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#freakynasty
jessicalbaby · 1 year
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Dm me let get nasty together ❤️💦💦❤️😂😂😂🥒🥒
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chewchuck · 1 month
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once again i am projecting all my shit onto that old man (overstimulating him in a horny way)
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here2bbtstrash · 2 years
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the plot arc of this oneshot is really turning out to be: cute cute cute cute cute FREAKYNASTY
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gimmethatagustd · 2 years
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freakynasty-- i mean, nectar jimin !! would you ever let y/n turn you?? 🩸
Ummm, maybe? I don't think she would, though. She's been acting weird lately. *shrugs*
🥺👉🏽👈🏽 send an ask for one of my characters or me!
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presumablydeadarm · 9 months
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i am always hoping that movies are more freakynasty and often wish they were longer (so they have more time to get freakynasty). when are they gonna release the unrated versions of movies i casually enjoyed in theaters but with additional footage that’s just a 10 minute long sex scene that not even really a sex but is actually two cars crashing into each other repeatedly but as their exoskeletons become increasingly damaged it’s revealed that underneath the hood of the cars are actually wetgross fleshy bits that begin to spill out and as the cars become increasingly wrecked from their repeated collisions they eventually become interlocked and unable to pull apart from each other; forever intwined in a state of post-orgasmic unity
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jowoimagines · 5 years
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Imagine being dio's dentist 😍😍😍 he got cavities
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I love cute asks! - Mod Pitch
Dio squirmed in the dentist chair, looking up at Y/N with his red orbs orbily orbing into theirs. Y/N had been asked to do a checkup on their master Dio’s fine maw, but they’d found something terribly awry in all twelve of his teeth. Hesitant to be the bearer of bad news, they swallowed thickly before speaking up.“I… Dio-sama.”“Whrgh?” His plush lips couldn’t quite close around Y/N’s fingers that were stretching his mouth open to hunt around for naughtwaughty holes to plunge fillings into. One of his canines caught on Y/N’s fingers, cutting through the ten layers of latex gloves and leaving a gash, flesh parting and blood seeping quickly to the surface.Distracted from their admission that Dio had some seriously freakynasty cavities (probably because he was from old as dicks England and never learned what good hygiene was because he was too busy being a leotard-clad thot), Y/N let out a gasp at the pain. As soon as the blood hit his tongue, Dio’s jaw snapped shut, not hard enough to break anything but providing the delicious threat of it.
Y/N and Dio stared at each other, orbs widening into bigger orbs the longer the silence stretched between them. Then, before either could act on the promiscous orbish tension growing and thickening the air between them, one of Dio’s cavities swallowed Y/N whole with a wet, cracking ‘slorshpcricACK snrlurshpchkchkchkchkchkchk’.
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marquiswoolford · 7 years
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#marquisdelarue #adultcoloringbook #freakynasty
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doritspoetry-blog · 8 years
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Why is liking yourself even relevant all humans are bullshit/Caution can only go so far, the metaphorical energy around will form a fist whether or not you want to get hit/If you drift along propelled by your own sublimated violence, you may momentarily drift by another and nod at each other to signify you think you get it/But really understanding doesn't even extend to the floaties made of fun-sized bags of brimming-with-flavor Nastoid Doritos
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