#get yourself a rotisserie chicken today to immediately devour it and slurp the bones dry

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if you have never torn open a rotisserie chicken with nothing but your bare hands and carnal urge to get into a fight I highly reccomend it

#one of life's greatest pleasures #this shit is BUSSIN #crispy #juicy #tender #i just threw my newborn son into a blender #sorry #seen that one? #anyway #get yourself a rotisserie chicken today to immediately devour it and slurp the bones dry #UGH #so good #om nom nom #like ripping the best bite out of your kill as a paleolithic hunter #i have hunted #killed and trapped this chicken #roasted over a fire with animal fat #and now I tear into it like i've been starving for three days #which i have #YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD MAKE THIS BETTER #SALT #I'M A GENIUS #i was so right #add some salt to your kill today mutuals #chimkin #autism: THIS SIDE HAS BAD COLOR NO EAT #me: ok but what if i made the Opposite side touch my tongue so we don't taste it #autism; suspiciously: go on #broke: dinner #woke: evening kill