#fuck bandera

[harminfo]

Osama Bin Laden used to be the helpful proxy clown for the USA, when he was still fighting against Russia. Now Zelensky is the proxy clown for the USA. History repeating. And in few decades the West has to fight the nazis they used to support against Russia!? Once again!?

#ukraine #zelensky #afghanistan #bin laden #osama bin laden #Russia #USSR #USA #Joedolf Bidler #No To NATO #Fuck NATO #Nie Wieder Krieg #anti zelensky #fuck nazis #fuck azov nazis #fuck bandera #taliban #azov battalion #fuck NAFO #anticommunism sucks

[feydfuckernation]

i don't know what they put in the journey to bethlehem soundtrack but it had absolutely no right to go as hard as it did

#“greatest showman for jesus” isn't a genre i knew i needed to see at LEAST once but man. MAN. #lion.txt #journey to bethlehem #religion cw #religion mention cw #i have. a complicated relationship with religion lmao. #but mother to a savior and king had me On The Verge i'm ngl #that shit was powerful bro #also antonio banderas as herod fucking ate idc #m tag

[franzivonkarma]

Interview With The Vampire was the first fucking time I had seen the actual face of Antonio Banderas rather than just his voice coming from fucking Puss In Boots

#also i had just watched fight club like a month ago so seeing brad pitt as louis gave me whiplash too #when i booked the cinema tickets i didnt know the cast at all #just that id wanted to see the movie for ages #and then me and my gf got in there and saw fucking #tom cruise brad pitt antonio banderas christian slater kirsten dunst #i was like. okay??????????????? #iwtv

[hussyknee]

List of Why The Fuck Didn't I Realise I Was Into Women Sooner #2: Catherine Zeta Jones's sword fight with Antonio Banderas in Mask of Zorro.

That part where her hair was hanging loose and wild and he'd cut the shoulder off her nightdress and she disarmed and advanced on him like an avenging Fury, eyes ablaze and breathing hard— fundamentally altered my brain chemistry. Haven't been the same person since.

#granted i only caught it on tv for the first time years after it was released #i think i was in my later teens #but i remember being struck dumb when CZJ appeared on screen #and then the fight scene #i don't even care that she's fucking Welsh and was essentially playing brownface like the entire rest of the white main cast #(although seriously fuck Banderas's white Spanish ass) #it was 1998 and good mother of fuck that was Elena #i was small and ace and very bi and had a heart boner. a heart-on if you will #i wonder whether i'd hate The Mummy so much if I had watched it before I knew it was racist af #although i think baby Rachel Weiz in the Mummy has a spot on the top ten of this list too #how did she look so completely different and elfish in the first movie. i had no idea it was the same woman in the rest of all her films #you could stick her on a music box. blow her away in the wind like a dandelion #although to be honest i have no excuse whatsoever for loving the Prince of Persia. Gemma Atherton. Jake Gyllenhaal. so hot #idk. maybe because they werent playing plunderers of a colonizer fever dream. the rituals are intricate #knee of huss #catherine zeta jones #mask of zorro #just bisexual things

[felizusnavidad]

IN THE HEIGHTS countdown: 8 DAYS!

song for today:

maybe you’re right, sonny, call in the coroners! maybe we’re powerless, a corner full of foreigners maybe this neighborhood’s changing forever maybe tonight is our last night together, however! how do you want to face it? do you wanna waste it, when the end is so close you can taste it? y’all could cry with your head in the sand i’m a fly this flag that i got in my hand!

#song for today: carnaval del barrio #ok i think at this point we all already know i absolutely adore long songs #in fact the longer the better #this is definitely one of my favourite songs EVER #it's so damn catchy but then again it's lin-manuel fucking miranda #you should see me dancing in my room to this song it's always funny #and i can't stop #and i love all the spanish words here (no i do not speak spanish but i love the sound of this language ok???) #ALZA LA BANDERA! #HEY! #it won't be long now* #Spotify

[cuchufletapl]

The Puss in Boots Wikipedia article: He's a Latino character—

Any and all Hispanics that grew up watching the Shrek movies in Spanish: ??????? He is??????

#I learnt that he was supposed to be latino recently and I was like 'SINCE FUCKING WHEN' #I can guarantee you they did not give him a latin american accent in either the european spanish or latam dub lol #he does not have a latinamerican accent in english either for the record. antonio banderas there sounds like a spaniard talking in english #because that's what he is #hollywood may not be able to tell the difference but I am. it's a whole different intonation. different phonetics #I spent my entire life thinking that he was vaguely inspired in andalusian bandoleros I feel so lied to #puss in boots

[shelbymustange]

I tried watching the Interview w the Vampire show and wanted to like it (esp because obviously I'd rather support the version that doesn't include pitt and cruise) but God the acting prowess and direction in the movie just...it just surpasses the show by way too much for me to get into it

#love that people are enjoying the new show though all the power to all of you #support better people!!! #i strongly dislike pitt and obviously cruise is just the worst person ever #but i can't deny that they can fucking act #antonio banderas as Armand too omg #also i think cruise's psychopathic nature just gives his lestat that extra push yknow? #not that i endorse that but like...you cant deny it gets Results. #controversial opinion i guess #im watching the 1994 pirated so that makes it better right?

[incurablyromanticsblog]

Atame (1989) had no business being so good if I only meant to watch it for psycho-ish Antonio Banderas

#atame #tie me up tie me down #Antonio banderas #pedro almodvar #no bit fr #its really good #and fucking funny

[kramlabs]

#ukronazi #bandera #cia #everything is fucking managed #stepan bandera

[nalivaa]

im gonna kill someone. you're telling me,, we could've had fucking antonio banderas as erik in phantom of the opera,, and instead we got gerard butler,,, are your for fucking real. im gonna commit so much murder.

#THESE FUCKERS. HAD THE FUCKING AUDACITY. TO HAVE GERARD BUTLER AS ERIK. WHEN ANTONIO BANDERAS WAS AN OPTION. #THIS IS A FUCKING CRIME DO YOU HEAR ME #A CRIME #WE COULD'VE HAD IT ALL #I'M SO ANGRY ABOUT SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED ALMOST TWENTY YEARS AGO OH MY GOD #phantom of the opera

[harminfo]

After I’ve made some post against AZOV nazis, the blue-yellow NAFO-nazis are angry with me. Those azov nazi fans have been very busy on instagram and tumblr long before this year. Why is that? We need more anti azov nazi posts.

#fcknzs #fuck azov nazis #fuck bandera #ukraine #zelensky #anti zelensky #russia #putin #eu #usa #proxy war #no to nato #no otan #nato #joedolf bidler

[volixia669]

lol, it’s so funny being on twitter and watching people learn that the Vamps in Vampire chronicles are horrible people.

Like, if you think the What We Do In The Shadows vamps have NOTHING on the fucked up assholes that make up Vampire Chronicles.

Like yep. Louis and Lestat are in an abusive relationship where they’re both abusive to each other. Lestat is a selfish arse, and Louis can’t help provoking him.

Claudia is a murderous little shit and also WHY you’re not supposed to turn children into vampires.

Madeleine...Okay, she’s kinda just THERE and I’m curious if the show makes her less of a lamp post.

Armand...Oh Armand.

Marius is somehow worse than all of the above.

Lestat’s mother, Gabrielle, also commits crimes and also there’s some consensual incest between Lestat and Gabrielle, though also if I recall correctly Gabrielle coerced Lestat into making her a vampire (which everyone, let’s remember that Vampire Chronicles vamps run off the whole blood drinking is horny thing) so at least you know where Lestat gets it from.

And this is just what I remember off the top of my head after last reading the books four years ago.

#vampire chronicles #interview with a vampire amc #i NEED both the 90s and current interview with a vampire actors to show up on wwdits #PLEASE #between guillermo's love for antonio banderas armand which valid and how fucked up they all are it would be hilarious #also i feel like nadja and lestat would get into an argument that turns into a lot of angry greek and french yelling #cue lazlo and louis coming in with louis being not again and lazlo cheering on nadja #basically i want chaos with these morally dubious vamps

[scariercnidaria]

i elfed him sorry hes my dungeons and dragons character now. yeah he has spells and trauma now. sorry

#used an online face morpher to combine antonio banderas in spy kids with raul esparza and then edited him his stupid little moustache back #thats why the clothes look fucking stupid. btw #venne vidal #oc tag

[captainraptures]

hey i can dislike Rashid being Armand without having to be called names for it

thanks, internet for once again being intolerant of opinions differing from yours

#i'm already tired of this fandom and it has only existed for a month (well #show fandom) #lestat louis claudia are still recognizable and feel like themselves just elevated #rashidmand just doesn't work for me #not his presence not his words #and def not the way he looks #why couldn't Rashid just be some guy #his own character #instead of taking on the role of a very well established well loved character #nothing against the actor obviously he's doing fine #but he just isn't Armand #Armand is a tiny redheaded twink with too much pride and too many cults to his name #why the ever loving fuckw ould he play servant to somebody? #god at least keep his origin country the same and his fucked up origin story at least somewhat same #i was hoping the tv show could have cast a younger person #but we gotta have banderas 2.0 #and he certainly doesn't have the same chemistry with Louis as Lestat does...... #but 2022!Louis is very different to early 1900s!Louis... #god it's killing me that we have to wait so long until s2 #i'm gonna give Rashmand a chance but he is gonna remain a very disappointing choice for Armand for me unless smth amazing happens

[maleficare]

didn't realize dao was so Horny, leliana started talking about morrigans boobs last night and i almost died hdbnfn

also was not prepared for zevran to have a sexy spanish accent... 😳 help

#e.txt #he literally sounds like antonio banderas help #then 2secs after joining the party asked why him & morrigan havent fucked yet HSBDNJFKRKJG

[just-jammin]

so uhhh

i just remembered that yesterday, i found out that the disney-esque music snippet that about 'never choosing to love another' & 'learning how to love them too' that's been going around the internet lately came from a frickin' movie musical about THE NATIVITY of all things—

#LIKE??? THIS WAS UNEXPECTED FOR ME???? #I LEGIT THOUGHT THAT THAT MOVIE WAS SOME LOW BUDGET BULLSHIT THERE #BUT NOOOOO IT'S A WHOLE-ASS MUSICAL WITH ORIGINAL SONGS #AND A FUCKING NUMBER WITH SYNTHS AND SHIT THAT'S PERFORMED BY KING HEROD!! PLAYED BY *ANTONIO FUCKING BANDERAS!!!!* #this kinda makes me intrigued but also stunned in awe and confusion at the same time #just... huh????? #the meaningful jargon