#ever after high incorrect quotes

[direwolfrules]

Ever After High as Glee Quotes

Milton Grimm at Legacy Day Practice: “We’re dealing with children; they need to be terrified. It’s like mother’s milk to them — without it, their bones won’t grow properly.”

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Milton Grimm: “There’s only one person in the world who can tell you what you are.”

Raven: “Me?”

Milton Grimm: “No, me, Milton Grimm.”

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Daring in Epic Winter: “I’m like Tinkerbell Rosabella! I need applause to live!”

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Apple: “When my mom applied to college, she put being popular as her main extracurricular activity.”

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Coach Gingerbreadman: “You make this, and you die a legend.”

Dexter: “Can I pee first?”

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Dexter, about following destiny or rebelling: “I’m torn.”

Darling: “I’m not.”

Daring, who wasn’t paying attention: “I’m Daring.”

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Maddie during the student council elections: “A vote for Maddie is a vote for root beer water fountains and robot teachers!”

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Maddie: “All hair gel has been banned from the prom.”

Daring: “Ha, right.”

Maddie: “I'm actually not joking. Hair gel wasn't invented until nearly 30 million years after the Paleolithic Stone Age and, frankly, I don't like the way you look.”

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Faybelle: “Just because I hate everyone doesn’t mean they have to hate me too.”

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[keepingeahalive]

Daring: We’ll let fate decide. Darling, call it! Heads or tails!

Daring: <tosses coin>

Darling: <catches coin, squeezes, drops the folded coin on table>

Daring: Oh my God! Did you just bend my quarter in half-?!

Darling: Fate’s a witch! You make the choice. <leaves>

Dexter: Wow! Just so you know, I would never bend your money.

Daring: Yeah, cuz you can’t.

Dexter: Correct. I cannot.

Daring: No one can. How did she do that?!

#eah #ever after high #ever after high incorrect quotes #daring charming #eah daring #darling charming #eah darling #dexter charming #eah dexter #charming siblings

[lindacreations]

Apple: Am I going to far?

The Evil Queen: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you’re going to prison. 

#ever after high #eah #incorrect quotes #source: I think its the amazing world of gumball but I could be wrong #ever after high incorrect quotes #eah incorrect quotes #apple white #the evil queen #mira shards #apple white incorrect quotes #the evil queen shortly after Apple released her

[rebelcharmings]

Lizzie, showing up to croquet practice: Where is everyone?

Briar: They quit.

Lizzie: What? You're not serious.

Briar: They all think what you did was pretty out of order, Lizzie.

Lizzie: I see.

Briar: And that you're a bit ruthless.

Lizzie: OK.

Briar: And cold.

Lizzie: Right.

Briar: And nobody really has any respect for you.

Lizzie: Yes, alright, thank you!

#ever after high #eah #lizzie hearts #briar beauty #eah derry girls #eah incorrect quotes #ever after high incorrect quotes #incorrect eah

[incorrecteverafterhigh]

Raven: Did you have to stab him?

Duchess: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what he said to me.

Raven: What did he say?

Duchess: “What are you gonna do, stab me?”

Raven:

Maddie, nodding: That’s fair.

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[certaingoateeavenue]

Chase: *running to Darling with open arms*

Darling: *moves out of the way*

Chase: Hey, why'd you move?!

Darling: *shrugs* I thought you were going to attack me.

Chase: I was going to hug you!

Darling: Why would you hug me?

Chase: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU?!!

#ever after high #ever after high incorrect quotes #eah #darling charming #the charming siblings have a lotta issues #chase redford

[samskaterguy]

Apple: My straight or bisexual friends will send my the pictures of the..um..not very visually appealing men I have ever seen in my life and be like "thoughts?" And prayers girl. I don't know what you want.

Raven: This is about Dexter isn't it?

Apple: No......yes.

#apple white #raven queen #dexter charming #ever after high #eah #ever after high incorrect quotes #eah incorrect quotes #dexvan #raven queen x dexter charming #raven x dexter #dexter charming x raven queen

[amberpriceenthusiast]

Bunny: Faybelleeee I don’t think alistair likes me back :(

Faybelle: He’s literally in love with you stop fucking talking to me

#we don’t talk abt them being roommates enough #ever after high incorrect quotes #ever after high #eah #bunny blanc #alistair wonderland #faybelle thorn #bunnistair

[ekapaige]

From ao3 titled EAH Incorrect Quotes

Holly writes fanfics you can't convince me otherwise. She stays up to 2 am to read and write fanfics and Poppy is constantly mad about it and this headcannon lives rent free in my head

#ever after high #eah #eah ohair twin's #poppy o'hair #holly o'hair #ever after high incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

[deadpearls]

eah as tweets 1/???

inspired by rebelcharmings :)

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[froggywentaprincin]

#eah incorrect quotes #eah #hopper croakington ii #ever after high #eah hopper #dexter charming #eah dexter charming #daring charming #eah daring charming #eah Humphrey dumpty #Humphrey dumpty #alistair wonderland #Eah Alistair wonderland #eah hunter huntsman #hunter huntsman #Eah Badwolf #eah sparrow hood #sparrow hood #chase redford #Eah chase Redford

[direwolfrules]

Snow White: “You loathsome villain!”

Evil Queen: “I may be a villain but at least I’m not a capitalist. Which one of us is the real evil here Snow?”

#eah #ever after high #ever after high incorrect quotes #eah snow white #eah evil queen

[keepingeahalive]

Raven: Faybelle could get away with murder if she wanted!!

Baba Yaga: What’s this? Faybelle got away with murder? I can’t say I approve, but at least she’s trying new things.

#eah #ever after high #eah incorrect quotes #ever after high incorrect quotes #raven queen #eah raven #eah faybelle #faybelle thorn

[lindacreations]

Apple: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword

Darling: That’s why I carry two swords. 

#apple white #darling charming #dappling #darling x apple #ever after high #eah #ever after high incorrect quotes #source: ??? #apple white incorrect quotes #darling charming incorrect quotes #It's true she always has at least two swords at any given time #eah incorrect quotes

[rebelcharmings]

raven’s road to getting tailor quick (taylor swift) EveRAfterS (eras) tour tickets: a mini twitter series

thankfully apple managed to ask tailor quick for one more ticket so now she, raven And dexter are going☺️and so apple is forced to thirdwheel for 3 hours. she managed to have fun tho even without darling!🥰

inspired by my post here and some of my own thoughts as a fellow swiftie who didn’t get tickets at first but now i do!!!

and here is part 1 of my fake tweets au !!

#also it’s fine if u agree with sparrow i just thought it would be funny to make raven a toxic swiftie HAHAH #ever after high #eah #eah fake tweets #ever after high fake tweets #rebelcharmings fake tweets #eah incorrect quotes #raven queen #apple white #dexter charming #darling charming #daring charming #both dexter and darling telling their older brother to die??? more likely than u think #c.a cupid #sorry i love cupid i just thought this would be funny #tailor quick #taylor swift #eras tour #eah tailor quick #dappling #eah taylor swift

[incorrecteverafterhigh]

Ramona: I’ve invited you into the woods because I crave the most dangerous game.

Maddie, nodding: Knife Monopoly.

Ramona:

Ramona: I was actually gonna hunt you for sport, but now I’m interested in whatever the fuck Knife Monopoly is.

#eah #ever after high #ever after high incorrect quotes #incorrect ever after high #incorrect ever after high quotes #incorrect quotes #eah memes #ever after high memes #source: unknown #ramona badwolf #madeline hatter #maddie hatter