#genuinely does he have more than like 3 golf outfits

[sanchoyo]

danny phantom season 2, episode 17-20 thoughts! finishing up season two! the finale is the THIRD 2-PARTER OF SEASON 2. that's so many! I wonder how many season 3 will have?

see prev episode thoughts in this tag <3

-UERGH WHY DOES VLAD HAVE AN AI WITH MADDIE'S FACE ON IT. SOOO CREEPY. AND MORE 'CREATIONS' waiiiit. vlad is Dr. Frankenstein! (despite his ghost design obviously referencing vampires) HE HAS 'CREATIONS' HE MAKES THEN WONT TAKE REAL RESPONSIBILITY FOR!!! this bitch.

-danny was late and his friends immediately start going off about how hes inconsiderate, and has been treating them like sidekicks??? he just overslept, my god. chill. even if he has, be nicer about talking about it with him?? he really can't help that he sometimes has to chase the ghosts, or has a secret identity to protect...

-'what kind of ghost haunts a miniature golf course' umm. me as a ghost. next question

-imagine going home and theres a tiny child on your bed claiming to be your cousin. with as many cousins I have, I would probably believe her. but the 'ran away from home' BIT....SHES 12?? SHES SO TINY. I hate that they have her belly out in her ghost form, but I like how her colors are asymmetrical. something about her design...maybe the proportions?? are weird to me...anyway danny was good to feed her, but he shouldve taken her to his parents FIRST. or, tbh, probably jazz. (JAZZ DIDNT EVEN GET TO MEET HER!!! NOOO. I mean she said she'll be BACK BUT STILL)

-ANYWAY. shes voiced by AnnaSophia Robb, the girl who was in because of winn dixie, played as violet from charlie and the chocolate factory, and was the girl from bridge to terrabithia. (the movie that made me cry hysterically when I was 12 and I never watched it again because it Broke Me!) thats super cool.

-vlad sucks: the episode, basically. what's new!! I love how he's like, I'm Not A Villain. *immediately cuts to him torturing danny to make him transform, to get mid-transformation DNA, to perfect a Clone.* *immediately shows that he doesnt give a shit about his new daughter Dani and just wants a ''more perfect clone'' and will put her in danger to get that. will let her DIE to get that*

-Dani is danny's clone and is a girl? transgenderism....one of them has to be trans. or they both are.

-dani just. leaving at the end. WHAT? SHES 12. DONT JUST. NO!!! SHE WAS PROBABLY JUST BORN, A MONTH AGO AT MOST, RIGHT?? SHE NEEDS...SOMEWHERE TO LIVE. MONEY? FOOD?? A FAMILY?? AN EDUCATION???! WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE'S LEAVING!!! OKAY BYE I GUESS!!! D: concern!!!

-the next ep opens with skulker chasing a ghost down. ...does skulker count as a ghost hunter in the way valerie and danny do? I mean, sure, he hunts the good guys too, but he. he hunts ghosts...also, we haven't seen his Real Form since his debut episode! tiny...

-the guys in white are back! ngl, I assumed they were a gag for that one episode. you're telling me they might actually be a threat? ok.

-valerie in her lil nasty burger uniform looks so cute!! glad shes not in that mascot uniform this time. I guess she stopped hiding that she's working there now?

-gregor having white hair, dressed in black and white...and green eyes...sam has a Type, I guess.

-danny being unnecessarily hostile about gregor. danny!!! hes been nice so far. he looks a little...tall to be 14, but. danny doesnt know anything about him! (he does Suspect, but...you cant just spy on people and be rude to them from a hunch.) also, gregor kissed her, and when she freaked out, he was like 'oh no!! sorry, we can take it slow! I understand!' which was NICE. I hate jealousy plots still tho.

-altho. umm. tucker, being concerned about danny spying on them??? SAM AND YOU WERE SPYING ON DANNY AND VALERIE A FEW EPISODES AGO!!!!! im not saying its RIGHT, but dont be a hypocrite!!! AND THEN SAM BEING MAD ABOUT IT, TOO.

-DANNY IS A 7 ON THE SCALE OF ECTOPLASMIC POWER!!! out of 10? so I want to know where the other ghosts rank...I mean it's a list from the guys in white, so, it may not even be accurate, like, they havent seen ALL of his powers, have they?

-Lancer being like 'im not cooperating with the FEDS' until they said they could access his tax records. they already did that joke with jack, but like, its still funny. kings of tax evasion.

-tucker's aggressive third-wheeling. but gregor being super into it. gregor/tucker is the real ship here. then gregor kissing danny on both cheeks after hugging him. bi poly king gregor. (he does turn out to be a liar with a phoney accent. unsurprising, BUT THE CONCEPT OF HIM BEING GENUINE AND THEM ALL DATING IS FUN)

-THE...GUYS IN WHITE THINKING GREGOR IS DANNY PHANTOM. LMAOOO. GET HIS ASS. or,, Elliot. lmfao

-sam saying tucker is part of the package because theyre friends was super sweet <3 but also 'part of the package'...polyships are obviously the solution to these dumb jealousy/love triangle plots.

-danny crashed a whole plane. the collateral damage...

-is he....

-you know....

.... (ITS NOT GAY IF YOU'RE DOING IT TO PRETEND TO BE SOMEONE YOU'RE NOT, AND LIE TO A GIRL. RIGHT? he was getting a little too into pretending to enjoy tucker's company, and the above...c'mon, guy.)

-lmao, freakshow is in actual prison. I didn't expect a follow up, or for him to show back up! in the finale of this season, too!

-THE SICK TATTOO GHOST IS NAMED LYDIA!!! more Lore On her. freakshow seemed genuinely concerned about her. also, is she mute? I don't think she talked the first time we saw her, either. and we didn't know freakshow 'envied' ghosts, either, the first time, we just knew he was controlling them. interesting!

-...they literally stole the infinity gauntlet from marvel and called it the reality gauntlet. is that legal. what the fuck. even with the gems in the lil slots, having different powers...they had freakshow in jail, but didnt check his pockets??! hes just still in his lil outfit??? what kind of ...oh, its in amity park. yeah, all of the adults are idiots, okay, sure.

-'freakshow!' 'in the anemic flesh!' dude take some iron pills then. also, sure, the red eyes could be contacts for his aesthetic, but the whites of his eyes are yellow! does he have jaundice?! he severely needs more...like, every kind of vitamin. (this is what im worried about as freakshow attacks danny with giant robots)

-again, goth circus is a sick theme, and I love his goth train.

-oh FUCK every single person saw danny transform. on a stage. including his parents via TV. oh god. the guys in white and immediately like 'youre coming in for experiments!' SCARY. at least the crowd is willing to help him to escape...perks of now being a local celeb! even the kids at school are accepting :) this is what, the third time his family has found out? its always been an alt timeline tho. and danny fully intending to just rewrite things again instead of...I dunno, trying to roll with it this time? hes really worried his family won't accept him, huh...

-'maybe our son IS THE GHOST BOY, but its not as if our family's ghostly activities have EVER PUT YOUR FAMILIES IN DANGER' maddie. mmmmmmmmmmmm. okay.

-danny 100% prepared to run away from home because of this :( oh :( and saying his parents are 'looking for him, or a scalpel to dissect him with' ouch...

-THE GUYS IN WHITE TRYING TO ARREST A 14 YEAR OLD. fuck da feds.

-side note (another one about voice actors...) freakshow's voice actor, Jon Cryer, was lex luthor in pretty much every DC tv show, which is why I recognized his voice, because my dad loves those shows so I've seen a good bit of them without seeking them out...)

-the old man saying 'hey, i still had minutes left!' and danny saying 'you gotta watch those roaming charges!' about danny destroying the people in the diner's phones so no one could report seeing him...would kids today understand these things. can you even BUY minutes anymore...I remember my first phone being a flip phone, and the fact I always had minutes when my sister ran out super fast, because I didnt have friends calling or texting me like she did...:/

-the fentons being genuinely like 'why didnt danny trust us and tell us this, we love him :(' and JAZZ LAYING INTO THEM WITH THE 'DISSECTION/MOLECULE BY MOLECULE' LINES. LITERALLLLY. they need to apologize

-technically, lydias stronger than you! -jazz lesbianism moments! when did you even learn her name!!! but also get freakshows ass. lydia is also cooler looking. looove her design sm still.

-jazz psychoanalyzing freakshow... (also, her also having ghost envy? au where jazz is a ghost!! id like to see it)

-im glad the kids still got to go to their respective vacation things, even if they cant really stick around and enjoy them much...

-furry: confirmed. (also tucker calling her hot. tucker is a furry confirmed)

-danny being mad someone at the comic con is selling comics of him without permission, lmfao. give him his royalties!

-freakshow > thanos because hes a drama clown and does use his gauntlet to be FLASHY AND DRAMATIC.

-jazz's 'USE PYSCOLOGY' to danny about freakshow LMAOO. AND THEN IT WORKING. but, oh, freakshow's ghost form sucks. I like him as a clown better tbh. good thing danny took away his ghost powers!

-his parents hugging him and saying theyre proud :"( and saying 'of course you lied to us, we never gave you a reason not to!' and saying they were in the wrong basically for always talking about hurting ghosts aaaa :""(

-then he WIPED THEIR MEMORIES AGAIN!!! FUCK. I can understand him wiping the goverments/student bodies' memories, but why his parents?? they were being accepting!! ARGHHH. season 3 couldve been them all trying to adjust to them knowing!

-I know, on a meta level the showrunners probably wanted to just reset things to the status quo of him having a secret identity. But. We've been doing that for (2) seasons, I'd love if season 3 could be like, his parents adjusting to this and trying way harder to learn more and accept it (and the shenanigans that could come from that) and for fun, if he didn't wipe the students memories, it could be him being popular for a while, then everyone slowly realizing, oh, he's still Danny. Like. he might have ghost powers but hes Just The Same Guy instead of putting him on a pedestal (and seeing them all try and help him hide it from the giw/people who don't know!!)

-fuck they didn't even explain WHY he wiped everyone except sam, tucker and jazz's memories. he just Did It right when his parents were saying they loved/accepted him!! and sam and tucker didnt question it at all!!! HELLO??? very annoyed about this turn of events.

-anyway. onto season 3! I know its shorter than the first two seasons, and is the last season... I might just do it in 2 bursts if I can... :3c depends on the episodes' content and how much I want to say about each!

#sanchoyorambles #danny phantom #dp thoughts

[bbyboybrock--archived]

Serendipity (C.B) | Chapter 3

Summary: Serendipity: (n) the chance occurrence of events in a beneficial way

Popular youtuber Isabella Hart, known as Bella to her audience, bends over backwards to separate her youtube life from her private life. Known for her overall clean content and her bubbly attitude, Isabella has a wild side to her that only those inside the youtube community know about. When Bella meets Colby during one of the trap house parties she finally meets someone she can be her genuine self with. When trouble arises after their meeting, will Bella be able to hand the pressure or will she destroy her relationship with Colby as well as herself in the process. [This starts in 2018]

Written: 2019

Word Count: 3,077

Warnings: swearing

Serendipity Masterlist

"I'm about to leave right now. Bye!" I tell Colby before hanging up my phone.

Today was Colby's turn to plan a date. We've got on 4 dates total if you don't count today. So far we've gone to the beach, the aquarium, drive-in movie, and mini golfing. We've gone a date about once a week for the past few weeks. Because we're both busy doing our own things, him exploring and me working on my channel, we spend more time texting or face-timing. I have no idea what we're doing for this date, Colby refuses to tell me. Whatever he has planned requires me to wait with him at his house. He decided to take this time to introduce me to his roommates.

I'm nervous about meeting them and I don't even know why. Maybe it's because they're like his family. From what Colby told me and what I've seen from videos, they're all really close. I'm nervous to the point where I've changed my outfit four times. I finally decided on wearing ripped black jeans and a grey tank top. The only think Colby told me about tonight is that I can dress comfortably. I slip on a pair of black converse and I grab my jean jacket before walking out.

****

When I get to their house I recheck my makeup and make sure my hair is fine. I decided against straightening my hair and just left it in its natural curly state. When I got to the front door and knocked I only waited a few seconds before Colby opened the door. He engulfs me in a hug and lets me in. I've never seen the inside of the house in the day or without it filled with people. It looks better than the night of the party when I first met Colby. We pass by the infamous kitchen and walk into a room with seven people sitting on the couch. I can vaguely recognize all of them but my eyes lock on Brennen. I know that he's friends with Colby but I didn't know that they were close enough to introduce the girl he's talking with to him.

"Hey guys, this is Isabella. Isabella, these are my roommates Corey, Devyn, Jake, Aaron, and Sam. Then there's Sam's girlfriend Kat who doesn't live here and neither does Brennen." Colby introduces me to everyone who was sitting down. I plaster on a fake smile and avoid looking at Brennen.

"Hi, nice to meet all of you. I've heard so much."

"Actually, I need to finish something. I'll leave you guys alone to get to know each other. I promise I'll be back." Colby says before kissing my forehead. He gives my hand a reassuring squeeze before disappearing upstairs.

I find an empty seat near Kat and sit next to her. I watch as Aaron, Corey, and Jake play a game on the tv.

"So Isabella, how did you and Colby meet?" Kat asks. Her body is fully turned towards me. I can feel Brennen's eyes on me.

"We met here actually. I ran into Colby at the party you guys had six weeks ago. I needed a break from dancing and a refill so I made my way to the kitchen and the rest was history."

"Wow, I can't believe Colby got a girlfriend without actually having to leave the house." Jake retorts.

"Oh no, I'm not— We're not dating. We're just hanging out."

"Well, I can tell you that it's a big deal for Colby to bring any girl over to meet us. I can tell you that as his best friend, he keeps his private life very private. I know that there are a few girls that he's talked to in the past that he wouldn't even mention their names." Sam says. I watch as Kat nudges him and gives him a warning sign.

"He did bring some girls over that we couldn't tell if they were dating or not," Corey says without looking away from the screen.

"Okay, that's enough of that. Isabella, you're coming with us. You boys are allowed to join us when you're ready to not say anything that could scare her away." Devyn gets up and leads Kat and me away from this living room to the next.

"So, tell us something that we can't find out about you on the internet?" Kat asks as we sit down on another couch.

"Um... Oh! I'm currently finishing my third year in university right now."

"Really? Wait, how old are you?"

"I'm 18 but I'm turning 19 next month. I was a scholarship kid at a really fancy private high school that had a deal with the university where we could start taking courses when we were freshmen. I also did AP classes during my last two years so I was doing a dual enrollment thing all of high school."

"I feel like that should be on the internet, like you could be a studytuber or something." Devyn states.

"Trust me, there is a lot of things I can do aren't on the internet for the sole reason being that I don't want to seem like I'm bragging or showing off. I also don't want people treating me like this perfect, multitalented person because I'm flawed. We all are, so why should I be elevated above the rest?"

"I get it. But at the same time, you shouldn't hide because you're afraid of the attention or whatever." Kat reasons.

The three of us talk and I feel more comfortable. While we talk and joke around, the boys slowly come in to join us. First Sam and Brennen came in. Luckily for me, I was sat between both of the girls so Brennen couldn't sit next to me. Jake walked in about 5 minutes later and joined us. Corey and Aaron finally join us about 10 minutes after that. Devyn and Kat divert to the conversation and make sure it moves in a way where I'm still in the loop. All my worries about meeting them are gone. I still feel strange with Brennen near me. I'm surprised he hasn't said anything to anyone.

"Hey, Corey, we got to going to make it in time for the movie," Sam says after checking his phone. Devyn, Corey, Sam, and Kat get up and get ready to go.

"It was nice meeting you, Isabella. I hope you stick around." Devyn says before giving me a quick hug.

"Yeah, we need another girl in the group. These idiots are getting out of hand." Kat gives me a hug and then loops hands with Sam.

The four of them leave and I'm left alone with Jake, Aaron, and Brennen. We all talk some more and get to know each other. Jake crack stupid jokes that make Aaron and I die of laughter. I can tell that Brennen wants to talk to me in private but I'm betting on the chance that Jake and Aaron don't leave and Colby comes back before that happens. A few more minutes pass and I see Colby come down the stairs.

"Sorry about that, I didn't think it would take that long. Are you ready?" Colby places his hand out for me to take. I grab his hand and follow him upstairs. He leads me down a familiar hallway. This time there is a ladder in the middle of it.

"Colbs, is the date in your room?"

"We're not doing that again. Trust me." I watch as Colby climbs up the ladder. I slowly start to climb up too. Colby reaches down when I'm almost at the top and helps me up.

I look around the roof and see a picnic set up with a blanket and food. Surrounding the blanket are fairy lights and fake candles. He must have been setting this up while I was downstairs. I can't help but smile at the effort of this date.

"Wow." I look at Colby and see a stupid grin on his face as he admires his work.

"Come on, sit. On the menu, we have pizza, hot wings, and breadsticks. And before you ask, yes, your half is Hawaiian and my half is normal. We got lemonade and we got a mini cookie pie. We also have a mini arts and crafts project because I know you love art. For entertainment, there is a special playlist that I made specifically for tonight."

"I hate to repeat myself but wow. Someone really paid attention during our first four dates. How long did this take you to do?"

"Too long. Anyway, let's eat before the food gets cold."

Colby and I ate nearly all of the food. We spent more time talking than eating. Colby's playlist kept a calming mood for the whole night. Colby pulls out a bag and starts emptying its contents in front of us. He pulls out two canvases, some paint brushes, and paint. He also brings out some water cups and paper towels and plates.

"So I thought it would be fun for us to paint each other's portraits," Colby says as he passes me supplies.

"Colby, not to judge your artistic ability but I feel like I should warn you that I may take offense to how to paint me." I joke.

"Trust me, I'm a great artist Izzy."

"We'll see. How long do we have? I need to know how to approach this."

"Uh... an hour?"

"Perfect."

I start putting paint onto my plate and taking peeks at Colby's face. I pretty much stare at Colby every time we're together. But now I'm taking in his features. The lighting out here doesn't do justice for Colby's eyes. That's where I spend most of my time looking. I can get lost in his eyes. They calm me and make me feel safe.

I paint slowly and fast at the same time. Every time I look over at Colby I see that he has a stupid smirk on his face but his eyes are concentrated. He looks up every few seconds and then goes back to his painting. The timer goes off and Colby and I both drop our brushes at the same time.

"Okay, maybe you should show yours first. Since this little activity was my idea."

"Here goes nothing I guess," I say as I flip over my canvas. Colby doesn't respond at first, which scares me.

"It's amazing, but I think I have you beat." Colby flips over his canvas and I'm confused at first of what is on his canvas.

Instead of the horribly painted version of me that I was expecting there are words. It takes me a few seconds to register that it reads: "Will you be my girlfriend?" I read the painting over and over again to make sure I read it correctly.

"I-I...uh... Colby, before I can answer I feel like we need to talk." I put down my canvas and fiddle with my fingers.

"Go ahead." He pauses the music and places his canvas down.

"I know that we're both social media people and our lives are pretty much out there. But there is still a part of my life that I like to keep private. So if we do this, then I'd want to keep it a secret. Not forever, just for a little while. Maybe for the first year?"

"Isabella, look, I'm asking you to be my girlfriend because over the past five weeks I genuinely like spending time with you. You make me want to be a better version of myself. I learned a lot from you when you took me to the aquarium. When we talk you try to make me see earlier so that I don't feel as bad about waking up so late and missing a lot of the day. Look, I'm asking you to be my girlfriend because I actually want to be with you, not use you for clickbait. I was going to ask if we could keep our relationship private anyway. Not just because I like my privacy, but mostly because I know that some fans are going to be upset and I don't want those negative individuals hurt you."

"Then yes, I'll be your girlfriend. To be honest, I've been feeling the same way but I didn't know how to go about it."

"Glad to know that we were on the same page. I was actually so scared. Everyone really likes you so I was trying not to screw up."

"So that's why the ambush; it all makes sense. It's kind of like when they throw babies in pools and have them hope for the best. Anyway, I have one question."

"Shoot."

"How do we relationship? Like how does this all work?" Colby knows that I've never dated anyone before so being in this situation leaves me so many questions. Colby chuckles at my question.

"Well for starters, we can spend more time together. You know, instead of one a week maybe two to three times? The rest we figure out as we go along."

"I can do that. Sorry for being such a dork. This is all new to me."

"Don't worry, I'm used to dorks. I live with a lot of them."

"Is this why you had me spend time with your roommates and Brennen? To see if I'm like friend compatible?" I lie down on the blanket and look at the dark sky. The downside of living in the city is the inability to see the stars. You're lucky is you can see a few dots.

"Yeah. I have a lot of friends but that group I know for sure that they're actually my friends. I'm not sure about everyone else. You get it, right?" Colby joins me in laying down. He laced our hands together.

"Oh definitely. I just found it easier to keep my circle very small. You know, only me. Well, you're in my circle too now." I turn my head and see that Colby is looking at me already.

"Well, I'm honored to be in that circle."

For the rest of the night, Colby and I spend time talking more about our relationship. Rules on what types of pranks we can't do on each other and how we are going to navigate in public if we encounter fans. We also talk about how if we hang out here at the house we have to be careful in case someone is doing some sort of social media thing. We figured out how to work around our busy schedules. We decided on one big date every week, a day where we work on either editing our videos or I do homework while Colby edits his videos, and a random day to do whatever.

Colby also added me to a group chat that has his friends in it so we can all get to know each other more. We explained that we're dating and the whole privacy thing. My fans probably won't care if they knew that I was dating someone. That probably has to do with the fact that I don't even mention anything about crushes on my platform. However, if someone even mentions Colby and the word girlfriend in the same context some of his fans will start digging and may figure it out. I think Colby is more scared than I am about the negative fans finding out than I am. I'm petrified because I know I'll get hate comments but I've never gotten hate comments like the ones I've seen posted under anything where Colby is with another girl. The hate comments seem like nothing compared to the one on his stuff. I know Colby's mention either not being friends with some of those girls or having to keep their friendship a secret because of some comments. I can't imagine how scared he is.

****

I went home maybe an hour after our date had ended. I helped Colby take down everything on the roof that way he could go to sleep sooner. When I got home I participated in the group chat a bit. Before hopping into the shower I sent a message asking for everyone to comment their names so I could add them to my contact list. When I got out I made sure that my backpack was ready for class the next day. I flop into bed and check my messages and see that everyone is talking about going to the beach on Saturday. I text them back telling them that I could go. I go up further and add everyone one to my contacts. While going through everyone in the group chat I realized that Brennen was also in it. I never wanted Brennen to have my number but now its too late. After adding the contacts I text Colby good night and that he should go to sleep too. When I'm about to close the messages app I see that I have a text from Brennen.

Brennen: So... that's why you've been avoiding me? I don't get it, u been involved with other guys while we still did our thing.

Me: I've been avoiding you because you have a girlfriend and you didn't tell me after months of us hooking up prior. I'm not going to ruin someone's relationship. And you shouldn't compare me talking to Colby, a guy I actually like, with guys I would hook up with while drunk at parties. Plus, you and I never were never a thing. You wanted to get laid and I wanted to get drunk without the risk of my fake id being inspected.

Brennen: What if I broke up with Kyra? I don't even like her that much. It's not the same anyway, you're way better than she is.

Me: You idiot. You know that Colby and I are dating, you're in the group chat.

Brennen: What Colby doesn't know won't hurt him. Same goes for Kyra, but if you need her to be out of the picture to be comfortable than she's gone.

Me: You're disgusting

Brennen: C'mon Jizzy, I need you right now. Just come over for old time's sake

Brennen sent an unsolicited dick pic with his last text. I quickly delete it not wanting to have it on my phone.

Me: Send me another dick pic and I swear I'll block you AND tell Colby. Fuck off Brennen and leave me alone.

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[kae-karo]

lmao so i thought someone asked for an analysis of the gwf vid like i could’ve sworn i had that ask so y’all just have to deal with me posting it anyway here ya go lads golf gone sexual™: the final edition

the fucking. the pirate outfits. the. i’m. i don’t. i can’t. (x) ‘left over from somewhere’

fucking phil ‘u lost ur stick last time i think’ yeah phil sure yeah sure okay buddy

‘choke me daddy festive edition’ @ dan pls stop

what cuties i love them just not actually knowing what they’re doing and messing it up and these awkward long pauses before they burst into a fit of giggles i love them

why did they even bring up the ‘winter update’ like it had no relevance??

crinkly boye

don’t worry i can host dan what are u even on about

phil out here coming up with a great vid name (yo ho ho) and they went with battle for the booty smh that says everything u ever need to know abt dnp

wow even in this year of 2018 we got yet another ur mum joke (and phil’s right we do love kath)

@ dan pls stop ur bf from making weird hand gestures okay that’s,,,,,it’s unnecessary

hi they cute

‘u absolute twit nipple’ how on earth does that still sound so fond what the fuck

and another ur mum joke wow i just,,,,wow

the way dan says ‘oh my god that was good’ like. he never sounds like that??? it’s a good sound he should sound like it more often idk it’s like soft and genuine in a sort of ‘wow i did okay??’ kinda cute surprised way??

‘stop talking about how close this is’ dan,,,,,,really u thought that was bad??? really??? really?????

phil’s deep-voiced yarr and dan’s literal only reaction being that he should’ve made a pun out of it leads me to believe philip does that deep voice often enough that dan is entirely unfazed and idk how i feel abt that

‘just bounced off the rim that’s how i like to play it, don’t go in, just bounce off it’ that cheeky fuckin smile daniel please can u not

lmao the pirate outfit is unlucky hm

hi i love dan’s lil trying-not-to-smile-but-just-about-to-smile smile when he’s staring at phil it makes me happy

how did they spend ten minutes (okay ten full seconds) trying to figure out the name of the wheel

dan: makes f/phat booty pun, phil: ‘they’re just filled with ass they’re not even coins’

same dan

important content

ik everyone’s said it by now but dan’s choice of adjective was great and i’m here for it (’gaily jumping off the ship’)

dan’s lil smile when phil’s ‘gaily adjusting his stance’

dimply boye

how does phil just blatantly ignore ‘phil’s edging us guys’ like idk i mean i hyperfocus too but like damn they really must just talk about that kind of stuff on a regular basis bc u don’t just tune that out y’know

phil’s distracted ‘that is so much ass’

‘yarrs’ carries the same energy as when dan made the ‘ain’t no gravy up in this kitch’ joke in the bunny biscuits vid and stared at phil and waited for his joke to be acknowledged

my kink is dan looking hilariously fond abt phil making bad sex-related comments (’it’s a strap-on’)

hey phil u know if u swear in another language it’s still swearing right?

did dan just absolutely commit to the harder flag?? without saying anything abt it? even though he lost?

phil just. out here. purposely almost-swearing. we stan

ik i saw this joke elsewhere but phil ur literally staring at a posh pirate mmkay b

i just wanna know what was going through dan’s head with ‘oingo boingo i’m a dick’ bc like. u okay there b??

ye dan we know ur geometry skills are quite lacking but glad the whole reference thing just keeps on coming up

‘they’re gonna do an exam about me and everyone’s gonna get an A star’ i mean that’s living in the phandom isn’t it? We all aspire to be phil trash, even though only One can hold the ultimate title

okay like take five seconds and take a step back they’re literally just playing golf i love how stupidly competitive they get it’s adorable

‘oh dear’ makin a comeback

plankspank.com why are they like this (at least phil didn’t buy the domain this time)

danny u have picked up ur husband’s habit of making a cawing noise whenever u get a birdie

why does he do this

physically in pain

fucking hell dan why do u have to make this so goddamn sexual i didn’t ask for this i didn’t want u talkin bout how it was a slow one and u put it in and jfc look i read phanfiction for a reason i don’t actually wanna know what ur sex life is like okay

britney spears references wow is it 2010 again or is that just all the foreplay golf,,,,,play,,,,,

dan,,,,,,,,

re: the tentacle: ‘that is gonna be right,,,,somewhere’ dan we got it u did not have to add ‘right in the poop deck’ and ur fucking noise okay we did Not need that

i lied earlier my kink is dan saying he cannot believe smth

this is just becoming a masterpost of all the weird faces dan makes

‘it’s part of the loser station for idiots who get everything wrong’ ???? dan help i can’t tell are u a seven y.o child who makes up mean insults when u lose or a twenty-seven year old adult who makes sex jokes n innuendos bc this vid is giving me mixed vibes

🎶🎶there she goes, there she goes again🎶🎶

awwwww matching nerds

dan n his fuckin squeaky i’m-making-fun-of-u voice

‘some people are just skilled booty raiders’ #dantops2k18

Important Dan Fact™ if u can see his lil corner of his mouth u can bet u could see his dimple on the other side and i’m suing bc we can’t see it

why did it take them like 3 tries to figure out they had to time it with the cannons i mean it’s like they’ve never played a vid game in their lives

bite it danny boy u know u want to u also know if it were the other way round phil would’ve bitten at dan’s finger

more dan face

phil absolutely going off topic with ‘sometimes i want to explore with fashion’ and dan’s immediate ‘oh do u now phil lmao’

‘so many textures out there’ he cute

i mean dan cute too but phil cute for sayin it

we stan boyfriends with literally the same brain whining abt lazy rivers and rude kids

hi sorry i just love watching phil when dan’s talking bc he pays so much attention like he used to not do that (back in the day) but like he just really turns and focuses on dan now and it makes me happy

i know we all adore dan’s ‘shut up’ but it always gives me life hearing phil tell dan to shut up

fond daniel

also phil’s super cute soft natural voice when he’s talking about how he keeps saying ‘watch this’

has phil ever gotten this frustrated with gwf lmao

‘bollocks’ as if that’s a thing they say

just kiss him phil goddamn i mean u wanna win right what better way to throw him off his game

why did maximum yeet have to become a thing i s2g

‘why am i helping’ bc u have absolutely no willpower and u want phil to be happy bc it makes u happy that’s why

why,,,,,,,why does everything satisfying have to be sexual phil, why. just. why. and then? golf gone sexual? as if that’s not a better title for the goddamn vid than ‘battle for the booty’ at least it’s accurate??? ‘battle for the booty’ i expect them dueling irl over who gets to top next or some shit that is why u call a vid ‘battle for the booty’

dan,,,,,,pls let ur bf make the weird noises okay

hi sorry what the Fuck is this

is that meant to be a monkey or some shit like what???????

that is a skeleton pirate thing what the hell

why does he have such a long face

idk they cute when they look at each other like they're like having a serious convo even tho they aren’t (although i wouldn’t be shocked if making puns is an important point of communication between them)

also fun fact i heard phil saying ‘jewel’ for the first like five times instead of duel

phil, realizing he’s said something he shouldn’t have

a cute

hi once again i love them

phil doing his face covering thing why does he always look at least 3x cuter when he’s doing it whilst staring at dan

‘i got the octopus, he’s gonna marry me, we’re gonna have tentacle hooked babies with parrots on the crib’

same dan same

and then he turns around n says ‘spank me with a plank and call me poopy susan’ wtf is wrong with them

‘u love a good tentacle don’t u’ show me where i asked

dan, actually considering how that would feel with all the tentacles:

how did they go from phil saying ‘you love a good tentacle’ to saying ‘(you/we) should get some of those’ to dan saying ‘no, you shouldn’t’ like uhm. wot

this

#dnp #dan and phil #dapg #danandphilgames #phan #golf with friends #pirate edition #vid analysis #moonshine gifs #kt #and yes to the person that asked for an analysis for the heartthrob vid #that's coming give me like ten mins lmao

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AVRIEL LORLAMIR GLYNWARREN - CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT QUESTIONNAIRE

BASICS -

1. Height? 

Avi is 6’1.

2. Eye colour?

Brown.

3. Do they need glasses?

No.

4. Scars and birthmark?

He has permanent Lichtenberg figure scars climbing up his left hand and forearm that glow when his powers take effect. He also adorns a large scar across his chest from a previous battle, and lots of smaller scars on his arms and legs from regular mishaps on the farm. He has a brown birthmark on his shoulder blade that’s the size of a golf ball.

5. Tattoos and piercings?

None.

6. Right or left handed?

Right-handed.

7. Any disabilities? Physical or mental.

None at the moment. 

8. Do they have any allergies?

Cottonwood pollen gives him seasonal allergies, though they were really only common in his village and aren’t found everywhere. He hasn’t discovered any allergies in Hegaehend’s environment.

9. Favourite colour?

Forest green.

10. Typical outfits?

Avi has terrible fashion sense, and still wears his farm clothes on off days. Most of his shirts have stains or tears. When he’s on-duty or in battle, his fashion sense is only slightly better. He wears elven chain with dark clothes and a simple cloak with a hood. His most high-quality item is always his shoes, of which he has two pairs. One is a steel-toed pair of work boots, and the others are impressive, longer, and light-weight leather boots that he wears in battle.

11. Do they wear any makeup?

No.

12. What weapon do they use, if any?

With one hand usually wielding his arcane focus (a homemade wand), Avi uses his other hand to hold either a shield or a battleaxe. He also has two daggers on him. 

PERSONALITY -

13. Are they more optimistic or pessimistic?

Avriel is terribly optimistic. It’s not naivety, per say, but rather a stubborn refusal to accept that some things just aren’t possible. He believes in miracles, but mostly he believes that if he works hard and is brave, the world will reward him. He believes good things will come to him because he strives for them, and he believes he can make the world a better place. That, in itself, is optimistic.

14. Are they introverted or extroverted?

He is extremely extroverted. He loves talking to strangers, loves making friends, and he’s incredibly good at both. 

15. What are their pet peeves?

Materialism, people who have the means to help others but don’t, bragging, closed-minded people, badly crafted vehicles and roofs, people who neglect their animals, when his nails get too long, geese.

16. What bad habits do they have?

He does everything loudly: yawning, chewing, talking. He bites his nails. He wipes his mouth with his sleeve and puts his elbows on tables. He tries extremely hard to be liked. He works himself half to death. He has a self-doubt so deep that he overcompensates with false confidence and claims that he’s invincible, when in reality he’s just not terribly afraid of injury or death. 

17. Do they have any phobias?

Avriel is claustrophobic, and though he has no traceable reason for this fear he has panic attacks when faced with small and enclosed spaces. 

18. How do they display affection?

Avi is very casually physically affectionate with those he cares about. He loves hugs, but more often than hugging he doles out shoulder-squeezes and hair tussles. He also believes strongly in acts of service. Rather than telling people directly how he feels, because it can be difficult for him to articulate his own emotions, he’ll do something practical to help his loved ones. That, or he’ll gift them something small but thoughtful, like the pigments his mother used to bring him from her travels.

19. How competitive are they?

He’s mostly competitive with himself. He doesn’t do much of anything to prove anything to anyone else, or to try and be better than anyone else. However, he’s always competing against his own image of himself and trying to improve in a way that’s often detrimental. 

20. If they could change one thing about themselves, what would it be?

He’d make himself more powerful, more capable so it could be easier to make big changes quickly.

21. Do they have any obscure hobbies or routines?

Avi loves to paint, and is pretty good at it. He often paints little poems or sayings in the corners of his paintings to add a bit of a story to them. He also likes to whittle, and though he’s not great at it and has acquired a few scars, it’s a great way to fill his mornings and downtimes. 

He still wakes at the crack of dawn no matter what. Without animals or crops to tend to, however, most of his mornings are freed up, so he spends that time wandering the streets and watching the sunset if he doesn’t have to report to his general. 

BACKSTORY -

22. What are the names and ages of their close family members? Parents, siblings, etc.

Orion and Immra Glynwarren are 62 and 60 years old respectively. His brother, Efrain, is 37. 

23. Is their family alive and are they still in contact with them?

Avi’s parents are alive and well, and he is in contact with them often. His parents remain supportive even though he’s sure they question the path he’s taken and worry about him a fair bit. He stays with his brother every time he’s in Khaggon. They’ve only known each other a couple of months but are very much in contact. 

24. Where are they from? City, nation?

He is from a small, tight-knit farming village in Anari named Corduff. 

25. Did they have a childhood best friend?

Avi’s best friend growing up and to this day is a halfling named Quoric who he met in grade school. Quoric ended up working for Avriel on his farm as they got older, and is one of the most brutally honest people he has in his life. Avi had a lot of great friendships in his village, and quite honestly was a prized member of the community, but Quoric has always been the most loyal and genuine.

26. Have they had any pets? 

Plenty. He loves animals, and would have given his life to save his. He owned all sorts of farm animals for the purpose of selling their product, but he genuinely cared for them and treated them well. He also had several cats and a cattle dog at the time he left Anari, but wasn’t able to bring any of them along. Currently, his parents have an Irish Wolfhound named Ehno and he, of course, acts as though his brother’s cat Weasel is his.

27. Did they grow up rich or poor? What were their living conditions like? 

Avriel grew up in a very small home that his father made beautiful, not necessarily with monetary things but with art and craftsmanship. When he was young, Avi aware that he was poor, because he never went hungry and he always had a roof over his head. However, he realized at a fairly young age that his parents spent all their time and energy on providing for him and had no time for anything else, so he became a farmhand to help them. After inheriting the farm around age eighteen, Avi made a modest profit from his land and lived more comfortably than he had growing up. He was never rich, but he made a name for himself as a great farmer and had enough to provide for his parents and his employees.

28. What is their educational background?

Avi went to grade school, and then was homeschooled by his father for three years, and then got much too busy with work.

29. As a child, what did they want to be when they grew up?

He once heard a story about a knight who single handedly freed all the slaves in a kingdom through cunning and wit and bravery, and that was all he wanted to be. Not just a knight, but a hero - cunning and witty and brave. Realistically, though, he settled on being a farmer.

30. What advice would they give to their younger self?

He would tell himself to never limit himself to the confines of normality. Just because the average person in his town was a farmer didn’t mean he had to be a farmer. Normal works just fine for most people, but he’d tell himself not to strive to be like most people.

31. Growing up, were they ever bullied or were they the bully?

Neither, really. Socially, Avriel had a very easy time as a child.

32. Who do they look up to/who is their role model?

His mother, for her bravery and adventurous nature and his father, for his idealism and kindness.

PRESENT -

33. Do they currently have a place of residence?

He has a room at the Crayhorn Estate, but travels often with Rolland’s army.

34. What is their most treasured possession?

He travels with the painting his father made him for his last birthday. It’s a scene of a phoenix flying above farmland. When he travels back home and has a more permanent place of residency in Khaggon, he plans to bring more of the painting his father made with him. He has one from every birthday since his first. 

35. What is their drink of choice?

Whiskey. 

36. Which king/queen are they loyal to, if any?

Right now his loyalty lies with King Rolland because he seems to need his help the most, though Queen Kaylynn will always have a piece of his loyalty.

37. Have they ever killed anyone?

Yes, but only recently after joining the army. Though he feels some guilt, he knows the people he kills have ill-will for him and everything he stands for, and he knows he stands for good. That being said, no good person can rest easily having seen someone die by their hand, so he prays to make himself feel better.

38. What was their last promise and did they keep it?

His last promise, and the promise he’s been giving to his parents since he left a year ago, was that he will return safely someday with stories that will make them proud. It’s too soon to say if he’s kept it or not, but he’s entirely convinced that he will and already has plans of visiting.

LOVE -

39. What was their first kiss like, if they’ve had one?

When he was fifteen, Avriel had his first kiss with a village girl under a cottonwood tree. He sneezed in her face afterward. They continued to date for months. The entire relationship was awkward and uncomfortable.

40. Are they in a relationship/have a love interest?

Avriel is single, and mingling. Currently, he’s getting to know Thea’s brother, Ewin.

41. Have they ever been in love?

Avi has never been in love, but he certainly thought he was. And, truly, he loved Ione - he still does. He knows the deepest parts of her and accepts every part. Avi didn’t know that platonic love could be that raw and consuming because no one had ever told him it could. He was told fanciful stories of true loves and soulmates and meant-to-bes, but he was never told stories of finding home in someone who you were not in love with, but who meant just as much to you. So while he’s never been in love in the way most people mean it when they ask, he’s never really missed the feeling.

42. Have they ever had their heart broken?

Yes, but not by somebody else. Avriel broke his own heart. He’s heartbroken over leaving Ione, over taking her for granted. He regrets always wanting something more and feeling loss because the romance wasn’t there, never fully appreciating that she was his comfort and his home. He left her to better the world - for the greater good - but he knows he broke her heart and that breaks his. He wishes he could turn back time and stop himself from trying so hard to force their love to be something from a fairytale. He wishes he’d never tried to convince her that he was someone she could settle down and have a family with. 

SPIRITUALITY -

43. Do they follow a god, if so who?

Avi follows Melora, the goddess of the wilderness and the sea. His mother is a ranger, and Melora always keeps her safe. Because of the wilderness of his powers and the storms that fester around him, he prays for her to keep him safe, too. Though she’s the only god he follows, he believes all gods have validity and is interested to learn more about others’ religions.

44. What do they think happens to them after death?

He believes he will return to nature, become dirt in the ground and renew everything that has renewed him. He doesn’t really wish for consciousness after death, and is comfortable with the finality of it if he’s achieved everything he set out to achieve and can return to nature after it’s all said and done.

45. What is their spirit animal? 

A lion.

#romtask #romtask 001 #abt #about #( i know i didn't do one for kit yet im trash i just needed to get in his headspace a bit and this helped me get to know him a lot )

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5 WTF Ways Trump Has Been Immortalized As Artwork

It wasn’t his knowledge of programme, his allure, or anything remotely leadership-like that led to the notoriety of Donald Trump. If anything, it was the ease and willingness with which he shifted himself into a walk-to meme, terminated with a fandom hectic originating fanfiction, love speculations( i.e. insane scheme presumptions ), and, of course, tons of bad fan art. Now are some of the weirdest and wildest slice in the current Trumpian artwork action for “youve got to” absorb before they find their way into the National Portrait Gallery. 5 Deep Dream Trump Is Pure Nightmare Fuel While computers are getting better at all that is induces humans so special( like opening openings ), there is one domain where we’ll always using them to outstrip: logical thinking. After all, it’s hard to have a sense of whimsy when a misplaced semicolon can return you into scrap. In information, a very close we’ve come to causing computers a life of unadulterated resource is through “deep learning” — software that resembled how our neutrons shoot and is perhaps the future of artificial intelligence. And like better now humans, we threw computers the knack of originality, merely to squander it on monstrosities like this TAGEND Chris Rodley That’s why you don’t share a teleporter with Muppets. div > This is a penetrating learning interpretation of one of Donald Trump’s lineage photos. And if you’re wondering why Melania looks like Miss Piggy on her action to her third divorce, that’s on purpose. This art is submitted in accordance with artist Chris Rodley plugging photographs of Donald Trump into a deep learn algorithm which was also “looking for images from Sesame Street . ” The outcome is this hellscape of unused faces, googly hearts, and wandering entrusts — plus elements from Sesame Street . Chris Rodley Courtesy of Industrial Light and Horror. It could be a lot worse, though. You could be looking at a video of Trump transformed into an awakened eldritch fright contending against the confines of our universe TAGEND Though on the plus line-up, Trump’s hair has never glanced more in its element. Eric Cheng/ YouTube Oh, like you’ve never had a wookiee sexuality dream. This nightmare fuel was brought into countries around the world by Eric Cheng, who said he formed it by plugging a video of a Trump speech into a penetrating learning algorithm that was simultaneously thinking about Cthulhu. The tier of Cthulhu influence was governed by the volume at which Trump was speaking. We’re lucky that it was one of his quieter rantings. If it had been about minorities or women, that video might have accidentally opened a wormhole into the domain of the Elder Ones. 4 All Hail God-Emperor Trump ! div> To a lot of internet manbabies, Trump is the eventual badass. He’s an ass-kicker and a risk-taker, a street fighter and shot-caller, the person who sets the Big Mac into Mack Daddy. Of course, in order to maintain that panorama of Trump, you have to constantly reject all of actuality . Fortunately, the internet boys help find a direction to readily block out the pesky true by superseding it with hardcore sci-fi devotee story! div > Meet God-Emperor Trump, may his choked arteries reign for infinity. Based on the lore of the favourite tabletop gaming universe Warhammer 40,000 , which is set in a ludicrously dystopian future, the cruddy back of the internet is filled with portraits of Trump as the iconic Ruler of Mankind, immortal lord of the human rights empire wreaking his never-ending fight to the undesirables. Experiences like wit, right? It isn’t. via The Flama via The Flama His armor appears to be made from the Ark of the Covenant, which is suitable, because it starts us want to melt our faces off. div > Sure, it’s pretty weird to pick an terrifying deity of fighting as the avatar for a buster who consumed alleged bone spurs as an excuse to get out of military imperative, but that’s where the total disenchantment comes in. via r/ Warhammer4 0k Robokoboto/ Art Abyss Carrying the skulls of his own allies doesn’t seem ominous at all. div > Read Next Teach Kids The Alphabet With These Medieval Death Prints But the likenes isn’t flattering for either slope. Testifying again that they have the racial revelation of someone who’s been in a lethargy since the ‘6 0s, Trump fanboys seem to not realize that this Emperor of Mankind is nothing more than a freakish monster whose “shattered, crumbling body can no longer reinforce life, ” or that his guideline gave rise to “technological and cultural rights stagnation, and a regression into totalitarianism, belief and religion obfuscation and intolerance.” So God-Emperor Trump is based on some creep who rulers over a dystopia in which mindless, alien-hating radicals sacrifice thousands daily to keep the bloated body of their oppressor ruler get. Maybe they did do their research after all. And to employ the cherry on the foolish neo-Nazi cake, the God-Emperor isn’t, uhm … grey. He was born in center Anatolia( Turkey) in 8,000 BC. Meaning the web fascists have made their white dominance superstar into a space-age Middle Eastern king. Warhammer 40 k Oh yeah, this guy is totes going to preserve the white race, you dolts. 3 The New “Alt-Right” Cartoon Mascot Affection Dressing Up As Trump You already know about Pepe, the cute comic book frog who became a hate representation. But since Pepe has come extremely mainstream, hardcore “alt-right” dudes have created a perfect mascot for the new Trump age: a poorly attracted copyright infringement. via Will Sommer/ Medium “Racist Frog, Reclining Nude” This corpulent little shit-grinner is Groyper. No, that’s not a Trump-inspired new Pokemon( although we understand the confusion ). We’re speak about Groyper the Frog, the MS Paint cartoon mascot for hardcore politicos . He even comes in numerous charming outfits for supporters to represent dress-up with( dog whistle sold separately ). There’s Papa John Groyper TAGEND via Slate “These chests actually contain Thirsty Howie’s.” div > Hulk Hogan Groyper TAGEND via Will Sommer/ Medium Even a special edition “Are you piqued yet? ” Burka Groyper TAGEND via Slate Don’t try to make sense of it. That channel madness lies. div > But amongst the favorite flavors of Groyper stands Trump Groyper, somehow searching less slimy as a lumpy frog TAGEND via Will Sommer/ Medium And the imitation mane on the phony Trump-toad glances little stupid than the real fuzz on the real Trump-golem. So if you’re wondering why all the worst accounts on Twitter swopped up their avatars to this, that’s why. It’s unquestionably not because Matt Furie, the inventor of Pepe, has started litigating the lily-white laces off of any popular enough website for copyright violation. No, it’s because Pepe isn’t refrigerate enough anymore. Not like Groyper, who’s too cool for clas — art school, specifically. Donald Trump/ Twitter 2 The Anti-Obama Oil Painter Now Remembers Trump Is The New Messiah Jon McNaughton is possibly one of history’s greatest masters. Not because he started anything magnificent or profound or thought-provoking, attention, but because his use are some of the goddamn funniest a few examples of theological right-wing bathos. Jon McNaughton First and foremost, why would you plant a tree three hoofs in front a target where people will be sitting? This lovely depict, entitled You Are Not Forgotten , boasts Herr Conditioner and attests that you can’t draw Trump look warm and charisma even if you choose him yourself. But the real glamour of McNaughton’s art lies in the fact that he’s merely a really, genuinely hacky government cartoonist with a better graze stroke tournament. He often boasts about the number of “symbols” he manages to stuff into a single canvas. Now, the topic is unity. That’s why a not-that-keen eye can will recognise that Everyman Trump is tower over a working-class kinfolk( whom he’s fastened) as they embed a flower( which he’s fucking kill) in front of a gather of veterans and soldiers( whom he dishonors ), disabled population( whom he doesn’t care about ), black people( whom he doesn’t like ), various cabinet members( whom he’s shelled ), police officers( whom he’s slandered ), and laborers( whom he doesn’t wage ). div > But McNaughton didn’t determine his refer by trimming half a dozen inches off of Trump’s waist. He became a republican beloved by taking drops on President Obama for a solid eight years. Here’s his interpretation of Obama’s domestic policy TAGEND Jon McNaughton Did you acknowledge the 9/11 symbolism? The situation that happened seven years before Obama was president, when a Republican was in office? His foreign policy TAGEND Jon McNaughton To be fair, Los Alamos does have a really nice golf course. div > His stance on Obamacare TAGEND Jon McNaughton There goes the plan for National Treasure 3. And here again is that classic, boasting Obama trampling over the rights of the very same working man who Trump will later save while all the good Republican chairpeople are screaming at him TAGEND Jon McNaughton “But I wanted to flora a tree there … “ div > Man, Obama really seems like a dick in these likeness. We’re amazed that the nuclear detonation didn’t feign his golf move, or that he escaped unharmed after dipping the Physique in napalm and placing it alight in his hand, although that’s to be expected when you’re Literally Satan. His abilities are truly ceaseless, as is his cruelty … as demonstrated by that time he pressured a soldier to eat a slice of a lesbian uniting cake. Jon McNaughton “It’s not even ice cream cake. Thanks, Obama.” Save us, President Trump! Save us from that tricky black sn- oh, you already have. Jon McNaughton There is an extremely famous pennant advising against this very thing! 1 Barron Trump, Manga Star While Trump himself has a unusually divisive sort of popularity, the same can’t tell me about the Trump brats — Ivanka, Donnie Jr ., and the one who looks like a hardboiled egg with a cheek gather on it. His spawn are nigh-universally humiliated, persistently putting their hoofs in those cavities they can’t ever seem to fully close. But one Trump kid is exempt from this ridicule: Barron, the unassuming, sweet-looking 12 -year-old who actually has to live in the White House with his mom and dad. Doing entertaining of a kid is not the nicest stuff to do, so two feelings masters have gone the other direction, trying to delve into the mind of this quiet son and figuring out the uproar he was required to impression from having the most powerful awful father-god in the whole world — in spectacular manga shape, natch. Yuusuke Hori “At least it’s not a racist amphibian.” div > This very melodramatic segment was announced by master Yuusuke Hori right after Trump’s inauguration. It testifies Barron in sparkly bishonen structure with a designation that reads “My loud, vexing dad is president, so the placid unassuming life I missed is totally over.” It was merely signified as a silly mockup blanket, but because it came insanely popular, we eventually got the for-realsies The Adventures Of Barron And His Loud-Mouthed President Father , i> and it’s everything we’ve ever wanted. Joy Ling Well, except for Trump not to be president, but still. To all the non-otaku out there, TAOBAHLMPF ( created by Brooklyn-based artist Joy Ling) envisions Barron, who really really was intended to “watch Netflix and play Pokemon, ” teaming with Sasha and Malia Obama to solve the puzzle bordering a “mysterious anomaly” that appeared after his father took office — which is not a polite method to refer to Kellyanne Conway. We don’t want to give away too many spoilers, but one of the central conflicts revolves around Barron trying to persuade his father to help situated events right. Oh, that’s liberty, Donald Jerwillickers Trump makes an appearance, or at least the DJT from the universe where he doesn’t is argued that exercising is a liberal scheme to sap his treasured bodily fluids. Joy Ling “Please don’t tell me which flui-“ “Semen.” Adam Wears is on Twitter and Facebook, and has a newsletter about chilling history that you should definitely subscribe to . i> Art is great for telling some of the tension out, in case that’s a occasion you need to do in this day and age, so maybe pick up some Bob Ross oil depicts ? b > i> Support Cracked’s journalism with a tour to our Contribution Page. 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 Download mockups templates  is a most important part in Media stores. Do you review when the media went on an every minute of every day ambush of the best golfer ever; Tiger Woods? It appears to me and I'd get a kick out of the chance to put forth a genuine expression here; The media needs a balance with regards to "Featured Media" as things gain out of power. The Tiger Woods story ought to have been a 2-3 minute portion and after that finished. To continue endlessly for quite a while for 2-months in a row, well, it's simply pandering to the shortcoming of society, so desolately low self-regarded that they want to discover and find the kryptonite of every mainstay of humankind who has transcended.

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 "Advertise Stock Images" dummying down of society is the thing that had happened. Along these lines, a contrarian see is great, I challenge society on this point. In the no so distant past, in the wake of composing a few articles staying up for Tiger Woods, I got a dastardly email from somebody. I messaged back and inquired;

Why are you so worried about a few articles guarding Tiger Woods, he's earned it. He's human, I don't see the point in your contention, you are fundamentally saying what I am considering, we concur.

My articles were less to protect Tiger, as to waste the media and his spoilers for over-the-top craziness on each Television slot, Stock Image Collection is a woeful show of society. Not certain why you are acting this way. There is nothing amiss with Tiger Woods. I am worried that somebody would think such a great amount about this issue to keep in touch with me an email, destroying me for the focuses I made. After all what does that say in regards to the e-mailer - would he say he is one of those people who sit behind the television and disguise whatever is on it?

Surely, he griped about what was simply 2 of 20,000 articles I've composed, which took me around 4-minutes each to create and 4-more minutes to alter, I needed to make a point. For individuals from our general public to get so offended to keep in touch with me an email on this, assaulting me demonstrates that they are exhausted senseless with nothing to do, a sociopath storage room stocker, or so mentally conditioned by the media, they most likely voted in favor of Obama in light of the fact that Oprah let them know as well.

Download mockups templates  is an incredible individual, he is the best golfer on the planet, before you assault him, ask yourself would you say you are the best on the planet at something? I am, thus, I feel my point matters on this issue, that is the reason I composed contrarian see articles, and bolstered and guarded Tiger. I am not very into political rightness nowadays. I will clearly not be quieted a cowardly email, which for this situation happened to be composed by a Berkeley Educator. Without a doubt, you can envision how I may feel about their babble.

Here is the arrangement, since, I live in a free-nation - I am allowed to compose anything I wish, so I do. Furthermore, I will. The Berkeley Teacher, well he too is allowed to compose something, have at it. Yet, I won't be advised what to compose or say. I am free. Nobody may remove that from me. Here is the arrangement, in the event that you at any point turn into the "best on the planet" at something you'll comprehend, until then maybe these spoilers can live vicariously through their kids in the wake of neglecting to measure up. http://mediastockerz.com/

Tiger ought to be judged by the individuals who have the capacity or care to contend at that level, all in all, that makes what 10-20 individuals all in all planet with the capacity, and less and less eager to go that separation to attempt? All these Building Photo Collections who need to put in their two pennies, who've never fulfilled jack in their lives, should be put into their place, as the disgraceful persnickety, wannabees they are, as I would like to think.

Alongside anybody in our mentally programmed populace who will shape their sentiments in light of such broad communications. Since, Tiger has no companions, or so few Fashion Photos Collections is unimaginable for him to get reasonable treatment, I'd say my articles are more than reasonable as contrasts. Are my articles underneath a lot finished the best? In your view perhaps they are, in mine; not scarcely particularly contrasted with the media prostitutes (sentiment) treating him like a kid molester, for going for some delightful willing blonde ladies, that couple of guys in America would care to stand up to.

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 You must be unified with the game, amusement, or whatever Download mockups templates  is you are doing, very few individuals have the will, devotion, or quality of character to do that, or even the quality articulation accessible in the event that they did. American needs more Imaginative Virtuoso Famous Achievers, we require not crush the character of those we are so lucky to have. What's more, from an absolutely hereditary stance, as it conflicts with what religion and society has developed; "Nature Images Collection" is some senseless thought that society made up.

People who are completely initiated whose aggressiveness, and body and cerebrum chemicals are working right and see an open door like fine blonde ladies tossing themselves at them, well? I simply don't see that as a character imperfection for a young fellow running that level of testosterone through their body, actually, I expect it and ask why the various men in our general public are such pansies. http://mediastockerz.com/

Maybe, Download mockups templates   was he got hitched excessively youthful due, making it impossible to the weight of his backers and our general public standards. In any case, all things considered why should we judge Tiger Woods? I am quite recently happy he's sufficiently solid inside to make a rebound after that abominable show by the media, I ponder their identity going to junk next? Definitely, they are homing in on their next target? Incredible, exactly what we require, more broad communications character killing and savants lounging around babbling. Think on this.

Spear Winslow is a resigned Originator of an Across the country Establishment Chain, and now runs the Highlighted Media . Spear Winslow trusts it's difficult to compose 20,000 articles; http://mediastockerz.com/gallery/Vectors/14/page1/

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