#fuckin bitch

[deadbeatdadjokes]

Lancer was king for approximately 0.006 seconds before the world disintegrated but Rouxls has one (1) smear frame blurry ass photo of him sitting on his father’s throne framed on his desk anyways post

#go girl give us nothing but fhdkdnfkdj #lancer probably begging him for help while his friends and father fight to the death upstairs despite being really shaken up himself #and he just…? #who’s to say #I want to believe he tried to calm him down or something but probably not #lancer probably caught him w one of those little cartoon sacks tryin to sneak out the back door while shit was going down around him #man said ‘yeah I’m right behind you!’ and then ran through the opposite wall #fuckin bitch #he’s still proud of his little boy though #and that’s the part that kills me the most #deltarune #rouxls kaard #lancer deltarune #he probably cried about it 8 times

[sideshow-simp]

heyyyy here to remind u to brush ur teeth and drink at least 3 cups of water today bc u deserve love too babe 😘

#simpsons #sideshow bob #love yourself #fuckin bitch #🌴

[forfuckssakejim]

ya know

todays been fucking hell.

im going for a midnight swim and im drinking. later sluts

#ive got 10 minutes left at work but thats still enough time to make me snap this bitches neck #question; can I sue a straight person for cultural appropriation of the queer lifestyle and use of the rainbow capitalism #fuckin bitch #should i get ice cream too #i think i will #next question do i get a dq blizzard or stop at a 24 place and get a tub of it #decisions descisions

[feral-and-or-horny]

Well, I had to deal with my shift manager's bitchy power trip at closing tonight, so I'm getting high, putting on cozy pajamas, and I'm probably gonna maaturbate

#she was complaining about how lo g it took to close up #and it did take a while #but it was becauase a big group pf teenagers from the dance studio next door swarmed us half an hour to closing #and then my manager just stood there and watched while i hurried to finish dishes #and throw our trash in the back of my car to take ti the dumpster #SHE DIDN'T EVEN HELP WITH THAT PART #SHE STOOD THERE AND JUST WATCHED #AND WE GOT RESTOCKED TODAY SO THERE WAS A SHIT TON OF CARDBOARD TO TAKE OUT #just!!!! what the fuck????? #WE BOTH WANT TO LEAVE #AND WE LEAVE FASTER IF WE'RE *BOTH* DOING TASKS #fuckin bitch #my post

[deritosmi]

there’s two kinds of adhd during group projects

the constantly off topic

and the one who REALLY likes this topic and gets irritated when they have to wait like one millisecond

#I’m the second one 🔥🔥🔥 #fuckin bitch #it’s mutation #damn #pierce moment

[silly-little-murder-drones]

Yeah, ProjectAnomaly is so far up their own ass.

Don’t listen to the bullshit they’re spewing out, please. Just block them and let’s get back to having fun.

#fuckin bitch

[whatever-local-cryptid]

Thought #32 of ?

Okay so, Toy Story changes the game for itself. Toys have a soul and are alive and their only purpose they have for themselves is to play with their owners. The weird unsaid rules being:

1. Don’t move in front of the owner.

2. Don’t talk to the owner.

3. Don’t let the owner know you’re alive.

Which makes sense, it does? Okay.

….

What about Furbies. Like, 1998 Furbies with the fluff skin. And nightmarish face mechanics. They can talk in front of children in “furbish” and gradually speak English, or whatever language native to where its owner is.

Furbies could have taken over the world in Toy Story, they had to have been banned from the pentagon for a reason-

I’M JUST SAYING-

#i’m just tired #I thought this up before bed #I really wanted to drawn instead #its 6am #my sister’s shitty alrams woke me up #and now i have a headache #she’s asleep #fuckin bitch #uuuuuugh #😑 #toy story #furbies #taking over the world

[vincells]

my first memory of you is when you got upset with me in Stella's server and I said, "I literally have an eating disorder, dude".

other than that whenever i think about you I think about that one time we were on call in 2021 and we were talking about the walten files

My first memory of you is you admitting to the fact you made a hate post about me, and you dming me the most threatening, "we need to talk."

I also remember the first time I heard your voice was when you read me the, "ówò Mr Obama....." copy & paste. You also called me darling and other pet names despite only being friends

#fuckin bitch #this is why i hated you #my beautiful man

[lux-scriptum]

Sometimes loving my cat is this deeply personal and fulfilling bond between me and this small creature that depends on me but keeps me sane, and sometimes it’s grumpily rolling over in bed at 5:41 am and knowing this 12.9 pound middle aged furball is taking up most of my bed goddamn it.

#luna at large #just cat owner things #ig #😂😂 #fuckin bitch #i got up to get some water and came back and shed moved to the middle of the bed #would not look at me as she groomed and ignored my requests to scootch #and then huffed when i moved her myself #i love this fat little karen

[1-jar-of-stars]

FUCK KYLE AND I SAID THAT SHIT

#bb24 #big brother #fuckin bitch

[when-hijinks-ensues]

What's a professional way to say that I despise you with every fiber of my being and I hope you die from the cigarettes you are constantly smoking

#i fucking HATE my english teacher #WHY do you assign a seven page essay TWO DAYS before its due? #we have OTHER CLASSES #fuckin bitch

[tohokuu]

lmfao…. LMFAO…. EL EM EF AYE O

#oh bc #i have a habit of asking for things #bitch i wouldn’t ask for shit unless i could pay back #not only that #i always do things for you too ?? #like when is there a time i’ve ever said no to you ? #oh lord #lmaoooooo #i am beyond annoyed #yk what’s mad wack #she’s hanging out w some other bitch #lmao go be besties w her #fuckin bitch #if i’m so greedy #stop being my friend ?? #like you aren’t ? #forgetting the small gifts i buy you ? #forgetting everytime i drive an additional 30 minutes to get you home from uni bc you’re too scared to take an uber ? #genuinely stfu

[plower-thoughts]

Hm, I do agree with you. However, don’t fuckin tell me what to do.

#fuckin bitch

[mikaelaryder]

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#it's really annoying that every time i feel the shittiest its bc of my uterus ;_; #like just fuck off already im not getting you pregnant this month or any month soon #fuckin bitch

[adriartts]

hes always out pouting in the sheepyards

#original #me when im a bitch. (hes a bitch) #idk idk i got boredddddd i looked at pictures of sheep. julian time #i like this design better than before. the sash and the shawl are nice and his hair needed to be a lil messier #used a different brush than usual. i like eet it looks softer #the fuckin. funny to me. the sheep is sitting there like :3 meanwhile julian is seething about some bullshit probably #why are u so PISSYYYYYYY. bitch ass. hes dumb i like him #oc #Julian Dae #ocs

[jaspertheshark]

I taped foil to both the trash can and the corner cabinet so we're about to hear some weird af mouse sounds I think

#one of the mice fucking got in one of the traps but BACKED OUT BEFORE HE GOT SNAPPED #FUCKIN BITCH #these mice are really smart