#fake everything baby

[dozydawn]

#love this photo of a (fake?) museum worker fake hanging the fake final davinci #fake everything baby #leonardo da vinci #salvator mundi

[lomlompurim]

IM BACK WITH MORE WHITE LOTUS BINGHE JAPAN EDITION BC I LOVE HIM SO MUCH 💕🪷💚

and some other bunhe sketches to warm up and draw some more

The prettiest boy that ever existed, I want to bite him until he squeaks

#svsss #人渣反派自救系统 #bingqiu #luo binghe #svsss fanart #shen qingqiu #mxtx #heeey im alive sorry i was just busy and depressed #and broke but im working on all that #anyways enjoy the binghes pls i love him so much im using my brainrot about him ti fight my artblock #because he is everything to me #my baby my princess my shoujo girlie trapped in a stallion novel #using that brush to make it look more “anime” was hell btw #but i kinda want to make fake screenshots now #to cope

[elloras]

Ted Lasso: All Apologies

#ted lasso #tedlassoedit #ted lasso by episode #roy kent #<33333333 #keeley jones #rebecca welton #roy x keeley #roykeeley #phoebe kent #phoebe o'sullivan #* #shout out to drakkywolfe because talking about our baby roy headcanons helped me fully realize this: #when roy says football is 'who i am. it's all i am' he's not being dramatic he's not exaggerating he's saying it very literally #football was everything. everything -- his only hope and his future and also the thing that took him away from his family #but also let him support his family. apart from that he was just a kid from a working class family in south london which is still described #to this day as a scary place and he very likely was terrible at school and that little fake grass pitch was the only thing he had and #it was the only time his emotions were celebrated or even allowed and #it's not that he forgot who he was outside it he never knew #yeah. roy kent. that's all

[mosswoodgrove]

ITS PODZA TIME !!

#pizza tower #if i dont turn everything i like into some form of bug ill die #peppino common pill woodlouse for now if youhave a cooler isopod to suggest please do. and fake pep is just a sea slater lol #went w/ isopod because. roll into ball. fast as fuck boy #it FITS hes rolling through the tower at mach fucking speed #ball form is when u reach max speed #and 2 taunts. lol #also woodlice are just as anxious as he is. they spook so easily but are also just insane #from experience #look at them the wrong way and they scuttle away but once its feeding time its just a battlefield #girlie i promise you dont need to grab that food from the baby and kick it like a horse off the log. theres enough for both of you #slater boy taunt idea taken from bed/upo/lker a heem heem

[rosieaurora]

nick valentine is the most authentically kind video game character i’ve ever seen

#fallout 4 #nick valentine #i’m not even a third of the way into the game but i would die for him #the wasteland is cruel and he knows that better than anyone but he still does everything he can to help a stranger find their baby #i don’t know how to describe it but with anyone else it would’ve felt fake for them to care that much #but the writers gave it their all when it came to valentine #i don’t even want to romance him. i just want him around all the time

[ragdolly666]

anorexia is the only thing that comforts me and i cannot betray her ever again

#angela aberdeen #self h@rm #self mutalition #tw self destruction #tw self destructive behavior #anagirl #baby #girlblogging #rexiia #tw ana trigger #ana bllog #ana rant #fake everything #lucifer valentine

[sincerely-sofie]

Ark strikes me as the guy when starts crying when the baby says their first words but immediately has to hide it because: no. Tears bad. Even happy tears are bad. Pull yourself together!!

This is very much canonical. Ark has a complex about crying.

#He started to cry during a confrontation with Cresselia in the past and she told him to spare her the fake tears #she later felt awful for saying that to him but didn’t think it had affected him as much as Everything Else #Later on: #Cresselia hears that nobody’s seen Ark cry at one point #and she says ‘Excuse Me. I Must Go And Scream At The Sky Now.’ #Twig and Celebi resume their conversation and then hear distant shrieks of anguished regret after a couple minutes #shadow baby AU #sofie answers asks #pokemon mystery dungeon #pokémon mystery dungeon #pmd explorers #pmd sky #pmd eos #pmd #pmd2

[saturngalore]

stayed up to 11am developing details for my fake sim girl group and their instagram usernames 🙏🏾

#my sleep schedule is extremely fucked like it’s laughable #but i was really locked in on developing their basic info and how their ig user reflects their usernames even tho they’re so simple #im tired of my sims not having backstories like these are my ocs my babies and i barely know them! or i do know them and everything i know #about them is just in my head and not written down anywhere #anyways i had fun…im gonna keep working on their fake ig accounts #🪐 speaking

[grinchwrapsupreme]

being super normal about White calling Billy "a dreamer"after the events of Maybe No Go

#truly alarming amount of tags on this post don't click read more fr #the venture bros #pete white #bily quizboy #billy whalen #idk man the way they balance each other is really interesting #the things they agree on and disagree on are almost arbitrary #'you can't put mouthwash in a cookie' 'trust me' vs 'we should spend 10 mil on a motorcycle instead of housing' 'that's such a cool idea' #billy trying to pep white up about the ball #'this was your dream too' like come on dude when have pete's dreams ever worked out #when have yours #'what are we gonna do now billy?' 'we'll cross that bridge when we come to it' #baby the bridge has never been more present #ALSO white calling billy the dreamer when HE'S the one who pushes so hard for things #billy has dreams that might not be realistic but they give him hope and he works around the way the world works to make things happen #like being a self-taught surgeon and believing in a magic ball #pete has dreams IN SPITE of what is realistic and he will mold reality to be what he wants in order to make it happen #like fixing the quizshow and pretty much everything that happened in invisible hand of fate #and they both have disabilities that affect them in vastly different ways and impact their relationship with realistic goals #like billy's hydrocephalus being presented to the audience as mostly a social issue for him and the hand and eye being marks of trauma #rather than like an actual block for him beyond needing to tune the hand up every now and then #vs white's albinism making him physically unable to be in direct sunlight and making him actively fearful of doing certain things and #being certain places #to be clear i know the actual effects of hydrocephalus as well as the hand and eye but this is based on how the show presents it #like billy took these things about himself into account and went ok these are part of my reality and i will work with them #and pete took his reality and went ok i will cover it up with fake tan and wigs or sunscreen and hats and make reality what i want it to be #and that's what makes them a good team!! that's why they science together well #it's also why they argue so much #accepting reality and playing within its constraints vs hating reality and changing it to suit you #these are the hallmarks of scientific progress

[weepylucifer]

either way, my fucking brain ties itself into a knot when elysium seems to posit "in this fictional world fate and destiny are REAL [commentary: eww], the future is SET IN STONE and nothing can CHANGE it no matter WHAT" and then i ask, what is the shape of yon unchanging future then?, and it says, of all fucking things, "nihilism"

#nihilism? nihilism?? the ''fate and destiny are fake along with everything else'' ideology??? #as a wise man once said: this is either extremely profound or complete tripe. either way i'll go welcome the new year now #welcome baby new year! #posts by me

[blackandwhlteaesthetlc]

The way I don’t give a fuck about the kid stuff. Even if I turned off my brain to believe it for a split second, I would still be bored to tears by it all. I just want to shake Louis and whoever is in his ear telling him to keep using it as a talking point all these years later because genuinely? Who the fuck cares anymore?

Who. Cares.

#it’s so obviously pushed as a talking point #when on the surface the story is he had an oopsie baby with a gold digging trump supporter kardashian wannabe #that stopped being scandalous years ago #and I only mention it because Louis and his team want us to know they ✨see everything✨ #then dude #get a fucking clue and shelve the topic because on top of being ridiculously fake #it’s the dullest fucking topic imaginable #I’d be more interested in him listing the ingredients on the back of a Red Bull can since he wants to keep talking about vodka rbs too 🙄 #ok #that’s me just venting into the void #moving on #bg

[handsome-edvard]

Confession:

When I tell you if they hadn’t humbled and radicalized this stubborn man the way they did over two seasons I would not love him. Crosshair fr kinda ugly ??😭 he was fine when he had hair in season one, we love a silver fox ok, but so thin omg. He seems kinda beefier a lil bit now but a bald ass bitch with that mangled scar and I’m-?? Chile personality/character > looks any DAY because whew this one 😮‍💨

Sometimes the Me I was before I got into this show looks at the Me I am now like bitch is this your man?? 🤨 THIS??

😭 girl why you couldn’t fall for handsome sergeant Hunterrrr you fuck, or stromg Polynesian man Wrecker or Information Technology BadBatch who low key looks like Jude Law 😭

Omf I take it all back he’s just so pretty??? I’m crying??

What even is this post?? I’m losing it 😭 it’s so unhinged and word vomity

#this post is a joke lmao unless?? #I love my baby but sometimes I look at him like damn boy you are NOT cute #but he was cute when he was teamworking with omega so he’s still babe #I also fell for Crosshair because he’s just like one of my favorite OCs and again the way he got humbled was so like omfg #it made me realize someone needs to humble my OC like that at SOME POINT so he can take several seats #lmao I’m not tagging this in any other way so the fandom don’t come for me 🫣 fake ass crosshair girlie I am #I still love him your honor I just 🫠 why he look like that! #you know what I take everything back 😭😭😭 #he’s beautiful and pathetically sad and I WILL love him and feed him soup #*slowly goes insane*

[queerbuckleys]

if wanted to know i’m just screaming aotglb lyrics @singlethread rn

#CAUSE LIKE #WHEN I THINK ABOUT THE MAKE UP FAKE LOVE OUTBON THE TOWN #LEAVE WITHOUT SAYIN GOODBYE AND JUST KNOW THAT ITS EVERYTHING THST MADE ME MOWNI CALL YOU BABY #ALL OF THE GIRLS YOU LOVED BEFORE MADE YOUNTHE ONE IVE FALLEN FOR #EVERY DEAD END STREET LED YOU STRAIGHT TO ME NOWNYOURE ALL I NEED #ALL OF THE GIRLS YOU LOVED BEFORE BUT I LOVE YOU MORE

[animebltches]

write your characters so good that when they suddenly do one minuscule thing different or out of character your readers are immediately on high alert because THERE IS NO WAY HUA CHENG WOULD EVER TELL XIE LIAN “i don’t know”. he would not fucking say that your honour. that’s an imposter.

#bruh! i need xie lian to check on his red string. i need him to figure out that it’s not hua cheng faster than this! i don’t want him to get #hurt i will literally cry. and real hua cheng would absolutely just decimate everything. #okay wait maybe i do want to see this. but i don’t want fake hua cheng to be the reason xie ian gets hurt. cause it would hurt to have hua #cheng be the reason xie lian gets hurt. even if it is a fake one. shut up i’m so scared for my baby! #(when i say shut up i’m talking to me. please never think i’m telling anyone reading this to shut up) #ciara reads hob #heaven officials blessing #tian guan ci fu

[kinnporschelover]

I just can't get over this.

It's Porsche's first love.

And, Kinn's first true love.

Knowing how love deprived both of them are I'm super happy to see them totally crazy in love.

From sweet kisses to hot ones, from loving moments to sexy ones, hand holding, Porsche feeding him to clicking pictures and ending the adorable date with underwater kiss. It was freaking awesome. 😉😘

Kinn even went to pray with Porsche without debating if it's silly or anything. 🙈

#kinnporsche #kinnporsche the series #apo nattawin #mile phakphum #mileapo #my otp #my babies happy in love is everything to me #i have a feeling when things go downhill I'll be coming back to this episode to cry hard #their love is everything i was waiting for #with tawan showing up i needed to remind myself kinn loves Porche truly cuz the last one was fake #even though he loved Tawan he didn't recieve the same affection so it was one sided and brutal

[female-malice]

Gen-Z... read a parenting book challenge

#if you all wanna have babies at 20 please read a book #not everything a kid does is a funny viral moment #if you laugh when your three year old hits you... she's going to grow up to hit her friends #you need to make a big dramatic show of how hurt you are when your 3 year old hits you. fake cry even. go 'owwwieeee owwch ouch' #like this is basic pavlov stuff. this is how people train kittens and puppies to not bite humans #like... please at least apply basic logic to raising a child