So 60+ GB of TF2 repo files leaked including the official Casters Quarterly magazine witch model and some of your guys’ reactions absolutely warrant this
(Feel free to repost and use whenever it calls for it)
please tell the vision you have for spy and scouts ma bc that tag had me dying
I will always and forever believe spy fell for scouts ma because she wasn’t like any woman he’s encountered before. Not because she was all that charming or able to keep up with his own wit, but because she was just. Fucking stupid.
shes a bimbo and she beats the shit out of guys who look at her the wrong way at work. He falls in love with her and he’s so embarrassed about it, because she just keeps throwing the worlds worst pick-up lines at him and they keep working . Guy with the biggest ego imaginable falls for the lamest woman he’s ever met.
Clawed hand rested atop Vasya’s shapely hip, cool against warm flesh. There is a rumble of internalized laughter that shakes her frame, curiously peering into violet spangled optics.
“ Aren’t you bold... ” she purrs, the grip upon V’s hip tightened before she promptly TIPS HER OFF HER LAP.
Old promo art from the Lockdown Throwdown: Round 2 6v6 TF2 tourney back in September 2020 that was organized by PhoenixRed, an EU-based esports org involved in TF2, and hosted by KritzKast.
The request was for mercs in a boxing ring, with Fried Chicken Tramp basically being one of those people who walk around holding a ROUND 2 sign. (Also tried more stylized paintover & rimlights for this piece back then)
“im gay” “im trans” “im straight” ok? im not one of your fried chicken tramps? im a woman? i like my men dangerous? mysterious? you want to be MY lover?? earn it!? SEDUCE ME?!
propaganda for the sniper/spy/sniper versus scout/fried chicken lady/pauling war!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEYRE A CRACK SHIP TO *YOU*. TO ME THEYRE SO MUCH MORE. ALLOW ME TO INDULGE MYSELF. THIS IS HEADCANON HEAVY BC THE FRIED CHICKEN LADY LITERALLY ONLY SAID ONE THING IN THE ENTIREITY OF CANON BUT WHO GIVES A RATS ASS!
theyre such a qpr no one even understands. beyond scout n the fried chicken lady's initial sexual encounter i like to imagine theyve become good friends. perhaps she was from boston as well and her and scout bonded over that, along with a shared sense of humor and laid back attitude. they hang out together and watch tv, get pizza and make out, talk about their childhoods etc. I JUST THINK ITD BE FUN OK.
her and miss pauling have their meetcute at a barbeque during the fourth of july. the fried chicken lady was invited to come along by scout and is just chilling and grabbing some extra meatballs for her plate. miss pauling initially notices her for being a pretty woman but as they talk and the night goes on they bond from both believing in keeping things practical. shes also a lot less uptight than miss pauling however, which leads to a lot of playful teasing (from scout too LOL)
i think scout and the fried chicken lady enable a lot of each other's worse habits and so miss pauling has to deal with two different messy bitches LMAO. also another headcanon i have for their dynamic as an entire unit is that miss pauling will be up late doing paperwork in her home office and they'll be sleeping on her bed, and when she's finally done she goes in and snuggles with them.
im just gonna leave out my thoughts about scout n miss paulings dynamic for the time being cause if i did id be here forever but i did already make a post on my headcanons which you can find here.
ANYWAY THEYRE SO FWB CODED. THEYRE SO QPR CODED. IM SO DELULU COCO BANANAS CODED. IM SO EXTRAPOLATING A CHARACTER FROM A 4 SECOND CUTAWAY GAG CODED. K THANKS FOR READING BYE.
oh also miss pauling and the fried chicken lady's ship name is "lady and the tramp" i dont make the rules