#fishy-list

[fishys-still-writing-smut]

Tier list - If the Class 78 guys were genderbent, who'd have the biggest set of jugs?

Warning: semi lewd content below

Some notes (in order from smallest to biggest):

*Chihiro doesn't really mind their breast size, as working out with Monda helped them feel more positive about their body

*Hira usually does a bad job at covering up or remembering to wear bras, leading to some unfortunate incidents (which they're prone to laughing off)

*Byaura gets very defensive whenever her breasts get mentioned. If only she realized the fact that they're perky makes them better! Plus, with how often she gets teased during sex it's better if they're smaller considering how easy it is to make her bottom

*Makoto used their breasts the most when fucking, considering they also get laid the most. One time, Sayuko, Kyoro, and Murkaro all took a picture of their dicks cumming on her tits at the same time, but she denied it ever happened (despite that being her home screen, as well as each dick being her contact photos for the guys)

*Leona frequently teases Byaura and Makoto for having a smaller rack than them, but usually shuts up when Monda returns the favor to him

*Shifumi, despite losing a lot of weight, still maintains her impressive cup size (much to the jealousy of Byaura, Makoto, and Leona). She claims the secret is pudding, but Byaura and Leona don't believe her, while Makoto starting incorporating more into her diet

*Monda frequently butts heads with Tiki over who has bigger breasts. But secretly, the fact that Tiki's tits are so big is a huge turn on for you (do not confront her about this though, unless you wanna end up like Hira did)

*Tiki claims she dislikes her ample bust since nobody takes her seriously and how tight her uniform is. But in reality, she secretly enjoys the attention

#danganronpa smut #plain-asks #fishy-list

[pinkeoni]

Those government freaks know something about Will they haven’t revealed yet. I just know it.

#will byers #stranger things #thinking about what would have happened if they werent taken out by a demogorgon #and owens fishiness #andjwjdjwjd there is a mountain of evidence i just need to list it out sometime #will byers has powers

[microsuedemouse]

Midsomer Murders is not afraid to reuse episode tropes in slightly different ways, and honestly? I kinda respect it! like - yeah, you’re on season eighteen! go ahead and do another UFOs and aliens episode! you’ve earned it!

#Midsomer Murders #I’ve watched a LOT of crime procedurals in my life #and I have an extensive personal list of Episode Tropes And Themes that show up in them #and a lot of shows - even very long-running ones - are afraid to reuse the really standout/gimmicky ones #but not Midsomer! #multiple episodes with fishy psychics? sure! (and never the same psychic twice!) #multiple episodes about pagan cults and practices? absolutely! #multiple episodes in which a magic trick goes fatally wrong? let’s do it! #CSI lasted 336 episodes and took place in VEGAS and they were afraid to reuse the silly tropes this often! #the Midsomer writers are FEARLESS.

[miekasa]

mie im so sorry i just keep sending you stuff i swear this will be the last onw for awhile

nanami, the handsome, but moreover, respectable and good man of the town, the owner of the bakery in the capital. every mom in town is literally pushing their daughters into his presence, just hoping that he might notice them. he doesn’t, though, as his greatest love in his current life was baking and taking care of his ancestral family business.

nanami who returns from a neighboring country after a year long apprenticeship and god… he’s even more skilled but also even more handsome; broader, taller and somehow even more charismatic. the knights believe that the rigorous curriculum he endured makes him a perfect candidate for you. you are both acquainted, through the countless times you had visited his bakery to have a taste of his town-renowned pastries. they’re so full and smooth, so obviously crafted with love and care. it’s nothing surprising though, as he’s so pleasant himself, the gentle and fleeting touches between you two when you visit him in the silent and dark hours of the early morning, away from the eyes of the court, always make you unusually bashful.

you think nothing of it until a knight hands you a list of the most eligible men in the country and abroad; accomplished and noble men alike, but at the bottom of the list lies nanami’s name. you must admit, he’s quite dear to you, and he would make a fine consort.

— doc dad levi anon

Hehehe. First of all, I’m sorry you sent this in literally MONTHS ago, and I let it rot in my drafts. Finally stumbling upon it again, and I would like us to consider: it’s Satoru, your head knight and personal advisor, who pushes for Kento to be a candidate. Kento is well-loved, strong, determined, skilled, and most importantly in Satoru’s eyes, seems to care for you, and not just the throne you sit upon. 

Satoru also knows a thing or two about the elders of your cabinet, and when you give him a look when you see Kento’s name, Satoru does a terrible job of hiding his grin, “What, do you not approve?” 

You frown, “That’s not the matter, and you know it, Satoru. He doesn’t deserve to deal with the council’s disapproval if I were to pick him. He has a life of his own, one that I will not uproot for trivial reasons, nor for you to entertain yourself by upsetting the elders.”  

Satoru hums at your explanation, carefully taking the scroll from your hands and rolling it into his. He lets that smile creep back onto his lips when he eyes your furrowed brows, expertly flicking the end of the rolled paper in the middle of your forehead. 

“You ought to be greedier, my princess,” Satoru chuckles, “And have a little faith in me. I was left in charge of your list of bachelors, but those old idiots approved of every name—I didn’t even have to make a case for him—I’d say it’s a sign! He’s quite handsome, don’t you think? Other princes are boring and desperate, plus think of all the fine sweets he could teach the kitchen staff to make!” 

You should punish him for hitting you, but you can’t seem to care, only letting his words swarm your mind. So, you heed your advisor’s words, and luckily, Kento makes time for you, graciously allowing you to visit the following week, long before the bakery is to open for the day. You have to question him honestly, unable to drink the tea he’s brewed until you ask, “Did Satoru put you up to this? He can be protective and intimidating when he wants to be, but you needn’t fear if he’s threatened you. I’ll ensure you’re left alone, and I apologize on his behalf if he—” 

You pause, only because you believe this is the first time you’ve heard the baker laugh. It’s light, warm, steady, even. You know Kento to flash an earnest smile from time to time, an enamored one when he’s teaching Yuuji a new technique that he masters quickly, a gentle one when feeding the birds stale crumbs—but true, ringing laughter is new to you. 

“I was neither threatened, nor coerced, by Gojo,” Kento clarifies, reaching for a wooden jar of honey to his left, “He proposed the prospect to me a little over a year ago, and I informed him that I would be willing, so long as I had your mutual approval.” 

“A year ago?” 

Kento nods in confirmation, sweetening your tea to your liking before closing the jar, “He told me it would likely not come to this, but that your elders have been planning to arrange a contest for your hand, should you not choose a suitor within their preferred time frame.”

You nod slowly, grimacing slightly at the reminder—you know it’s only thanks to Satoru’s pestering, and quite frankly, frightening reputation, that they have not had you to take a husband by force. Still, it doesn’t explain why Satoru would be informing Kento of such sensitive information long before an official call for eligible bachelors. 

“He is the one who arranged my apprenticeship, and who provided for Yuuji in my absence, but I accepted both of my own volition. Just as I have accepted the honor to court you, if you’ll have me,” Kento finishes stirring your tea before placing it carefully in front of you. When he looks up, he can see the steam of the hot water dancing in front of your face, swaying slightly when he speaks, “And I am prepared to fight for you hand, and your freedom, if it comes to it.”

#anonymous #i call it mastermind: 8k words / royal au / gojo has eyes everywhere / kento can knead more than dough w those arms amen #ok but hear me out: most everyone has no objection to kento but it does stick out that he's the only man without a royal lineage on the list #gojo keeps pushing that that's a non-factor (and actually a PLUS) but ur mi #*but ur military advisor suguru is not nearly as convinced. thinks a commoner would have even more reason to exploit you for your status #in short gojo thinks u should marry kento sweets and bread aside / suguru thinks u should marry another royal and boost both kingdoms' power #oh oh oh ive got it kento brings bread or something as a courting gift and one of suguru's proposed bachelors 100% poisons it to frame kento #bc he knew (and everyone knew) kento seemed to be favored over the other bachelors #and now suguru has reason to lock up kento; gojo thinks something fishy is going on; you just wanna see nanami #and megumi is lowkey just happy his dogs didnt have any bread this time 💀 #or no wait maybe someone poisons kento's gifts but the dogs have it instead of u and they get sick and megumis like someones trying to kill #yes i WILL find a way to worm satoru into this!!!!! he will NAWT be left behind!!!! #nanami x reader

[fire-fira]

Oh noooo the horror of comicvine yet again. Is this character actually in the issue, or just a single background panel? Read to find out, lol. I'd absolutely love the fic recs for when Im done facing said horror though, and what's your favorite headcannon? Also happy La'gaan is precious.

Yuuuup. (Thus part of why I'm planning on eventually combing through myself so I can-- hopefully-- give a better thought out list.)

As for the fics:

From The Bones by MsWikit (otherwise known as @insuffera6le6itch here on tumblr) is-- bar none-- one of my favorite deep-dives on La'gaan's history, and extrapolates and builds additions to the subtle details seen of him in the animated series. Forewarning, this one will emotionally punch you in the gut and probably make you want to bundle La'gaan up in a pile of blankets, because the poor kid goes through A LOT.

School Days by MsWikit/insuffera6le6itch. This one gets into La'gaan's early days at the Conservatory of Sorcery and is part of what initially put in my head the idea that it's thanks to Queen Mera that La'gaan was admitted in the first place, and that she's a bit protective when it comes to him. I don't go back to it quite as frequently as From The Bones, but it's definitely left an impact.

Impure by insuffera6le6itch. This one touches on the headcanon that La'gaan was branded and goes into the event itself. Forewarning, it's brutal.

Four Days by insuffera6le6itch. This one touches on the aftermath of La'gaan being branded. Be ready for FEELS.

Week of La'gaan: Free For All by insuffera6le6itch. If you want some fluff of La'gaan's time with insuffera6le6itch's OC Aurelius then you'll probably enjoy this. (I love the man so much that I would say it's a crying shame he's not DC canon, but considering DC's track record I'd be worried what they would do to him.)

Baby La'gaan by insuffera6le6itch. A mini-fic focusing on baby La'gaan and his parents, Kai and Cor'rel (also insuffera6le6itch's OCs). Kai is 10/10 one of the best dads in my opinion.

Lagoon Baby by insuffera6le6itch. More fluff of La'gaan and his parents. Forewarning for some harsh realities of The Bones due to extreme poverty.

Lagoon Baby v. a Crab by insuffera6le6itch. And yet even more fluff of La'gaan and his parents, this time with La'gaan 'hunting' a crab. Forewarning for the lousy shit of poverty and La'gaan being entirely too well acquainted with going hungry at way too early an age.

Lagoon Baby Takes a Nap by insuffera6le6itch. Tiny La'gaan winds up taking a nap in a hole because he's tired and cold and gives his parents a heart attack due to thinking he got snatched by a predator. Yet again, poverty sucks.

Kai's Death by insuffera6le6itch. This one is exactly what the title says, and it is heavy, but it 100% makes sense as part of why La'gaan is so guarded.

Bad Dreams by insuffera6le6itch. This one follows on the heels of Kai's Death and is... really heavy, but wonderfully done.

To say the least, insuffera6le6itch has loads more and I highly recommend looking through her Lagoon Boy tag. And if you want art (and other fun things they've accumulated) I recommend looking through @captainjerkface's blog and their own Lagoon Boy tag. (10/10 captainjerkface's La'gaan art and comics are on point.)

As for my favorite headcanon for La'gaan, I'd have to say it's the fact that when he actually fully relaxes and is comfortable around someone, to the point that he's willing to just drop his walls around a person and play around and goof off, it's a guarantee that he's going to hit that person with a giant flood of puns.

And the boy doesn't just do it in his first language; this is a kid who is canonly implied to have learned English by nosing around on the internet-- when the rest of Atlantis did not have internet access-- and he isn't above throwing puns in his second/third/fourth-whatever language. (His friends are particularly doomed if he decides to slip in multi-lingual puns that play the various languages he knows against each other.)

Additionally, if he does let his walls down enough to throw puns around that freely, then it's safe to assume he cares about that person a lot and might have pretty well adopted them.

#La'gaan #Lagoon Boy #Aquaman III #fic rec #headcanons #my fishy son! #I love this kid tbh #La'gaan reading list

[weak-hero]

finished ep 1 of school spirits, so far im very impressed how well it was filmed all around (?) like pacing and writing, dialogues and acting - nothing new or mindblowing but it was done well;

#in terms of who did it? hmm- #i think smth fishy abt nicole girl #school spirits #peyton list #kristian flores #milo manheim

[plaindangan]

If you're feeling up to it, another 3 protags Fuck, Marry, Kiss would be fun. But this time with class 77, and their MILFy teacher as well (I'd say Natsumi too, but Fuyuhiko may in fact kill me for even suggesting)

Chiaki

"I think its pretty obvious to say I'd choose Hajime to marry. He's my gaming partner after all and someone that just gets me (yawn) e-even if I'm not the easiest to be with. If I had to choose, I guess I'd choose fuck and kiss for Makoto and Shuichi, respectively?

Sonia

"I must say that I adore this game! Though out of those three, only Hajime has proven himself to be suitable of marriage. As for the other two....I suppose I'll Kiss Makoto and make Shuichi duck. Though...why is he ducking?"

Akane

"Easy! I'll fuck Hajime since I know he's pretty built under there and marry Shuichi since famous detectives are orettywealthy, right? So he'll probably have loads of food stocked up! Don't mind kissin' Makoto, he can even cop a feel if he wants~"

Ibuki

"Who should Ibuki choose? Hmm...hmmmmmmmmm~ Ibuki picks Shuichi to marry since he seems like he could use Ibuki's rockin' tones to uplift his life! Ibuki will choose Hajime to give her all too and a big wet smooch for Makoto!"

Hiyoko

"Peh! As if any of these three deserve to be anywhere near moi!...W-well, I guess if you making me choose Hajime for the marriage...he can be my footstool~ And if by 'fuck' y-you mean 'fuck over' than that detective is getting it because who cares about that emo! And the only thing Makoto is kissing is my foot so he better be grateful!"

Mikan

(Disclaimer - due to the nature of this question, Mikan was found huddling in the corner, completely overwhelmed and babbling between 'I'm sorry for hurting your feelings', massive stuttering over her picks and graphic detail of what she wanted her choices to do to her in bed. To be brief, it's "Hajime for marriage, Shuichi for Fuck and Makoto for Kiss.")

Peko

"None of these are my Master, but if I did have to make a choice...then it would be 'Makoto, then Hajime and then Shuichi'. Makoto seems he resembles the Young Master the most, its better to do it with a friend you trust and...detectives and yakuza don't mix well, so best to send him off with a kiss."

Mahiru

"W-what!? H-how could you even ask this out of the blue?! Did those guys put you up to this? Jeez, leave it to the boys to ask such an i-invasive question! B-but...if I'm just being hypothetical here, then Marry Hajime since I known him the longest, f-f-f-fuck Makoto and then give Shuichi a kiss. Th-that's all you get from me!"

Chisa

"Oh? Asking a professor about which of their cute students they'd prefer? Don't you think that's a bit risque? (chuckles) Just kidding! If I have to choose, I'll marry Makoto since he reminds me of my dear Kyosuke in a way. Hajime I would 'Fuck' since I do know him a bit more and I don't mind giving Shuichi a kiss!"

Natsumi

"Bah, this shit's easy! I'd marry that Hajime! Just look at him! Strong, caring and more ambitious than half the people of the day to day! It's obvious! As for the other randos...ah, fuck it, I'd fuck the detective and kiss the lucky guy. Who cares! Now, Hajim-!!" Bam! Fuyuhiko appears in the room, red in the face. "Hajime a-and you?! That motherfucker!!!"

(It took about an hour for both Peko and Natsumi to finally hogtie Fuyuhiko from rushing over and making Hajime 'disappear'. Don't worry, he eventually warmed up to the idea!)

Bonus!

Sato:

"These aren't Mahiru at all...but if I did have to choose, it would be probably be Hajime since Mahiru seems to trust him. Makoto is pretty cute so I'd probably want to fuck him and that detective guy can just get a kiss to the cheek and be done with it.

#fishy asks #list asks

[weirdfishy]

Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Let’s spread the self-love 💗

thanks for the ask queenie! 💕

in no particular order:

punkflower & godhood - spiderverse

when i went fruitloop n wrote abt miles n hobie, diving into their pining with comparisons on how they see each other as gods (the brainrot is so real in this one) :D

hearth - spiderverse

punkflower; hobie is injured + get together; also sort of like ^that one in terms of style, they're both of a freer form n more recent than the rest of these, though all of these are less than a year old

Unknown Caller ID - danny phantom x dcu

Danny gets mis-dialed for a ransom call; he goes to handle it, 100% crack treated seriously

though i'm treating it more seriously, as this is getting a sequel...someday... 😅

I'm only human, I have no perfection at all - the sandman tv

dreamling coded, fishbowl rescue, creepy ass burgess, guilt asf; my fav of my sandman fics, it's short n sweet, slightly more poetic than the others, i like the imagery it evokes, and hob burns burgess manor, as a treat <3

All Eyes On Me (I Only Want Yours) - bbc merlin

OOC Arthur is arse over tea kettle for Gaius' assistant (merlin isn't arthur's manservant)

this one is...gentle? i would say? it's not too angsty n it's not too sweet, and there's art for it!!! which i adore, this is the first fic i got art for, which was amazing n wonderful to see (i cried, 100%)

#askboxx #fanfiction #fishy's fics #queenie💕 #fic rec list #idky this saved a a draft but hi hello i'm posting it fr now

[rucow]

birth chart reveal for anyone nosy enough to study me 🫣

and my sidereal chart as bonus:

#txt #birth chart #natal chart #pisces sun #scorpio moon #virgo rising #ok i wont list off All my placements #i like that im a pisces in both tropical and sidereal :') i could never be anything but a fishy.......... #oh and im a leo (magha) rising in sidereal. i forgot to mention

[hedonists]

if receiptify is to be trusted, then my most played song of all time is The Grey. Don’t you dare doubt my love for her.

#nemesestext #I was curious what my most played artists list looks like now #it’s interesting #I don’t really trust those stats though #seems fishy

[brunetterightsactivist]

i bought the large bag of the dry cat food i've been feeding my cat and tell me why it smells different and he wont eat it you guys i seriously want to start screaming and crying like i'm about to fucking lose my mind

#and i can't find the ingredients listed anywhere i'm seriously so fucking angry #IT SAYS IT'S THE SAME THING SO WHY IS IT DIFFERENT #slight correction i found the ingredients listed #allegedly the same.......so why does this batch smell more fishy

[fishys-still-writing-smut]

Twerking Topic: which girls do it the best?

Warning: lewd content below

Some notes:

*Mikan has no rhythm, but has a natural bouncy butt to make up for it

*Himiko has natural talent, but is to lazy to put it to good use.

*Peko, as a tool, has trained her skills in order to satisfy the Kuzuryu clan

*Kyoko has gone undercover at many clubs, and has picked up a few tricks to use in "interrogations"

*Mahiru has S rank potential, but is unfortunately too shy to reach her full potential

#danganronpa smut #fishy-list #plain-asks

[deus-ex-mona]

stuff’s wildin’, my dudes

#auhxhsjahs i n c o h e r e nt rambling coming right up you’ve been warned o k ie~? #so the other day i finally found out about that [redacted thing (if ykyk)]’s (thankfully outdated) mistranslator masterlist and stuff #and i googled the op of that list to see what others had to say about ‘em #(cuz personally i found the dude’s tone through it all to be. pretty mean actually??) #(like h e l p tling probably isn’t these people’s day jobs; they’re probs just hobby tlers?? ease up my g~~~) #b u t i digress. despite having searched for the op of that post i somehow found a post by another fan tler who seemed to have vanished? #*vanished from that [redacted] tling community i mean. they just stopped uploading years ago. prolly bc their main yt channel was terminated #and they??? despite having not made a single post in almost 10 years??? seem to be alive and well in this current age????? #like yoooooooo i’ve legitimately had the thought that something bad had happened to ‘em for y e a r s but they!!! they’re alive!!!!!!! #they seem to have stopped tling for good but!!!!! they’re alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #so i guess i can say that i went hunting for trash and found treasure instead o o o p— #but on another note. i think gatekeeping tling isn’t cool at all. #like yeah there can be some really fishy tls (including official tls a he m) but being mean about it helps no one at all #and so! that’s why! i keep my big mouth shut whenever i see fishy tls floating about the vast open sea in front of me~~~ #i mean. quite a number of those fishy tls are mine anyway. so. um. i don’t have any room to say anything really ahaha~~~~ #but please!!! feel free to blast my tls if you’d like!! my absolutely terrible daikirai tl is a free for all!!!!! #g o d i should really revise that soon. it’s terribly mistranslated and i cringe and wilt inside. #it is suiyoubi my dudes #well. not anymore but… it is still suiyoubi in my heart <3

[starlightkun]

was doing like 2 minutes of research for this fic and of course ended up on the wikipedia for predatory fish as one does when writing kpop boy fanfic and did yall know that SALMON are PREDATORY FISH??? like in the same category as SHARKS AND BARRACUDAS????? SALMON?????????

#piranhas generally arent considered predatory fish which i already knew bc i went through a hardcore river mosnters phase as a child #but like SALMON??????????? #like they for sure prey on teeny tiny fish in comparison to what sharks r eating but like reading that list threw me so off guard #anyway i was on that wikipedia page bc theres a siren character in this fic and i was trying to determine what fishy attributes they have #and i want them to have some more monstrous ones but definitely fish-like ones #so like more like carnivorous fish ones.....hence the predatory fish wikipedia page lol #anyway back to it #talk #text #mine #not nct #ignore.mel #f: strawberry sunday #oh i did retroactively tag some woo posts for the vibes if youd like to peruse that tag #au: strawberry sunday

[steal-this-album]

i need 2 get another tattoo NEOW

#idk what i want tho. ik i want a sleeve of deep sea creatures (depth of each fishy is aligned with its placement on my arm) #but i've been procrastinating doing the list of fish i want + drawing them -__- #other than that idk. maybe something family related. the autism makes me SO hesitant to get a fandom tattoo #cuz all my fandoms are like. i either stay in them for my entire life OR i Hate them within 3 years. but it's a 50/50 chance #i should get ethoslab cat ears uncropped screenshot from project ozone 2. imagine #polly chirps

[goldenworldsabound]

Eek someone who reblogged my positivity post ships ayato and ayaka 😭 those two are literally siblings. Literally. By blood. Like. I. No. Gross. Really gross.

#vent #tw vent #I so rarely actually look at who reblogs my blown up posts by this one seemed fishy and I'm. nope #blocked!!! #though I guess just blocked on my main >> I hate that the list isn't automatically shared with sideblogs