#get it bc ur emoji is apple juice

[mpregfrance]

im sending you a million hugs and kisses (open or closed mouth dealer’s choice). and orange juice (pulp or no pulp ur choice) OR EVEN APPLE JUICE, IF YOU’RE A TASTE GODDESS OUTSIDE OF SEXUAL TASTES. and a fancy cup of tea. and freedom for the foreseeable future. I am not a doctor BUT. trust that i AM a prophet and quite literally just had a vision thattttt…. everything will be alright cus im coming to find you*🤞🤞🤞and i missed you and im SOOO GLAD UR BACK HOME 😿 and and and I LOVE YOU I HOPE YOUR TESTS GO WELL AND IM ROOTING FOR YOU ❤️🧡🤍🩷💜 🫂 ❤️🧡🤍🩷💜

i hope cleorrrr—and SIGH hubby too… ❤️—gets the biggest hugs ever, and she licks your face and gives you those crazy ass humanlike cat hugs you see on twitter MWAH MWAH

*idk if u like the killers, but read this in the cadence/with the vibe of “everything will be alright” by them

THANK U <3 this is so sweet im sobbing ily too... puppy eyes emoji x2... if i put my trust in anyone on this gosh darned webbed site its u. i have faith in ur sapphic healing powerrs dr maggie (prayer hands emoji) and I MISSED YOU SM i have never been in a hospital for that long... and without frussy?? torturous.

anyway the consensus is that it's probably both migraines and the intracranial pressure conspiring together to inflict maximum suffering. i got a few prescriptions and once my spine gets tapped like a maple tree im gonna feel much better <3 im just frustrated bc i dont know when exactly im getting that procedure done so idk what to tell my work?? like they said they would call to schedule so im just waiting for that. hopefully i'll know by the end of the day.

i missed cleurrrr so much... sobbing emoji... i heard she was being a MAJOR STINKER while i was gone and now shes being very sweet and sooky <3 zana refuses to come near me... bitch ass... as for my husband he's the same... he's a moid after all but it was weird being away from him tho </3

anyway i'll take uhhhh sopping wet open mouth kisses (gay) and orange juice WITH PULP bc im a sick freak who likes bits of slimy chewy stuff suspended in liquid. boba. chia seeds. secretly im hungry for tadpole. and mayhaps i shallst brew a cheeky pot of T2's finest french earl grey... ohohoho... a delight for the senses .... a positively brilliant suggestion milady....

(and yeah the killers are p alright they're my favorite mormons definitely... 'all these things that i've done' is a certified banger + 'when you were young' makes me ugly sob... ukus coded??)

#<333 #i wuv u #my beloved mutual #ask and ye shall receive

[strawberryspotsstuff]

*stumbles into ur ask box like the "i got new shoes" vine*

HOWDY YALL IVE COME TO MAKE ANOTHER REQUEST COWBOY EMOJI

so todays request is a platonic mr realism x reader bc like,,, yh ea

i had an idea where like reader is the babysitter of the little man and is yk just playing with him and joey is like "do you want to see my friend" and reader is like "huh ceeday sfx" LFNMAISOAJ

anyways mr realism is such a little guy hes so tiny and so skrunkly he is turning 7 tomorrow i hope he explodes/ref

little skrunkly <33333333 little dude!!!

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Platonic! Mr Realism x Reader

Joey scribbled on a piece of paper, crayons and blocks scattered across the floor, he sat crossed legged in his room humming to himself.

You were occupied in the kitchen, you hummed softly. Finishing buttering a piece of bread along with pouring a hefty amount of apple juice in a glass cup. You laid the bread on a plastic red plate, scooping up the cup and made your way back to his room, joining him.

"I should show you my friend" Joey grinned, stuffing his face with the piece of bread and holding his glass cup with both hands.

You titled your head, concerned. "your-wha-huh?"

"My friend!" he stated again, gulping down his drink and letting it roll away on the floor, before blinking up at you.

"How about we finish your drawings! And we get to bed!" you encouraged, biting your lip as you sweated buckets.

"MMM, but we must meet my friend! They want to meet you!"

"ahahaha- lovely." you gulped, ignoring his glossy stare.

You tried to distract him with toys and drawings throughout the night and by the end of it, you thankfully got him to bed. Your cried in your head, that you didn't have to meet his "friend". But, strangely enough you could feel something watching you.

As you tucked him in, you slowly creeped out of his room and cleaned up the place. Bored, there wasn't much to do here, except "babysit" Joey and his "friends".

You shivered at the thought of meeting them, ever. Washing your hands, and wiping it on your pants, you peered inside his room again and thankfully he was still asleep. Your gravely remembered the times, he wasn't in his bed and was, just standing at the bottom of the basement stairs.

You shook the thoughts away before scurrying to the living room and making yourself comfy on the couch, wrapping yourself in blankets and pressing yourself into the pillows, yawning.

Slowly but surely, you stared at the open doorway of Joey's room before closing your eyes and drifting to sleep.

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TADA!!! will you meet his friends?? who knows!!!

#strawberrycow writes #roblox myths #Platonic! Mr Realism x Reader #roblox myths mr realism

[gothmonsters]

ushijima wakatoshi hcs

listens almost exclusively to either classical music or incoherent death metal. it calms him

also listens to like. true crime or gardening podcasts when he’s working out indoors to distract himself from the exertion

has a cat. she’s a tiny fuzzy grey rescue cat. her name is madoka because she’s small and round and curls up into a ball against ushi’s neck when he’s sleeping 

he lives on the shiratorizawa campus so he sees some Weird Shit from his team. he’s immune to 3am hijinks. sometimes he joins in

genuinely enjoys brightly coloured snacks but will tell NO ONE

his favourite juice box flavour is apple

he’s sooooooo touch starved but he doesn’t realise it until somebody like. touches his shoulder when talking to him and he’s like “oh i want more of that” but has NO idea how to ask for it and feels weird abt just. touching his friends mid conversation

he’s autistic and struggles with overstimulation at school sometimes. he’s fine with crowds bc he can tune them out in a game or when he’s running or w/e but in every day life he HAS to have headphones in otherwise his Entire Self Hurts 

he also stims by running. and fiddling with a volleyball. and his keys. and twirling things like pens or chopsticks 

he’s actually very compassionate and gets on rly well with kids bc he’s so blunt 

thinks theres few things better than digging ur hands into some good, rich earth while gardening (the few things are volleyball, hayashi rice, and occasionally a perfectly brewed cup of green tea with his mom)

average grades. he genuinely enjoys most of his studies because he likes to learn things

he’s dense, but actually a total sweetheart when he needs to be. great hugs. tendou can confirm, as he’s on the recieving end of those hugs more often than most

he also assigns emojis to the names in his phone because he thinks they’re cute. tendou’s is the ice cream cone emoji. he’s frustrated that the only option is vanilla

forgets to moisturise his hands sometimes so he ends up with RLY rough palms and dry skin

he’s a nail biter, but not so much t hese days. when he was younger, though, his nail beds were absolutely fucked

doesn’t rly consider dating as a serious thing currently, but is at least aware of ppl crushing on him bc he’s a big, tall, strong athlete. he’s probably gay and has no personal issue with it bc he genuinely doesn’t see the point in worrying abt it. its just a Thing 

after a match, his routine is this: rehydrate, shower, comfy clothes, listen to a podcast, and eat something fried and crispy. sometimes chicken. depends

really really loves his dad and he’s sad that he doesn’t get to see him much, but he calls his dad after matches and appreciates that his dad makes an effort to be involved in his life

has a tattered old totoro plushie his dad got him when he moved away

has definitely helped several old ladies with their groceries 

doesn’t rly like cities, they’re too loud and polluted

hilariously awful bedhead, and is a grumpy, silently menacing mess for at least 30 minutes after waking up, even tho he’s naturally an early bird

can mimic bird calls 

he cant cartwheel and it haunts him to this day 

was a very very shy kid and didnt make friends easily. he’d hide behind his parents legs whenever he was introduced to new people and rly struggled to speak around ppl he wasn’t too familiar with 

he’s still shy, but comes off as scary more than anything

tendou once ruffled his hair and ushi literally couldn’t physically move for exactly 2 minutes after. tendou thought he broke him. turns out ushi likes having his hair played with

has a lot of respect for goshiki and wants him to keep striving to be the new ace after him. he likes the kid and wants him to do well 

he likes it when tendou reads manga in his room bc tendou knows when to not be too loud and sometimes reads out the speech to ushi with no context in dramatic voices. it makes him smile

he’s actually a fan of sailor moon and tokyo ghoul. not even tendou is aware of this

his fav mid-match snack is a good, cold easy peeler orange with an apple juice box

rly bad at ties. like..... rly rly bad at it. its embarrassing 

he met bokuto once and wasnt sure if he liked or hated the guy. he likes bokutos hair, at least

has a weird as fuck sense of humour. he has a secret folder of just. incomprehensible memes, usually the deep fried and meme layered types because the sheer ludocrisy of them makes him laugh

he makes a squinty face when he’s frustrated or if he’s been studying for too long and its adorable

he;s adorable

i love him

#personal #ushijima wakatoshi #haikyuu!! #haikyuu headcanons #hq headcanons #ushijima headcanons #headcanons