#every blorbo ever

[kyo-kitai-san]

yes, i think i could fix him, but not in the lovey dovey ‘he’ll change for me!’ way. its more of a ‘i could chain him to a radiator in my basement and give him stockholm syndrome so he behaves himself’ kind of way. y’know?

#.txt post #naoya zenin #every blorbo ever #really. just insert whoever you want in here in the tags. go nuts #whump #ig? #ashamedly this is actually about valentino hazbin hotel #but ignore that. don’t look at me

[blue--ingenue]

a decade of characterization summarized in one screenshot

#loki #loki season two #tom hiddelson #this is every blorbo ever

[barry2018-2023]

his guilt complex and crying fits compel me

#this is about every blorbo I've ever had

[scintillatingshortgirl19]

you know constantly getting this attached to fictional men while not actually being into men is sort of hard to explain sometimes because it's like. yes I love him. yes i could stare at his face for hours on end. yes i end up spending the time he's not onscreen just waiting for him to come back, often at the expense of being less engaged in the rest of the story. yes i am obsessed with him to an arguably unhinged degree. but you must understand i am obsessed with him in the same way i'd be obsessed with a little lost kitten i found on the side of the road after taking it in and feeding it and giving it a much-needed bath. he's like a bedraggled stray cat to me

#jamie tartt #barry berkman #noho hank #crowley #loki #god there are so many...basically every male blorbo I've had ever #ted lasso #barry hbo #good omens

[apollos-boyfriend]

very self indulgent doodle of a federation!jordan+crumb concept…… jordan is one of the engineers responsible for the census bureau bots’ upkeep and honestly i think crumb just Showed Up one day and they didn’t bother to fire it. who are they to turn down a perfectly good employee

#icarus speaks #icarus draws #before anyone asks. crumb is wearing goggles bc it takes lab safety Veey Seriously #meanwhile i fully believe jordan would show up in opened toed shoes. #honestly i’m in love w this piece….. i might fully render it at some point #sorry i have to insert my blorbos into every piece of media ever. it will happen again

[hoofpeet]

perpetually suffering the tortures lately

#don't ever make a very complex/esoteric story based around a pre-existing fandom .worst mistake of my life #<-(the tortures) #half joking but the autism has been extremely agonizing lately in almost every way imaginable #.mostly just in the typical way of. it being impossible to believe i can actually be welcomed in any sort of fandom/community #and feeling horribly embarrassed about continuously pushing my posts into tags where people are trying to enjoy themselves #so. been spending the last month or so trying to beat my brain out of being hyperfixated on the blorbos to the point of embarrassment #<--putting this here mostly as an apology/explanation ig for not posting much lately . #trying to exile myself from the fandom + in general. it has been hard to do literally anything but lay in bed all day #also as well as just like. summer sensory hell + sadd moments #ough . the tortures

[shannonsketches]

Why is the anime so weird, it's not even the same series dude?? It's like,

Anime:

GOKU: I have a great idea to bring peace to the universe, and my leadership and compassion alone will unite us all. I have No Flaws and am A True Relatable Everyman :)

VEGETA: NO! I AM THE BEST AND I WILL CAUSE PROBLEMS UNTIL I AM RECOGNIZED AS SUCH!!!!

Manga:

GOKU: Vegeta what's cornmeal made of? I know it's what the corn eats, but what's it made of? VEGETA: Hey Kakarot let's play the quiet game until one of us dies.

#silly hours #I do not understand this writing it's so bad aklsdlkasjd #Toei wants Goku to be Clark Kent SO bad and he SO isn't lmao #they're so good and dumb and rounded and complex in the manga what is the anime so afraid of #Toriyama said 'no no this man is a detached faux-immortal who has a dear pure heart but he's childlike and selfish even though he's kind' #and toei went 'got it goku's never done anything wrong ever in his life' #toriyama said 'Vegeta's gone through a lot and he's finally settling into his more mature leadership role with the confidence he's earned' #and toei said 'got it vegeta has the confidence of a high school bully except now he can interact with his family as a comedy bit' #girl hWHAT #Toei trying to group Goku and Vegeta as two people who would rather train than be with their families and Toriyama said NO Vegeta wants #to be HOME this is the first time in years that he's HAD ONE and it makes him HAPPY to be with his wife and children!! #Vegeta trains so that he can protect the things he doesn't want to lose again and Goku trains because it's the thing that makes him happies #They are NOT the same lmao And yeah Vegeta still wants to beat Goku but he also knows that Gohan could dogwalk both of them if he wanted #He also knows Trunks and Goten are going to surpass them it's not about being the best anymore he's past that he just wants to Not Need Gok #He just doesn't want to have to rely on Goku to save the day he wants to be Enough on his own he just wants to know he can be #because every time it's mattered he WASN'T and people he loved were lost to his inability to protect them and he carries that #Like Whis diagnosed him with anxiety and cptsd out in the open and Beerus said he was self-centered for feeling guilt #+ he lowkey enjoys the rivalry it keeps him goal-oriented so he can't get complacent and lazy which is what triggered his Buu Saga breakdow #realized how Fucked Up it was that having a home and loving family made him feel like he was failing and went 'wait no I won actually??' #now he's chill as fuck in the manga. cool confident leader. #and sometimes he is childish and dumb with Goku as a treat #you know what rocks about his rivalry with Goku in Super though is that it's Playful. Vegeta is learning how to Play. #You ever seen a shelter dog get introduced to a really playful dog and it takes a minute for the shelter dog to understand it's safe here #And then they're both running around the backyard playing hot potato with one braincell?? That's Goku and Vegeta's relationship #and the way the anime sleeps on that dynamic is so fucking criminal especially when it's literally canon it's in print it's out there #you had the playbook how'd you fumble it this bad #anyway that's my 25+ year blorbo thoughts I love Geets a lot okay #And I love Goku in the manga a lot I'd forgotten that he's actually a great character when Toei's not fucking up his whole vibe

[nostalgia-tblr]

"are people not into that?" i ask, after posting my weird niche shit to the internet, despite knowing it to be weird niche shit.

#jsyk sylkius or anything adjacent to it does not “Do Numbers” in any way and i observed this some time ago #i assume that's the “rival ships” element at work but who knows really #that sort of thing is like femslash in that everyone approves of it but nobody actually reads or writes it #but who would have thought sylvie beating loki with a stick would not bring in droves of readers???! shocking twist there! #& i don't consider sifki a rarepair but my rarepair standards are VERY strict like if there's >5 fics a pairing is basically mainstream #chasing popularity would annoy me though & i just don't have the mental spoons to try writing stuff i wouldn't personally read #yeah i *could* put my blorbos to work in a coffee shop but what cost to my own enjoyment levels? AT WHAT COST FANGELA??? #you can't please everyone so you may as well just please yourself and if anyone else likes it you've found some fellow freaks so yay #i don't mean please yourself in a wanking sense. though feel free to do that too it probably counts as a cardio workout idk. #BUT ANYWAY #fic related #ps i am v glad there's the “warning: loki” tag because i think/hope it acts as a filter for 'he did nothing wrong in his life ever' types #who are Valid & etc obviously but i write my morally grey characters to be morally grey and the tag might help avoid conflict #though tbh i write almost every character to be morally grey in some way so i can't claim to have left my comfort zone here #(i'm not joking when i say the 1987-89 run of Dr Who shaped my entire future fannish life from a young and apparently v impressionable age)

[plasma-packin-mama]

I did the meme

#its Abbey from Monster High with Arcade #YKNOW I WAS GONNA MAKE A JOKE ABOUT COLLECTING DOLLS BEING CRINGE BUT ACTUALLY FUCK OFF THIS IS A VIDEO GAME BLOG #WE'RE ALREADY IN THE CRINGE DIMENSION. #smfh. #anyway these are my blorbos. i could've done a lot of other characters with arcade but ive been working on doll customs a lot lately #so u get abbey #runners up are Elliott from stardew. karlach my wife karlach. uhhh.... what else do i like..... #im doing that thing where i forget every media ive ever consumed #im just gonna give up bc i have an appointment to go to #hope you all enjoyed catching up w me here. bye

[i-like-media]

Beware the blorbo rabbit hole

#doctor who #blorbo template #blorbo #fandom #meme #meme template #I haven't felt this with any character more than the doctor. it's insane #like every doctor has SOMETHING 'quirky' I've been doing since the dawn of time before I watched them and it gets me every time #and it kept getting WORSE #oh the 10th doctor wears converse regardless of whether or not it's appropriate. relatable lol. oh he infodumps oh lol same. #oh 11 has hand flops. same king. oh and wears ties. me too. oh he behaves oddly me too. #oh 13 likes wearing rainbows same here. and the doctor never opens up to anyone. me too #and then classic who..... #oh he carries a plushie around. oh he's generally not well put together. his exact movements are like looking in a mirror. #he has insanely random junk in his pockets. he's happily a third wheel in a friend's romantic relationship. he has a favourite marble #he is proudly childish and thrives on acting silly #the list goes on. it's the first time I've ever felt I should get into this whole kin 'list' concept because of how eerie it started to bcm #ramble ramble ramblel

[goodtimeswithgrian]

easter gregg

#mom wanted me to draw something on eggs. blorbo time #i don't even know how easter works btw. i only paint the eggs every year bc my mom asks me to do it #grian #i guESS #have a main tag. enjoy. #also jajo means egg. in case anyone was curious #this is the shittiest pisanka ive ever done. and i do very shitty ones every year

[raveartts]

he's got that scenie haircut 😭

#raveartts #hazbin hotel #alastor #serial killers need either a bob or an undercut #alastor's out here slaying with both #with a scene fringe to be special #i'm determined to ruin every murder blorbo through my art #so next up #alastor in a ballgown 😈 #every man must have a pretty dress and that's my philosophy #are they truly my blorbo if i don't draw them in a dress? #....why is alastor so easy to draw #like he's still a human(oid) character. which is where i struggle #but he's so fucking easy #cutthroat could you please ever be easy i love you but you are a nightmare to draw 😭😭😭

[dokidokidraws]

fuck you *takes characters from an emotionally devastating piece of media and puts them in a fluffy happy au*

#i just finished omori and I Am Coping #but this also applies to like. every even vaguely sad piece of media ive ever consumed #i will protect my blorbos from canon and no one can stop me #omori #banana fish #to your eternity #toilet bound hanako kun #danganronpa #genshin impact #<- genshin isnt that sad overall but some characters..... kazuha my little meow meow its ok im putting u in a tomo lives au <3 #your turn to die

[lady-phasma]

He's going to walk into that room where I'm waiting, take off that belt, hit me with the buckle end, and tell me I deserve it. And then I cum.

Thank you Trixie Mattel

#i feel attacked #why is this so accurate #trixie mattel #literally every blorbo I have ever had

[ao3commentoftheday]

I just remembered that when the Morbius memes first started, I was unaware of the film and just thought the name was a Blorbo-fied version of Morpheus and upon reflection I now find myself hilarious.

#just imagining every blorbo ive ever had #with a random B in place of a consonant somewhere in their name #my otp is fibzsibbons #i write a lot of Boki these days #my first blorbo? definitely Anne Shirbey

[bugsbenefit]

cannot begin to explain how badly i was just jumpscared by finn wolfhard on the living room tv, questionable german dub and all, with some interview for his new ghostbusters movie that's coming out tomorrow apparently, i was literally just watching a movie with my parents. i know the man has a career or whatever but people from my tumblr gifs should not be allowed to show up during prime time commercials, this is an even worse colliding of worlds than when my local radio jockey started fangirling about joe keery and interrupted a hit count down to play his music

#living in a non english speaking country it's so jarring whenever international celebrity culture leaks through when i'm offline #bc there's only small local celebrities to meet on the streets #and unless you're watching a celebrity gossip show you're not seeing interviews with bigger celebs #this is the first time i've Ever seen a bts interview with an actor as a promo commercial but okay go off ig good for him #extreme jumpscare though #this is like seeing your teacher at the store but it's guy who plays blorbo form the shows on the family tv #(also the joe keery jockey is still going on about him. keeps gushing about him too. he's playing him every other day alkdfjlakjfd)