#funny enough i just had this convo sorta (famous people i find hot) and i was like.....uh....i dont

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Have you seen Black Sails? I think that you would love Toby Stephens as Captain Flint. He's delicious as that pirate.

I haven't seen black sails, to be honest! I don't watch that many tv shows ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

Toby Stephens does seem like a pretty hot guy, but what you don't know about me is that my Mike love is kinda the exception to the rule...I generally don't thirst after famous folks, and if I do, they usually fall into the category of "very nerdy, maybe a little ugly, twink of a guy" or "wow that butch lesbian could take me with just a smirk" and both of those categories are gender neutral, btw.

So ya...dude dudes don't usually do it for me?? Sorry!!!!

I've sorta mentioned it, but the two Mike looks that I know I would have found appealing at first glance are floofy hair KfaD Mike and crop top/sheer shirt princess Mike..so...ya....

#anon asks #funny enough i just had this convo sorta (famous people i find hot) and i was like.....uh....i dont #what i really love is developing instant crushes on irl people that wander into my view for a period of time #on public transportation or in a restaurant or sitting in a park or whatever #before i was married i was an insatiable flirt with literally any stranger #im a card carrying member of the mile high club and whatever the equivalent is for any form of long transportion #i once talked to a guy I thought was cute in central park and proceeded to bring him up to my college campus to fuck on every campus rooftop #but movie stars and such? not that interested #woops these tags went somewhere #sorry