#even the fucking name is gross

[bookiewhosekookie]

I just read the best fic ever so naturally I look at the author's page, y'know to see if there's anything else good, and surprisingly they've written fics in three other fandoms I like, I'm so excited. One of these fandoms is supernatural, no surprise there, I mean who on Tumblr doesn't like supernatural. Anyways I'm thinking I've hit a gold mine, so I click. ALL OF IT IS THE VILEST, GORY, WINCEST FICS YOU HAVE EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE, OH MY FUCKING GODDDDD.

I am both devasted and disgusted, it's like my own personal hell. God damn it wincest strikes again.

#ao3 #fanfic #supernatural #i hate wincest #even the fucking name is gross #wincest anti #im devastated

[feline-evil]

Dick or no dick confirmation Pickles was always going to be trans to me anyways; if he's swingin' somethin that's phallo babes, if he's not then his t-dick fat. What's not to get.

#metalocalypse #jay talkin #I'm sorry they wrote that awful gross little man far too likeable and relatable to on a trans level #for me not to hoot and holler and cheer for the trans pickles agenda #changes nothing about his character arc or any of the show anyone is capable of being the kind of person he is #don't make the mistake of thinking thats exclusive to cis men #his transness wouldnt change that #only adds on an extra layer to him that i think works fantastically. #Listen that dude was rejected by his family driven to drink and drugs young to escape that ran away to be in a band #is called fucking Pickles of all things and refuses to tell anyone his real last name; #over the span of four seasons and two movies he slowly starts to learn to be for others what he never had #he becomes more caring more supportive #it's not a stretch to say he undoes some of the toxic masculinity he's been keeping himself shielded behind #and learns how to be a kinder man. #all of which have no contradictions with him being trans! #In fact it doesn't take much extra thought to find ways a lot of this can line up with some trans masculine experiences #i mean. Did no one else have a younger phase where they swung as far as they could into crass rude and uncaring ways #to try and assert their masculinity only to grow and realise that you can be a man and be more caring. #Did no one else have father issues. 1 800 come on now i know those are both shared experiences a lot of us have had LOL. #at the end of the day this show aired nearly 20 years ago and is finished. we're not getting more of it #so nothing is altered nor changed if pickles is canonically trans or not ok. its fine #i mean hell i dont even need canon confirmation hes trans to me and thats all i care abt #but i think if yr getting suuuuuper weird abt needing him not to be canonically trans you have some issues #and bio essentialist ideals of gender if you think only a cis man can act like he does #again. anyone can be like that. its not exclusive. him being trans would not change him in any way shape or form lol #AND ALSO GODDDUUUGH for once i love getting to see a guy pushing 50 whos depicted as trans #do you have any idea how dire and barren it is out here. we never get to see a trans guy older than 30 and whos not a pristine model #I WANT MORE OLD SHLUBBY SHITHEAD TRANS GUYS IN MEDIA

[transinniter]

for fucks sake

#god this is not about me i know i feel so so horrible for alice #having to watch him be successful for years knowing what he was like #i. god #this is like #i can’t even process how horrible like #i just feel so disgusted like on a new level . i have so much fucking stuff of him #it just feels so so gross i looked up to . a rapist. for that long #and that part of my brain still hasn’t processed this is reality like thats actually the same person #also . well i wasnt planning on saying this on the internet but my birth name is alice which makes this just another layer of. god #<- sorry i dont want to make it about myself just ignore this rant

[milf-harrington]

its so fucking disheartening realising that no one actually sees me as a guy, they just pretend to - and yeah its great being called theo but its less great being lumped in as one of the girls in the same breath

#i dont mind being the only non-girl invited to something (like my sisters hens for example) bc that just feels like a Gay thing yknow #but when the invite is 'hey girls' its kind of hard to consider that you see me as anything else #and i think the worst part - and this is probably the part of me that lacks self respect - is that i get it. #i have long hair i dress 'fem' and the only steps ive managed to take in my transition are wearing a binder and going by a different name. #so sure. but its still gutting and makes me feel fucking /gross/ makes my stomach hurt and my skin crawl #because like. theyll call me theo and a brother and an uncle and a son but?? do they even mean it?? #do they actually believe what theyre saying or is everyone just going along with it because they dont want to look like assholes? #i almost prefer my uncle whos at least UPFRONT about not understanding it #like at least hes honest at least when he calls me a girl i expect it #i just wanna curl up w my nephew and read bc at least he doesnt even understand gender yet #to him i AM just his uncle and thats all he cares about #captain speaks

[batsarebetterthanpeople]

You know after thinking about it I think my main problem with Izzy stans once you get past the obvious one, which is the way that they are racist to Ed, (Clearly my main problem but not the problem I’m here to talk about) is that they don’t even like Izzy. They like Ed, and they like Black Pete, and they like Calico Jack, but they can’t admit that they like those characters for some reason? (you know why they can’t admit that they like Ed and Black Pete)

Like the ways Ed’s back story gets cannibalized for Izzy in a lot of fics and the way people will swap Izzy and Ed’s personalities is well trod territory. Ed is treated as enjoying violence and having a toxic masculinity problem and Izzy is treated like someone who’s trying desperately to make his working relationship with Ed beneficial when in the show those rolls are switched. You’ve heard this meta before. I just made a whole post about the way that Jack’s roll in Ed’s backstory (i.e. like 90% of the reason he exists as a character) gets ignored in favor of giving that roll to Izzy. And don’t even get me started on Black Pete. Both Izzy and Black Pete struggle with toxic masculinity, are obsessed with Blackbeard, and desperately wants to be in a leadership roll and aren’t very good at it. But so far at least Black Pete is the one undergoing the redemption arc and getting better, and Izzy is the one getting worse. I see people wanting a relationship with Lucius to redeem him and I’m like girl you have that. That’s Black Pete. Like Black Pete chose to get better and he’s still working on it but when he realized that Blackbeard wasn’t who he thought he was he minded his business and he went from complaining about sewing being womens work and worrying about what Blackbeard’s crew would do in episode one to learning through his relationship with Lucius to be sweet and vulnerable. And while Izzy in canon is attracted to Lucius i guarantee you that Lucius will not be playing that roll in his narrative, because it’s the roll he plays for Black Pete. That’s not to say that Lucius fixed him, but they will give Lupete’s dynamic to Izzy for no fucking reason.

So I’m gonna do something I don’t usually do and that’s defend Izzy here. If you’re gonna like Izzy there are tons of things about him that you can like. His psychosexual obsession with Blackbeard and his and Ed’s weird codependency is juicy enough to drive the plot at times. He’s a little freak to the point where he got his toe cut off and he liked it. He’s stubborn. He’s driven. He’s manipulative. He’s plotting and conniving. He sees other people as caricatures of themselves and DOES NOT react well at all to people falling outside of the box he’s made for them. He’s angry all the time. He can’t identify love. He’s jealous of Stede in the way that a child is jealous of their friends’ friends. All of these are wonderful traits in a blorbo (and terrible traits in a person, but a blorbo is not a real boy) They make him interesting and they give him layers. It’s very fun to theorize what happened to him to make him this way. There are many reasons to like Izzy Hands. But it’s kind of annoying when other characters’ cool stuff is ascribed to Izzy and those characters are ignored and maligned in favor of Izzy, especially when those characters are the brown romantic lead and the bald kinda frumpy guy with a lisp, who in 99% of media doesn’t get to be seen as hot but in this media gets to be desired. And it makes me feel bad for your Izzy that you cant like him for him.

#its because Ed is brown pete is disabled and conventionally unnattractive and jack is gross and offputting #I will accept that their reasons for disliking Jack are valid #however they're gonna need to get over the things that are making them dislike Ed and Black Pete post fucking haste #I even saw someone describe Izzy as flamboyantly gay (they used more words than that) #and I had to read over their paragraph a few times to figure out where Izzy was fitting in to this description of stede #before I realized they weren't talking about Stede at all they were describing Izzy #but that was one individual where as the thing with pete and jack and ed is a fucking pattern #I like Calico Jack for Calico Jack #It's not his negative traits that are the problem #put some fucking respect on Black Pete's name now

[fangirlfortress]

You know that VERY specific subgenre of science fiction/horror/thriller/mystery whatever where everything is perfect. But it isn't, not quite? I mean where we start in a place where everything is absolutely wonderful and just as it should be. We have a protagonist and maybe they're an actual character or maybe they're just a way through which we can view this world, but they are in a beautiful place, a place that is perfect to an almost eerie degree. Not quite, but almost. You can practically see it. The grass is Pantone 2272 CP, the sky a rich and beautiful Pantone 15-4421 TPG. Your neighbors are friendly, your friends loving and carefree and so happy. You're happy. Nothing ever changes, nothing bad ever happens.

But, well, something isn't right. Maybe it has the episodial vibe of a sitcom or the eerie feeling of the second try in a time loop, where you're sure you've seen this before but can't figure out why. Something isn't right. Everything is perfect and just like it's been for as long as you've been in this place, so different from where you were before (where were you before? You can't remember anymore. You've always been here, haven't you? You search your mind for anything before this place, but you can't. Huh. That's weird.), but something is wrong.

It comes to your slowly at first: Mrs. Gardener is always pruning her tulips. Well, yes, always. Why? Every day she does this, and the next day the tulips are there like she never did it all. She prunes her tulips.

Nothing ever changes, nothing bad ever happens. You try to ask questions, but everyone looks at you like they don't get it, or you've gone insane. Some look like they're hiding something. Suddenly the perfection isn't comforting, it's eerie. It's a cage. You can see suddenly all the ways in which your environment isn't normal. The weather isn't supposed to always be perfect. No town moves the same way every day, like a synchronized dance. What the fuck is happening? What is this place? Why is everyone acting so strange? Don't they see it? Are they real? Is anyone here but you even real? Are you the only real person here?

And then things get slowly more and more sinister? Like, I can only think of film examples, no books or anything, but the cinematography shows as the protag becomes more and more aware. The sky looks brighter, the music more grated, slower and creepier. Nothing is right. This place is not safe. It doesn't have to be a small town specifically, it's just that vibe is slowly discovering that this beautiful place you're in is a terrifying hellscape conjured by someone that desperately wants to keep you there.

#Of course I'm going to mention Wandavision and Madoka Magica: Rebellion #They practically perfected what I'm talking about #Wandavision #puella magi madoka magica #pmmm rebellion #madoka magica rebellion #rebellion #i'm also including that one scene in a wrinkle in time when they're in that creepy ass town of robots camazotz #where everything is synchronized and beautiful but just soooo fucking creepy #also the sandwiches taste like fucking sand #The sandwiches are gross 0/10 would not recommend #I think I'm so funny #By extension I gotta mention #the stepford wives #The Stepford Wives (1975) #The Good Place too #The Good Place #And also. Does this make sense? Scooby Doo: Mystery Incorporated #I know that's more “Creepy Place Gets Creepier” rather than “Idyllic Place Turns Out To Be a Horrifying Nightmare Conjured By God Figure” #But honestly it fits the vibe #I'm naming Coraline an honorary member of this subgenre #Even though it isn't QUITE what I'm talking about #Coraline #coraline jones #The Truman Show too #the truman show #The Truman Show 1998

[francy-sketches]

I hateeee how asoiaf has just become the "incest books lol" to so many people. what a dumb and reductive way to look at a series that has so much more like. of all the things you could say are the central themes of asoiaf incest in not one of them lmao.(yes obviously it's present, but not nearly as much as people make it out to be) And this isn't about people who havent read it and are just judging from the outside bc who gives a shit about them. But I see this mostly from fans and its just??? what the fuck did you read/watch lmao. I mean even hotd which centers around thee incest family isnt about the incest and you'd have to have negative media literacy to think it is.

Also it's fucking insane how being uncomfortable with incest shipping gets you ridiculed in this fandom lmao. like I'm not here to be the morality police ship whatever the fuck you want idc. but dont be surprised when it makes people uncomfortable??? "ummm if you dont like incest why are you reading the incest books/watching the incest show??? weirdo" I dont fucking know man maybe all the other 348593 interesting things it's about. just a guess. And these are the same people who go on about "well just bc you write something fucked up doest mean you agree with it" which. yes! true!! then why do you uncritically endorse targ incest blood purity 😭 do you think maybe that's one of the things grrm wrote that he doesnt agree with? of course not, hotd is a cautionary tale about the dangers of not doing incest and what happens when you let your pure valyrian blood be contaminated by gross peasant genes from outside your family ^_^ obviously ^_^ and anyone who's not into your incest ships is a bigot <3 "but it's normal in their world!1!11!!!" no its not lol. and even if it was. marrying children is also normal in their world what's your point

#.txt #asoiaf #incest cw #'the gods hate incest. Look how they brought down the Targaryens' <- chracter who clearly thinks incest is normal #btw with incest i mostly mean siblings here. bc cousins seems to be pretty normal for them. but there's a big difference lol #its normal for the targs and that's it #and even then. man it would have been so interesting to explore targ incest as psychological horror rather that 'perfect uwu babies' #like imagine being a kid showing normal affection to your sibling and your parents are like. omg someone's in love <3 #thats so fucked up and interesting to me!! but no instead we get 'and baegel married his sistercousin and they lives happily ever after <3' #btw i wanna make it clear im not clutching my pearls at people who think incest in asoiaf is interesting #or like it in a 'wow that's fucked up. more' kinda way #but man the 'uwu incest romance' people are so annoying lol. daemon is a malewife sure whatever make everything boring #also i think its gross lmao but again ship what you want idc #especially when its not canon like. why do you want extra incest 🤨 #im so tired of seeing helaemond everywhere jfc leave them aloneeee. aemond is a freak but not in that way -_- #lucemond also. die #cringe ass ship names btw -_- #sorry for the rant i dont like to get too serious but this annoys me so baddd #anyway f&b was a mistake

[rckhudson]

bigotry rly turns ppl's brains into mush, huh?

#a lady came in asking for book recs for her teenage daughter #i told her that some jane austen just came in and since i could see in her face she didnt recognize the name #i presented her with pride and prejudice which is a very popular name so if she doesnt know the book she would prob know the movie at least #and I SHIT YOU NOW she looked at me all grossed out and asked me if it wasnt a lgbt book........... #i was even naive enough to say no do you you want lgbt books??? #bc it didnt even cross my mind that someone could be this fucking stupid #most funny was her daughter trying to shush her #shit u not not shit u now sorry

[fabled-lady-twilla]

WHO WANTS A FREE SNAIL EATING DOG? THIS IS THE LAST STRAW, I'M FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE OUT HERE! THIS IS NOT OKAY!!! 😭🐌🐩

Well, he's finally done it. I caught this little shit eating a MOIST, SOGGY, CRUNCHY FUCKING SNAIL IN MY BED!!!! 😭😭😭 How can a creature so cute and smol be this fucking disgusting? And he has the audacity to act all cute and innocent and take a nap after the fact like he wasn't just munching on a nasty, crunchy ass snail snack where I SLEEP!?!??? EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO WASH MY COMFORTER, GIVE HIM A BATH, AND TRY NOT TO BARF?????

I can't have anything nice around here. *cries*

#if friend shaped why so fucking gross? #tumblr pets #twilla speaks #twilla's personal posts #his name is rusty nails #but my family has been calling him rusty snails #ALL MORNING #he acts like we don't feed him proper food??? #i'm calling the dog police #now i have to get him tested for parasites too #also just fyi i would never give away my dog even if he shat in my bed i'm just ranting/poking fun because EW LMAO

[tambourineophelia]

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#having an emotionally drained (?? from what?) fail day today where i can't seem to get anything done and feel gross and useless #and because i don't want to lie to the boy I'm seeing (i need a better name for him oh god) i told him i didn't go to uni again..... #which feels too fucking vulnerable to admit to my failures like that but again i don't want to lie and he asks a lot.... #anyways he offered we could meet up later and now i'm unsure if i am ready to confront him even more with my bullshit #at the same time it would surely be nice??? but then do i deserve nice things???????? after not doing what i was supposed to do???? #i just need to rant sorry i don't think i am even asking a question here

[lacependragon]

Hi I'm gonna rant about Apothecary Diaries and how much I hate it again because Youtube won't stop reccing me videos of it and I have to keep staring at the thumbnails while I wait for my sub page to load. So I keep thinking. And spiralling.

Also straight up like 75% of my problem with Apothecary Diaries is that Jinshi is not a fucking eunuch.

It's like the basis of him being in the harem area. Not only is it a massive fuck you to everything about harem but like? It's solely so that he, the love interest, has a cock he can stick in Maomao? It's because he's the male love interest. That's it.

If he was actually a eunuch it might be an interesting take on the romance. As it stands, it's the most boring, cookie cutter, snark-snark woman in a subservient position but doesn't act like it, heterosexual relationship ever. It reminds me of 10,000 other romances that have done it better and with more interesting men.

And god I just. It's so frustrating because Jinshi is the only part of this show that I dislike! The rest of the show has fascinating themes and moral quandries and characters. And then there's Jinshi. Trying to fuck Maomao. And being creepy. And being in the harem area despite not being a eunuch and clearly having a sexual desire for Maomao. Which, again, rules. Where are the rules. Why does this rule not fucking matter.

Why does the worldbuilding of this series build up everything so nicely and so perfectly and then Jinshi comes in and none of it applies to him? It's not even well written in the narrative. He just sucks. He can do whatever he wants. Whenever he wants. And there's no fucking consequences. Ever.

Oh no Maomao thinks he's ugly.

Big fucking whoop this guy could hold her down and assault her and he wouldn't get in trouble.

I just. I cannot get over how much Jinshi sucks. How much his character is awful. How the story just completely ignores all the ways he breaks it and its rules and just goes "lalalalala" and keeps going.

Everything about Jinshi sucks. He breaks every rule. He is creepy. He abuses his power. He's not actually supposed to be in the fucking harem. And in the end it's SURPRISE! He's got a functional cock! So he can FUCK YOU ANYWAY!

Honestly it seems to me like the creator just. Fell in love with Jinshi and stopped caring about logic.

And I STILL can't get over the BAIT AND SWITCH and the eunuch thing. Like of COURSE the ONE THING that makes this not a typical power-struggle snark-snark-kiss anime relationship isn't even fucking REAL.

God I fucking hate this series.

#no amount of worldbuilding can save you from how fucking stupid Jinshi's entire character is #i wanna take the mangaka by the face and go 'you ruined an interesting storyline so people could picture him fucking. congrats' #god i fucking hate this series #yes this is why i cant stop thinking about it #its like a rock in my shoe #i just cannot FATHOM with this series #i mean i w ouldnt even be this annoyed but then i found out everyones favourite character in dungeon meshi has my AWFUL SISTERS NAME #and that is REALLY FUCKING RACIST (go read the manga dare you) #so THAT started grossing me out #so now i just have all this misplaced anger and frustration for dungeon #thats gonna get shoved here #theres no good anime right now #fucking end me #its all the same bullcrap as always #dont get me wrong i love a fucked up power imbalanced romance #but thats not what this is #at all

[bunny-heels]

it used to be that the name Con.nor was pretty 50/50 to have because of the ties to D.:.B.H but at least most people had that name and quickly everyone was like "oh Con.nor's not a unique name we can't get excited every time someone is named Con.nor"

but i say this with a full heart and complete straight face that in the modern day the most ruined name right at this moment that instantly tells you what kind of person someone is.

fucking

Wil.bur.

#the bun talks #you would barely ever see that name like #anywhere #name the last time you met a person or found out about a character named Wil.bur BEFORE the shit eating sm.p. #with C.onnor. it was like 'okay. thats your name. you either chose it yourself or youve always had it.' #'and if you chose it yourself then theres a chance youre a fun of d.b.h' #we were pretty chill about it. #right like we can agree thats how it was back then even at the peak of the games popularity #but the moment. the SECOND i go on a persons acc #and i see even just the START of the name #i just k n o w #and i check. every time i check. with a small bit of hope that its not tied to what i think it is. #''interests: d.sm.p/q.sm.p'' #and every time i leave disappointed #and i can guarantee they probably did not even know the name EXISTED until his colonizer ass showed up on YT #they probably first heard the name and were like 'ewwww what a gross victorian sounding name :[[' #and now theyre like 'aw its SOOOO cute i LOVE that name im gonna name my fuckin lung after it <3' #IT GENUINELY IS LIKE A PRETTY GOOD NAME #BUT TIED TO A FUCKING. BITCH OF A MAN. #'but hes not tied to ugly anymore' BUT THE FANS ARE. NO MATTER WHAT HE WILL ALWAYS BE TIED WITH THAT FREAK OF NATURE #he could walk into my house and give my family enough money for none of us to have to work for the rest of our legacy #and i would still stand there just #'yeah thanks i guess.'

[jrueships]

the way they started griddying toward him like a bunch of zombies activating their zombie shuffle when they spot you in a post apocalyptic survival game

the way the cast it wrapped makes it accentuate ja's snatched waist 😭 tatum, please, pls tatum, I need you. You guys can make out while grabbing each others hips (ja has to have his locs down tho)

my little gumdrop !!!!!!!

ofc jaren steals multiple pairs, gayass

a 5 year old showing me his lollipop that is completely covered in 200% hair & dust ( he wants me to try it )

#year of the dragon shoes is a fire concept tho this shoe is beautiful #im glad they didnt fuck it up and make it look like christmas #i was too poor to even be a poor sneakerhead as a kid so i always feel this weird ick buying extravagant things so i just never do #i have to get peerpressured by my friends all the time #but then im so used to not buying good things for myself that i just never end up using the good things #either bcs i dont want to get them dirty/broken or i dont think it's a good enough opportunity to show out #so they just collect dust then i feel bad abt it collecting dust but i cant use it or ill feel bad abt using it #im a guy who has like three different pairs of shoes max #but im not cheap on others. i love spending well on ppl who arent me #it's just im so used to giving/spending my money on others that the idea of myself in the equation is too gross by now #the white blue and gold is so pretty #blue laces or maybe like a dragon design on them would be coldd #does his necklace so tm?? #i mean his real name is temetrius so ig??? #jaren scuttling away with his loot like a happy mouse swiping a slice of cheese #jaren #ja #gg #ja having to let them know theyre one of his top pairs so theyll truly understand the merit of the gift like they didnt already #these are HOOPERS ja. anything shoe.. they slobber over. dont worry abt appreciation. look at their faces. they love it

[bl0odsharkk]

wait who is the artist that you're talking about??

so we might be on different parts of the art world but have you seen those fanarts of evil mr beast? nicumkoro on twt and nikokoro on insta and tiktok

well they are a proshipper

and they even talk about it on their public twitter

sooo.. yeah, great person 👍/sarc

#posting the name bc i don't care they are literally a proshipper #like they literally drew cp #i'm not even kidding #it's so fucking gross #tw cp mention #shark talks #ask

[altruistic-meme]

decided to look at the meetup groups in the nearby Big City instead of the ones in the city i live in and it was... something.

cus there were considerably more like, queer groups which was cool!! but then like 80% of the things i read the name and went "oh hey that might be cool" the groups were named things like "women and girls group" "ladies only" "men group for men" "ladies ladies ladies" "group for women only no boys" "manly men things" and stuff and it's like.......... ok fun question are any of you normal about trans people.

#i would feel instantly uncomfortable about signing up for any of these groups. #yeah i present as a woman bc im not out but i don't want to be part of a group that's name is basically #'woman group for girls and women ladies only no boys cus they suck ew' #cus like hey. that's me you're fucking talking about. #but on that same vein like. i present as a WOMAN so the liklihood that my tiny feminine ass walking into a group that's name is #'men doing manly things for men cus women are gross ew' #would... probably not be received very positively. #but honest to fuck that was like 80% of the fucking thing #and then even the other lgbt ones were 'gay men' which im not really but am and 'lesbians' which i am in a very convoluted way #but all of them gave off the vibe of being 'looking for a partner' type things which im not for various reasons #and the few that WEREN'T were exclusively for COUPLES #SO ?????????? HELLO??? #once again asking. are you fucking normal about trans people. #shh ac

[thelostboys87]

#LOVER BOY TITLE DROP IN A 80S HORROR FILM??? #also new beau fave movie discovered #THAT WAS FUCKEDDDDD WHAT THE FUCK WAS THATTT #me in the first half like this shit isnt even scary and pondering about scariness when watching old horror movies #THEN THE SECOND HALF?£%*(£$%u(£$*“(%?”%???????? #THAT WAS SO SCARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #do you think that was enough blood. idk i dont think that was enough blood #it was so gory and bloody and gross but i know beau was like YAYYYY #the night he and bobby saw that in theaters must have been fucked up i might centre an entire flashback around it #also me when i accidentally name one of beau's lovers the same name as a horror icon ITS ALL SO PERFECT #i was like waittt ashley kind of a stereotypical trans name in the memes about that but then what if he like #actually named himself after this ashley LOL #beau would be like can we get married right now.