#fail women

[cheesecakemermaid1048]

Coffee Candy is gonna be the best fail woman.

EDIT:

And she is.

After learning more about her,she is also a girlboss too.

#Cheese talks #fail women #we stan fail women #cookie run #cookie run ovenbreak #coffee candy cookie #someone had to say it #crob #She isnt what I expected at first but I still love her

[noperopesaredope]

I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.

Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.

#eleanor shellstrop #you know i was thinking about how we hold female characters to such high standards #and severely criticize bitchy female characters while praising asshole male characters #and then i remembered eleanor and realized that she is the perfect example of how to write an asshole woman that the audience likes #the worse she is the more i'm drawn to her (and honestly same for tahani) #we need more cringe-fail women who nobody likes (for good reason) #the good place #female characters #writing women #girl failure #girl loser #she's so mean #i love her #my favorite #fucking asshole #iconic #the good place eleanor #tgp #tgp eleanor #kristen bell

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

Wow, this "gender free" fashion brand sure doesn't have any AMAB models.

#If you can't put someone with a beard in one of your skirts you have failed as a queer brand #My punishment for dkbefafely clicking on an ad #OK I did find exactly one in the infographic about their big and tall coveralls #But they weren't in the actual product listings for the products. #Fashion #Queer fashion #Nonbinary #Women and femmes #Genderqueer #And I do mean AMAB. I didn't see any trans women either #post o' mine

[nicollekidman]

#everything from hot wheels to uno #i actually hate when women have fun. #rooting for women to fail with this one

[tiffanyachings]

what i love about the queer women rep in tlt is that so much of it is just like. gideon reading her titty magazines but getting zero action. ianthe trying to kiss harrow and getting rejected. harrow begging a hallucination of a corpse to have sex with her and getting rejected. marta turning down judith, judith turning down corona, corona unsuccessfully flirting with camilla. nona's one-sided attraction to corona and camilla. camilla’s third-wheeling (x3) and plain lack of interest in getting it on with anyone. gideon and ianthe fighting over harrow when they’re both losing out to a frozen ice bimbo. ‘but she never gave you anything. you never got anywhere.’ ‘did you???’ << honestly sums it up.

#i want to see women FAIL. i want them to be visibly queer outside of a relationship #the locked tomb

[chloesimaginationthings]

Micheal feeling comfortable enough around Vanessa to show her his scars:

Then Vanny struggling to not make every single interaction with Mike awkward or stressful:

It’s so funny their interactions are totally the opposite

#ask reply #Michael happy to see his other universe sister and tears up in front of her #meanwhile Vanny is struggling to even have Michael not look disappointed around her #The Vanessa’s being opposites is honestly such a good bit #I love drawing them together and reacting to things differently #They are both fail women but in different directions #Vanny will (probably) eventually get Michael to warm up to her #someday I believe in her 🙏🏾

[qqueenofhades]

The number of white, ostensibly liberal male political pundits insisting that elections in the Biden/post-Dobbs era are just Completely Unpredictable and Wild sure is something, huh.

#hilary for ts #politics for ts #here let me clear it up for you: women like bodily autonomy #they will vote for it and associates candidates and measures in large numbers #if your only exposure to political realities is through politico the nyt and the aforementioned polls #and you confidently predict a Red Wave every time #which ~somehow fails~ to materialize #then sure it’s baffling i guess #otherwise really not so much

[ghastlybirdie]

John Price is, of course, the husband that has a special whistle just for you

Did he lose you in a store or needs to get your attention? He whistles in the way meant for only you

Only needs to do it once till you’re bounding the corner seconds later and going straight to him, no detours, smiling at him just the way he likes

It’s worked on day one and knew from then that you were his

#sunny writes #my parents are like this #and my step dad always whistles for my mom #and she never fails to respond with a ‘voy’ and bee lines for him #I find it very cute #it’s also funny when a bunch of women pick their heads up like prairie dogs looking around for their husbands #john price #cod captain price #captain john price #john price x reader #john price x you

[swan2swan]

Yasammy: Reunited

#jurassic world: chaos theory #jurassic world #chaos theory #jwct #jw:ct #yasammy #sammy gutierrez #yasmina fadoula #i just... #can we appreciate this? #I was there for the Korrasami handhold #life-changing #breathtaking #history #this? #they not only put two women kissing into the Jurassic franchise #but they had them FAIL at kissing #they hug twice #they have a hesitant moment #they run the FREAKING GAUNTLET #on an animated children's cartoon #and a huge shout-out to Korra and She-Ra #for helping to pave this ground #and to steven universe #but this is JURASSIC PARK #this is the legacy #it's perfection

[werecreature-addicted]

a woman told me "Pretty thing like you shouldn't have to do hard work," when I tried and failed to get a heavy box I was trying to donate out of my car and hmmmmm if I don't get fucked in the next two seconds I'm going to explode.

#I'm failing upwards bay-be #i've charmed her with my weak arms and pretty face #now we will make sweet love in the donation drive through of this goodwill #and I will surely die in the process #but what a way to go #I also think she was making fun of me #but hey that won't stop me #i'm so into women

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Results from the ‘Who is the tallest MDZS Character poll! Thank you all for voting!

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #nie mingjue #lan wunian #lan xichen #lan wangij #poll #Thank you all for showing up with your whimsy! I saw so many funny tags and messages! What a blast it has been!!! #Nie Mingjue was the distractor answer - word of god *does* say he's the tallest but...he *was* dismembered and beheaded. #It's still a grey area though! This was all for fun after all B*) #Jin Ling uses his hair as a little lasso. Good for night hunting and asserting dominance! #Not the tallest due to his hair gel getting stuck on his hands and reducing the height of his throw during the judging. #And yes- Poorly Drawn Jin Ling is ~4cm tall. Grab you rulers out an visualize that <3 My Friday Treat for you all. #Real feminism is the fact that all the men who won did so by technically cheating and the woman (horse) did it the honest way. #Real feminism is being a horse. Everyone better start getting on that. New Year's resolution. Horse time. #My apologies to the Jin Zixuan likers (lowest votes): He's a bit of a fail wife but that's okay. #I like to imagine that It's the ghost of JYL committing voter fraud to give him pity votes. #(It is still voter fraud if a ghost votes right? Has anyone looked into the legality of ghost voting?) #Much to think about....Hey speaking of the ghosts of women: See you all tomorrow for the new poll!

[pjharvey]

fucking insaaane that staff deleted charlottan literally just a normal trans woman with a funny textpost blog and then they turn around like oh we are the queerest website on the intanetz ^_^ give us money u smol beans ^_^

[ottosbigtop]

Wolf dump wolf dump

#Wolf 359 #wolf 359 fanart #alexander hilbert #isabel lovelace #doug eiffel #wolf 359 hera #renee minkowski #warren kepler #daniel jacobi #art :0] #Maxwell is the only one that isn’t here I have failed women….. #Long post #eiffera

[applesartt]

On the farm

#IM TRYING TO DRAW BUFF WOMEN!! #ITS FAILING BUT IDC #apples artt #my little pony #mlp #applejack #my little pony fim #rainbow dash #appledash #awooooooga #I love them #don’t look at it for too long

[hiemaldesirae]

which way vintage woman /ref

#🌗 art tag #radiostatic #fem alastor #fem vox #hazbin alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #vox hazbin hotel #hazbin vox #okay im def failing but like. women #i need someone to yell at me to work instead of fucking round

[majorpepperidge]

Listen, he's French. They love their ladies.

#Cheri Art #Dead Cells #The Beheaded #The Collector #beheaded wants to come back from a failed run and immediately be coddled and comforted by several women at once #is that so much to ask for one homunculus???