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alexandriad · 9 months

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ofmd but everyone's a lady... TWO!!

#ofmd #our flag means death #stede bonnet #edward teach #blackbeard #lucius spriggs #izzy hands #roach #frenchie #black pete #calico jack #oluwande #the swede #fang #ivan #I think I got them all #not that anyone checks the tags cause search function on this site is functionally dysfunctional anyway #pseudoart

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mechanical-moron · 6 months

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Creature Feature Poll:

Make your choice and feel free to elaborate in the tags! Do you want butterfly wings? A unicorn horn? Maybe goat eyes?

Reblog for a bigger sample size, or don't. I'm not your dad :P

#for me its retractable claws #then id just wear fake fangs and be some kind of critter #functionality isnt as important as looking cool for me lol #animals #polls #fun #tumblr polls #creatures #furry

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difeisheng · 9 months

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fang duobing, everyone

#i will admit this boy does not use his braincells as often as he probably should #but he's also clever where it counts and he's got some good skills #like he's not a tianzhen wuxie #he's a kind of a bitch and slightly impulsive #and there's something in here to be said about his appearance and social standing and yet how he's functionally broke atm #also what he's trying to find. i want to scream every time he mentions li xiangyi #anyways. i adore him and zeng shunxi is doing a great job #mysterious lotus casebook #fang duobing #ashton originals

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emile-hides · 4 months

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Tired of the cute facade, gonna start drawing myself uglier

#Emile's Arts #I say drawing a down right adorable little guy #But the buck teeth and the pimples.... it's giving cringe anime teen in a Western cartoon #Which is. What I am.#I'm FINALLY done being sick btw it's been an ACTUAL MONTH #I HAVE A COMMISSION TO DO AND THEN IT'S BACK TO ART FOR FUNSIES #FINALLY #I cannot overstate how busy I've been this is the most busy I've been in actual literal years #And oooooooooh did it drain me sense I went in with a cold #And then CAME OUT WITH A COLD #BUT I'M FUNCTIONAL ENOUGH TO HOLD A PEN AGAIN #but only for like.. a month..... because I may be getting surgery next month... or March... or December....#Who knows my doctor STILL hasn't gotten back to me on a date #Anyway #As much as I love the vampire fangs it's time to face the truth #As sharp as my teeth are they are horribly overshadowed by my Horse Teeth #And I must face this fact and move on with it #I've also gotten a recent appreciation for the cute factor of dot eyes in big glasses #I'm bad at quick handing Big Glasses but hey #We'll figure it out #This is just a concept of the Sona redesign anyway who knows if I'll stick to it #We'll figure it out when my birthday rolls around and it's time to change the Icons again

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ladyluscinia · 2 years

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I've been thinking about whether Izzy is manipulative - yes and no, still pondering - and that led to how Izzy interacts with others, and then trying to suss out how Izzy functioned as a First Mate at all. So thoughts I've had:

First and foremost, in command Izzy functions as part of the Edward-and-Izzy unit (aka Blackbeard). He's not equipped to function on his own, but neither is Edward. The difference is that Edward can hide that fact for longer because he's the one with the instant charisma whose issues trip him up later, while Izzy cannot take control of a situation for the life of him but probably doesn't suck once he has it and a clear goal. This is, I think, the root of why Izzy struggles so much on the Revenge. Edward effectively abdicates his role as unquestioned top of the hierarchy, which cuts Izzy off from the source of his authority.

And while Edward can keep riding charisma / the Blackbeard mythos / his relationship with Stede to stay on top anyway, Izzy is left to fend for himself in his personal hell.

Izzy is small, and loud, and mean. He wants people to do shit because he tells them to and he knows what he's doing, but he has zero patience to actually persuade people of this. He dresses like a goth businessman which is very professional and also really not that scary. No badass scars or huge visible tattoos. His only real ability to enforce his will is with a sword - usually overkill and counterproductive - or with the threat of punishment - toothless against Stede's crew because they know the Captain won't back him.

Basically he needs people to respect him, but they are immediately primed not to due to all his Izzy-ness, and the very laidback and consequence free situation in the show deprives him of any method of proving his worth. (Worth he hasn't had to prove in fucking forever because he's fucking Izzy Hands, right hand man to Blackbeard!)

So what would Izzy be like in a different situation? Like aboard the Queen Anne?

Well Izzy is kind of a shit manager of people no matter what, but I think an established hierarchy would help him a lot. No one is going to love Izzy, but if they have to obey him, then they are more or less forced to observe that he's a dick who knows what he's doing instead of just a dick. Then suddenly there's a reason to put up with him. Also in a stricter hierarchy he probably wouldn't have to directly manage or interact with everyone. People have pointed out that Izzy doesn't do work himself, but "delegator of tasks" is a job of its own once the sphere is big enough. And often the overall delegator has smaller "team lead" style workers below him - people who do work but also can be in charge of making sure a bigger task gets done.

Izzy probably didn't interact with the base labor force on the Queen Anne beyond a knowledge of who's who. He'd just know a small group of guys he considered competent and reliable, and then assign everyone else to them. After all, Izzy doesn't have to personally check every sail stitch. He just needs to know William won't let anybody else on sail duty fuck up, and be satisfied with what he sees when he passes by.

And Izzy is a lot nicer when he doesn't think people are fucking up!

In episode 4, the main notably not-dickish interaction is when Buttons spots the Spanish and shows them to Izzy (aka does his job). Izzy gets pissed but doesn't take it out on Buttons at all. Just runs to tell Edward because that's the chain of command. Buttons -> Izzy -> Edward. This is because Izzy, for all his dickishness, is not a sadist (and really good that he's not, because it's the main thing keeping his management style functional). He doesn't punish people for the sake of punishing them or for shit they can't control. Still not great at positive reinforcement, but you can absolutely have a "good" working relationship with a boss who ignores you as long as you do what you're supposed to.

(And now we're back to Edward-and-Izzy as a unit, because Edward is great for the morale boosting that Izzy can't provide, and Izzy can just work on keeping Edward happy and the crew neutral but functioning when he isn't. Still not easy, but at least possible for him to succeed at.)

This theory is also somewhat backed up by Fang and Ivan, who seem to fall in Izzy's category of "competent and reliable" crew. Other than yanking on Fang's beard - which was a deliberate reminder of hierarchy and light punishment for questioning Edward - he seems to have great faith they will do what they are told without micromanaging and he effectively promotes them to the task of managing Stede's crew in the absence of clear leaders. Unfortunately, Fang and Ivan both fall into the muppetverse and simultaneously realize Edward won't enforce Izzy's authority on them either. They don't seem to hate Izzy, but they aren't inclined to defend him. Not a great trait in the only muscle he has to lean on.

In the end, I can see how Izzy's whole deal would work in a system that he was already integrated into. If you are a new sailor on Blackbeard's crew then the First Mate is a dick, yeah, but he doesn't talk to you. The Captain trusts him implicitly, everyone knows better than to openly disrespect him, and the senior crew who you report to have an established professional rapport with him. And then he leads a raiding party and you go "Oh shit this guy is so good at murder" right before he pays you a lot of money.

Whereas if you are Lucius, this small angry man follows Blackbeard onto your ship to rescue your Captain out of nowhere, spends a day getting increasingly anxious as his Captain ignores him and really shatters the terrifying myth of Blackbeard, moves onto your ship but isn't really given any authority over you, and then yells a bunch. He can kill people, yeah, but you don't have any particular knowledge of or respect for that skill, and you have no reason to think he's allowed to kill you. He's just a dick trying to force you to respect him, and you are Lucius and live to be a bitch right back.

No wonder Izzy just wants to go home.

#our flag means death #izzy also probably functions really well as edward's representative for similar reasons - everyone respects him from the start #he can go bitch about spanish jackie's place but when they sit down they talk as *equals*#izzy is assumed to have the authority of blackbeard behind him and treated accordingly #and once that happens he seems to be pretty good at negotiating deals and such #breaking news: tiny man who struggles to be intimidating in hypermasculine job has massive chip on his shoulder over perceived disrespect #izzy hands ofmd #my meta #blackbeard ofmd #blackbeard's ship #fang ofmd #ivan ofmd #ladyluscinia #ofmd meta

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roseofcards90 · 5 months

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My sole goal rn is to manifest 0610 reactions in the milgram narrative so I can have the tragic yuri

#here’s my big brain prediction: Kotoko becomes ultimate failgirl after being voted guilty in t2 #she’s distraught all the people she beat up are now innocent and she has been deemed guilty by the same person she was being the fang for #she becomes super aimless and depressed maybe even more insane in t3 because girlfailures be like that #enter Mappi who’s basically like “I can fix her” and she’s the only one who routinely hangs out #with Kotoko since like it’s not like she’s on good terms with anyone else rn 😭#this can go one of two ways: they actually have a functioning and decent relationship #or they become super codependent for each other because both of them need therapy and we don’t have that here #either way they should kiss and thus save each other in the end #my himejoshi mutuals would agree with me even if they have no idea what I’m talking about 😭#hey Yamanaka if you see this—*shot*#my posts

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fedoraphe · 2 years

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♤ Day 1 of @moceit-appreciation-week; Flowers/Surprise ♤

Oh, to fall in love with a(nother) vampire and be featured in a dramatic movie poster...

#deception of the heart (the txt); a lil pet au where jan is a vamp that stalks the night and pat is also a vamp but prefers to live--#normally. hiding his true self #honestly bottom line they're still gay and in love and id imagine in the au pat would be hiding his fangs and ears...#and eventually in the story jan convinces him its ok not to and ykyk all other scenarios #and ik it isnt the au prompt yet but--#i wanted to take a lil dark(ish) spin on the flowers prompt!! :D since its always assumed to be /lh in a way #(which is also okay!)#ahhh i cant believe this is my first full illustration on the drawing tablet <33 #moceitappreciationweek #moceitweek2022 #tw blood #vampires #janus sanders #patton sanders #omg sorry for going on a long tirade aaaaa #brooke's art #sanders sides #moceit #ts moceit #oh also the title only means pat's hiding not anth bad. its just bc its both of their function's :D

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consul-valerius · 1 year

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“What an honor it is to be my personal foot rest for the night, don’t you think?”

Starting out the birthday festivities with a bang (literally lmao) with a much deserved birthday boy thirst trap :’) I like drawing him either extremely moody or giddy with gremlin energy and there’s no in between LMAO close up undercut

He’s a mean bitch with an ego but he’s also pretty so it cancels itself out LOL and it makes it fun to knock him down a peg or two lol I have one more birthday surprise for the boy that will hopefully be up tonight 👀👀 but we shall seeee

#problem child damien #bottom draws #the arcana oc #gap + fangs my beloved #lemon #or like. very suggestive lmfao #Damien’s birthday bash #edit: tumblr is being a functional website so no sketch LOL

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rustybottlecap · 10 months

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#goodbye volcano high #distinguished functional disaster #gay bi lesbian #meme #indie games #Fang (GVH)#Trish (GVH)#Reed (GVH)#Sage (GVH)#Naomi (GVH)#Stella (GVH)#Rosa (GVH)#Naser (GVH)#queer #nonbinary #trans

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trollbreak · 8 months

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Rewatched the video that reignited my teeth thing and. Man I MASSIVELY misremembered how intense that was. This is just a self feeding obsession huh lol

#teef <3 #Wynric can unhinge their jaw specifically so they can have long ass fangs and use em functionally #YES they were inspired by the video in question. also yes I’m p sure their fangs have gotten longer to me over time lol

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hypnosiacon-archived · 1 year

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whats going on? i cant see the post i liked or people i followed.... i had to search your acount just to talk to you....

Hm, curious. I would guess it's a Tumblr glitch of sorts, but, it seems, present only on your side. If it's mobile I guess you tried restarting the app, correct?

#tumblr is a functional app #🌀 put your fangs into my back : ask #🌀 thalas;#anon

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sphaeraa · 2 years

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The Hogyoku's vessels do not bite/claw/draw blood from individuals with lustful, or sexual intent or play. He bites people because it's a fast method to collect biological samples, absorb them into his own molecular structure, and begin dissecting the cellular, mechanical skeletons of the subject from which he's extracted said sample. Once he knows mechanically what he is dealing with, he begins to assign associated behaviors related to the origin of the subject and the foundation of its existence.

#musings;#sphaera caeli;#hc #headcanon #headcanon;#hc;#database aesth;#functionality aesth;#ref;#[his fangs and claws dissect reishi particles on a whim...]#[and him eating or tasting body parts is just another method.]#[he makes the most out of anything.]#[opportunities.]

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insomnianoctem · 1 year

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When the hardcore RP DM asks if you can do a one on one session for something your character does secretly and you don’t realize that the RP starts with the session, not when the voice acting starts.

I was played liked a fiddle.

Well played.