#five speaks

[fivevotesdown]

i love y'all but u gotta quit putting men as kens for being men ken isn't ken because he's a man. barbie isn't barbie bc she's a woman. ken is ken because he's maximum babygirl and barbie is barbie bc she's maximum girlboss. Naruto is a ken but Sasuke is a barbie. princess bubblegum is a barbie marceline is a ken. house is barbie wilson is ken gatsby is a barbie nick is a ken howl pendragon and Sophie are both Barbies zuko and sokka are ken4ken. are you getting it

#barbie and ken #(/not serious) #i dont actually care im not tryna start shit i just think its funny #also i saw someone put down kingston d20 unsleeping city down as a ken and that is simply not the case. hes a barbie im sorry #five speaks

[somethingaboutfive]

yea he cute but is he the last man in the world i could ever be prevailed upon to marry?

#five speaks #pride and prejudice #pride and prejudice 2005 #mr darcy #lizzy bennet

[five-writes-fic]

Hey! Psychic Shawn Fic!

A while ago I made a little post about a Psychic Shawn AU with ghosts, and I finally posted some on AO3! First four chapters are out, take a look if you want :)

AO3: Can you help me (I've been murdered)? - Chapter 1 - fives_writing - Psych (TV 2006) [Archive of Our Own]

Prologue under the cut

1985

Shawn Spencer wasn’t superstitious. Yes, he was a young impressionable kid, but he’s not an idiot. Maybe according to dad , he thought. Regardless of his intelligence, he was certain that ghosts were not real. Because his father engrained the ideas of logic and reason into him and ghosts are fundamentally nonsensical. 

That was why he sat by a campfire, casually eating a s’more, listening to his camp counsellor share some spooky made-up ghost story about the summer camp. Next to him, Gus was shaking, eyes wide. It was unfortunate that Shawn couldn’t convince him to be as skeptical as him. On the brightside, though, it meant Gus was distracted enough to not notice Shawn stealing his uneaten s’more.

 And so Shawn slept soundly that night, unlike poor Guster, unafraid of any invisible beings lurking around. 

—

2009

Ghosts still aren’t real. According to Shawn Spencer and science.

Right?

But maybe they really are real. And perhaps the psychic himself had grown a following among those haunting Santa Barbara. After all, he was different from the other fraud psychics and palm readers. 

Unlike them, he could actually solve their murders.

So in desperation, many ghosts journeyed across the city, praying that maybe for once they could reach out and talk to a living being. Beg him to take their case and avenge them. To bring closure to their families, friends, and themselves.

Though many would leave disappointed, some stuck around, content to watch the man work. Finding solace in the fact that others would be helped.

And who knows, maybe with enough work they could make him into a real psychic.

#In my post I said it'd be a ghost fanclub au #but the more I wrote the harder time I had trying to incorporate that #but maybe if I ever finish this fic I'll make it into a series #five speaks #actual psychic shawn #psych #shawn spencer #psych the show #psychic shawn au

[everestentertainments]

best part of the FNAF movie was that Josh Hutcherson was having the WORST time of his life. dude was stressed out the entire runtime. the only reason why he got the security job was because his job counselor just so happened to be the guy who murdered his little brother. Vanessa kept lore-dumping to him but he wasn't getting it because he was running on like 2 hours of sleep. his b-plot was his aunt trying to ruin his life. ghost children tried to murder him multiple times. he almost touched a springlock suit. the climax was him getting beat up by a guy in a fursuit. Golden Freddy manifested in his house. it was awesome 10/10.

#fnaf #fnaf movie #five nights at freddy's #five nights at freddy's movie #josh hutcherson #william afton #mike schmidt #matthew lillard #fnaf spoilers #fnaf movie spoilers #vanessa afton #the mountain speaks #STUPID movie. i liked it.

[batneko]

okay okay okay one more dungeon meshi thought

I keep seeing people saying Falin is "better at social cues" than Laios. Y'all she's just quiet. 😭 She just keeps her mouth shut. 😭😭 Girl was proposed to, said "let me think about it," and then did not even tell her own brother. She doesn't know what's going on either she's just quieter about it!!! 😭😭😭

#speaking as someone who ALSO has no idea what's going on at any time and is too afraid to ask #dungeon meshi #it's a spoiler for the manga but she also left marcille at magic school for five years and just thought that would be fine #it was but only because Marcille loves her too much to hold a grudge against HER #and so transferred her grudge to laios

[chloesimaginationthings]

The secret good ending for FNAF ruin,,

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf vanessa #fnaf vanny #fnaf cassie #mask bot #fnaf #security breach #fnaf ruin #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #guys I promise this is a canon ending #yall just missed it 🩵 #Vanny adopting all them kids she’s all their big sister now #Also for the 5 fans of mask bot THIS IS FOR YOU 🩵🩵 #mask bot mentioned 🔥 #I want to do mor game centred comics #tbh I’ll give anything for Cassie and Vanny to talk #they’d have sm to speak about from the mask to Gregory to even Cassie’s dad/Vanny’s co worker #maybe in a future game we’ll get something #for now I’ll draw about it myself 😤

[biracy]

Sick of people treating any sort of overlap between lesbian and bi women's communities as a thing of the past. If you are a bi woman who dates women you are going to end up in "lesbian spaces", "lesbian culture" is often going to be your culture, and "lesbian issues" are often going to be your issues. Bi women should not be expected to just like. shut up and let the REAL Sapphics(tm) take the reins in every single conversation ever, especially not in conversations where a bi woman's perspective is noticeably lacking. Despite it all this is still My Community and thus I am going to be affected by its issues. Lol

#tired of people treating me like i don't know what i'm talking about. tbh. #i've been actively bisexual and dating women for like five or six years. i don't think anyone gets to tell me when i'm not allowed to speak #open mick night #lgbt #1k #2k #3k #4k #5k #10k

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The girls are here!!!

#dungeon meshi #maizuru #inutade #izutsumi #benichidori #hien #Was this the Kabru episode that really shows off how perceptive and fascinated by humans to be a foil to Laios"s monster obsession? #Sure was. Was the funny comic I made not yet quite relevant for where the anime is currently at? SURE WAS. #Funny comic will be next week. This week is for THE GIRLS!!! #Tade is adorable and a lot of fun to draw. I really love her friendship with Izutsumi. #speaking of...IZUTSUMI IS FINALLY HERE! #Initially I wasn't going to draw Beni and Hien but I would hate to let the few fans they have. #So here's some Beni and Hien. For all five of you Beni and Hein fans. #Makeup girls are wild because they'll be like 'I'm getting ready to go out!' and then take 60-90 min in front of the mirror. #I adore the bonus comics where Ryoto Kui does the step by steps of how characters do their makeup and hair. #I personally know very little about those things so it's cool to see how thought out it all is.

[ratherpekewliar]

Sexualizing that robot is a full time job and if I take a break I die

#gob speaks #po3posting #portal #portal 2 #inscryption po3 #inscryption #inscryption archivist #inscryption melter #inscryption dredger #gladosposting #glados #wheatley #portal grady #aperture desk job #i have no mouth and i must scream #fnaf #five nights at freddys #transformers

[way2gosuperrstarr]

some lil sun doodles! and a moon snuck in there too, it seems!

full canvas (not cropped into little pieces) under cut <3

#salmon scribbles #my art #listening to the most bleak ambience ever while coloring some cute little sun doodles #(security breach office ambience) #guh .... #i feel like sun would HATE the el chips music #i dunno why i just get the feeling #speaking of el chips was listening to that while sketching a lot of this stuff #ambience does wonders! #ignore how the amount of rays sun has keeps changing uh #sundrop #sun fnaf #sundrop x y/n #sundrop / y/n #sun x y/n #dca fandom #dca community #five nights at freddy’s security breach

[fivevotesdown]

"humans are space orcs" "humans are the most universal form of intelligent life" "humans will be known for their adaptability"

humans are the spiritualists actually. humans are the religious, striving to reach enlightenment in all things by any means necessary. humans are the mediums and the fortune-tellers and the soothsayers, humans look to the stars for meaning and understanding. humans search for purpose in a universe crafted of pure chaos, and they find it, or if they can't, they make their own.

humans are the chefs with their sleeves stained orange from spices and fragrant broths, humans take the strange and dangerous plants their world cruelly gives to them and makes foods so wonderful and beautiful and vast that worlds of flavor live within the very air around them. they heal the sick, they soothe the soul with hearty bowls warmed by fireside.

humans are the storytellers, the skalds and the bards and the men sat 'round campfires with guitars in the dark singing hymns to their lovers, odes to the clouds. they tell tales of heroes long past and dangers overcome, to prepare their children for the obstacles and remind them where they came from, to foster adventure and honor and courage.

humans are the wonder and the music and the salt and the sugar and the heart and the soul, they are the spice of the universe. if there is anyone out there to be found, and i hope that there will be, we will bring to them pastries and curries and hope and prayer and we will teach them to tell stories, and they will use our teaching to tell their own children of our kindness and our reverence, of our bravery and freedom, of our spirit, should we ever be allowed to meet them.

or so one can hope.

#the human condition #space orcs #five speaks #long post #text post #idk i just think we should romanticize being alive sometimes eh? #it's so lonely up here at the top of the food chain #and all we really want is a friend. and I don't think we're that scary really. i think they would like us #i think our children would play together and i think we would learn from them and they from us and we would be together #finally someone to share with. someone to care for #idk. idk

[somethingaboutfive]

me: do you know edgar allan poe?

my bf: yea “tick tick tick goes the raven” right?

#edgar allan poe #five speaks #is this man ok??? #had a whole existential crisis about this #i mean he’s not wrong

[pumisod]

you could be squirming in my lap, neglected and dripping and only getting higher. there's no but, you just could be

#nsft text #five's grand bizarre #five speaks #loving anyone #intox play #see i go both ways babydoll don't worry 😘 #op uses your pronouns

[jaxie101]

“but the fnaf movie was cringe” “it wasn’t scary” “it wasn’t gory” “but william’s line was rushed”

… have you ever played the games…

#fnaf is cringy and stupid and it has never once been scary or gory #AND WILLIAM WAS SPEAKING WOTH HIS LAST BREATH #HE WAS RUSHING BC HIS LUNGS WERE COLLAPSING #ahem anyways #five nights at freddy's #fnaf movie #five nights at freddie’s movie #fnaf

[highsalamander]

Not me actually bursting into tears when the living tombstones song started playing in the credits of the fnaf movie… yall im feeling so fuzzy rn it’s insane, I’m so so happy

#vinvin speaks #fnaf #fnaf movie #five nights at freddy's

[soratsuart]

Me when

Me when they make an animated intro with the same style as the Fnaf 4 Minigames and put the Fnaf song by The Living Tombstone in the credits

#five nights at freddy's #fnaf #five nights at freddy's movie #fnaf movie #five nights at freddy's movie spoilers #fnaf movie spoilers #i loved this movie so much #all the little details and easter eggs #just. *chef kiss* #my brain chemistry has been forever altered #/pos #soratsu speaks