#he literally has frosted tips this man is not a threat to u my dude
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john b: I can't believe sarah is hanging out with topper and she didn't even tell him we're fakemarried! it's like, I know I was gone for a while but it's like we're not on the same page anymore! I'm so jealous I don't know what to do! I'm also in a constant conflict with her dad until one of us meets a tragic, brutal end at the hands of the other and that's kinda causing some interpersonal drama between us, because, you know, he's her dad and I'm her fakehusband and he tried to have me killed yesterday, so she's in a whole "lost between two worlds situation," u know? pretty crazy lol. but more importantly TOPPER-
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