#flustercluck

[refreshdaemon]

Frank and Curtis continue going after Billy, John puts a bounty on Frank and Amy, and there's more boring stuff with Billy/Krista/Dinah in this less frustrating episode.

#the punisher #flustercluck

[thewintersoldier]

#problem solving 101 with Frank Castle

THE PUNISHER (2017-2019) - 2.09 • "Flustercluck"

#** #*frank castle #*the punisher #*marvel #marveledit #usersavana #usertammy #userpavlova #usernowz #tusercasey #userzo #userlindir #useraurore #tvedit

[kaythefloppa]

Drop you predictions now what do you think Athena’s theory (or theories) might be for tomorrow?

- pixie

(Context: Youtuber Athena P makes video essays involving the lore and details of obscure children's cartoons, she recently did this for the Lion Guard and is doing it for Jake too).

She mentioned something about having to watch all Disney Peter Pan media so I'm 98% sure that she will attempt to make a connection between the show and the movies (especially Return to Never Land since when the show came out, fans thought it took place after the movie, which was proven wrong by Season 3).

Given how Peter Pan in general, (mainly because of the original book, which the show also took liberty from) is known for having messed up theories of child murder (in a double meaning), death, and magic that is on par with purgatory, I wouldn't be surprised if she used that to logistics some continuity errors between the movies and the show (i.e. the Lost Boys not showing up, Hook's personality swap, the lack of his crew, or even the Crocodile and Octopus and how that ties into Peter Pan 2). Also, back when the show was airing there was one episode that already got fan theorists typing so, I don't think this is gonna be a shock when Athena dives into that.

I for one, above all else predict (and hope) she mentions the insane politics of Never Land. I mentioned this before, and will do so again: There are over four kings, more than three kings, and 3 princesses. In a magical land where NOBODY GROWS UP. I think the visual of how much of a flustercluck that would be speaks loudly for itself.

If she even touches upon that or even better, comes up with a theory that rationalizes it, even if she just passes it off as "Oh that's crazy lmao, but it is definitely there" then I'll give her 10 points but I dee-double dog dare her to even try touching upon that lol.

#ask #jake and the neverland pirates #disney junior #athena p

[yotome]

Proper IkePrince Terminology

I present to you an entire tangent inspired by the fact that I've pulled ten or so of the same low-level Nokto card somehow. Also, HOW on earth can I explain three five-star CHEVALIER cards in two weeks when all I want is CLAVIS!? That's just ... so plot-appropriate it's WRONG, is what it is!

What's the right term to use if you (somehow) encounter a group made up of a lot of a single love interest?

A rack of Jins

A perfection of Chevaliers

A flustercluck of Clavises

A lotta Leons

A sweet of Yveseses

A beam of Lichts

A nudge of Nokto (Noktos? Notcti?)

A snooze of Lukes

A surprise of Keiths

A jangle of Silvios / A shiny of Silvios

A buffet of Gilberts / A murder of Gilberts

A regular of Rios

A nightmare fuel of Sariels

Bonus thought:

A nobility of Cyrans

#ikemen prince #ikepri #ikeprince #cybird ikemen #ikepri jin #ikepri chevalier #ikepri clavis #ikepri leon #ikepri yves #ikepri licht #ikepri nokto #ikepri luke #ikepri keith #ikepri silvio #ikepri gilbert #ikepri sariel #please murder my wallet now #ikemen gacha #gachamindgamesamirite

[1358456]

Hey! I'm back!

Ah yes. Legend of Lonk, or LoL. ... So does that mean "Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening DX" gets shortened to "LoL: LAD"? ... "League of Legends: Like a Dragon"? Heh. "Legend of Lonk: Like a Dragon" sounds like a Lonk parody of Yakuza 7 (JP title: "Like a Dragon 7: Path of Light and Darkness", EN title: "Yakuza: Like a Dragon")

Oh, and here's something you might find mildly amusing. Early last year, I developed a new PTSD! Nothing remotely as serious as the last one I had, but this one is rather reminiscent of...

... Chickens. ... Flustercluck, you piece of sh-

#generic post #ask response

[clockmanagement]

"< Every day I wonder if my previous self was a fucking masochist. Thanks for getting me into this absolute flustercluck, past me. >"

#ic. #crack.

[klbmsw]

David Gerrold-

If you have trouble reading anything longer than a sound bite, skip this rant. It's long. If you respond with "tldr," I will block you and forget you existed. (That includes you too, Mom.) I'm pissed off and I'm not going to stop being pissed off. Not for a long time.

Now ... let me talk about the fucktastrophe that has hijacked our Supreme Court and turned it into a flustercluck.

Yeah.

Some of these chuckleheads are operating under the false assumption that "originalist" is a valid basis for legal judgments.

They're beyond wrong.

They are not even approaching wrong from the far side.

See, the whole principle of the "originalist" philosophy is that the Constitution is engraved in stone and if it's not in the Constitution, there's no legal basis for it.

By that reasoning, there's no legal basis for medicare, social security, or even an intercontinental railroad.

But these walking elbow wrinkles, these sufferers of impacted cerebral fecaliths, these failures of recombinant DNA, have subscribed to a theory that is already disproven by the very document they have sworn to uphold.

Point, the first. The ninth and tenth amendments. "All rights not listed in this document still belong to the people. All rights not listed in this document still belong to the states." Got that?

So even if the "right to privacy" is not listed in the fucking Constitution, it's still a fucking right and it still belongs to the fucking people -- and the fucking Supreme Court has betrayed their fucking oaths when they decided that bloated middle-aged white men can decide whether or not a woman has control over her own body.

Point, the second. The whole "originalist" philosophy is a dead herring dragged across any responsible legal argument.

The founding fathers weren't stupid. Honest. Okay, they wore high heels, makeup, and wigs -- but they weren't drag queens. They were just, I dunno, stylish. But they weren't stupid. They argued, they negotiated, they considered what kind of government they wanted to create.

(Sidebar: Watch the mini-series John Adams. If you don't have time for that, watch the movie 1776. If you don't have time for that, fuck you.)

They knew -- they fucking knew that whatever government they created, it would have to be flexible, it would have to adapt to the changing times. So they built into the Constitution, multiple mechanisms for the process of political evolution. They understood that the Constitution had to be a living document that future generations could adjust to fit their circumstances.

The founding fathers didn't know from railroads, telegraphs, automobiles, airplanes, computers -- but they created legal mechanisms for the government to invent appropriate regulations.

So the Constitution was designed to adapt to the needs of a growing nation. It was not designed to be frozen. So the whole fucking "originalist" philosophy is a masquerade for rolling back six generations of progress.

It's not just abortion -- oh, let's look at that history. The Republican party needed red-meat issues to get their base to the polls. They discovered that anti-LGBTQ+ issues and abortion and veiled racism would energize the redneck states. So they campaigned heavily on those issues, instilling fear and hatred into their base, keeping that cauldron simmering until finally it boiled over and gave us Donald Drumpf. And now they're celebrating their victory. They pwned the libtards.

Yeah, well -- let's look at some more history.

A hundred years ago, the Republican party pretty much owned the government. Corporations looted the national economy. The stock market was a place for gambling with other people's wealth.

And one day, that bubble imploded. Because the Republicans of that time weren't interested in the well-being of the nation, didn't care about the well-being of the people, only cared about paper profits. So, ka-boom. They put the nation and the rest of the world into a recession so deep, it was one of the primary causes of WWII.

In 1932, the voters threw the Republicans out. And despite continuing Republican opposition in Congress, FDR was able to put programs in place to restore the nation's health. The WPA and the CCC and Social Security and more. For twenty years, the various factions within the Democratic party were able to find enough common cause that this nation became the beacon of hope for the entire world.

The first Republican president in twenty years -- Eisenhower -- recognized the value of those programs and used his administration to strengthen them. Even Tricky Dick, the asshole, recognized the value of those programs and worked to make them stronger.

But Tricky Dick got caught with his hands in the cookie jar and his exit, stage left, pursued by a bear, left a power vacuum in the Republican party -- one that was quickly filled with white supremacists, religious fanatics, and big money operators, whose singular goal was to dismantle the advances of the past. (Don't take my word for it, do some spelunking, and see how they wanted to repeal Social Security, how they fought medicare, how they ... oh, never mind. If you don't know by now, you're not paying attention.)

With Ronald Reagan, the Republican patry began ripping out great handfuls of the government wiring that had worked so well for so many years. The Reagan administration was singularly responsible for allowing Fox News to get its nose into the national tent. Fox News has been an agent of polarization, seeking to divide and weaken the nation, so as to make it easier for neo-fascists to seize power.

What is fascism, you ask? So glad you asked. Even if you didn't.

Fascism is a government run by corporations, for the benefit of corporations.

The best example is Nazi Germany. During the days when the Third Reich was making the rules, they enslaved the populations of the countries they invaded. But even in Germany, workers couldn't quit their jobs without permission from their employers. Unions were illegal.

And the Holocaust? It was an economic program -- it was about seizing the wealth of the target populations, not just the Jews, but every other class of people defined as untermenschen. Vermin. Not members of the master race. The Reich seized property: land, houses, businesses, art work, furniture, jewelry, bank accounts, even the gold teeth of the people they murdered.

Germany was deep in debt. The way to climb out of debt was to seize the wealth of the target class. Hundreds of billions of deutschmarks were stolen from the untermenschen to fill the bank accounts of the Nazi party members and their supporters.

Why did I go off on that tangent? Take a good fucking look around. The wealth of the United States has been looted, is being looted. The one percent has taken at least three trillion dollars out of our economy. Prices go up, but wages do not. Buying power has steadily shrunk since the days of Ronald Reagan.

There are people who think I hate Republicans. They are wrong. Hatred would imply respect. I have only contempt for the behavior of those emotionally crippled legislators who have forgotten that their job is to tend to the business of the people, not the people of business. They are taking this nation down the same self-righteous path of greed and arrogance and short-sighted ignorance of the consequences. Donald Trump was only a symptom. The real disease is the neo-fascist mentality of those who have plundered the wealth of this nation. An overload of parasites can kill even the most successful organism.

Our nation is sick. It staggers and gasps while the Republican cancer continues to destroy the necessary organs of freedom.

History gives us hope. In 1789, the French people made it clear to the aristocracy that their time of looting the wealth of the nation was over. In 1932, the American people staged a peaceful revolution and threw out the Republicans who had pushed the nation into the Great Depression.

For many years, the Republicans campaigned against abortion. As a red-meat issue, it helped them win elections. But they really didn't want to end Roe V. Wade, because it was their biggest campaign issue. They could say, "Look, those terrible Democrats won't let us win."

But now that they have won, they might very well find that this is a pyrrhic victory. Maybe.

If the people of this nation can maintain their anger until the first Tuesday in November, they will send a message to the Republican party. That message will be very clear. We want gun responsibility. We want women to have the right to choose. We want a living wage. We want the corporations and the billionaires to pay their fair share of taxes. We want the justice that is promised.

I am angry today. I will still be angry in November. I will vote blue.

There is this. There are more of us than there are of them. We can outvote them. But we have to show up in November. Not voting is a vote for the Republicans. We have seen how that works out. It's time to do something else.

(Oh, and contribute time and energy and money to the campaigns you most care about. That too.)

[garelloswatch]

Marvel's The Punisher 2x09 "Flustercluck" ★★★★★★★★☆☆

#MarvelsThePunisher #trakt

[childrenofthegames-blog]

#game #borderlands 3

[rngrmyk]

YOU. You!! Allowed your petty personal feelings, dislike or distrust for President Trump, when, BTW Russia, North Korea, Iran and China were under control. The US was respected, REGARDLESS of what the for profit & leftist media lied to you about. The US economy, stock market and employment were all up and gas prices & inflation were down. DON’T DELUDE yourself. DON’T FOLLOW the leftist party LIES and line that Trump was messing things up and the cause of our woes now, are because of him. It’s all BULLSH1T. We were going GREAT. THEN COVID HIT. IT’S TRUMPS WATCH, yes, but the DEMOCRATIC HOUSE AND SENATE slammed us TRILLIONS of dollars in debt. Necessary or not, COVID. Not President Tump’s policies. Now we have THIS FLUSTERCLUCK. Russia PLAYING US and making more profit now then every before. The Ukrainian politicos DEMANDING BILLIONS OF DOLLARS. Ian and North Kiera barreling towards nuclear weapons, unchecked and China being China. (at United States America) https://www.instagram.com/p/CgnOVg0PE2v/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[superbeans89]

Fakemon concept: A Flying-type Chaos Chicken Pokémon named Flustercluck.

#shitpost #gaming #pokemon #bird fakemon #fakemon concept #flustercluck #clusterfuck

[ahiddenpath]

Today I said “flustercluck” instead of clusterfuck.  I’ve decided that this is a worthy addition to my lexicon.

#it's almost as good as sky hangover #flustercluck #cursing #real conversation

[1358456]

Throne of...

That Scarlet sketch reminds me of...

I tried that game recently. A Pokemon sweatshop game? Hehehe. Of course. Unfortunately it was just a 1-hour trial so I never got to build up an empire using sla- ahem, volunteering pals. Nothing stops them from leaving whenever they want. In that vein, nothing stops me from chasing after them with a bat again.

It was a fascinating experience. A lot more hands-on than the whole Sujimon thing in Yakuza 8. In that game, you recruit Sujimon by either pulling them from a gacha machine, at which point the Sujimon are released from behind bars (they're criminals, after all), or you run into them in the streets, beat the crap out of them, and then give them a gift so they fight for you and work at your sweatshop in Dondoko Island, where all they get for their hard work is just a pat on the head, and even that is optional. Fully grown-ass men, sifting through mountains of garbage for salvageable screws and metals, and all they get in return is a pat on the head.

But in Palworld, I recruit more workers by first beating them with a bat and then stuffing their near-dead bodies in a ball. Just like in Pokemon, their health can NOT be all gone in order to be captured. Which was something I learned pretty quickly. "Oh, so despite the cutesy art of swirling eyes, they're actually dead so I can't catch them. And that's why I got meat off of them." ... I beat a lot of chickens with a bat in that game. Yakuza Ishin's chicken racing trauma hasn't gone away yet even though it's been over a year at this point. Flustercluck, you son of a-

In a Pokemon game, where the Pokemon have more power than you, the whole friendship crap is actually necessary to get these things to listen to you. Or have one very strong Pokemon that you actually take care of, and the rest are expendable thus coerced to obey. But in Yakuza 8, the Sujimon are forced to listen to you because either you saved them from jail, or you already beat the crap out of them once before and nothing stops you from doing that again. So in that vein, in Palworld, I made sure to establish my dominance first by beating them up with a bat, and killing a few of their friends. "Huh, 3 cat things over there. I have one Poke... er... Palball. So I'll beat one to death, let one run to tell its friends what happened here, and then catch the last one, which would be all too eager to prove its usefulness."

Heh. In Pokemon, any unnecessary extras are simply released into the wild, merged with some other creature to create an abomination before being let loose in the wild, or traded to a game whose save file is about to be erased so they are lost in the void for all eternity. In Yakuza 8, the unnecessary extra Sujimon are sent to The Committee, where what happens next is "strictly confidential". And in Palworld, the unnecessary extras are... eaten. I never got to test if the chickens in that game would eat grilled chicken. "Remember your friend that was slacking off all the time? ... This is that friend."

A shame I never got too far in the game, since it was just a trial. I'd eventually tech up to rifles. I don't know if a sniper rifle is in the game, but... hehe. A sniper rifle, an assault rifle, a bat, and a dagger, and then I'd be all set to make my own version of Majima Construction.

"I'll kill ya first!"

Hehe. Welcome to 135's Palworld, where the pals are inspired and motivated by listening to Majima Construction Anthem, and have their safety assured by the overlord, who watches from her sniper tower with her sniper rifle, who also leads by example with a bat and a dagger. Remember, pals, your safety is your concern!

#generic post

[spockvarietyhour]

#The Punisher #Netflix Punisher #S02E09 Flustercluck #Flustercluck #Hide and Queue

[may8chan]

The Punisher Flustercluck 2019

#The Punisher #Flustercluck #Salli Richardson-Whitfield #Jon Bernthal #Filmedit #Marvel #Netflix

[tv-moments]

The Punisher

Season 2, “Flustercluck"

Director: Salli Richardson-Whitfield

DoP: Francis Spieldenner

#The Punisher #Flustercluck #The Punisher S02E09 #Season 2 #Salli Richardson-Whitfield #Francis Spieldenner #Giorgia Whigham #Amy Bendix #Steve Lightfoot #Ken Kristensen #Marvel Cinematic Universe #Netflix #Marvel Television #ABC Studios #Bohemian Risk Productions #TV Moments #TV Series #TV Show #television #TV #TV Frames #cinematography #January 18 #2019