#girl are you an airplane

[moeblob]

I have fallen down the anime sports hole and landed on Eyeshield 21 and I'm so sorry I'm adopting all these kids.

(I was actually going to like. Hold off posting my silly sports anime doodles until after commissions but no I wanna share them now. It's hard out here being me who thrives off interactions and this show is like "hey what if we gave you lots of interactions and also a secret identity for MORE interactions".)

#eyeshield 21 #seijuro shin #sena kobayakawa #haruto sakuraba #ichiro takami #you might look at this and go Salmon please explain why you're drawing fanart for a football anime #and i cannot actually explain #not pictured is my undying love and adoration for the Ha-Ha brothers because they're great #im only on ep28 but please i care for them so much #me watching one say that a girl is his type: OH NICE I LOVE THIS I WILL SUPPORT YOU #me watching one suffer a fear of airplanes while on an airplane: SON YOU ARE DYING PLEASE NO KEEP LIVING #i have typed so many essays on discord to two people about the emotions this anime has given me #and its such a silly anime with funky moves with funny animations for the moves #but i actually really like it ??? like yes its about hs people playing football #but the fact the main character is an underdog #joining a team of two people thus making the entire team of now three an underdog #who then continue to grow with MORE underdogs being recruited #its actually very impressive to watch the characters grow alongside sena #like they do actively show the kids interacting in various ways and its a delight #the anime is just a bunch of good boys playing a game and having a good time bettering themselves #and i say this like im an expert when im still just ep28

[oatbugs]

if i had an allergic reaction again will my friend appear to hold my hand again if i get really drunk again will they carry me home if i'm too sick to get up will she call me at 5 AM to check up again if we've missed a flight and we're stuck in city we weren't meant to be in at 2AM will he tell me about philosophy again if i make bad decisions will she almost slap me in the face and hand me a cigarette again if i feel lost will she share shitty kebab and tell me about her life again will we get to play poker together again

#will he text me for advice about girls again #will she let me walk her home and tell me about her love life again #will she bleach my hair again will she cut my hair again will he teach me about jets and airplanes and the armories in his school again #will she tell me about the bell jar will she write music about me will they braid my hair in a hot summer again #will he walk next to me and tell me about how he wants to become an art curator? will he almost fall into a canal? #will she tell me to bite on a menthol cigarette again #will i get to see them smile again #i know we grow around memories and you never get over a person you lost really you just grow into and around the space they left behind #but theres just a lot of space #will i ever be big enough for everyone i ever loved #carrying memoried is so insane like what a monumental task #(id rather die than not carry them at all though maybe that's the same thing twice) #welcome to london paddington . etc etc #my friend cooked for me when i was too overtaken by heartache to do it myself. yesterday she put a blanket on me without me asking #if i lose her one day how will i carry that #idk how we are capable of this but our capacity for loss is so insane #anyway #time to stop grieving in advance #bye time to get off the train

[ihatebnha]

Something about airports that has dads at their most attractive… so now I’m just stuck w/ the imagery of Bakugo in his travel fit w/ your baby daughter strapped to his chest, both of their hair a little mussed, and both with the grumpiest glares and puffy eyes because neither were able to go to sleep at the right bedtime last night.

And she keeps fussing against him, not because she’s hungry or hurt, but because she wants to talk to him; tell him to stop letting you get up every five minutes, that the airport restaurant smells weird (he thinks so too), that she doesn’t like the hideous, matching jackets on the couple next to you… and all he can sit there and do is rub her little back in agreement :(

Oh my god, and Kirishima with a runner little boy… on his feet the entire trip trying to keep your son from dashing off and getting lost in the vast expanse of the airport. To make up for it, he puts him up on his shoulders and stands by the window to help him look at the view… but then he gets his own hair (which is scruffy and down because he’s a mess) pulled because the kid suddenly wants to play ratatouille and make him do all the running.

Definitely the kid who needs to waddle around in the aisle the whole flight, and stand at every row just to say to everyone, too (Kiri’s just behind him, trying not to bump his head, apologetic: “hi, everyone. Sorry, everyone”). It’s okay because they’re both cute, though.

And Deku’s the one who has a 45 minute Q+A session with his son… just about how long your flight is gonna take. Sitting on the ground and sharing every snack you give them like little prisoners. Stop this madness.

#bakugo #kirishima #deku #god I’m gonna go insaneeeeeeeeee #I actually haven’t seen any cute airport dads so far but there is a crying baby on my flight #and the thought of bakugo with a little crying baby … UGH JRBRKDJVKIV #not that I want our baby to cry but it’s just cuz she’s so smart she knows what’s going on and HATES it #just like him #he probably can’t stand airports and it’s just them being sad together and looking alike #and he’s so hurt whenever ur hurt so when ur kid is upset? man he’s LIVID #needs a massage asap LOL #as soon as you get home #I’ve been in such a girl dad bakugo mood lately #but lmfao also kiri #he’s so 🙁 about having to talk to everyone on the flight just bc ur kid wants to peep at everyone #leash baby fr except he probs told you that you wouldn’t need one of those leash backpacks #now look at u #LOOOL #sorry if this sucks I am on the airplane LOL #caitie post #kids tw

[badolmen]

My toxic trait is unironically liking 2000s-2010s country music 😔

#ra speaks #personal #sorry I’m Nostalgic this morning like #man I remember when my sister had a plastic purple and silver radio she kept by her bed #and she’d have it set to the local country station for the night and I’d fall asleep listening to like #Kenny chesney rodney attkins Miranda lambert Carrie underwood brooks and Dunn etc etc #and off there’s some Toby Keith-esque post 9/11 crap in there but like #*lies down on the floor sobbing* if you’re going thru hell keep on going don’t back down if you’re scared don’t show it you might get out #bEFORE THE DEVIL EVEN KNOWS YOURE THEREEEEEE #and yes yes there’s a lot of oooo I love beer and girls and tractors bullshit #but there’s also really sweet songs like we danced and watching airplanes and I loved her first and it won’t be like this for long and and a #*head in hands* the genre is so varied even post 9/11 it’s not my fault post 2016 it’s all devolved into trash outside of a few independents

[thesewordsareallihavetogive]

in case anyone was curious about my emotional state: i just cried while watching the Bee Movie.

#bee movie #<- the 2007 one with jerry seinfeld of all people #look!! the airplane scene is emotionally charged and very heart warming!!! #the nursing student in me actually said out loud “the nurse who manage to get and IV in adam's tiny little bee vein is an absolute icon” #every time i reference the fact that i'm in nursing school #i fear that some of you will think i fit the former high school mean girl stereotype #i can assure you that was not the case #i was Weird as hell #these tags got derailed LMAO

[ellis-reblogs]

tumblr stop showing me sw*fties challenge

no her next album is not going to be “pop punk” SHE OWNS A FUCKING AIRPLANE

THERE IS NOTHING PUNK ABOUT OWNING A FUCKING PRIVATE AIRPLANE

#god I’ve blocked so many tags #stop it stop it stop it #she’s just another white asshole using minorities to boost her status she doesn’t care about you she does not #I don’t care that people only see her as ‘breakup song girl’ even if she isn’t i don’t care look at what she’s actually doing #look at how she benefits from minorities by purporting them #look at the fact that she ALONE caused more CO2 emission than someone with FIFTY CARS could dream of #god I don’t know the exact math on the airplane thing but FUCK OFFFFF

[unproduciblesmackdown]

asia kate dillon as achilles in iphigenia crash land falls on the neon shell that was once her heart (a rave fable)

#so uh file that under #asia kate dillon #iphigenia crash land falls on the neon shell that was once her heart (a rave fable) #i could believe this is like achilles' introduction. ''whoa who's that twink'' the song; the scene #and it's kind of a degree removed like. the play having Recorded Elements so this is probably one of them #rather than say technically being a recording of a live performance during a live production. projected During productions probably yknow... #but. i am only guessing there lol this could in fact be like a rehearsal type recording As Would Be Performed Live #fun fact all these gifs are the same number of frames plus or minus like One due to error or smthing Maybe. save for gif 5 b/c good lord lol #like i have got to let this play out a little longer. restraint? not true to the airplane hanger achilles rave vibe probably #that being a shot of the second verse of the first chorus i.e. ''all the pretty girls why don't you kiss me'' like ooh goodness #like again if this is achilles' introductory scene & iphigenia is like Wowww Who's That....girl right??? #watching it at an extra lingering 0.75x speed for this gifset purposes like whew well i'm seduced. if ''pretty girls'' is totally figurative #but seeing as achilles is trans / nongendered / nonbinary or what have you out here like well hey. striking a pose. samesies #videos that let you appreciate being alive fully in the moment. true to the airplane *hangar achilles rave vibe #pretty girl dancing in the deluge help....

[freebooter4ever]

Are you afraid of being alone...forever??

Ha, is this a reference to my username? Lol indeed if there is one thing true about me forever its that these boots are free (although nowadays if one is feeling the crushing tyranny of government one can't easily take off on a sailing ship like one used to)

No but seriously im fine, i will be fine, im just actually dating someone and that brings out the worst of my insecurities. Being alone when im seeing someone is somehow worse than not having anybody at all. Instead of just chillin alone on a friday night suddenly im lonely waiting for someone to call.

#It doesnt help that we dont make any sense like we come from two separate worlds #Almost literally too this citys traffic doesnt help #But i feel like he should be dating the kinds of LA girls my programming friend dates #You know the beautiful ones who make glamerous look effortless and are rich and go to fancy restaurants and know the right clothes to wear #And how to do the right make up and spend hundreds of dollars on the right grooming procedures so they look pretty more than once a week #All ive got going for me is my extensive knowledge of airplanes #That feels like something you would look for in a friend not a date

[feluka]

ngl whenever i see posts that say certain emojis are passive aggressive or that the lady in the bluetooth speaker sounds pissed off or anything like that, i’ve never been more glad that i’m autistic

#🌻 #this isn't to say people aren't passive aggressive or mad. #this is to say if people were passive aggressive or mad to me in this way i wouldnt be able to tell! #peace of mind ^_^ i have no idea what the fuck is going on ^_^ #at school there would be kids who would ask me mean spirited questions and talk to e sarcastically and i would just respond happily #because in my mind they were just making conversation with me and it made me happy. anyway #one time another girl pulled me aside and told me 'you know they're making fun of you right?? stop entertaining them' #and i was like. oh wow i wish you hadnt told me! i love being fucking oblivious! #no truly i dont want to know if someone is being mean. let me be oblivious and at peace lol #i am already tormented by everything else let me have this thing. can we pretend airplanes in the night sky etc etc etc

[vonlipvig]

gamenight of pictionary with the friends, i forgot how much fun (and how chaotic) this game is :)

#i drew that atm im pretty proud of that one #top right was an airplane carrier... girl why did you draw the planes on the SIDE of the boat fknfkf i love it #according to jules

[channelrat]

something so personal about the og content boys

#its the lil spoon airplane w/ open wide for me skdghdshk #again w/ the childless girl dad energy sdlgkhsdg #the whole colorful part in i made you some content #it KILLS me #i want THAT more #bo give me full quality THAT #sony wont open my 4k :(((( #photoshop also wont open my 4k :(( #i have 1080 i think tho so .... quality nontheless #i rendered this 720 tho bc im not sitting all day for a lil obsession sdkhgsd

[sodrippy]

so classic the northam airline has ads

#girl we arent even off the ground yet can you relax #what kind of AIRPLANE has ADS cmon

[travalerray]

it's the WORST when you can't interact with a particular fandom at ALL because they are simply incapable of talking about the plot but WILL talk about your NOTP for hours on end so you just mope about it in silence

#griping and grumbling about fandom as usual #I understand that shipping is like. A huge part of fandom culture #but it's getting on my nerves lmao #and I am going to bitch about it on my personal blog if nowhere else #(another reason I hate the ship is because of the awful power dynamics that are passed off as sexy™ and specific scenes that annoy me to #death. It's just a specific irk of mine. I don't really like ships where there is SUCH a huge power gap and then the narrative is like. But #did you know that the MAN in the higher power position ALSO suffered SO much. Like yes I know it's not the fault of the novels themselves #(they are...passable. Not the best I have read but I like them fine so) because they do engage with the themes somewhat (even if I wish tha #the author did not put the romance element due to fandom pressure. Airplane ass writing in play here. Feeling more and more like Cucumber b #the day) it still feels icky. I am very much for bad meetings turning to love trope but god this is just annoying #I don't know. He is a good character. She is a good character. Everyone is a good character. Romance? Trash. Plot? Lost track #I think the main reason is that it's trying to pull the ''she is not like the other girls because she is not into his looks (lmao) and thus #they are fated'' like I don't want to say it but I really don't like the romance trope of ''they were not like the other girls because they #were the only person who did not want to fuck them. Thus the story can only end when they do would want to fuck them'' like bitch what #it's worse when I see someone hc'ing her as as/pec like.....I wish we could have that #I wish we could have as/pec characters in mainstream media without having to specifically keep typing and filtering for them #it hurts so bad. #it's one of the biggest reasons I can't be bothered to watch the other one #sigh. #is it so bad to want a story where the mc isn't attracted to the creep and remains not attracted to said creep (who also! Isn't! Attracted! #To! Her!) #like yeah yeah there probably is but I have to put effort into searching that up so I am going to complain for a few more seconds and go #back to sleep. #kk's rambles tag

[bibereangelum]

is it really comic gatekeeping or do you just lack media literacy and reading comprehension skills

#mike speaks #yes a lot of comic books ppl are elitist #but in this day in age its so #easy to find reading lists #and deep meta analysis of comics #ESPECIALLY SHIT THAT'S BEEN OUT A WHILE. #So like is it gatekeeping #or are you not rubbing your two braincells together #are you not forming thoughts and thematic connections #'I don't want to read EVERY comic-' #you literally don't have to #if you can connect characters and themes #and how those interact #you will be fine. #too many ppl bust their asses explaining comic shit online for free #ESPECIALLY IN PODCAST FORMAT LIKE GIRL #LISTEN 2 PEOPLE EXPLAIN COMICS WHILE WASHING DISHES ITS SOOO FUN #i got the fucking SCOOP on Rachel Summers on a fucking airplane. #im so irritated im so god damn irritated

[please-picturemeintheweeds]

Me finishing up a long talk about labor politics and how airport 🛩️ workers should strike next -> logging on to girlblog about my favorite jet setting pop star Taylor Swift ✨🦄🎆💖⚡️ because having a fandom tumblr account or not isn’t actually praxis 🌹💪🏻👩‍🌾

#this post brought to you by a conversation with my touring musician partner #he tours the us with a relatively well known bluegrass band and they rely a lot on airplanes #travel has been making some of his friends miss entire gigs #so we were thinking about how to feasibly tour and make money and see family and not rely on airplanes and airport laborers #also talking about where to try and buy land at some point and the ethics of that vs trying to convince my parents to leave me their house #it’s in a really unique spot wrt local government and I am finding myself becoming involved in local politics about ADUs #and if I want to be able to one day turn this block into a commune I would like the right to build one! #but our conservative HOA has locked in on me as an ally in their fight against Additional Dwelling Units bc I am pushing for the environment #and someone brought up that the neighborhood is an old growth forest at the last meeting apparently! #anyways!! point is- it’s all fun and games to talk politics and Taylor but at the end of the day you can girl blog and not have that #reflect on your actual lived values and actions #plus! there’s definitely something worth while about using gossip as a way to understand what your values are! #me and my partner (a folk musician dedicated to labor movements through his working class ancestors/family) have talked a lot about Taylor #bc it’s fun! and she’s someone in his field! but also we can fine tune our beliefs about touring ethics by studying the worlds biggest tour #it’s fascinating! #c #Sam spam #hiding this deep in tags bc I’m scared: #let’s not eat Taylor when the time comes but maybe she can redistribute her land and properties to feed and house the homeless? #and pay climate reparations to families living within 1 mile of airports she uses #read something horrifying about lead in jet fuel and low income homes near airports….

[runwayrunway]

I'm going to interrupt my normal posting schedule briefly to discuss naming airplanes. Don't worry, I'll post the regularly scheduled Friday review after this, but first I'm going to talk about naming airplanes.

When I say that I don't mean naming types of airplanes. I mean giving the airplanes names. A lot of airlines do it. Back in the day you had your Clipper This, Flagship That, Star of the Whatsit, so on. Lots of airlines name theirs after places. Aer Lingus names theirs after Irish saints. SAS names their Vikings. FedEx Express gives theirs human names, like Gabriel, Richard, JobEdokat, and Meredith.

The year is 2023 at time of writing. Clipper This, Flagship That, and Star of the Whatsit are now all relics of a distant past where a plane ticket cost more than some cars and airports sold life insurance at kiosks. That age is long past. Delta, United, American...all cowards, their airplanes long unnamed. Though the practice is alive and well elsewhere, for some reason it has largely gone dormant in the United States. There are few exceptions, but there are exceptions, and there is one in particular which stands out from the rest. Just one carrier on a mission and their 289 individually named flying machines.

I would like to present you with a curated selection of things which jetBlue has named their airplanes. There are many more - 289, to be specific. Take a look through them all if you care to. But this is a list of my favorites. Just a bit of appreciation for a true titan of aircraft-naming in an era where the art seems all but lost.

Roses Are Red, This Plane is Blue (N3104J)

Aruba, Jamaica, Blue I Wanna Take Ya (N2016J)

Blue's That Girl? (N997JL)

Don't Hate Me 'Cause I'm Bluetiful (N996JL)

Don't Mind If I Blue (N971JL)

Blue Kid On The Block (N913JB)

1. Fly JetBlue 2. Repeat Step 1 (N807JB)

Shantay, Blue Stay (N794JB)

#Follow @JetBlue (N334JB)

Enough about me...let's talk about blue (N712JB)

Big blue people seater (N705JB)

Bippity, Boppity, Blue (N565JB)

Blue-yah! (N187JB)

Badda Bing Badda Blue (N534JB)

FuhgeddaBlueDit (N3113J)

Boogie Woogie Bluegle Boy (N3062J)

My Other Ride is a JetBlue A320 (N329JB, an Embraer E190)

My Other Ride is a JetBlue E190 (N793JB, an Airbus A320)

And, my personal favorite:

How's My Flying? Call 1-800-JETBLUE (N715JB)

(Although if you can read that, you're probably too close. Incidentally, 'If You Can Read This, You're Blue Close' is an A320-200 with the registration N729JB.)

#stopovers #runwayrunway blueses it #jetblue