#give me him now

[eiightysixbaby]

eddie would be so good to you when you’re on your period :(((( bringing you snacks and running you a bath and fucking the cramps away :((((

#eddie munson #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson smut #give me him NOW

[xxinkyshadowxx]

IT BETTER GET AN UPDATE WHERE KIERAN AND CARMINE ARE THERE BECAUSE I KNOW THAT THEY DIDN'T JUST HAVE KIERAN AND THE PROTAG MAKE UP AND THEN WE NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN I WANNA SEE THAT FRESH START IN ACTION AND ALSO WHY THE FUCK COULD WE NOT PROPERLY APOLOGIZE TO KIERAN oh and how do you trigger the team star stuff?

#kieran pokemon #pokemon indigo disk #rival kieran #pokemon dlc #i'm so normal about him #team star pokemon #GIVE ME HIM NOW #indigo disk spoilers

[maxverstappendefender]

if my brain wasn’t completely empty, i would be writing fanfic rn. but my brain is so empty, i can hear the thoughts reverberating against my skull. so anyways because i still want to post (and show off how boyfriend max looks in this picture) let me tell you about my day at work.

so i work at a restaurant and we close at 8pm. this family comes in at like 7:45pm so i tell them we close in 15 minutes and they say they will be done by then. anyways, they ended up having way more people than just the 4 people that walked in and i didn’t get off of work until 8 fucking 45. i literally was so mad that they were there that long and company policy says we can’t do anything about it, we can only tell them what time we close at. i was SEETHING in my rage. so here’s your reminder to not be like that and don’t be a shit person 🤍

ALSO SEND ME SOME REQUESTS BECAUSE MY BRAIN IS SO EMPTYYY

#so feral for this man #i want to put him in my pocket #give me him now #bark bark #max verstappen

[loveshotzz]

Forgive me Leighanne, I can’t stop imagining the shudder running through older!Steve when he pushes into you. The way the muscles of his back tense as he slides in slowly to savor the feel of his cock dragging against your warm wet walls after so long. Can’t stop thinking about the shaky exhale he breathes into your ear when he’s fully in you or how he’d kiss your ear and tell you how good you feel.

Ok I’m done blowing your inbox up.

#PASTEL HOW COULD YOU JUST LEAVE THIS IN MY ASKS #😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 #give me him NOW #pastel 💐 #you always gave me the best steve asks 🫠

[super-sootica]

want.castiel

#i am chewing on the bars of my enclosure #spn #castiel #give me him now #return him to me

[catmask]

with that said there are characters that a fat maybe not canonically but they are spiritually. to me. they may not be drawn that way but i know whats true. ive seen it like a sort of prophet

#serizawa. send post #he did NOT live his life as a shut in for almost a whole decade to be drawn SKINNY! not by me at least #also like so many characters over the age of 30. no more fit moms and dads GIVE them that divorce body fat NOW! #*strikes you down with the force of god* #but honestly alternative for serizawa that ive always liked is that he gains weight when he starts working for reigen #because he can now go out and eat new foods :D he has actually gained an appetite because he's moving around more #and isnt just eating like instant ramen or whatever his mom brings him #see how easy it is you can just believe it with your heart. you just have to find the ways to make true waht u know #scratchpost #txt

[princeyam]

good luck

#pokemon #pokemon legends za #pokemon legends arceus #calem pokemon #pokemon calem #rei pokemon #pokemon rei #any excuse to draw rei #where is volo............. pokemas give him to me #if i have to wait to 5th anni i swear to god #anyway i have a lot of conflicting thoughts about za but for now i will remain cautiously optimistic

[verflares]

(click for higher quality!) draconified link concept ive been chipping away at this past week ..... here's my funny little compendium concept for him:

"A heroic spirit has taken the form of this bestial dragon. Unlike it's kin, this creature exhibits an extremely aggressive disposition. It appears highly territorial, and will relentlessly chase down those who disturb its skywide patrols - of which it seems to be endlessly searching for either a long-time vassal or foe. Unfortunately, it seems the spirit within has long since forgotten exactly who it was looking for…"

#now. how on earth do i begin to tag this. um. #link #loz #totk #totk spoilers #light dragon #dragon link #loz au #totk roleswap au #there . i'll add more if they come to me LOL #um i can talk about some of my insps i guess?? might make another post too #so mostly i just dont really like turning him into 'light dragon but male' and giving him slightly darker colours or something like that #this also obviously isnt exactly like the botw dragons either though and its a bit more of a mix of other creature concepts i enjoy #since everyone agrees he'd have a farosh horn i wanted to make him a kirin/unicorn :) which is why his tail looks like that #aside from the obvious eastern dragon insps and what ive picked and chosen from the botw dragons #and obviously this looks a lot like wolf link. thats on purpose #i wanted to give him some fierce deity design refs too but because this is so dark/earthy they didnt look very fitting #but honestly you could do a whole fierce deity dragon design on its own i think #okay lots of tags but IVE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS FOR A WHILE. okay. let me have this. #my art

[devilbeez]

Imma just drop this here and wait

#give me them being a trio in season 2 or give me nothing— #also like sir Pentious telling Molly how good her brother been to him #btw I deliberately chose ‘back home’ to be there in the dialogue #cause the hotel is definitely Pentious’s home now and forever #hazbin hotel #molly hazbin hotel #Molly #hazbin hotel emily #hazbin hotel sir pentious #hazbin hotel spoilers #sir pentious #devilg04

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Lap Pillow

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #Confessions of a missed opportunity: I almost had LWJ in purple for this comic. #WWX gives him one of his layers to wear and it's never specified what colour it is. #We all love the red inner robe from CQL (And other illustrations) but sit with me for a moment. Think about LWJ in Jiang Purple. #Right now. Close your eyes and give it 5-10 seconds of rotation in your brain. #Welcome back. It's beautiful isn't it. As I write these notes I am upset that I backed out of going through with it. #I think I will simply have to draw it another time. If we get gusu lan white wwx we *need* yunmeng jiang purple lwj! #Anyways; this comic is the pinnacle of teen wangji's bursting-at-the-seams-emotionality that I love him for. #For my sanity I need that teen losing his mind and following bird rules (get fluffy - get blushy - keep beeping) #He is a loser nerd with a begrudging crush on a boy that he doesn't know how to be normal about. #LWJ seems like your typical 'cool guy love interest' until you realize that he's actually kind of soggy and pathetic. #My favourite lan wangji trait is that he's funny as all hell. I feel like wwx a bit because I had a character epiphany when I realized this

[un-pearable]

ngl one of the most useful things i’ve internalized from doing art online is never tell people what to criticize. don’t preemptively apologize for things or point out where you think you fumbled, it’s just priming people to notice minor issues that might not actually matter and hit you where you’re sensitive and throw you off your game. don’t tell people your weak points. if it’s a genuine problem they’ll point it out

#especially not if they’re the professor grading your assignment!!!!!!!!!! feel so bad for my friend #i cant tell him it now bc it’ll come across as mean but i feel so bad :( he kept apologizing for things he didn’t need to and it made him #seem unprepared. when he actually had 95% of what he needed and apologizing made it LOOK like he didn’t #text✨ #i’m making it sound very dramatic here but it’s straight up helped me so much with my anxiety #the above doesn’t apply if you’re looking for constructive criticism kr any thing #i’m very specifically talking about stuff like posting art online or giving a presentation or whatever

[jerich0two]

Here's a Husk to prove I'm not dead! I just have barely any time for personal drawing at the moment 💔

#hazbin hotel #hazbin art #husker hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel husk #he deserves to have whiskers so I'm giving them to him #anyway in other news #i'm on that grind right now #finishing up a project that will get me into uni (with any luck) #hopefully won't be working on it for too much longer though! #jeri's art tag for convenience purposes

[suiheisen]

you think YOU had a bad day at work?

bonus: sid shrieking "no!!!! NO!!!!!" loud enough to be heard in the stands and on camera

#this is now my FAVOURITE game i've watched in real life knocking the game misconduct one off the number one rank #he was so annoyed the entire game and so annoying about it :') #he kept shrieking away on the bench and i couldn't hear a word from where i was seated #but you could just hear this constant yipping away dhfsgfkjshgfsjf PLEASE it was so funny your 36-year-old babygirl was BARKING #drew kept sitting there like... is mom okay... i don't think mom's okay... #also extremely good for me (since he wasn't really hurt) was the whumpfest of it all oh my god what ancient gods did he anger......... #geno kept Hovering in concern #po kept giving him little shoulder pats the way a sweet brave babyboy would try his best to soothe a rabid little dog #ek of course kept trying to slide right inside him and also kept skating up to him and STARING him in the face in concern/lust/both #also guys this is my first time in canada ever!!!!!!!! i'm excited #anyway. very good game for me sorry for this post but you know i love a #long post #sidney crosby #evgeni malkin #pittsburgh penguins #also!!! to all who celebrate #ramadan kareem/eid mubarak #<333 staying with a friend here through the eid celebration and they've been cooking and everything smells so good

[medicalunprofessional]

sorry guys they finally showed me peak fiction . Its called “phantom of the paradise”

#phantom of the paradise #potp #winslow leach #swan potp #nightmaretheater #these were all done on the same canvas and i spent over 20 hours on it. Its just that good you know #Sorry this movie is making me VICIOUSLY IRREGULAR. its just that good. You have to watch it Now #i hope you dont mind the billion belts i have gifted winslow. she deserves them #lalalalal i love redesigning characters a little teeny weeny bit #Honestly. I want to draw swan more. I hate him so much but hes like really interesting. Im going to put him in situations #I miiight have changed a few details . giggle #…:i just had to give him a cool mark & blonde eyelashes Giggles #anyways i love ur shiny metal teeth winslow *thinks about the metaphorical implications and dehumanization for 10 hours* #So hard to draw her helmet sometimes… But i will willingly struggle . It is Okay! #anyways. Watch this movie now or suffer my curse

[tagerrkix]

WHERE IS HE D:

(sorry for deleting and posting this again 🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️ one tiny insignificant thing was bothering me and when I edited it it wouldn't show on reblogs and that kinda made me go 😠😠😠)

#HARRY NO #CROWLEY THIS ISNT FUNNY #CROWLEYYYYYYYY #this was hilarious in my head #it's even more hilarious now #don't worry Harry is safe #Crowley is just simply in the mood for giving his angel a teensy weensy heart attack #or maybe he's just processing the question #maybe he's trying to locate the rabbit by using his ✨snaky sense✨ #nahhh he knows where the rabbit is he's just messing around #(he had to watch Aziraphale practice his amazing magic tricks for the entire week leading up to this) #(can you blame him for doing some ✨magic tricks✨ of his own) #(he's a fast learner okay) #(he sure can make rabbits disappear) #(THE RABBIT IS FINE I SWEAR) #(YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME) #(WHEN HAVE I EVER LIED TO YOU) #(AM I NOT TRUSTWORTHY GUYS?????) #Crowley what do you mean “blelele” #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable idiots #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #harry the rabbit

[thomas-the-goat-of-satan]

one of the funniest things about Light Yagami is that he is So aware of himself and So invested in Not Being Perceived As Strange that he has no real grasp on what an actual human interaction should look like. he knows what a Perfect interaction should look like, sure; he knows how to appear effortlessly charming and how to assuage suspicion, but the issue with that is that he reacts to really stressful and bizarre situations in an unnaturally prim and proper way, and then somehow can't understand why that makes him look even weirder. like. okay. this man with the darkest eyebags you've Ever seen and ever Will see walks up to you during your college entrance ceremony and says, "yeah, I'm L. best detective in the world." and Light goes through seven Completely Understandable And Normal Reactions in his head before he settles on, "y'know what would be the normal thing to do here? to completely fabricate my reaction so that I seem as disengeuous at possible! I can't have this guy think that I learned how to interact with other human beings from anywhere else but PBS KIDS! I have to react like Chief Yagami's totally normal son would!!" and like, that's all good and well, but if you were Actually Normal and not the weirdest person on planet earth, you'd have probably looked at the little cryptid and said, "uhm, actually I think that you're a filthy liar and also you dress stupid. why do you exist in greyscale."

#like it's just deeply funny that he reacted like most people would in his head & then went 'and now let's not show any of that outwardly!' #'this'll make me look So So Normal' #it didn't!! omg it didn't!! #I'm gonna re-watch Death Note again I think #and ALSOOOO!! L is far more socially competent than people give him credit for. #death note #light yagami #l lawliet #anime #cloey talks dn #mine