third one is bound to be a boy, but you're secretly hoping for a girl just to further sink Toji's idea of having a little boy to boss around. Megumi comes around maybe twice a month to see his little half-sisters, which means Toji is surrounded by girls all the time.

You like to joke around with him and say, "What do you know? Girls seem to follow you wherever you go." He always grumbles about it being stupid and unfair.

"As I was saying-"

"DAD!!!!! MY HAIR OH NOOOOOOO." Toji's up off the couch in seconds answering at his daughter's beck and call.

He walks into her room to see her braid was messed up. "What happened, Doll?" He asks her, undoing the braid so he can redo it.

"Yui undid my braid!! She took my hair tie and ran to her room!!!" She squeals, in horror at her little sister's thieving.

"Oh did she now? I'll go have a talk with her once I braid this back up." He's gentle with his tender-headed daughter. He quickly braids her hair back up, the pattern memorized. 100% self indulgent bc im tender headed.

"I have this green hair tie, is that okay, sweet girl?" She sighs quietly. "Where are the blue ones?" Toji clicks his tongue. "I can go get one real quick if you hold the end of this braid." He tells her and she's quick to do it. Her favorite color is blue after all.

She cheers when her father returns with a blue hair tie. He ties it up quickly, "Okay let me go talk to Yui." Nami nods brushing out her baby doll's hair.

Toji makes an appearance in front of his four year old's door, she's making her dolls scream at each other. "What was da reason?!!!!" She screams pretending to be one of the dolls, "I had a reason." She makes the other say.

Toji rolls his eyes, his daughter has been watching too much TV with you. "Excuse me miss Cardi B, why did you steal your sister's hair tie?" His hands are on his hips and his eyes are squinted to add to his authority.

"Whattttt, Dad, you know dat?" She asks as if her dad lives under a rock.

"Tch I'm not old, I know what memes are. Now answer the question." She rolls her eyes. You tell Toji she gets her attitude from him.

"If you haf to know I needed it, so I could give Sprinkles a ponytail." Sprinkles is the dog Toji said he was NOT going to get for his girls but caved in and got anyway.

"Ya coulda asked me or your Ma for one rather than stealing it right from your sister's hair." She shakes her head in disagreement. Toji wonders what's going on in her head right now.

"Dad you don't get it! It had to be that one!"

"Why that specific hair tie?" She goes silent turning away from her father and mumbling something Toji can barely hear.

"Speak up, princess." She scoffs and sighs and folds her arms. Wow the sass is unreal.

"Sprinkle thinks Nami is super cool so she wants what Nami has." Toji isn't stupid he knows his daughter is using the dog as a place holder for how she admires her older sister. Yui doesn't like to admit it though.

"Are you sure it's Sprinkle who thinks Nami is super cool?" He gives her the chance to be open with him and she sighs taking the bait.

"I guess. I think Nami is super cool." She murmurs and Toji smirks.

"It's alright to think your sis is cool, Dad didn't get to grow up with any cool siblings. Just annoying cousins."

"Mai and Maki are cooler than you, Dad, not annoying!" The man in question raises his brow his smirk never leaving, "Okay since I'm not cool. I guess I won't take you out for treats anymore when Ma says no."

Little Yui gasps, bursting upward like a rocket and running toward her dad. She hugs his leg, her little head looking up at him, "I was kidding Dad. You're super cool. Please don't stop taking me for treats!!"

Toji smiles, picks up his little girl and tickles her. She screams out for him to stop, "Huh? I can't hear what you're saying."

"Nami help!!!!"

In seconds Nami's attacking her father in a playful manner, "Let go of my sister!!"

"Okay then." Toji holds his daughter upside down by her feet, as she screams some more. "MA!!! HELPPP!!!!"

"Toji put her down." You say in a half-hearted manner.

"She is down. Upside down."

Nanami Kento

"See, you're getting the hang of it, Hiro." Kento softly encourages his son who's struggling with his math homework. You had tried to help him but he screamed that what you were saying didn't make sense. So of course you yelled back, letting your emotions get the better of you.

Kento had stepped in to keep you two from ripping each other's heads off. Plus all that screaming had woken up the baby. You could hear her crying.

That was about an hour ago. You quietly walked into the dining room with your seven month old baby girl cuddled up to your chest as you held her tight.

The sight of your husband helping your son warmed your heart, but you also felt guilt hot in your stomach for yelling at him, he's only twelve.

"Hey, Hiro. Can I talk to you, hon?" You ask softly. Both your son and Kento turn their heads upon hearing your voice. He nods at you and you inhale deeply, "I'm sorry for yelling at you, bud, I didn't mean it."

His eyes soften as do Kento's.

"I'm sorry too, Mom. I started it. You were just trying to help me." Kento's smile encourages you to walk closer to the table which you do.

"We should have had Dad come help in the first place, huh? I'm not good at explaining." Hiro shares a laugh with you, and Kento cups your cheek.

"Explanations might not be your strong suit but you're still a good mother, baby." Hiro gags at his father calling you "baby" he hate when you two get sappy.

You move your head a little so you can kiss his palm. As expected Hiro covers his eyes and making more throwing up noises.

"Oh hush, one day you'll find someone for you, and you'll be just like me and your mother." Kento says rolling his eyes and you giggle. Even though you guys have your differences you guys always forgive each other at the end of the day.

Your little girl coos quietly and Kento holds out his arms gesturing for his little girl.

"She's just had dinner, so she might fall asleep on you." Your warning doesn't bother him at all, if anything, you'll probably have more pictures to add to your baby gallery on your phone if she falls asleep in his arms.

She's already a dad's girl and she's only seven months old. You thought maybe Hiro would be a mama's boy but he's definitely his daddy's son.

You don't mind though, well, sometimes you're a little jealous that you have to share your man with your kids. Kento's a very lovable man though, so you can't blame them.

#jjk #jjk fluff #jujutsu kaisen #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jjk as dads #jjk!dads #jujutsu kaisen as dads #dad!au #gojo x reader #gojo satoru x reader #geto x reader #geto suguru x reader #choso x reader #choso kamo x reader #toji x reader #toji fushiguro x reader #nanami x reader #nanami kento x reader

[crowcryptid]

sleep deprivation 200 mph gaming had me acting most unwise last night

This was not from last night but it proves that I am not to be trusted. Liar. ⬇️

Authors note: the tags of this post were written at around 4 AM but in my wisest judgment I did not post but upon review it’s not as bad as I thought. You are once again saved by my inability to put thought into words.

Hey staff new feature idea where you can set a ‘no post’ timezone and anything you do just gets saved to drafts instead

*Staff proceeds to add a $20 set of tumblr exclusive emojis that completely break the tagging system* <- prediction

#The twitch chat in my mind: mods ban that guy now (that guy is me) #Reading my tags. What happened. Was that real. It’s ok I am normal now #fear not I don’t actually have room in my mind for more brainrot rn. this is a temporary illness #I can tell when it’s long term and when it’s not #original 4 am tags begin #But to be fair. What IS his problem? What a little freak. This guy wants to plug a usb in me #He wants to run a minecraft server on me and build a house with only one bed. He’s griefing the villagers so we’re alone in the world #He made an army of clones to crawl over me like ants dragging me back to the nest #Hey guys I think I still might be a little sleep deprived. My bad. #he’s upgrading my batteries?? #Sorry. I said I was normal. That wasn’t me. who said that. Hello? I’m scared. Why did I hear minecraft cave sound .mp3 who is doing that #Do worry. I have a game backlog that scares the hoes I’m sure I will find more weirdos in there #Unfortunately for you there’s like.. idk.. 5-10 more fps to get through. This is possibly dangerous. for me. #You see this is why I like to go into games as blind as possible. #It’s like sticking my hand in the dumpster and pulling out a fresh fruit. Peels him and takes a bite. Hrm yes fruit.. I see. #Dumpster wasn’t a good example here cause the game is actually great but you get that I mean #end of 4 am tags #you know I think what’s saving you all here is the way he looks #yes he’s a tin can but not to my standard. why are you so eyes. put those things away. freak #anyway. no context once again if you know you know if you don’t. don’t worry about it #I am at work. dies

[voyeurmunson]

18+ hoes

I just keep thinking about Eddie going through your nightstand and finding your collection of sex toys. The excitement on his face as he starts to pick up each one, examining them carefully. “This one has a tongue? Fuck… wait, what does this one do?” he grins as he presses a button, the vibrations of the toy loud enough to make you blush. “Oh shit..” Eddie mumbles, his hand reaching down to adjust himself in his dark jeans.

Your cheeks are burning as you him to stop being so damn nosy but he can help himself, his dick growing harder with every second as he imagines you pleasuring yourself with every one of them.

“Which one’s your favorite?” he rasps, walking closer with the vibrator still in his hand. It was one of your bigger toys. Your pussy throbbed just at the thought of Eddie using it on you.

“That one.” you whisper as he slowly makes his way onto the mattress.

“Yeah, baby? Why don’t you show me what you do with it?” he hums, his brown eyes dark with lust as he slips the toy into your palm. You nod softly, watching his face break out into a grin. “Give me a show, sweetheart.”

You spread your legs, revealing nothing but your panties underneath your oversized tee. A small wet spot already visible causing a low groan to come from Eddie’s chest. You slip your fingers into the tiny strings of your thong and pull the lace down to your ankles, kicking them off the bed with ease.

You switch the toy back on, placing the tip of the vibrator on your clit first, Eddie’s eyes immediately zone in on your pussy. Your body jolts slightly from the sensation. "You gonna touch yourself, baby?" you breathe, keeping your gaze on Eddie’s face. He trails his eyes back up your body, they seem even darker as they meet yours again.

He slowly reaches down unbuttoning his jeans and pulling them down enough for his hard cock to spring free. You wanted more than anything to go fix that for him but Eddie had other plans. He wraps his fist around his cock, stroking slowly, your pussy getting even more wet at the sight.

"Put it in, princess." Eddie orders, his tone deep. You nod as you place the toy at your entrance. You gently slip it inside, moaning at the feeling of the vibrations deep inside.

"Does that feel good?" Eddie says, breathily. His hand still moving up and down his long cock as he keeps his eyes trained on you.

"Mmm... feels so good." you moan as you begin to move the toy in and out slowly, feeling your slick coat every inch of it.

"Faster, baby." Eddie demands and you speed up, thrusting the toy in and out at a quicker speed. Your hand runs across your breast as you close your eyes, focusing on the feeling of the toy moving in and out, faster and faster. Your moans grow louder with every thrust, the sounds of your soaked pussy making Eddie fuck his hand like a deprived man.

"There you go, baby. Harder." Eddie growls as you begin to fuck yourself as hard as you can.

"Mmm.. fuck." you whine as you feel yourself getting closer and closer.

"Fuck that pussy, baby. God, you're so fucking hot." Eddie groan, quickly stroking himself.

"Spread your legs.. mmm.. I wanna see everything." Eddie pants, his thick cock dripping precum as he pumps his fist up and down. You let your knees fall to the side as you quickly thrust the toy in and out. "I'm gonna... mmm.. sh-shit." Eddie stutters as his eyes flutter, his warm cum spilling out onto his fingers.

"Eddiee." you whimper loudly, just as he leans forward, taking over, pounding the toy in and out of your drenched pussy. Your back arches immediately as he fucks you roughly with the vibrator. "Yes! Fuck, baby!" you cry as he brings his hand to your clit rubbing quickly.

"You gonna cum, baby?" Eddie hums.

You glance down seeing the toy gliding in and out, Eddie's fingers still working your clit. Your toy already shining from your slick.

"Y-yes! I'm gonna cum, Eddie."

"Cum for me, sweet girl." he demands and you feel the immediate high from your release. Your pussy clenches around the toy as you moan Eddie's name. He leans forward, pressing his lips to yours as he slows down his movements.

You whimper into his kiss as your orgasm finally comes to an end. Eddie pulls his lips from yours and you smile up at him, your entire body tingling. "Holy shit." you whisper. Eddie chuckles as he kisses your lips once more. "Mm.. I love you baby." he says softly, sliding the toy out, before dragging his tongue along the silicone, tasting your cum.

#eddie munson x reader #Eddie Munson smut #Eddie Munson blurb #Eddie Munson #eddie munson x fem!reader smut