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My braina going down the FT rabbit hole again so rn my minds runnin a thousand miles a minute and im just sitting here on the bed like
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twiststreet · 1 year
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intothekuni · 2 months
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love me not
synopsis : in which y/n has had a small crush on scaramouche since high school. they were very close and in talking stage during high school. however, things take a turn during university where she ended up in a relationship with a guy from the university ! only problem is, he's a toxic little shit who is not fond of scaramouche at all. will scaramouche get over his lingering feelings or will he drop his guard and allow for his feelings to bloom?
genre : fluff, angst, crack, strangers to lovers, university au
warnings : intended lower case, kys/kms jokes
a/n : hi! i completely lost motivation for the other one but i swear i'll finish this one!! (i have everything planned out in my notes 🔥)
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sonny angel family | u not even the fawt | xtra
ONE : chaos
TWO : the group project
THREE : stop talking 2 him
FOUR : im not a dog
FOUR BONUS : action
FIVE : comfort
SIX : jealousy
SEVEN : blocked
EIGHT : blossoming feelings
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taglist (from other scara smau) dm to be removed : @veekoko @alhaitie @featuredtofu @sakiimeo @neigesprincess @keiiqq @feiherp @tiredslepz @rosieyama @bananasquash @nnasv @mayuumine @kiokiee @beriiov @zukaaa88 @scaraandxiaoo @brain-r0tt @deepdinosaurwizard @bakugoumei-12 @mochiboo123 @0-m-a-y-a-0 @kaitfae @swivy123 @sn1perz @fo-love @vernith @morgyyyyyyy @kunikuzushis-darling @httpsrenren @ulquiorraswife @yenyentan @b4tm4nn @vavrin @amvpk01 @chemiru @lovely028 @c0smouche @saturemiii @dragontammerz @princess-peachys
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wettestnjaay · 1 year
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“SUCCESFUL MISSION”
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DAD!HENRY CAVILL x FAMOUS!PHOTOGRAPHER!BLACK!READER BASE OFF OF THE POLL I POSTED MOSTLY EVERYTHING IS ABOUT HALF OF 50% BUT DAD!HENRY HAS THE MOST, IDK FOR SURE BUT ILL TRY TO AT LEAST, STILL DO ALL OF THEM BUT LETS SEE HOW IT GOES :). (POLL DOESN'T END UNTIL FEBRUARY 12TH) FLUFF
4 OF HENRY AUTUMN AND CALLIE JUST REQUEST W/ A PLOT AND WITH "DAD!HENRY AND THE TWINS"
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SUMMARY;
picture you a busy working woman, who travels most of the time, you better famous, and popular but not as popular as the family you met on the airplane,, and not just that the pretty faces you get to speak to and numbers you've given to the little ones.
WARNING !
nothing I think, small talk, children (toddlers)?, airplane, mentions of being famous and stuff, hookup(not rlly) flirting, the little girls being adorable :) blonde haired baby = Callie and Brown haired baby = Autumn.
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YOUR BUSINESS HAS BEEN FLOWING HEAVENLY GOOD, you been traveling around a lot, keeping your fans updated on instagrams and twitter, going to meet and greets and other famous stuff the people go to.
You were in California right now, and in the airport to fly to New York to attend some business, but lucky enough you didn't even notice a curly headed male and two toddlers coming along on the same airplane as yourself.
It were so busy, and trying to take focus you didn't notice them at all, but hey work needed to get done.
You sat by the open walkway while you allowed the other person sat by the window.
You'd been on about five different phone calls, three different papers you had written on and about 7 different times you opening up your laptop and connecting your camera to it and viewing, sending and saving photos from the camera.
You were so focus, wanting and having to get this work done you didn't even notice the whispering right across from you and the looks you were given on the other side of the plane.
"That right there is a famous photographer named, Y/N Y/L/N.., isn't she pretty?" Henry whispered to the two little ones siting next to her.
The blonde headed one turned her head fast as hell to get a good look like the pretty lady her father was talking about.
The brown haired one laughed as she pointed at you and said "Th-tat won..? da-addy.. th..tat won!?"
Henry's face full of embarrassment as he choo'd at the young girl for her to stop being loud, "Oooo daddy got a b-big fawt cruwsh on a jiiirl"
Henry looked at the blonde pointing a finger at her to shush as they laughed a giggle even more which caught her attention.
You made eye contact with the brown haired girl as she smiled and giggle at you which exposed a big sweet looking smile from you towards her.
She motioned her hands to you, a heart and pointed at her father which made you pay more attention as her dad brushed her off, "Stop that Autumn.. you going to freak her out."
You just laughed at the girl not even noticing her father just as you turned you head away.
You finally finished more of your work as you were hearing the two little ones babbling around about something,
You figured out to ignore it and mind your business as you used the tv on the seat and picked out a movie, finding dory which was you new favorite Disney show.
Before you could press play, the blonde haired toddler was in the walkway right by your knee..
You smiled at her as you questioned and asked, "Hello there princess, can I help you..?"
She just started up at you for a while before looking back at her sister and then at you.
"Daddy's innn-the t-t-toilet and.. mwe and swissy can-wt!" she complained, dragging her works before stomping her feet as she was embarrassed but trying her best.
You figured she was only about 1or close to 3, still needing speak lessons but was trying her best, you just talked to her as she was a normal child oldest to speak proper, ignoring all the mispronounces and the stuttering.
"You can't what sweetheart?" you said in a smoothing voice wanting to calm her down a bit.
She looked down at you lap for a moment seeing the route for the tv seat, but didn't say a word just pointed at the screen and back at you.
You smiled at you and question, "You and your sissy can watch finding dory?"
She nodded with a adorable pouty lips as you hand out to see if she'll let you carry her, which she gladly accepted snuggling into your embrace and laying her head on your shoulder.
You got to their original seats as you were introduced to the brown haired baby who looked quiet familiar,
You ended brushing it off and greeting the child, "Hi there sweet pea.. your sitting over here all alone like angel, could me and princess.." you paused looking at the toddler in your arms
"Mmm-my nawe iws caw-collie" she says in small pauses, which makes you proud.
"Right, Ms. Y/L/N, and Princess Callie has request to sit with you, madam." you cheered to the chubby toddler,
As she clapped her hands and nodded, "C-callie.., Aw-Autummmn!" she slurred as she point at the toddler in your hands and then at herself.
You sat in their fathers sit with Callie between your legs with the brown headed girl, Autumn was in her own seat.
Not for long tho, you quickly got on Disney plus, searching for something to put on for the both of them just as you heard babbling and cries coming from them both.
"Stawp!.. no! Stawpppp ii..it!" one called out, "nooooo youuuu stAWP!" the other yelled out right after louder
You looked down at both seeing the blonde pushing her sister off of you, trying to keep you all for herself.
You chuckled which caught their attention as they pouted loudly.
The chubby toddler had wet tears coming from out her eyes, a silent sob coming him her as you watched her puffy cheeks turn a bright red,
You put your hands out for her to grab ahold of you as you choo'd at her to not cry, "Oh no.. no need to cry sweet girl,"
"They're enough of me to go around to both of you, okay?" They both just stared at you for a while before you smiled and tickled them both.
"That's the lesson for today, sharing is caring, okay we're on the same level right?" they finally got it with the small giggles that were still coming out of their mouth, they nodded their heads at your question,
You settled Callie back between your lap again, and Autumn on your thigh as she laid her head on your breast relaxing herself.
You were surprise on there attachment on you, which caused you to wonder did they a female figure or even a motherly figure in their life to provide them.
You got your answer quickly as you felt how clingy they were if you only moved a little inch, it was as if they thought you were going to be leaving them very soon,
They ended up calming down, stop whining, clinging on to you as if you were their own mother for them to keep, but you didn't mind.
You guys problem were watching the movie for about a half of 30 minutes when you figured that their father was maybe busy with a phone call.
That thought left you mind as you felt a device slap across your thigh and stopped the young girl from trying to do a password for a phone,
You laughed, "Can I see that Callie.. I'll give it back-I promise."
She gave you the phone just as you opened it you were presented to the lock screen which was a picture of a celebrity.. but not any celebrity the celebrity whose attention you've been wanting for a while, the CELEBRITY YOU WERE CRUSHING ON FOR A WHILE NOW.
You see the picture of Henry Cavill, with Callie clinging to his chess as he held her, and Autumn's legs hanging on his shoulders as she had her head laid on top of his,
They all looked identical by the face, Henry and Autumn looking alike the most by them both having that brown curly texture hair while Callie stood out a little with her dirty-blonde but curly hair.
You were particularly drooling over the picture.. he was such a dilf, like some kind of geek god.
before you knew it, and before you tried,,
You opened your mouth to ask the girls a question just as the brown haired twin called out, "Daddy! hewwooooo daddy!"
The shock-ness written all over you face as you quickly turned your head meeting Henry's eyes as he is staring at you.
"I foo-found cruwsh dada.. see!" You eyes were turning toward him and then the children in you lap, you were all shaken and nervous.
You were trying to from sentences but nothing was working at all, you were so embarrassed-"Sorry.. fuck- this is a mistake.. uhh., I didn't even know they were yours!" you bit your lip,
The girls in your lap were laughing and giggling with those adorable toddler voices and giggles, you could feel your heart racing and your brain melting in seconds.
"It's fine, Y/N.. we seen you when we first arrived on the plane you know, I told them about you." He said as he walked more towards the seat exposing what he had in his hand, "Snawk!!"
You looked down at his hand seeing a bag of Cheetos puffs and two of the baby food puffs.
Just as you felt something missing on you lap, Autumn was about to fall as she was sliding down you lap and pass he sister.
You quickly grabbed her cradling her in your arms as you started to feel a increase in your breath, "Jesus Christ, you almost scared me princess, you got to be careful."
Autumn nodded and apologized, "Sowwy,"
Just as you felt a body slide in next to yours it was Henry, he was so close to you, most likely could even hear his breathing.
"You really good with kids."
You smiled at his words and hummed as you turned the hand with his phone to him, "Callie was close to disabling it.. so I took it."
He claimed it was fine before he unlocked his phone and gave it to the young girl who smiled and mumbled a small "Thank you daddy!"
Which made you and him smile as Autumn pouted a little puffing out her cheeks as she looked back up at you guys.
"Hi Auttie, would you like to play on my phone?" you asked move her hair before her ear as Henry punch her cheek making her move a little as she looks back up at you and nods.
You smile at her before pulling you phone out and doing you password and giving her the phone on YouTube.
You intend to look around and the two kids in your lap, you adore them, just as a voice broke your thoughts, "So, how have you been?"
You looked up at Henry who was already staring at you, smiling as you looked back into his eyes with fiery cheeks.
"I've been okay you know, this whole famous stuff is new to me but I'm working my way though you know." you replied back removing you eyes from and looking out the window.
Henry cleared out his throat before mumbling, "You very pretty."
Which snapped you right out of your thoughts, "Huh,?"
You both turned, facing each other as he tried to avoid your eyes as they were staring down at him, "I said.., your very beautiful and pretty.."
You let out a small laugh and blinked at him before smiling even harder, "Im sorry, sorry-Your an attractive man as well.. all big and strong-which!, Which is a good thing of course!"
Before he could reply back, the babies on your lap were tapping your thigh and hip like crazy to get your attention.
"Y..Y/N, looka!" one started shoving the phone in your face so you can get a better look, "You-cawn have daddy's nwumber!" Autumn called out as she showed you,
your phone on the contacts app..
Callie giggled up a storm as she showed her daddies phone with a random contact and a picture that was really recently.
A picture of the 4 of you, Callie and Autumn in your lap and Henry looking at you loveably and you looking at the Children with a very kind heart.
"Oh Jesus!", you called out as you spotted the phone, "Cal, Auttie.. that isn't Y/N's number girls."
You called to them as Henry watched you, transform into a parental figure for his sweet girls.
"There that's my number okay, you guys are going to call me whenever you can right?" you smiled at the girls in your lap.
They quickly nodded and cheered, "suwccesful mi..mmisson!" they said in sync
"Sorry about that, you can delete my number later."
"No, no it's fine, I'll keep it for whenever they want to be near you, honey." Henry said quickly as you were in shock as he kissed your cheek and let you kiss his daughters forehead.
Before you knew it the plane was landing, you left from their seat shortly after the announcement, and grabbed your lounge which you were helped by Henry as he came in right behind you.
He even helped you find a cab, and place your bags in the trunk, him and his girls were all to sweet and kind to you,
you were most definitely going to miss it, and hoped they'd call you soon.
Once you got home and gotten settled in, you notifications went off on your phone, a message from 'Dada-Henry' you smiled at the contact name before opening the message,
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^ ‘the girls said they miss you already, I miss you also.’
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You smiled at the message before falling onto your bed and hitting the FaceTime button.
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ANY MISTAKES/MISSPELLS TELL ME.
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abijahfowler · 3 months
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Think you the shit, bitch? You’re not even the fawt!
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theygotlost · 1 month
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im tired of your damned fool yarns and your captain ahab hawseshit. you sound like a goddamned parody. givin and naggin orders like a spinstah schoolmarm and all the while turinin this station to the devils old rum hole! well its all hawseshit! ya leg and ya sea life... all of it! and if i hear one more word of hawseshit comin out of your foul rotten toothed smelly old mouth— shut ya gum goddamn i aint finished yet!!!!!!!! you think youre so goddamned hoigh and moighty cause youre a goddamned lighthouse keepah?! well you aint a captain of no ship and you nevah was! you aint no general you aint no coppah..... you aint no president and you aint my fawthah! and im sick of you actin like you is!!!! im sick of ya laughin and snorin... and ya gawddamn FAWTSSS!!!! YA GAWD!!!! DAMN!!!! YA GAWD DAMN FAWTS!!!!!!!!!! you smell like piss. you smell like jism. like rotten dick. like curdled fawskin. like hawt onions fucked a fawmyawd shit house!! im sick of ya smell im sick of it ya god damned drunk, ya god damned no account sunuvabitch BASTAHD LIAH!!!! thats what you are! youre a goddamned drunken hawse shitting short shit LIAH! A LIAH!!!!!
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grox · 3 months
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Ypi not even the fawt
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sadittyprincess · 3 months
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YOU NOT EVEN THE FAWT
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conlangcrab · 5 months
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Dead Crab Conlangs #1
Rhangil
Two Rules of Thumb in Rhangil
The only allowed type of affixes are infixes.
The root vowel must always be marked.
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Dictionary
Infixes
-t : “(base root)GEN (infix root)”, “X’s Y”.
-ks : “(infix root) made out of (base root)”, material indicator.
y- : infix turning the base root adjectival.
w- : infix turning the base root verbial/gerundial.
Lāksa’ashag - Golden Ox.
Nātaqawarkst - Crack’s fire.
Biyijarāw - Related or belonging to a canine citizen of the middle class.
Roots
Ash - n. Ox.
Ish - adj. Bovine.
Ush - v. To ram or headbutt.
Baw - n. Dog.
Biw - adj. Canine, doglike.
Buw - v. To gnaw or chew on something.
Fawt - n. Middle class citizen, having a house, a job, and capable of providing financial help to one or two grown up children.
Fiwt - adj. Middle class, neither good or bad.
Fuwt - v. To even the level of wealth among the population.
Jarr - n. Man, human male.
Jirr - adj. Masculine, male.
Jurr - v. To live a life of middle class (Fawt).
Krag - n. Moon.
Krig - adj. Moonly.
Krug - v. To stalk, to watch continuously. 
Lag - n. Gold.
Lig - adj. Golden.
Lug - v. To gild.
Maw - n. Cat.
Miw - adj. Feline, catlike.
Muw - v. To show affection by bumping one’s head against someone.
Narkst - n. Crack.
Nirkst - adj. Cracked, prone to cracking.
Nurkst - v. To crack.
Qaw - n. Fire.
Qiw - adj. Fiery, metaphorical Beautiful, attractive.
Quw - v. To be burning.
Shadh - n. Spider.
Shidh - adj. Plotting, dangerous to play with or against.
Shudh - v. To plot, to weave a web of (most usually) political power.
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heart-buzz · 2 months
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girl i fuckin fawted
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toomuchracket · 3 months
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i cannot stop saying “you think you the shit bitch you aint even the fawt” ice spice is stuck in my head 😭😭
love her actually. boy's a liar pt 2 scratches an itch in my brain like nothing else except the post-ad break jingle on love island <3
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moonsetterz · 1 year
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my troll quirks would be
i type periods away from the santence . sometimes
and stuff like not or fought ot whatever i would say NAWT and FAWT always capitalized. unless i dont feel like it
and um i do egberts deconstructed compound wordds
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intothekuni · 2 months
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u not even the fawt
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scaramouche : that one grumpy kid you see around campus... has been mutuals with y/n since freshman year of high school! very good grades as well! some of his friends cheat off of him 😭😭
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childe / tartaglia : literal CHILD. more child than klee bro 😭😭 copies off of scaramouche on ALL TESTS.. does NOT study. has a very big FAT crush on signora! very rich 🤭 the moodmaker of the group
kazuha : the mother (??) of the group ! definitely the helpful student around campus.. if u need anything, just ask him and there's a 60% chance he has it ☠️☠️ that one person who refrains nahida and childe from jumping y/n's boyfriend!
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columbina : friends with EVERYONE. the campus knows her as that one stuco member who's easy to get along with! however, some think she's scary because they happen to be her accidental victim (she's just staring off into space) ANOTHER PERSON WHO COPIES OFF OF SCARA HAHA
signora : the therapist of the group ! she's everyone's campus crush but she likes childe lol... she thinks childe has a funny personality and we stand by that! always drags childe with her when she needs to reject someone saying "sorry i have a bf" WHICH MAKES CHILDE MORE DELUSIONAL (he stares down the person)
nahida : friends with klee and qiqi! although qiqi's always not around because she's in the medical department, you'll always see one of them around campus! gives good advice!! has good grades too bro.. win win for real
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fullpwnmedia · 1 month
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you not even the fawt
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kuhtona · 9 months
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Fawted
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batslime · 1 year
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she fawted on me.
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