#feitan would just smirk and go *heh* and then proceed to walk away leaving you standing there

[teabutmakeitazure]

YOU ARE 5’8?? ARE YOU AWARE OF YOUR SHEER POWER? WITH ENOUGH STRENGTH YOU CAN KNOCK THE SPIDER EMO INTO THE ABYSS

The only abyss I want to send him to is emotional oblivion

It's a fun thought. Chrollo having a darling his height or taller. He might see it as another reason you need him. You can't beat someone shorter/the same height as you, so how do you expect to fight off the things in the outside world?

I would love to knock the spider emo into the abyss lmao but I don't think going up against someone like that would be a good idea. I have never been to a gym so far in my life so the most I can offer is a weak punch (no martial skills as well :( )

Maybe with the power of cuteness I can defeat him? Batting my eyelashes might work. Using any self defence techniques is laughable in his eyes. You really think a jab to his abdomen could work? Pinching him as hard as possible? Tsk. All he wanted was to cuddle and he's getting attacked with love taps

#Darling: why cant I pinch you???? #Chrollo: you see there's something called Ten that you unfortunately dont have #chrollo might actually be somewhat civil about it if you ignore the sweet insults to your pride #feitan would just smirk and go *heh* and then proceed to walk away leaving you standing there #like just leave you standing there with 0 explanation to his seemingly indestructible skin #ask #anon #chrollo brainrot