#girlie on god? like you think this wont bite you in the ass?

[frostwork]

Di Feisheng living through the great homosexual terrors Li Xiangyi continuing to die of terminal poison. Fang Doubing’s coming of age story that intertwines with the story of generational shifts anyway this show rules but I’m in pain I’m scared.

ALSO WOMAN PLEASE HE’S GAY THIS ISNT A COOL GIRLBOSS MOMENT YOU ARE SCARY like idk girlfriend look at other men? The man has literally never looked at you positively because while you were frothing with lust he studied the blade and never looked over sorry his head turned for his only martial equal girl he’s gay. I’m surprised a-mians shit ass loser man wasnt spreading rumors about feisheng and xiangyi being gay like woulda been more effective for the scandal or whatever and more believable frfr. Jiao girl saw one hot guy and decided to make that her deathstar ass weakness like what are we doing. Im not even punctuating right anymore girl. GIRLFRIEND STOP GET BACK IN THE CAR.

#frostpost #watching mysterious lotus casebook #can you tell ive been handling the last 10 eps normally #5 or 6 more to go and the ride is spinning to fast #di feisheng as an allegory for growing up queer and all the pain it can bring #normal im normal unlike jiao li qiao yall just let me make my little #jokey ass post back then huh i see no one wanted to brace me for crazier #which thanks fr i hate spoilers but YIKES #cuts all his tendons like a freak and is like #‘im gonna own you as a human pet now’ #girlie on god? like you think this wont bite you in the ass? #blow up his meridians and kill him or he will recover and kill you #he was so close to xiangyis cure too hhhhng #and not xiangyi well if he did his di business ehy didnt he come look for me? #yall are gay and stupid #do you not here yourself xiangyi im going to explode #i need a defibulator and all the gay little content of xiangyi feisheng you have stat

[cerseis-fav-maiden]

hiii!! I saw your requests are open and you're willing to write for any Gwendoline Christie character, so I was wondering if you would be open for a Jane Murdstone x reader fic. Smut would be lovely. I don't know why but I am picturing a maid that is much less of a carpet to walk all over than the others (not necessarily openly rude, but with more sense of self worth as was normal for maids to express) Jane hates it, but also is lowkey impressed so she never fires her. Enemies to lovers vibes? with Jane being secretly really sweet to Reader in the end?

I would love if this could inspire something in you, but obviously no worries if it doesn't 🎄🎞 anon (two emojis to drastically decrease chances of it having been picked before haha)

A/N: well hello 🎄🎞 and I didnt have any anons so that’s perfect !! I’ve never seen the movie she’s from I did some research!! I hope you like the fic!! I also assumed fem reader? Also this is my first time writing smut!!

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Your Brave my dear,

I like that.

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You are a maid in the household the job wasn’t horrible just the lady of the house Mrs.Jane Murdstone hated you and you her.

You wake up and place your dress on your body making your way to the kitchen to clean the counters from breakfast when comes through the door way..Jane.. she strides in as your bending down to pick up a rag from the bottom cabinet just then she placed her foot right on the shelf. You close your eyes composing yourself grabbing the rag and standing. “Yes Mrs.Murdstone?” She scoffs “And what exactly are you doing?” You blink slowly trying not to loose it “cleaning the counters Ma’am” you state plainly hoping she’ll leave you alone. “Oh so you get the easy stuff?” She smirks at you. You smile despite being angry “No. Mrs.Murdstone I work hard just like everyone else..I just happen to have to do this as well today.” She scoffs at your defense of yourself she finds it endearing that you would dare try to defend yourself against her opinion. The last person to do that was out the door in the blink of an eye.

*hours later everyone’s finished lunch*

You are humming to yourself while sweeping the office room. Then of course in comes Jane it’s like she deliberately follows you everywhere and you hate it everyday she’s up your ass…as your dusting the desk you hear the door lock your back her you say “yes Mrs.Murdstone?” She laughs maliciously “what I can’t come visit you?” I laugh “Your welcome to ma’am…” she smirks and walks over to you you feel her presence nearly a foot behind you “do you need something? you are my boss but you need to like exit my personal space please?” She laughs again “no I don’t think I will” you go to turn around and your met with her stepping forward placing her hands on each side of you on the desk. You raise you eyebrow a slight blush on your cheeks “M-Mrs.Murdstone?” *you clear your throat* “yes? Or are you going to bitch at me for wanting to kiss you too?” You scoff blush deeper than ever betraying your angry heart “one I don’t bitch at you two..” you lean forward kissing her hard “fuck you” you spit out venom lacing your voice pulling away “ah ah ah girly” she grabs your waist hoisting you onto the desk “Jane you don’t deserve me after you picking on me you know that right?” She chuckles darkly “your brave, I like that..”

She bunches up your dress caressing your inner thigh you gasp as she attaches her lips to your neck biting then soothing with her tongue you moan slightly then grunting your wont give in to her that easy “oh don’t fight me Mrs.Y/L/N” you growl lowly as she moves your panties aside running two fingers up your slit “I thought you hated me dearie?” You whine out “oh shut up Jane” she hums giggling to herself “ok then dearest” she slides two fingers into you so easily she’s quick and rough and your a mess moaning like crazy “oh Jane don’t stop” she hushes you “shhh don’t get us caught you’ll regret it” your so close already god damn it you whisper “Jane I’m close SO DONT STOP” she chuckled playfully as your legs shake lightly she pulls her fingers out and you whine “damn you” you breathily respond she places her fingers in her mouth “and damn you too darling” you try to stand to defend yourself but have to hang onto the desk you grumble loudly “struggling dear?” You snap “n-no” she snickers “ok then you better meet me in my chambers after dinner I need my bed changed please?” you sense sweetness in her tone “yes ma’am” she grabs your chin gently and kisses your cheek “good girl” she then briskly composed her self and left. you try to tell yourself you hate her but your weak legs and hope for later tonight shows something else something new….

#jane murdstone #gwendoline christie x reader #wlw crush #middleagedwoman #gorgeous #smut #enemies to lovers #reqs open #ask answered

[abiiors]

ok so. the well rested wont last long. work starts tomorrow :((( booo tomato tomato. but tea time

from what ive gathered shes pissed at me because (i think this is the reason anyway) ((context. her parents are friends with mine and i still live at home for the free rent and food which is the only reason i know her)) one of my favorite things to do is dead leg people which if you don’t know what that is when someone is least expecting it you push your toe into the back of their knee making it buckle. and i did it to one of my friends and her boyfriend (who. spoiler alert. she isnt supposed to be dating. another story for another day) saw me do it and he did it to her and so she hit the ground and instead of standing back up sat there and tried to make herself cry so i obviously laughed because i have like the worse knees (possible torn acl atm) and i stood back up without a problem when they did it to me and so her MOTHER comes over and starts interrogating everybodyyyyy and so she claims her boyfriend kicked her (not true 😭) and so fast forward to dinner last night shes sitting there. still crying and being an overall bitch to me and she’s literally shit talking me to someone were at the table with calming her parents are mad at me and that i am “pissing” her off because its “none of my business” (if my name is in your mouth. its my business) supposedly her parents hate me (they dont. literally asked them) today shes sending me death threats because her boyfriend wants to break up with her. she acts like i want him hes 15 babe i can promise you i dont want him. she being pissy with the wrong one. because i promise you if she dont get my name out her mouth she will be getting a can of whoop ass for her 18th birthday with her all bark no bite ass. -🦞 (there is so many stories about her that i could tell. cock and balls is over her bullshit)

oh god girlie is CHILDISHHHH despite not being the youngest one here. and to accuse you of wanted her 15 year old bf like 😭😭😭 what even does a 22 year old have in common with a 15 year old???

she probably felt a lil humiliated about the whole dead legging her thing the same way people feel when someone whacks them in the head lmao. still, death threats over that is WILDDDD

also wdym POSSIBLE torn acl, are you not in pain??? 😭

#✉️ #🦞 anon

[secretlypg95]

I have to save myself.... Cole Sprouse imagine.

A/N: So I’ve been feeling down about my situation lately and since I’ve had so many feels about my baby Cole Sprouse, I thought about how I wanted to hear his voice and make all this shit go away. this is my first every imagine, so please be gentle and I hope someone reads it and it somehow puts you at ease if you’re going through the same thing. Cole is visiting for a while, while he’s on break from filming the show.

MASTERLIST

P.S. This is about a YouTuber Precious Galvan

It was such  busy day at work, Me-N-Ed’s Victory Grill a restaurant in the city where I live (Fresno, Ca). I’ve been working there for almost a year and I still haven’t moved up into becoming a server yet, even though they promised me two months back

Now I know I can’t complain because this is the longest that I’ve held a job and I love almost everybody here and had become a real family which is what I’ve come to love about this place.

“So, how’s my little Precious on this busy night.” my boyfriend Cole surprised me.

“OMG, baby!! When did you get into town? I’ve missed you so much!” I exclaim as I jump into his arms.

“Like five minutes ago, I called here to make sure you were here or not. So I quickly hung up as you said your name.” He answers, as he tries to kiss me.

“Hey, Precious stop kissing your super hot actor and get back to work.” My manager Jose says half-serious.

“okay,” I say as Cole slowly releases me from his grip. “Just one today Sir,” I say to my beautiful boyfriend and turn to my manger smirking. “I’ll put him in VIP so there won’t be any commotion.”

“Fine,” Jose rolls his eyes. Chuckling at us before going off somewhere in the restaurant. Cole just chuckles and puts his arm around my waist. I seat him in VIP which is a small little glass room .

As I set down the menu and close the door behind him, he takes a seat and looks at me ,”Well I’ll just let Aleeya know that she’ll take your order ,K.” I say hugging his head on my chest. “I’m so glad you’re here, I’ve missed you.” I say thanking God that the curtains are closed from the previous guests.

“Me too,” is all he says before kissing me softly.

As the night goes on , I can see that the curtain in VIP has been moved so that Cole is looking at me, which makes me giggle as he does one of his stupid ass faces.

“Hey, Mike I just sat that 8 at table 44, they’re ready for you.” I say looking at my co-worker.

“Can you get started on their drinks for me, I’m barely getting to my 63 girlie, please.” he says as he walks to table 63.

“Sure, like every other table, I got you.” I say as I make my way to 44 greeting and asking for their drinks.

After I’m done handing out the drinks I let them know that Mike will be here shortly to take their order.

As I see the order for one of the big parties is out I offer my help, which Dern, one of the servers, gladly accepts. We take out their wing platters, salads, burgers, sandwiches, and finally three large pizzas.

Then I help Matty buss some tables, since we have a couple of small parties waiting to be seated. As soon as I’m done seating people with the help of my other co-host Marissa, Jose walks up to me and tells me I have to take a 30 since I will be closing tonight. I’m a little relieved because I am hungry and realize Cole is still here. I quickly clock out. (this is literally what goes down at a regular day at work as a host)

As I walk through the door to VIP, Cole is already meeting me with open arms. I set my drink down and in some weird coincidence as if it was supposed to happen , Aleeya walks in with a plate of a beautiful BBQ chicken sandwich cut in half with fries and some ranch. “Made with Love,” she says as sets it down in between us two and leaves us alone, closing the door behind her.

“Thank you so much, I love you.” I say while thrashing into my half, he just laughs at how I'm acting like a starving animal.

“No problem I know how hard you’re working today,” he says biting into his own half. “Like you do everyday.” He stares at me.

“Cole, I know you don’t like how they treat me professional-wise, hell I don’t either, but it’s my job and it’ll have to do for now.” I say right before taking a sip of my raspberry tea.

“I just don't get how they can treat you like you’re the most hard working person here, but they still wont move you to a server. And I'm not the only one who thinks you deserve the position.” he says protectively. I know that he’s right.

“look this is only temporally until I've saved enough money to move to LA, remember. And plus my YouTube channel is kinda taking off right now.” I say pleading he’ll drop the subject. But knowing Cole he wont.

“Yeah now your up to 300 subscribers, Yay.” He says sarcastically. Which he changes as he sees the hurt in my eyes. “I didn’t mean that. I just- I just don’t know why you wont let me help you out with that dream job of yours. We can move you into my place no rent needed.” he says hopefully.

“Cole Mitchell Sprouse, when have you ever known me to just take hand-me-downs. I love how protective you are of me and want to do everything in your power to save me, but you have to understand that I don’t come from a world where everything is right there. I'm starting from the bottom here and I just want to say one day I got there because I earned it, just like you did. I love you but just, just let me do this for me.” I say as I get up. “I’ll see you after I close okay. Thank you and I love you.” I say as I kiss him bye before getting back to work.

We both are now in my dark room, lying down in my bed; me tired from work, him tired from the drive from LA to Fresno. As he sits up staring at me into my eyes as I'm lying on my back staring back at him.

“You know I didn’t think of how you felt about this. I didn’t mean for you to sound like a charity case, you know that.,” he says slightly stoking my cheek, then moving his hand back to my waist.. “It’s jus I know how hard you work there, but I also know that you’d be one of the best actresses I will ever know and love. I just wish the universe felt the same way right now.” He says right before he kisses your forehead.

You sigh know exactly what he meant. “I know that. I love you for just being my cheerleader when needed. And you know I’ll always be your cheerleader when you need me to be. It’s just that my time to become everything I’ve always wanted is still a long way ahead of me then it was for you.” you say sadly smiling. He nods knowing you are right. “Oh and it wasn’t 300 subscribers, it’s 378!” I say matter of fact. We both chuckle lightly tiredly.

“Well since you do have the day off tomorrow, I would love it if you were actually my personal cheerleader and pull out that cheer outfit from your high school days.” he says stupidly.

“We’ll see about that.” I say as he leans down to have a quick little kissing scene, before he shifts himself back onto my bed, pulling my into the spooning position, and pulling the duvet on top of us. Me smiling because I know damn well I will be in that cheer outfit he loves so much, because I missed everything about him, especially him inside of me.

#cole sprouse #riverdale #jughead jones #jughead jones imagine #cole sprouse imagine