#famiwly

[maze-arts]

i am brainstorming lore for supercharged and aus of it

#and famiwly members get exclusive content #maze talks about stuff

[mayberries-daycare]

No!!

da gotes my famiwly!! i live hewe nows!

@eepy-dani

Dani... I'm giving you a warning, if you don't come back here you'll be staying on the bus.

#helluva boss agere #mayberries daycare #teacher's pet #mrs mayberry rp #sfw agere

[ayothatskindofhomoofyou]

my friends and i made this for school and got away with it.. how?

Background: children hatch out of eggs instead of being born because they're born over 6 feet tall unless they are a midget. Nobody is between the heights of 3 ft and 6 ft. They live in London in an alternate universe, hence why the people are so abnormal in height and lay eggs.

Setting: A small apartment in alt. London. 

Barnaby Heffley- 6’3 blue eyes and  short brown hair. He wears a black shirt with a brown leather jacket. Bleached blue jeans with little tears in it.His shoes are Nike Air Monarch 4 (his family descends from the Heffley family) short tempered. 

Chloe Heffley- 6’7 woman(her family descends from a group of massive female warriors who succumbed to laziness long ago. The genes remained) who also has blue eyes and happens to be a ginger. She tends to lose herself to emotions quickly.

Prue/Breya/Clemmie Heffley-  2 feet tall, has blonde hair, and Clemmie is the main body, and ate Prue and Breya in the womb. Their ghosts take over Clemmie’s mind and body sometimes, and the parents have just accepted that. Prue is very kind, Breya is very angry and mean all the time, and Clemmie has a strong southern accent.

Barnaby: [enters bedroom and sees soon to be ex-wife crying] [concerned and annoyed] right.. Whas all dis then?

Chloe: [weakly peeks over her shoulder at her soon to be ex-husband] luv… oi don’t know ‘ow long oi can keep doin dis… Our struggle is gettin to the kids…

Barnaby: I know luv.. I’ve been needing to talk to you about this for a while now.. [looks down in disappointment and pinches the bridge of nose]

Chloe: [stands up shakily, tucking a strand of hair behind her ear as she turns to face him] Barnaby……. Moi teahs ahe as tuhbulen’ as a ragin queen………….. Oi’m afrai’ , so afrai’ that your tempah will get to Prue, Breya and Clemmie.

Barnaby: YOU KNOW IM TRYING TO-… you know im trying to keep myself under control init. It’s bit hahd 

Chloe: WEWLL AT LEASHTTTTTTT OI DON’ LET MOI ANGAH GE’ TO THE FAMIWLY, BAH-NAH-BEE!!! Oi sweah, youw definition uv TROYIN ISN’ ENOUGH! You can’t even satisfoi moi needs anymowe…..

Barnaby: WEWLL AT LEASHHTTTTTTT OI DONT HAVE AFFAIS WIF BLOODY MIDGETS!!

Chloe: [gasps cutely, placing her petite hands over her heart defensively as she begins to sweat] B-BARNABY. HOW COULD YOU ACCUSE ME UV SUCH A FING. 

Clemmie: [knocks on door] mothur plurse let meh een.

Barnaby: speak of the batty boy.

Chloe: [sighs] Clemmie, dahling, we can’t allow you to entah the room roight now. Mummy and Dahddy are havin a little chin-wag.

Breya: NO I WANT TO BE INSIDE NOW >:(     (idkman *Prue and Clemmie take the wheel* i guess lol)

 Prue/Clemmie: Okayyyyyyy

Chloe: All of you! All three of you, out! [swiftly turns to Barnaby, whispering] help me get the kids out. Now. They do NOT need to be brought into our dispute.

Barnaby: Kids! Out! [motions hands towards the door, pushing them out] go, go, go, go. *sigh*

[whispering] I think we need to.. Take a break.. You clearly don’t want to be with me if you had an affair with a MIDGET smh. You need to check yo self befoe you wrek yoself 

Chloe: [sighs, putting her ear to the door, mumbling to herself] good, they’re gone. [turns back to Barnaby] Barnaby, you just don’t treat me right anymore! You can’t satisfy my wants, let alone my needs! Hell, you can hardly provide for the children anymore! That “midget” treats me way better than YOUUUU ever could! He tells me I’m the fairest of the fair! And you? Why, you’re nothing more than a LECHEROUS PIG! You don’t truly LOVE me anymore, do you? 

Baraby: [looks down at the ground] i- … 

Chloe: “I” what, Barnaby. “I” what? Have you nothing to say for yourself? 

Barnaby: I dont. … I dont love you anymore. 

Chloe: [tears up a little, but blinks away the tears, sniffling harshly] That’s all I needed to hear. This has gone on too long. [turns her back to him]

Barnaby: ok.. Who gets the kids? 

Chloe: They are, quite literally, a package deal. They must decide on their own who they want to stay with.

(chainsaw noises in distance, actually right behind the door)

Barnaby: what the actual hewll is that..?

Chloe: [gasps in surprise]

(one foot of the bottom of the door has fallen)

(raggedy 1 foot tall possessed-by-two-ghosts child children trespasses)

Breya: YYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!    TWO BIRTHDAYS!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!

(Clemmie takes over body)

Clemmie: What in tarnation??? Where am I???

(Prue takes the wheel)

Prue: Moemmy, dadday doesnt love you anymore????

Chloe: [the woman was too stunned to speak.]

Barnaby: CLEMMIE!! PULL THROUGH!! THEY’RE TAKING OVER AGAIN!!!

Chloe: YOU’RE STRONG, CLEMMIE!! BE STRONG!! FOR MUMMY!!

Barnaby: Great, now our little tussle is getting to ALL of them! They’re switching up on us like CRAZY!!

Chloe: Oh good heavens. We should have an exorcist sooner. The ghosts of our fallen children have yet to rest peacefully, and now they’re tormenting poor Clemmie!

Clemmie: (autotune southern screaming)

Chloe: Barnaby. We’ll save the paperwork for later. Call GO- nevermind. He’s not enough, contact the queen. We must save Clemmie, but mark my words, Barnaby, we are THROUGH.

Barnaby: ok fine, but we mustn’t waste any tiome.

lmk if you want more of this ;-;

#screaming crying punching the air #screaming crying foaming at the mouth #screaming rn #screaming internally #sobbing #i cant #my god

[really-awkward-pics-of-thomas]

I love how different internet friends/families are to the world:

You have the chaos family with incorrect quotes

Others with quotes adapted to Sanders sides

Then the agents of H (not the actual name) with 2 ooc blogs with the highlights of our cursed and managing many blogs of the unholy quaternity! For 5 ppl in total

#not a thomas pic #the famiwly are the agents of H #the chaos family #that I'm not a part of #just a shitpost

[tffc-discord-ooc]

Maze: The chaos in this where the famiwly decides to mess with others

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Me: My best friend is amazing but he doesn’t know who Aita and Nova are 😔

#submission #submitted by the corn man #nova #aita #me #mazen #jupiter

[neo-theweeb]

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhh I jus wanna;;;;;;; hug her but she's vvv far an she's got better things to do than see/tolk to me. Plus my famiwly is gonna drag me to teh moll an my aunts house an jus hhhhhhhhhhhhhh

#neo rambles

[mayberries-daycare]

*somehow unleashes and runs over to the goats, sitting beside them.*

I liv hewe now! am gote, dey gote. We famiwly!

@eepy-dani

Oh! Dani get back here!

#helluva boss agere #mayberries daycare #teacher's pet #mrs mayberry rp #sfw agere

[maze-arts]

Right after I reblogged my last reblog I got a notification from one of my friends who I talk to on discord and we're also mutuals but like... they were talking about tumblr only I think.., we met through discord so it doesn't count... I hope... otherwise famiwly I didn't forget you...

#maze talks about stuff #sorry I got stressed a bit

[maze-arts]

So... since I started going by Mazen... Moni (@moosian-sword ) though it was a good idea to call me corn man...

@fam-iwly-ooc @tffc-discord-ooc

#yes i did tag you in all blogs ò.ó #famiwly #moni!

[maze-arts]

WRITE A LOWER CASE D IN THE AIR

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But seriously... you'll haunt me with this... now it's stuck in my head...

#Moni! #ask #seriously... calm down with the song... #it's annoying #after a while #famiwly

[maze-arts]

Alright... for the lowercase d ask...

It's from this song playing almost on repeat in a discord server...

@fam-iwly-ooc I found the song tormenting everyone on YouTube.

#Moni... i now fear your power #also... it's not a good way to gain points.. #anyway... #i searched this song out of boredom and spite #now.. #good night #famiwly

[really-awkward-pics-of-thomas]

|| age - 15 || pronouns and gender - She / They || zodiac sign - Cancer || romantic status - single || eye color - brown || hobbies - drawing / animating / sanders sides is also a hobby || introverted / extroverted - introvert || favorite season - summer ||

...

Are you from the famiwly or my online friends?

All of this is correct btw.

#how much for it to be from the famiwly? #ask #anon