#girl i met on the internet

[lesbianjudasiscariot]

#girli #girl i met on the internet #audio #♡ #Spotify

[projectmayhem-stims]

DAD, DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, I PROMISE ONE DAY I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU

☁️ ☁️ ☁️

💙 💙 💙

👻 👻 👻

1/34 homestuck stimboards for 413! June/John Egbert!

#you dont ask questions about project mayhem [boards] #lyrics: girl that i met on the internet by girli #homestuck #413 #june egbert #john egbert #lip gloss #makeup #pouring #drinks #paint #slime #coffee #latte #blue #green #stim #stim gif #stimboard

[everythingsinred]

can we PLEASE stop tolerating the "god forbid women do anything" jokes when it comes to ACTUAL nonfictional atrocities. its not funny when youre talking abt real life murder, abuse, and exploitation and im tired of seeing it

#toxic femininity and all that.... #this is why its dangerous to put women in automatic 'assumed victim' positions #and men in automatic 'assumed perpetrator' positions #the whole men are bad women are victims thing needs to stop rly. #there is no inherent moral value in femininity or masculinity #these jokes make me sick. #woman serial killer murdered x amount of innocent men that shed never met before! and the internet decides shes a girl boss #not to mention the racial aspect that often goes into it w white women killers often targeting immigrant men #i hate the internet i hate radical feminists who blindly support every horrible thing every woman has ever done. i dont get it #little anya things #i just unfollow every single blog that posts anything that sounds like that lmao. good bye

[fatal-blow]

Tip for people who sit cross legged a lot: when you get up and stretch, twist your legs inwards and outwards a couple times to stretch out the pectineus muscle. It has to stay contracted to keep you in that position, and it gives you hip pain if its upset.

#the pectineus muscle is a trooper #support NDs everywhere with the urge to sit cross legged #you can also massage the pectineus muscle if sitting cross legged is painful #but girl it will not feel nice (even tho you will feel so much better afterwards) #anyways follow for more physiotherapy tips that no physiotherapist seems to know #(none in internet pop media or who I've personally met. most of these are ones im finding on my own because i have a body that is designed #to speedrun repetitive stress injuries the likes of which youve never seen) #bonus physiotherapy tip: most common aches and pains can be addressed with self-massage

[toxictranny]

when ppl use tone tags it’s amplified for me like what is /srs did u mean /Serious🗿

#online sm i make this emoji face irl.^^ it’s awful #i need buddies😡😡 #i love the internet because it makes me aware of how beautiful things are #but also um it makes me sad because i’m going to die without friends #i CAN imagine if we never met the broskis): #gf was like (dating app that has a friends option)? BRAH!!! never ever #they’ll just wna fuck me and i’ll be sad #because i Like being affectionate witj my friends n intimacy but idk #the line between joking around kissin ur pal on the cheek and having sex with ur pal is so thin around here! #it scares me because what if i can’t find connection without sex #i have all the sex i need ok and i used to be overly sexual. it didn’t go well but it was the only time i had friends when i was willing to #be sexy with any of them at any time #theyd get hurt if you were like ‘oh tht was just a one time thing’ means i’m being monogamous and lame or whatever #one time it turned into i ‘used’ them likeejgjfjr WE MADE OUT AT A PARTY and after that they thought we were gonna make out whenever we saw #each other. at the time i had two partners and i wasn’t looking lol it was just a kiss! #but everyone got mad at me and said i used them for sex (we didn’t have sex) and also that i ~lead them on~ #we were kissing for less than ten minutes too #grow the fuck up. honestly #also???? for the record i would LOVE to bone a friend here and there but i DON’T want ANY expectations for more #it’s just too much presh for me when ppl are like oh we’re in a relationship now! after we fuck #even fwb is a relationship.. situationship.. flirtationship. hook up. softting. like #there’s way too much for me i just want to get a lil jiggy with it couple times a yr. and watch my gf kiss girls thy would be so nice #anyway.. /Serious🗿 #toxictranny

[nkogneatho]

Are you sure you want a bf? 😂 Look at this

💌

I'm just sayin

thanks for the reality check. thank god i am bisexual🧍🏽‍♀️ gotta love women

#the only man i met who respected women was my professor/ex #and he was an actual man and not some 20 year old boy hating on other girls on internet #💌toodles

[millersix]

hypersexuality + social awkwardness rly fucks u in the ass huh

#not literally tho i wish <3 #im soooooooooooooo h//rny lately i cannot think or see straight ????? #like its making me Dumb and Crazy and i feel. a little bit feral #met an internet stranger yesterday + gave the best bj of my life + if i dont get railed in the next 20 seconds im gna explode #ANYWAY very tmi but. im losing it girls <3 #im too cute. to have this much trouble #woof #im not even ovulatingggg

[belfryprepz]

Guys the cheerleader asked me out 😳🤯

#maybe lesbians move too fast but im just really flattered and excited #I've never been on a 'real' date before #and she's really cute and interesting and I'd love to get to know her better #and just. AAAH. im fucking gay. and im nervous. excited but nervous #trying to convince my mom to agree to it #i have confirmation that she is very much a teen girl who lives in my area #obviously i will be meeting up with her at a public location etc etc #my mom just thinks it's odd we met through y>b0 (i told her it was snap actually) but. #when i ran through a list of all the queer girls ik (and don't know) for a solid 15 minutes she admitted that she can see why i would turn #to local girls on snap. #cuz my options are limited. anyway #im still doing better than a tumblr/twitter gf 😭 so #don't come in my ask box lecturing me about internet safety pls im doing everything carefully 😭 #belfryprepz

[lesbianjudasiscariot]

I want someone I can call at 2am while I've got that restless feeling again

#girl i met on the internet #girli #audio #♡ #Spotify

[pulchritudinous-plants]

no you know what im not over the fact that dell philby goes by his last name, not because it’s like a british thing to do, not because he’s a computer nerd and dell is a computer brand and he probably got teased because of it, not because it’s a stupid fucking name.

it’s because he thinks it sounds like a girls name.

#fucking idiot i love him #has he met a girl before?? #according to the internet there’s ~3608 people named dell in america #1116 are ladies and 2482 are boys #so objectively he’s wrong #but also what about dell screams girls name!!!? #like? #i mean think if the other girls names we have in the series. #isabella/willa. charlene. amanda. jess. wanda. sarah. like??? #asshole computer boy #amanda lockhart #charlene turner #dell philby #finn whitman #jessica lockhart #kingdom keepers #terry maybeck #willa angelo #disney headcanons #ridley pearson

[ashen-laguz]

ok. i missed yuuya pfp. i'm not strong enough to associate my online brand with anyone besides him

it's at least a dif yuuya image tho? does this count for anything? is this that "variety" the kids talk about???

#magical girl yoshi #it's so funny cause on discord i cannot stand having the same pfp for too long #i get bored of em and it feels wrong to have the same one #i used to be the same w/ the forums i met most of my closest online friends on #but on every other internet space i use? #no. i must be yuuya or else i'm not representing who i am as a human being properly #non-yuuya feels Wrong #i can't even go for the one fictional character who matters more to me then yuuya - yoshi #cause i'm not nearly as big of a mario-head as i was when i was younger #but hatoful is basically an eternal in my life now #like even when i'm not specifically hyperfixated on hatoful. it's always there in the back of my mind #im not always actively thinking about it but it definitely never leaves my mind

[truitt-story]

tenny. obviously Dx

this is THE tenny song to me

#THE WAY WE MET NOT SO UNIQUE ON THE INTERNET #WE MAKE UP STORIES A DIFFERENT STORY EVERY PERSON WE SEE #I DONT KNOW WHEN I FELL #SHE DOESNT KNOW AS WELL #ON A BEAUTIFUL SUNDAY WE'RE DANCING IN SUN RAYS #SHE'S WEARING MY BEAT UP JEAN JACKET SO DAMN WELL #ONE SWIPE OF A FINGER #SHE LEFT AND I LINGER #SHE'S KILLING ME WITH DESIRE FOR SOMEONE ELSE THESE GIRLS THAT MAKE ME WANNA DIEEEEE

[butchwink]

okay tumblr heres the deal. im a real dipshit. a real idiot. i really didnt do this on purpose. i lost my keys to the bottom of my purse for about a week and got them replaced so i have a backup set now but i ended up in the psych ward the second time this ramadan and its so hard to observe ramadan in a goddamn psych ward they want you fasting when the suns down its absolutely insane how christian this "laique" private military hospital is. the fort i have to volunteer at again. monfort. they think im a doctor or something but i have a bs degree in philosphy is what i keep telling them

either way i lost my wallet on the bus going to cash a cheque that was a refund for fucking hockey equipment. i bought a helmet, a bunch of tape, and other gear in time to get to play this winter. the sticks i bought out of pocket i had to buy sticks again lol cause i got rid of them during a move at some point along with my mothers walking stick. i cant keep all your bullshit alive mom and dad. sorry.

so basically donations from the internet are no good and i need a brave asshole in or around ottawa to offer me tissues toilet paper and a pack of smokes. i have weed and idc im the queen of france and everyone is too scared to try anything against me. its the middle of the night and id rather bug tumblr than keep texting my best friend.

sorry im like this i swear i didnt lose the wallet on purpose. theres no money on the card theres small change and the guitar pick i used to make my only lp in high school. it sucks cause i had to rush it and produce it all on my own but its lost media now afaik. idk where my hard drive in is this mess.

i dont wanna put my shit out on bandcamp because i hate the culture of asking ten bucks to download ones music. i get it its only ten bucks but this money is quite precarious around my ass and i dont care about getting tied to a wage. sorry my time is worth more than a wage or a salary and im a communist. i dont want to be the bitch asking a toonie for more eps and lps if i ever go back to the god damn studio. i dont want to be the bitch screaming about labor conditions and space jam bullshit in ottawa. this place is cursed and im like the devil or something. the aliens dont want to tie us up to our own bullshit labor contracts. im sorry the $12 million contract from the aliens is just as bullshit dont take it lmao dont offer it either bozos.

the french owe friendship and solidarity to the anishinaabe and im deeply ashamed no ones been brave eough to play the devil king or queen of france at the end times and end the occupation in palestine already. jesus fucking christ youre all assholes here stop playing jesus all of you little martyrs everywhere anyday we couldve had this.

my problem is im friends with joan of arc and anne frank and my mom is journaling my life because she thinks shes doing me and anne franks crowd a favor by being a zionist. forreal my moms a canadian idiot and i kind of hope she killed herself in shame 15 years ago because oh my god i dont want to talk to her for a couple months again fuck off mom the old regent queen of france needs to go back to bed it isnt even six in the morning the birds are singing but its dark af outside i should eat something

zior park made me cave to kpop again go check out christian and ghost sound of the summer. i miss kpop sorry i had to avoid kpop forever hi christian idiots over on the south side stop playing jesus omg youre such communists anyway wake up bozos.

im like the devil or something. im gonna play fma to get my mom back on october 3rd because i didnt forget, tumblr. i didnt forget you guys. idc if i lose an arm or a leg at this point. my brothers safe in his shell already dont go bugging alexandre. "dont call my name alejandro" means dont blast alex too and lady gaga failed that one so im blasting her. my family couldnt shut up about being work acquaintances and sharing family stories with her? sorry i have to blast my family like this theyre all assholes who wanna find out what happened to my mom anyway. and whoever else died.

and idcc lemme live my life holy shit its so structurally impossible to be myself as an autistic trans woman and the funniest bitch on the planet year after year whats my problem? im an ottawa citizen and i have to live a human life as lucifer. lucina. whatever its lucy now. i liberated hell as a child. they taught me ego death as a fucking toddler. amos daragon escaping hell as a teenager and being anxious? thats really cute that was my last airbender shit before nickelodeon caught on to something really special.

go check out amos daragon and berskerk already. and awakening. i wanna bring back pokemon. the real shadow games. fuck yugioh lol

ive got the madoka wish to end suffering in my pocket and ive had it for a long time. i cant believe we lost lauren. she was my homura. im so sorry lauren. rest in peace. please dont try to stop me its okay. ily. no shit i thought i was sayaka all along im like that. ill throw my soul gem into traffic watch me. i hate saying that line so much especially in this town its worse than inshallah. thats trudeaus dad saying hell put security on every mp during the october crisis. enjoy 2024. i hope the leafs win the cup in four years so hell can freeze over already i miss my odrs!! bring back the canal for more than a few days at a time! please?? anyone!? wake up!

#fire emblem #pokemon #montreal to madrid #lady lamb #anyone wake up!!!! #alison from orleans you devil someone go bug ali she showed me this website #this is her backyard i took over hello the internet you needed a special corner and i fucking found it tysm tumblr ily tumblr i cant lose u #ali wake up you might be the more restrained jealous wrathful bitch here but i think the war on ukraine is on you and i dude #forreal stop it with russian agent bullshit wake the fuck up and read lenin #whats the story with anastasia and the shotguns do you want me to tell it id rather ask her in person you know how it is #pokemon go to the polls? that was funny #lemme show you #pokemon go conquest #ottawa #montreal #toronto #cataraqui #idc ill make it a fan game with my friends if nintendo doesnt offer it to us anyway #watch the awakening cutscenes on youtube if you havent played awakening #im lucina wake the fuck up ali and i wished marth would get to be a chick already that was amazing thank you kyubeys at nintendo #that was alisons wish. the ukranian from my siblings school. the lesbian i was bearding with in college. yeah of course #she showed me tumblr how do you think this was gonna end anyway im not letting go of this thing and i bet neither is she #find her!! shes with the fire emblem crowd #lucina was her wish and shes a magical girl and a half this one. shes got a degree in translation now #we met learning german together at uottawa #lady lamb at lamoureux already fuck off other ali we were in arts thats the stairwell to hell #pokemon go conquest alreadyyy #from the malbaie to gaspé to winsor and thunder bay! give us pokemon already!! #(im handing out pokemon cards like no tomorrow joan of arc likes pokemon more than yugioh the king of games is back motherfuckers) #i cant wait to play the rat deck on my friends three blue eyes white quacavals or whatever the fuck the duck starter is called

[ratmonky]

obsessed w ur katana man fics like I've been rereading em week :] Also random question but what kind of music do you listen to? I feel you have good taste

thank you!

nah i be listening to everything but i definitely do NOT have good taste. nobody lets me play shit in their car or let me connect to their speakers, like there’s always a moment where ppl let me play my music for the first time and immediately regret it, and i can see it in their face

anyway this year was mostly mitski, csr, the cure, deftones, the smiths, radiohead and icp 💀💀💀 and these are the ones i am not that embarrassed to admit

#DELETE ASAP #one thing about me is that i am a nerd and a loser (csr and radiohead fan) stuck in a beautiful girl #you meet me irl- your first impression would be that i’m very unapproachable and distant #but if you met me through the internet your first impression would be that i’m annoying as fuck

[sunny-sol]

I AM ACTIVELY CRACKING AN EGG YOU GUYS

#egg #trans #trans egg #lol #some rando i met on the internet #may be a trans girl

[povlnfour]

ੈ✩‧₊˚ CRASH LANDING (LN4)

pairing: lando norris x f!reader

summary: lando accidentally hits a stranger with his car — the internet can’t stop referring to it as a meet cute. (un)fortunately for lando, mclaren agree.

genre: comedy, fluffy

authors note: a continuation of the ending to beached! you don’t need to have read that to understand this, however it will give some insight to the mclaren matchmaker jokes <3 also in light of that, this is set a few races in the future! *oscarsgf user refers to the character in beached!

*faceclaim: keeahwah on ig (but please imagine her as you see fit!)

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lando’s texts with y/n ੈ✩‧₊˚

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landonorris practicing safe driving

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user you are so unserious sir

user SOOOO IS THAT THE GIRL HE HIT BC

user no clue but she’s CUTE

oscarpiastri @/fia look here

landonorris i will literally remind your girlfriend of your murder attempts when you first met

user it’s giving meet cute

user i’d read a fic on it

yourusername you literally drove off BEFORE I WAS EVEN IN THE CAR

landonorris IT WAS AN ACCIDENT I WAS DISTRACTED

user ASSUMING THIS IS HER???

user @/user CLICKING ON HER ACCOUNT IT DEFINITELY IS

yourusername just posted a photo ੈ✩‧₊˚

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yourusername monaco recap🇲🇨 successfully didn’t get hit by too many cars!

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user AS IF LANDO HIT THE HOTTEST PERSON IVE EVER SEEN

user nah this is actually a full meet cute i’m sorry this is the shit you see in romcoms

bestfriend still can’t believe you didn’t take compensation but accepted a lunch date instead

yourusername can you blame me

user @/yourusername oh girl no one can you are so real for that

friend1 wait till everyone finds out you’re only there for another 4 days

user WHAT. i can’t have them separated already😶

user parasocial relationship with lando ended y/n is my new idol now

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photo 1: lando paid for me to get my nails done !!!

photo 2: :D

photo 3: ur all romanticizing my life rn but this is my view in a fancy ass restaurant]

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yourusername final days in heaven. i’ll miss so much about this place

👤 tagged bestfriend, landonorris

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user wait she doesn’t live in monaco?? she’s leaving??? just after i’ve gotten attached to her and lando???

bestfriend please come back to visit asap i cannot go too long without my y/n cuddles

landonorris seconded

user um lando sir,,, seconded the whole thing? cuddles included?

user this cannot be the end of the meet cute i refuse to

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landonorris safe to say i’ve had a pretty good break between races

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user a whole post dedicated to her with THAT caption? oh yep they’re whipped

user please tell me y’all are going to stay in contact?

user my heart is shattering already

mclaren 🧡

user MCLAREN PLEASE YOU’VE DONE IT ONCE BEFORE

texts with lando ੈ✩‧₊˚

mclaren interview ੈ✩‧₊˚

[transcript:

o: safe to say you’ve had a pretty interesting break before this race

l: hey let me remind you what happened for you over winter break!

o: okay but i didn’t literally hit my girlfriend with my car!

l: oh so you finally asked her out officially?

o: stop deflecting!

l: okay okay! yeah safe to say i had a nice time. always need a bit of a change in life!

o: so how are things going now?

l: (awkwardly) well you know how it’s… yeah

o: ah i get it. quite literally been there done that got the t shirt. but hey you did say all that when i got my big moment about mclaren—

l: no no no don’t give them any ideas! they’re listening!]

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mclaren the boys are back! don’t forget to check out the new interview on our channel where lando and oscar talk all things hopes for the second half of the season, workouts and… girls?

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user mclaren. mclaren look at me. you know what you have to do

mclaren 👀

user when oscar asked him about y/n… i wanted to cry he looked so sad are things over between them?

oscarsgf @/oscarpiastri you’re such a gossip

oscarpiastri you love me for it

oscarsgf @/oscarpiastri you know what i’m thinking?

oscarpiastri @/oscarsgf plotting?

oscarsgf @/oscarpiastri plotting!

user what on earth is going on…

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yourusername lately :)

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user you are so ! gorgeous !

user i can see why lando is obsessed

user speaking of… where is our favorite brit in the likes☹️

oscarsgf pretty girl!!!

yourusername oh?!? thank u cutie!!!

user ^ oh their plotting is in progress???

mclaren you’d look good in orange👀🧡

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mclaren it’s race day🫡

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user WHO IS THE GIRL

user IS THAT WHO I THINK IT IS

user PLEASE TELL ME THATS Y/N

user LOOK AT HER STORIES ITS DEFINITELY HER

user SOMEONE WHO IS THERE KEEP US UPDATED PLEASE

user just posted a thread ੈ✩‧₊˚

yourusername just posted a photo ੈ✩‧₊˚

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yourusername i don’t know guys, do you think he’s cute?

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user OH MY GOD FINALLY

landonorris i will hit you with my car again

yourusername is that a challenge mr. norris?

landonorris @/yourusername oh you better run fast

yourusername @/landonorris well duh cause you don’t know how to do the speed limit

user i love them. i love them so much.

oscarsgf omg can we force the boys to do mclaren double dates

landonorris leave this comment section now

yourusername @/landonorris too late we’re already texting

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landonorris we are successful victims of mclarens matchmaking services

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user THEYVE DONE IT AGAINNN

user new fav couple fr

oscarpiastri oh how quickly you all forget me

user @/oscarpiastri WE COULD NEVER

user clearly i need to work for mclaren to get a cute gf

oscarpiastri @/oscarsgf is the second photo giving you flashbacks as well

oscarsgf they’re stealing our thing

yourusername thank you for posting the nice park date photo of me

landonorris well in all the others you’re mid cartwheel

mclaren glad to be of service🧡 anyone else? @/patriciooward how are you doing?

landonorris i’m gonna stop you right there

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a/n: WELL. hello friends. i said i wasn’t gonna post a one shot for a while, then this happened. i just hope its up to standard! i’m a little rusty in my writing considering everything!

in regards to new works, gonna be working on getting my wips out soon, and maybe popping some new smaus out at the same time as they’re easy and quick-ish for me to work on considering everything going on! do forgive me if i do some random family orientated stuff — pregnancy hormones are giving me baby fever for everything (is it still baby fever if you’re having a baby?)

let me know your thoughts in the comments/reblogs/asks — i’ve missed talking to you all sm! i have anon emojis available if people wanna chat too🤍

for the first time in a very long time,,, love, giselle xx

taglist (found here): @idkiwantchocolatee @vellicora @alessioayla @bborra @crimeshowjunkie @minkyungseokie @paolexsstuff @celestialpato @champagnelovers101 @loxbbg @hobiismyhopeu @tsukishitm-a @moonypixel @champagneproblems17 @ironmaiden1313 @lqvesoph @sunflower-golden-vol6 @six-call @skatingiswalkingincursive @peqch-pie @m0cha-bunny @woozarts @he6rtshaker @iluvvmeeee @goldenalbon @izzy-marvel @lucyysthings @lichterfee @tallrock35 @treehouse-house @iloveyou3000morgan @scopeiguess @amaranthineghost @gwginnyweasley @hetfieldd @sweetbabygirlsworld @wittywhispers @dark-night-sky-99 @namgification @casperlikej @marshmummy @geniusalpaca

tags for this post: @the-untamed-soul @itsprashimusic @purplephantomwolf @jasminesacademia

#f1 x reader #f1 #lando norris #lando norris x reader #lando norris au #lando norris imagine #mclaren #lando norris blurb #lando norris smau #lando norris scenario #lando norris one shot