#gelato and sorbet

[ask-la-squadra]

Hey everyone,

Taking inspiration from one of my favourite blogs @ask-team-bucciarati I am starting this page.

Ran by @pannac0ttafug0

Disclaimers:

- There is a lot less canon info for La Squadra's members so this is going to be very headcanon based, if people submit scenarios or ideas that I like I will use those too

- I am a very busy person so I will try to be as frequent as possible however I attend university and work and try to maintain a steady social life so please forgive me in advance, I will try to answer every possible ask but forgive me if some of them take a while

- I am basing this on them all being alive and only 'defeated' in the canon rather than killed, after Giorno assumes position as Don, they are rehired as a hitman team, also Gelato and Sorbet are still alive

Anyway I will probably add to this as time goes on, my limits are anything heavily NSFW as I'd like this blog to be accessible for minors too and I'd feel uncomfortable posting that kind of thing on here, if you're unsure of that limit, submit anyway, and if your ask isn't posted you know why :) (Thirsting and jokes are allowed just nothing too explicit)

Swearing will be censored but this is a mafia crew of adults its going to be there

Anything that is in the original media (mention of sex, condoms, swearing, drugs etc) is allowed however if it gets too explicit I wont answer since I don't want to make it more NSFW than the original. For example, drugs are mentioned but mostly in a bad way and therefore I will not be posting about drugs in a positive light (besides cigs, alcohol, and weed). I hope this makes sense.

#la squadra #jjba #proscuitto jojo #risotto nero #gelato and sorbet #jjba pesci #formaggio #melone #illuso #ghiaccio #vento aureo #golden wind #jjba part 5 #ask blog #la squadra esecuzioni

[r0z0]

La Squadra when they are called to the principals office

''Their child studies in elementary school and has started a fight with their classmates, so dad's called to the principal.''

This post is long.

TW; Children and Ghiaccio.

Risotto Nero

He thought his daughter was calm as a little sheep, but he was wrong. He was doing some ''work'' when he got a call from the elementary school. He was there in the next 10 minutes.

The teachers were afraid of him, as always. He sat at the waiting area and waited for the next minutes until he was called to the office.

This man was nervous wreck. Why would his little girl do something like that?

As it turns out, she was defending a stray cat that was targeted by a bunch of mean kids.

The relief this man felt. He thought she had awakened her blood desire already. He argued with the principal that what the other kids did is wrong and his daughter did nothing wrong, because she was protecting someone that couldn't do it.

He left the office angry. The stare he gave the children that were waiting for their parents, you could hear them dying inside.

After that he took his daughter to get some ice cream as a treat for not being like him.

Prosciutto

He was thinking about good punishment for his child when he was driving to the school. Walked into the office and everyone could feel his cologne.

Bussines dad TM. The teachers went crazy when they saw him.

''How a gentelman like him could rise such a troublemaker?'' the main question that secretary ladies were asking each other.

He instantly walked in the office and asked what his son did this time and what will be his punishment. Turns out his son wanted to write a valentine card for one of his classmates he had a crush on and instead of ''I like you'' he wrote ''Get out of my school!'', at least that was the explanation his son gave in.

This man tried not ot laugh, but he was inside.

When they were in the car he busted out laughing like a maniac. His son was embarrassed to say at least. He brings it up even when his son is all grown up.

Pesci

This poor man's nerves can't take it anymore. His daughters are such troublemakers. Where did they learned that? Definitely from one of their uncles.

He gets into the office as always. He gets the usual talk from the head teacher and his daughters got expelled for the next 2 days.

As soon as they get into home he starts yelling at them. The twins are shocked, because he never yelled at them.

The listen to his monoloque and promise to behave well from now on.

They learned their lessons and never got into trouble after that.

Melone

He knows that calling parents is the ultimatum, so he is suprised when he has to go to his sons school.

When he gets there he is told that his son got into a fight with some girls. He starts lecturing his son about behaving well and not causing him trouble. He even scold the principal and his son's teacher's for not preventing situation's like this - Karen mode on everyone, he even has the same haircut.

Transfer's his son into a better school and ruins the old school's opinion for good. His son is doing good in a new school ans is one of the top students.

Formaggio

He knows why he is there. He also was a troublemaker during all his school years.

Takes the meeting lightly, even tho he is a nervous wreck inside. What would he do when his child gets expelled from school. Has a long conversation with the principal about his son maybe having a lighter punishment and she agreed.

Had a long conversations with his son when they got home. They talked about this and his son got draged into this by his classmates.

He wasn't mad, but still gave him a punishment to learn his ways.

Illuso

His son? Getting into trouble? Bullshit. And that's what he said to the principal.

Belive me when I say the meeting was a shouting match between him and other parents. After many arguments he won and got his son out of trouble. That was an ultimate ego boost for him.

The principal never called him again, because he was tired after this one meeting. Now he knows why you always show up instead of him.

Ghiaccio

He is screaming when he gets out of his car.

He stormed into the office without knocking or any other notice of his arrival. Tried to choke his son's bully's father. He won. And they had to call you, because he tried to choke the principal also.

You had to change your son's school after that and he got accepted into the same school Melone's child's goes.

Sorbet&Gelato

Imagine the scandal in their child's school just because both of his dad's showed up. Gelato had a great plan of killing his son's bullies.

''You want to kill children? Not better go for their parents first?''

Please. Sorbet would argue with the principal and win.

No one's going to bully their children just because the have two dads. I won't recommend trying it.

#la squadra as dads #la squadra #ghiaccio #jjba #prosciutto #la squadra di esecuzione #ghiaccio x reader #vento aureo #risotto x reader #jjba melone #la squadra di escuzione #la squadra di esecuzioni #melone x reader #formaggio #melone #pesci #illuso #risotto nero #sorbet x gelato x reader #gelato and sorbet

[zepuffer]

gay people

#happy pride la squadra nation #my art #jjba #jjba part 5 #golden wind #la squadra #gelato jjba #sorbet jjba #sorbet and gelato #gelato and sorbet #sorlato

[your-local-catboy]

They deserved so much better I’m in love with them

#i will be hung up on this for the next couple of years <33 #Simon Says 😻 #Gelato and Sorbet #jjba #jojo #AND THERES BARELY ANY FICS TOO LIKE 😟😟😟

[k0mibee]

Risotto unconsciously grabbing the first costume he saw… little does he know….

#la squadra #la squadra di esecuzione #art #risotto nero #ghiaccio jojo #melone jojo #proscuitto jojo #pesci jojo #formaggio jojo #illuso jojo #sorbet and gelato #jjba #golden wind #vento aureo

[artbyramen]

#some fem squadra #and meloghia……. #jjba #la squadra #risotto Nero #ghiaccio jjba #melone jjba #proscuitto jojo #jjba pesci #illuso jojo #formaggio jojo #sorbet and gelato

[samaeljigoku]

La Squadra squirmles. These worms are my micro-obsession, haha.

#jojo's bizarre adventure #ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 #jojo #jjba #vento aureo #golden wind #la squadra #fan art #illuso #risotto nero #ghiaccio #melone #prosciutto jojo #pesci jojo #sorbet and gelato #formaggio

[x0kuja0x]

💝 🍫Happy Valentine’s Day 🍫💝

💖 Who will be your Valentine? Take a screenshot 📸 and find out! ⤵️⤵️

⚠️Content warning!! Flashing Image ⚠️

BONUS: Risotto V-Card with bad iron joke

#jjba part 5 #golden wind #la squadra #jojo's bizarre adventure #la squadra esecuzioni #jjba #risotto nero #jjba fanart #prosciutto #risotto #pesci #formaggio #ghiaccio #melone #illuso #sorbet #gelato #vento aureo #hitman team #my art #content warning #flashing image

[lunorichi]

🩸La Squadra Part 2 🩸 As I promised here are the rest of these idiots ✨

I'm more active on my IG : @lunorichi!

#my art #jojo bizarre adventure #jjba fanart #vento aureo #la squadra #la squadra di esecuzione #formaggio jojo #jojo illuso #sorbet and gelato #pesci jojo #prosciutto jojo

[mskrysta-art]

la squadra meme art dump

#jojos bizarre adventure #jojo fanart #jjba #la squadra #risotto nero #jjba ghiaccio #meloghia #melone x ghiaccio #sorbet x gelato #jjba memes #jjba illuso #jjba melone #jjba formaggio #jjba risotto

[takiisieju-squadra]

The portrait series is finished!

(Such a portrait would cost you 10 USD. You can check out my price list here)

taglist: @go-capt-puppen

#la squadra #jjba #vento aureo #la squadra di esecuzione #formaggio #formaggio jojo #jjba illuso #illuso #prosciutto #jjba prosciutto #pesci #jjba pesci #jjba melone #melone #ghiaccio #jjba gelato #risotto nero #jjba sorbet

[r0z0]

La squadra dads being woken up by their kids telling them theres a monster under their bed-

How would they deal with it?ヾ(*’Ｏ’*)

La Squadra when their children wake them up at night!

Risotto Nero

This man is sleeping very lightly, so he heard his daughters bed cracking when she got up.

She run thru hallway and threw herself on her dad's bed, saying there was something scary in the closet.

Risotto tried to calm her down and said there is no such thing in her room. But she wouldn't listen and made him go to her room with her.

He checked her closet and found out its only her bunny onesie on a hager. He folded it and put it away saying the scary man is gone forever. She did not belive him and insisted she wants to see the blood of the scary man.

Prosciutto

This man is really unamused that his son woke him up, just because he heard his parents bed creaking some minutes ago and heard mommy scream.

He told him that he would protect mommy from being stolen away from them and said he wants to sleep in his parents bed tonight to make sure the robber doesn't try to steal mommy again.

Pesci

This man can't sleep at night because of his girl's. It's not that they are scared of anything, it's just that they are really loud and always have pillow fights, when they think their dad is asleep.

Melone

This man has four kids. Four. And only one of the finished their toothing phase.

He is often woke up at night by Anastasia, because she moved too far away from him on bed and can't grab his shirt or hair for comfort.

If it's not Anastasia it's either Agostina or Adele. Both of them have such a wild imagination. So sometimes he is woken up because a bench was knocking on the window or the door to the bathroom was creacking too loud, when he was just taking a piss.

Formaggio

He was once woken up because one of his sons had a nightmare. This was the only time, because the three of them sleep like they are dead. And snore.

Illuso

His son knows better than interrupt daddy's beauty sleep.

But when Lorenzo is mad he won't hesitate to spill soap all over his bedroom floor and call for dad in the middle of night, just to see this man slip and fall half awake.

He did more than once and Illuso can't remember any of it, just waking up on his sons bedrooms floor.

Lorenzo really said "make them slip and fall for revenge". This kid is savage.

Ghiaccio

His son has a lot of sensory issues, so when he goes to wake up his dad it's probably because his blanket or pyjama is itchy.

He afterward asks if he can sleep with his and momma, because he won't sleep if they don't let him.

Ghiaccio doesn't have a heart to say no to these big eyes and happy smile.

Sorbet&Gelato

Their children used to be waking them up every night, because there is a monster under their bed.

Fortunately Sorbet created a special routine when he goes to his children room when Gelato is taking a shower and sprays any monsters with water.

This man is a genius and his children love him.

#la squadra #lil squadra #jjba #ghiaccio #prosciutto #risotto nero #pesci #melone #illuso #formaggio #la squadra as dads #gelato and sorbet

[deusluxuria]

golden wind JPN version: gelato and sorbet... were so close... they may have been... a couple...

golden wind english dub:

😳🎆🔥🙀🥳 they had sex!!!!1!! 🎉🎊🎇👑✨

#jojokes #golden wind #vento aureo #sorbet and gelato jjba #jojo's bizarre adventure #jjba

[gothearts]

I dunno, a doodle dump ig

#jojo's bizzare adventure #jojos bizarre adventure golden wind #vento aureo #risotto nero #jjba risotto #jjba pesci #jjba prosciutto #jjba sorbet #jjba gelato #jjba formaggio #cyn's doodles

[k0mibee]

Forgot to put this here 💀

I’m so late to the game but idgaf

#art #la squadra #jjba #la squadra di esecuzione #golden wind #artists on tumblr #artwork #prosciutto jjba #pesci jjba #melone jjba #ghiaccio jjba #risotto jjba #risotto nero #illuso jjba #formaggio #formaggio jjba #vento aureo #jjba part 5 #sorbet and gelato #headcanon #digital art #jjba fanart

[theclockworkkidart]

(JJBA LotL AU) I redrew it because I wanted to. Link to the original that’s (wheezes) two years old now (link).

Acanthite (Sorbet) is shattered by Lunarians while trying to protect Orthoclase (Gelato). A hardness of 2.5 meant it didn’t take much. Parts recovered and reassembled.

Anatase (Illuso) is accidentally covered in Cerussite's (Fugo) toxic metal. Parts need to be carved off and Anatase ends up losing some memory but ultimately recovers.

Wavellite (Pesci) is shattered in a fight against Lunarians, Celsian (Prosciutto) already damaged. The Lunarians were defeated but recovering Wavellite’s body from the sea took a bit of time.

Celsian (Prosciutto) heavily damaged in a fight against the Lunarians. Watched Wavellite nearly being abducted and attempted to fight but ultimately the others got rid of the Lunarians.

Strengite (Melone) shot with a Lunarians arrow through the mouth. Strange attack as Strengite is a long distance weapon fighter and he was positioned in the building looking for the Lunarians.

Arctite (Ghiaccio) shot through the neck with a Lunarian arrow.

Microlite (Formaggio) severely damaged during a fight with Lunarians, especially to the face where both eyes ended up damaged and attempted to battle blind. Recovered.

Orthoclase (Gelato) caught in a Lunarian trap as Acanthite was damaged. Orthoclase being the soldier and Acanthite not took a mental toll.

And finally Eucryptite (Risotto) damaged in a downpour of Lunarian arrows.

All of them were recovered 😌.

#jojos bizarre adventure #jjba #vento aureo #la squadra #land of the lustrous #houseki no kuni #jojo prosciutto #jojo melone #risotto nero #jojo gelato #jojo sorbet #jojo ghiaccio #illuso #jojo pesci #jojo formaggio