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ROUND 1-D

Propaganda from submitters below the cut; feel free to add more via asks or reblogs!

Flapjack (The Owl House) -carved from wood and brought to life by magic -just a little guy

Mitsuki (Naruto) -modified clone of Orochimaru -SNAKES!!

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Is this blog on permanent hiatus?

No.

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MERRY XMAS!! [transports you to 13 years ago]

#saran my beloved #video #Youtube

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A little tale for today's happenings to tide y'all over from regular posting...

My brothers are currently staying with me as tree work is being done at my mom's house. We made plans to get out and enjoy the sunshine but I woke up with severe, debilitating back pain. The older of my two brothers woke up and found me writhing in pain in my queen sized bed. As I was explaining what I thought might be causing such pain, he replaces his glasses with my own round-framed ones and walks out of the room, closing the door. I was a little annoyed as I was mid sentence and I really was in a lot of pain.

Then he pushes the door open, stands stiffly, and looks at me with this goofy grin as he says, "Lord Orochimaru!" And I laughed quite a bit as I realized what he'd done.

#i told him id be blogging about this later #and i need a wind down from the day #i am cringe but i am free #and full of pain at all the inopportune times #not-orochimaru

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I am perplexed.

How and why does this have so many views?? Where are the 27,000 people that watched this? For what reason?

#not-orochimaru

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How and why does this have so many views?? Where are the 27,000 people that watched this? For what reason?

#not-orochimaru

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I have ideas.. stay tuned, loves.

#am i going to commit to the monumental task of archiving old fanmade videos? #perhaps. #i very much enjoy them #send me your favorite orochimaru fan videos please and thank you #submissions are open

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please ex husband just one chance!!

#it's that time of year

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she lets me hit because i use his pronouns interchangeably

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Orochimaru… was a thot

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As someone who dared to watch all Naruto filler, I can confirm it is real. Here are the notes I took while watching Shippuden Ep. 230 for the first time.

Naruto argues with his clones and might be stuck in a [time loop?] (Later addition) Nah.

I'm obsessed with Fruity Clone.

The clones are unionizing!

Gai attacks the clones in nothing by a pink speedo.

Aoba's a furry... (Ninja Art Animal Suit Jutsu)

Turns out it was just a dream.

Also this is the absolute worst

#not-orochimaru

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See you, take care! :]

Mwah! See y'all after the holidays, take it easy and drink egg nog to make mama happy 🫀

#not-orochimaru

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I think I'm going to take a break from this blog. See you when I see you.

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went through some drafts what happened to me august 4th 2022

#snakewives

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I'm still cucking kabuto, no matter how much you people you unionize

fair enough, babe, i'll make it up by cucking orochimaru with kabuto >:]]

#not-orochimaru #get outta my way #kabuto my lil plaything come here

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THERE'S TOO MANY OF US HOW WILL HE HANDLE THAT

hmmmmmm,,, shadow clones.

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we really ought to set up a schedule around them, there's too many fights breaking out because of mama! we need to organize, unionize, even.

no, orgy always and forever.

#not-orochimaru #nsft txt