#for papa's mission

[cuchufletapl]

Listen, I know it's not really possible because even though Operation Ostrix is supposed to be a long-term mission it realistically should be taken care of in a few months, but.

I just think that it'd be funny if when Damian's 14-15, after almost a decade of tsundere pining, he finally gets his shit together and asks Anya out. So when Anya later tells Twilight that she's dating Sy-on Boy he's like FUCK YEAH because he didn't expect Plan B to go this well, this is the best possible excuse to get invited to the Desmonds' house????

But also this is the worst thing that's ever happened to him as a father

#not even in like an overprotective dad way #just the general fuckedness that is your daughter dating your target's son #anya reads his increasingly conflicted and panicked thoughts and is like #'you know I respect your opinion papa if you don't approve I'll break up with him' #(which she doesn't plan on doing but she'll work something out don't worry) #loid's like NO DON'T DO THAT #because again THE MISSION #but on the other hand ANYA'S HAPPINESS #he has a breakdown and yor makes him linden tea #spy x family #damianya #anya forger #loid forger | twilight #damian desmond #my AUs and headcanons

[toukatan]

Beni, Loid-san's penguin voice is the cutest thing ever!!!!

for reals! that voice is adorable — he’s such a good dad, anything to cheer up his daughter even if it means acting as one of her toys and yor playing along as well. literally anything for their little anya 😭

both of them blushing while doing it too, cutest parents ever.

#i know twilight screaming inside doing this ashfkjws ‘it’s for the mission’ PLEASE #CUTEST PAPA AND MAMA EVER #spy x family #loid forger #anya forger #yor forger #anon #replies #nitatalks #video

[purpleluckystar]

Guess who FINALLY played Mission Vileaf? I had more sketches ideas in mind but didn't have enough time to do it all, so maybe in another post. Also the subtle moments between Hefty and Smurfette in this game gmjrjgjgvbrjk ♥

(Please ignore the Smurfizer's weird design in the portraits, I didn't have any reference at hand when I was drawing those...)

#the smurfs #smurfs #mission vileaf #hefty smurf #smurfette #brainy smurf #chef smurf #papa smurf #fan art #hefty x smurfette #please do not spoil greenstone for me it is on my to do list!

[scatterbrainedbot]

THROWING THIS DOODLE AT YOU WITH AGGRESSIVE AFFECTION!!

Wanted to render it but ran out of time :') BUT PLEASE KNOW!! Your Rat son au is my Roman empire. I think about it at LEAST once a week, like the designs and concepts and characterization and UGH EVERYTHING!! ITS ALL SO GOOD!! AND UR STYLE?? IM FOREVER CONSUMING IT!!! Literally peek nostalgia, comfort, even thru the angst its just so perfect im-

and- and splinter just bring me so much joy. Hes so goofy and soft and I sob every time I see him, imagine getting like the most gentle and affirming hug- I would cry immediately.

AHHHH!! ANYWAY STAY AMAZING ZACH!! :D <33333

TRIONA

TRIONA. TRIONA I AM SHAKING.

OH MY GOD???? LIKE OH???? MY GOD??????? THOSE ARE MY BABY SONS OH MY GOD THEY ARE GORGEOUS AND COZY PERFECT AMAZING I AM FULLY EMOTIONAL

LOOK AT THEM LOOK AT THEMMMMM AHHHHHHHHHH I CANT STOP STARING AT THEM BUT ALSO HAVE TO LOOK AWAY BECAUSE I AM LITERALLY TEARING UP?????

I LOVE THAT U CAN TELL A STORY FROM JUST THEIR POSES AND POSITIONS LIKE MIKEY DEF CAME OVER TO PESTER DONNIE AND FELL ASLEEP ON HIS LAP SO DONNIE HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO STAY AND NAP TOO (cause its illegal to disrupt little brothers sleeping in ur laps of course, same rule as cats) AND THEN LEO WANDERED IN AND PROBABLY SMILED THAT AFFECTIONATE BIG BROTHER SMILE BEFORE CURLING UP BESIDE THEM THEN RAPH CAME A LIL BIT LATER WONDERING WHERE EVERYONE WAS AND AFFECTIONATELY CALLED THEM A BUNCH OF BOZOS BEFORE TAKING A SEAT WITH THEM (in a semi blind spot too the protective little baby) AND HE DIDNT MEAN TO FALL ASLEEP BUT IT WAS JUST TOO COZY AND AHHH

UGH AND THEN OLD MAN SPLINTER COMES TO CHECK ON THEM AND THOSE ARE HIS BABIES HIS LITTLE BOYS I AM SOBBING TRIONA I LOVE IT SO SO SO MUCH I AM BEYOND WORDS

#LEO IN HIS MASK MAKES ME THINK HE WAS PROLLY TRAINING OR SUCH #he def wears it the most while off mission out of all the boys #mikey forgets it even on missions sometimes lol #UGH I KEEP GETTING CAUGHT ON SPLINTERS SMILE AND HAVING TO STOP AN CRY A MIN /EXTREMELY POS #YOU CAPTURED SPLINTERS GENTLE AND SILLY AND TENDER OLD PAPA VIBES SO PERFECTLY TOO I PHYSICALLY CANNOT COPE #also something about leos pose just makes me so 🤲🥺 #my tiny baby son #TRIONA I WILL NOT RECOVER FROM THIS /POS #BYE EVERYONE MY SCHEDULE HAS JUST BEEN OVERTAKEN BY 'UNYEILDING POSITIVE SOBBING' FOR THE NEXT SEVERAL CALANDER YEARS #OBSESSED IM ABSOLUTELY OBSESSED YOU DONT UNDERSTAND #FAVE #IMMA HOARD THIS FOR FUCKING EVER #rat sons fanart #ask reply #fandom friends #'unrendered' she says 'DOODLE' SHE SAYS #THEN HANDS U A PIECE WITH FLAWLESS LINEWORK AND GORGEOUS SO SO COZY LIGHT #ALSO I AM HONORED TO BE UR ROMAN EMPIRE LOL #HUGGING U SO HARD <333 THANK YOU FOR DRAWING MY SONS TRIONA #BUT I HOPE U KNOW THIS MEANS WAR /J

[etherealprick]

So Loid feels that he isn't communicating his love enough, do he decides to do the most romantic thing ever... FLIRTING.

Now these flirts have to be be PERFECT (for the mission ofc) so Loid practices all the time- early in the morning, while he's on lunch break, while he's hanging out with Franky, and before bed- just to make sure its amazing.

So he eventually musters up enough courage to flirt, and he does it wondefully- or so he thinks- until he looks up at Yor who has absolutely no idea what's going on, and has no idea that Loid is fllirting with her.

#spy x family #spy family #sxf #spy x family loid #sxf loid #loid forger #loid #loiyor #agent twilight #twiyor #sxf twilight #sxf yor #spy x family yor #yor briar #yor forger #and anya's just sitting there #“papa's trying to flirt with you mama!” #mission failed we'll get him next time

[sosoribro]

i was gonna draw something cool and big but its midnight and i knew if i started i wouldnt be able to stop so have a tiny cute boy who has destroyed government property and will do so again. i'll make a cooler version soon promise (unless i forget, in which case said promise is rendered null)

oh now he has the will wood virus oh (i have listened to 4 songs)

#flipline studios #papa louie #flipline dynamoe #will wood #the will wood tag is now contaminated with the flipline virus. mission complete.

[foxtamer113]

Loid: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.

Anya: Mine just says "Anya no."

Loid: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

#Spy x Family #SpyxFamily #SxF #Loid Forger #Anya Forger #Twilight sxf #Loids leaving for a few days to do a mission #Anya's definitely pouting that her Papa didn't even give her an actual mission #Incorrect Spy x Family Quotes #Incorrect SxF Quotes #Incorrect Quotes

[beeswaxsims]

My Ghost and Price sim are finished, so that means Task Force 141 is officially done! I’m pretty happy with all of them. 😄

#price looks like papa smurf #and ghost looks like a person who never grew out of his teenaged emo phase #so i would say mission accomplished 😎 #my sims #my screenshots #task force 141 save #john price #simon ghost riley #the sims 3 #ts3 screenshots #ts3 #ts3cc #call of duty modern warfare #call of duty modern warfare 2 #ghost call of duty #cod #call of duty #captain price #captain john price #simon riley

[seahdalune]

how James and Willow became friends with each other: the headcanon

-Willow was shy at first and things were a bit awkward with one another when they were first hired. then one day James asked about the tv show compilation Willow was watching during break, and after getting the name out of her set out to watch a few episodes in order to be a bit more friendly with her. ended up watching the whole show. -when James talked to her about it during break she started rambling about how the show was her favorite and other aspects until she got self conscious and clammed up. and opened up again when James encouraged her to continue. despite it being her favorite show she had no one to talk to about it other than Jackie, due to her anxieties. -(the show in question is called "The Sugary and Natural Made", although fans tend to shorten it to "SugarNatural".) -at some point they started visiting each other's house and watch the show together as episodes aired live. then they just started hanging out and they talked about other things too. Willow learned to be a bit more social thanks to James, and now she has infected (heh, like a vampire) even more customers to watch her favorite tv show >:) -they defos freaked out at the ending, which summoned Hank from their screaming. however, Hank then started freaking out himself and then Willow had to get the shock bla

#papa louie #an idea that went from ''yes Willow probs writes fanfics but what if we went further and got James in the picture somehow'' #to a ''yes they watch Supernatural'' joke #i usually draw ideas like this first but it's currently finals. actually i need to study for history rn oopsie daisy #i'm currently on a mission to make a little backstory for all chef duos and give them some kind of dynamic #bc there really isn't much to go off of in canon and it sounded fun! #i have small ideas for Koilee and Carlo Romano but it still requires some tweaking atm #same with the Cluckeria and Burgeria duos #something that was originally in the first draft but i couldn't fit in by the time i finalized it: James transmasc and Willow transfem lol #papas headcanoneria

[youaremysunshine-court]

I think the main difference between spy x family and buddy daddies is that yor (especially) and loid (to some extent) know what having a child entails and understand what's needed to take care of one, whereas rei and kazuki were thrown into something they hadn't planned for and had no idea how to deal with

The second difference is anya knows what it's like to be abandoned and so she treads carefully, especially around loid, but miri thinks she deserves both her papas and that fear of abandonment hasn't set in at all

#not proper meta but thats the difference #loid and yor are very career oriented people who are doing whats needed so they dont get caught #and anya knows that and so she does her best to help the mission along bc if shes just good enough loid wont leave her #but miri has no fear that her papas will abondon her #shes not as mature as anya is #and rei and kazuki arent as cold and logical as loid and yor are #they genuinely love that little girl #like buddy daddies seems more serious now but i have a strong feeling spy x family will traumatise us in the long run

[fatherramiro]

things i would like to do: play some bg3

things im afraid to do, going by the amount of people posting on reddit about the game crashing (probably in advance of the patch tomorrow): play some bg3

#im NOT doing the iron throne and then losing that shit #we are saving papa ravengard and then we are putting a pin in that mission FOREVER #(or at least until my next playthrough)

[every-orochimaru]

#naruto #ch 290 #orochimaru #kabuto yakushi #yamato #tenchi bridge reconnaissance mission arc #everyorochimaru #i love how he goes on to call the kids baby rats #and yamato papa rat like what is that about hm? #not everyone is doing weird found family roleplay like you miss girl

[antichrists-plus-one]

but genuinely how is Kim going to play this off. let’s maybe consider chay was already unconscious by the time he fought three grown men and withstood the power of two tasers. let’s even say chay doesn’t remember him at the warehouse and so it isn’t suspicious how quickly he left. he was still home with him when it happened. how does he explain that he saw it happen and didn’t even call the police

#Kimchay #kinnporsche #kinnporsche the series #anyways can we all agree his Job at this point is protector #LIKE OFFICIALLY WITHIN THE FAMILY #Porsche is now important so chay so we’re keeping an eye on him #do you think that was his job from the start? #or maybe at the beginning they were genuinely afraid the brothers were somehow dangerous #maybe trying to have leverage against Porsche just in case #does kinn know do you think? #or was it a papa mission #SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD KNOW THIS BUT GOT DISTRACTED IN THE MIDDLE OF AN EXPLAATION #mine

[shysheeperz]

#mission yozakura family #yozafam #yozakura san chi no daisakusen #hitsuji gondaira #manga #bbys!!! #all of them!!! #too cute #taiyo's a good papa #taiyo yozakura #taiyo asano #alpha yozakura #shion yozakura #kengo yozakura #shinzo yozakura #nanao yozakura #allanimanga #cap #mangacap #myf spoilers

[ghostypetrainer]

i know a lot of chapter 68 will not happen the same way in the spy x family au but just the thought of EMMET being the loud one when offering to shop for ingo's groceries and do some chores around the house to take a load off the couple (disturbing akari trying to study; she thought INGO was the one w the volume in this family??) + abusing his secret service connections to find the most quality/closest place w the goods is soo funny to me.

yeah. there's definitely a lot of chapter 68 that would be left on the cutting room floor, that's for sure. as always, Yuri #GetTherapyChallenge.

But Emmet definitely shows up to help take care of his dear brother! He's still not fully certain he trusts Zisu, but surely he can get a gauge on whether or not she's tricking his brother by how she treats him when he's injured. But it's Zisu, so of course she gets a perfect score!! In fact she's better at a lot of tasks than Emmet is? Why does he feel like he's lost somehow...

And yes, he would abuse his secret service contacts to find The Good Deals. Only the best for Ingo! He worked so hard to take care of things when they were growing up, this is the least he can do for him now. Meanwhile, Akari has to keep Ingo from getting up and doing things himself. NO PAPA. SIT DOWN. THIS IS MY ONE MISSION AND I WILL CARRY IT OUT! >(

#asks #spy x family au #perhaps akari has the toughest mission of all... #bond helps of course #akari ordering zisu's ambipom around to help drag Ingo back to the couch #REST PAPA #submas #pla zisu #pla akari

[vullcanica]

@vilestblood : Post-it !!

Post-it note // accepting

It's weeks later and miles and miles away from home that Antonín finds it, sneakily hidden inbetween the pages of his planner. Far from Avita's greatest work, it's a childish little drawing, the giddy tread marks of high-velocity crayon betraying excited haste - it's clear she'd had a very small window of time to jot down her masterpiece when papa had left the book unattended. There's care in it still, from the garden to the message to the vivid green of her favourite crayon most drawing weren't worthy of. She's put all she could into the little surprise. She figured he'd need it while he was away. It was always good to have the reminder.

#𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 ‒ avita ║ IN CHARACTER #vilestblood. #i know you said nik... i know that. but consider #holds this in my shakey hands #baby dottir crayon drawing???? #idk if this is... That Time Antonín goes away but it could be? #although she might be too young to be this dexterous with tools. but anyway #she hears her papa's going to leave a while and becomes the most determined little kid. mission impossible music starts playing #must sneak spy message to anonin #the message: 'me and dad and the garden will be waiting for you 🥺' #also yes that's nik the plant killer with a wilted flower in his hand gsjsk #shamed by his own daughter. as he should