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allthingsdarkanddirty · 11 months
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joyffree · 11 months
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HOW TO SAY I DO by Tal Bauer Release Blitz Release Date: June 10, 2023 Cover Design: Angela Haddon Book Cover Design Genre: M/M Contemporary Standalone Trope: Friends to lovers, small town, rom-com, opposites attract, bi-awakening, fake husbands, beach vacation, found family, slow-burn
Opposites attract, sure. But when Manhattan glitz collides with Texas grit, will love be enough?
How to Say I Do is an opposites-attract, slow-burn, bi-awakening, rom-com-meets-heartfelt romance love story full of swoony beach vacation vibes, laugh-out-loud moments, and grab-your-chest heartache. Add a sprinkle of fake husbands, second chance romance, small town vibes, and celebrity shenanigans, and you’ve got the makings of Wyatt and Noël’s love story.
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Please, (I Need You to) Marry Me!
--Your inheritance is at stake and there are too many suitors lining up at your door....But good thing you find the perfect conspirator!
Character: Zhongli (ft. F!Reader)
Notice: SFW. Not the usual elegant format. Just thoughts that needed to be indulged in. Apologies for any grammatical errors as this had been written during work hours.
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Imagine being the sole heiress from an affluent family that ran a successful shipping business in Liyue. Shortly after Rex Lapis's death, your parents encountered an unfortunate accident. They had been en route home from Inazuma when a storm had caused their ship to sink causing them to lose their lives. It's during the preparation of the funeral that you learn that a will has been left. It's revealed that to gain your inheritance and become Matriarch, you must find a spouse of noble birth. If not, then your clan's wealth would be kept by your Mora-hungry relatives. Upon hearing this, countless individuals have been vying for your attention and proclaiming their love and admiration for you. Your distant relatives are shameless enough to send their own children as 'recommendations' as your spouse, all to get a portion of your inheritance. During your parents' funeral preparations, you are introduced to the Director of the Wangsheng Funeral Parlour alongside her right-hand man, who you swear to be the most handsome man you have ever seen. In the few times you had met, the man had always carried himself with the elegance befitting of a nobleman—furthermore, his voice and handsome face were just icing on the cake. You approach the funeral consultant and propose your idea: A contractual marriage. Of course, you two briefly go over the terms. The said brunette seems to be contemplating how to reject you properly…that is, until you vehemently promise to maintain a relationship devoid of affection, all the while providing for him. He may keep his job, live in your expansive residence, be attended to by dutiful servants, and spend chests upon chests of Mora. All he has to do is act like a dedicated husband. Additionally, you even offered to compensate him an absurd amount of Mora after two years then the two of you would dissolve your marriage; This seems to catch his attention, and after a few minutes of pondering, the man accepts your proposition. Excellent news, right!? Well…Yes, that is until an uncle of yours begins questioning your husband's origins (Jokes on you, he's above nobility…and mortals). Another relative of yours is questioning the credibility of your union as you and your husband have yet to provide an heir after a year of marriage. You take this all in stride, but the consultant doesn't take kindly to such accusations. When rumours of you being barren and that you merely married the funeral consultant for his handsome visage goes around (…Um, Well…They aren't wrong?), you experience a scary side of your usually calm and collected (fake) husband when he addresses their concerns. It's only after the date nearing the end of your contract that Zhongli confesses that he's unable to carry on with this farce. He's fallen in love with you despite trying not to. How can he not when you incite a supposedly foreign emotion that comes to him so obviously and naturally? He wishes to pursue a real relationship with you--a real marriage--, and he begins by telling you his real identity.
What do you mean, you're REX LAPIS!?
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tesialo · 2 years
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Asian full house + Uncle Joey 🥲🥲🥲 miss my pdds gang! So happy to end the week seeing them and bringing smiles to my face to know we’re thriving and growing professionally and personally 🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️ #tesiatravels #tesiamunches #soberone #newjobs #thriving #angelsgame #fightbrokeout #angelsstadium #instigators #theguywithglasses #engineers #theboys #fakehusband #tokenwhiteboy (at Angel Stadium of Anaheim) https://www.instagram.com/p/CgD4kgsOiJP/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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abibliophobiaa · 1 year
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happy birthday week to steve harrington. this little blurb is a snippet from my modernday!rich!fakehusband!steve au called “beyond.” this snippet can be read as a stand-alone, however. all you need to know is steve and r are fake married. warnings: smut, so 18+; vaginal fingering; steve harrington x afab!reader (800 words).
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“You knew exactly what you were doing.”
And you did.
You do.
But you’d been so close to having him buried inside of you back in your hotel room. Chests flushed, rasps of breath spilling from you as you gasped against his collarbone, trembling when the fullness of him pressed at your center and gave an experimental roll.
Just once, but it had been enough to make your toes crawl, enough to have you practically begging for your husband’s cock.
Until his mother knocked on the door, that is, and suddenly you were both teenagers again and not the married twenty-something’s you were.
So if you’d foregone your underwear and wore that dress he’d seen and knew would look absolutely divine on you, it was only because you’d wanted to rile him up.
Wanted him to be wound tight, pulled taut, ready to tumble back into your room later that evening and put to rest months of pent up tension and “what ifs” in your fake marriage agreement.
You bite at your bottom lip as his fingers spread across the top of your thigh, parting you for him. Thick digits trail across the inside of your skin, dancing along hot flesh until making contact with your bare cunt.
“Open wider for me, honey,” he practically purrs, delectably sweet despite the utterly sinful intention behind the command. “Thigh over my knee. Come on—that’s my good girl.”
You tremble at that, a building heat brimming low in your belly, only amplifying that second heartbeat thrumming there.
He trails his fingers against your flesh. Up and down slowly as the rest of your dinner party continues on around you, family member’s faces bent low in conversations, eating their dinner and sipping their fancy cocktails.
Beneath the table, your husband slides a single finger from your center up to your clit. Presses down until your lips part in a pleasant sigh to observe what you like, and then circles around and around until you’re scooting to the edge of the chair, biting hard on the plush of your bottom lip.
You’re nearly drawing blood when he sinks two fingers in, muffling your moan around a swallow of your bubbly champagne. Your left hand splays over his thigh and grips tight, rings glinting stark against his dark pants, as he adds a third.
His mouth presses a soft kiss to your bare shoulder as your hips shift against the plush seat cushion. To others, it’s a sign to others of affection from a husband to his wife, but low in your ear he whispers, “Can't be riding my hand here, honey. Everyone’s going to know what’s going on under this table.”
A quiet whine spills from you. Luckily, no one notices.
“Also need you to save your strength,” he muses, lips pressing against your cheek. His mother flashes a grin from where she sits at the end of the table, and Steve continues, “for when you fuck yourself on my cock later.”
“Steve.” It’s a hiss, fingers tightening against his thigh when his thumb moves to circle your clit.
His words stir something low in your gut, thighs quivering around his hand, struggling to stay open for him, and he chuckles.
Another kiss drops against your temple, your heart thrashing wildly in your chest. “Gonna come already, aren’t you, honey?”
Your hips roll against his fingers despite his command not to.
Subtle thrusts that have stars dancing in your vision, those sparks dancing in your belly fanning into flame. The hand you have on his thigh shifts upward, curls around his bicep to dig crescents there.
“Let go, baby.”
Your eyes pinch shut, cunt clenching around his fingers as you come and come and come, head bowing and mouth rounding in a moan that never comes, because no one can know what you’ve really gotten up to at the dinner table.
His fingers keep pumping into you, thumb grazing over that sensitive nub as you lean into his shoulder, mind a haze as he presses kiss after kiss to your temple, uttering praises into your skin.
“Good girl. Such a good fuckin’ girl,” he coos, sliding his mouth over yours in a kiss.
So lost in the remnants of your orgasm, you don’t register that dessert has come. Your fork dips into the rich chocolate cake, sugary treat dancing in your mouth, Steve’s smile growing as you swallow, mind still humming after your release.
“How’s your dessert?” he asks simply.
“Good. How’s yours?”
He glances around the table subtly, making sure no one is looking, and slides his fingers into his mouth.
His tongue drags over the slick digits and your thighs shift under the table, core clenching around nothing with the promise of what you know is to come later.
“Sweet.”
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lil-boy-cow · 4 months
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I've always wanted to impregnate a fakeboy, turn him into my perfect little fakehusband, make his titties milky for my babies~
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roanniom · 7 months
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I’m not too sure if you know the blog that posted it, but I’m looking for a modern!Fakehusband Steve x reader and before I could reblog the master list to read latter I closed the tab…..
IF SOMEONE CAN PLEASE HELP BECAUSE IM DESPERATELY IN NEED OF SEROTONIN THIS MORNING.
Oh gosh didn’t see this message till right now but no I don’t know this fic! Someone please help - I also want to read this lol
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blueywrites · 7 months
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Hello!
Sorry to ask, but is it possible you or your followers have heard of an author who wrote the modern!fakehusband Steve x reader??
I saw it this morning and was so intrigued that I was about to reblog it to read later and before I did, I closed the tab.
Thank you!
I'm sure you must have found it by now since you asked me ages ago (I'm so sorry 🥲) but it's the Beyond series by my good friend @abibliophobiaa ! 💙
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🎧NEW AUDIOBOOK🎧
Dirty Groom by Mira Lyn Kelly is live in audiobook!
🎧Narrated by Savannah Peachwood and Wayne Mitchell
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It seems like a solid plan…
Get hitched, Vegas-style.
Lose each other’s numbers, permanently.
Avoid pitfalls of real marriage forever.
Until I sober up, and my wife is already gone.
It’s what we agreed to. But I don’t like it.
A year later, I find her. I have another solid plan to undo our mistake.
Only now, I’m not so sure the cocktail napkin with our prenup can protect me from the one thing I swore I wouldn’t do…fall in love.
#Audiobook #DirtyGroom #MiraLynKelly #SlayersHockey #FakeHusband #WordsmithPublicity
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stephan-c · 5 years
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I've divorced and remarried
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iamdarcylewis · 3 years
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“Do not hurt my fakehusband. Thank you.”
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lonesomedotmp3 · 3 years
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john b: I can't believe sarah is hanging out with topper and she didn't even tell him we're fakemarried! it's like, I know I was gone for a while but it's like we're not on the same page anymore! I'm so jealous I don't know what to do! I'm also in a constant conflict with her dad until one of us meets a tragic, brutal end at the hands of the other and that's kinda causing some interpersonal drama between us, because, you know, he's her dad and I'm her fakehusband and he tried to have me killed yesterday, so she's in a whole "lost between two worlds situation," u know? pretty crazy lol. but more importantly TOPPER-
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peculiarberry · 7 years
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↳ INSTAGRAM: @peculiarberry uploaded a new photo
a big thank you to @damnduval for my incredible head shots. #fakehusband
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cyrusthegrey · 7 years
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Me my and fake husband!
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mommasaystoread · 4 years
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Charlie’s straight, but the bigger problem is that he’s human and I’m not. Once he finds out I’m really a vampire, will he be able to look past my fangs and see what’s in my heart?
Shot in the Dark by Riley Long is OUT NOW!
https://getbook.at/shotinthedark
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I’m definitely straight, but when rock god Eli Steele offers me the opportunity of a lifetime in exchange for being his fake husband for a year, I can’t say no. That’s how I find myself sharing a bed – and more than a few kisses – with the lead singer of Blood Money. All I have to do is stay focused on my work and pretend to be in love with him. Easy, right?
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https://mommasaystoreadornottoread.blogspot.com/2020/10/blog-tour-for-shot-in-dark-by-riley-long.html
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kinziethings · 4 years
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REVIEW: Honeymoon Sweet by Allison Temple
REVIEW: #HoneymoonSweet by @allitemplebooks || #MMRomance #GayRomance #FakeHusbands #OutAndAboutSeries
The Official Description: Doug is a cheese pizza kind of guy. A honeymoon cruise around the Caribbean is the most adventurous thing he’s ever done. Going on that honeymoon alone is unthinkable, but here he is, with a luxury suite and a broken heart.
Tripp is a hopeless romantic. He’s in a sinking relationship that’s been taking on water for months. He’d throw in the towel if he had one, but he’s…
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