#even if it would make sense for aether to be around here (and I rlly hope they are)

[exopelagic]

cue screaming abt legends Z-A

#I’m so happy they went for kalos instead of unova #like I love unova. I love unova. but I wasn’t sure what they’d do with it that would feel right #also I was 100% expecting johto either let’s go johto or legends celebi bc SO MUCH johto in that presents. THE UNOWN. and raikou and silver #but man kalos!!!! I rlly love the gen vi pokemon and it’ll be so cool to see what they do with a different version of the region #I’m expecting a kinda time travel element honestly? it seemed to go between futuristic + past stuff a BUNCH #with the redevelopment plan and the shiny light city #+ the two versions of the map it shows. those are Definitely 2 versions and one of them is past + more similar to the one we know #and one is updated but that could just be updating for switch #but ALSO Z-A. like okay AZ for a start is coming back but that’s very much a going backwards indication right #man my friend got to watch in real time as I went through the plot of the kalos games and remembered AZ and have everything click into place #it took me way too long to click that it was kalos in the trailer like it took me until talonflame to be like wait. and then PRISM TOWER #but god yeah I’m just like. I wanna know where they’re going with this bc I DOUBT it’s war era #it definitely COULD be but it would feel like a lot yknow for lumiose to be so similar that long ago #it’s not like 3000 years is a reasonable number in the first place anyway pokemon is weird #rlly rlly hoping there is the full region and that it’s made to feel less empty than paldea and hisui #if they’re going for an open world again which I feel like they will #I saw someone say they’re setting the whole thing in lumiose which would be a CHOICE. it’d be very different for sure #I don’t wanna say I wouldn’t like that but it would be a completely new kinda pokemon game. which would fit the legends idea. who knows #also wanna know what’s up with that logo bc I don’t recognise it. most similar is the aether foundation but that’s not close #even if it would make sense for aether to be around here (and I rlly hope they are) #okay wait so prism tower existing means it HAS to be future right bc clement designed it right? unless he redesigned it or smth #also I am excited abt megas coming back. I do like them they’re easily my favourite of the gimmicks #and I hope this means they’ll be sticking around again near future even though it’d be easy for them to drop them after this legends game #I can see them using lumiose or an otherwise limited setting as a way to stop it being a traditional game bc it’s proooobably not gonna be #like. go get gym badges yknow #yeah I’m rlly excited I can’t wait to see what they do with zygarde and where they’re going with this #pokemon #my money is still on time travel going backwards #luke.txt #plza

[animalcrossingtownlore]

-so i know that in my last update i didn’t say anything about making headcanons for this, but that’s actually bc i literally found this AU right after i made that post. if you have no idea what this AU is, it’s basically an alternate universe where some of the sun and moon characters are actually ultra beasts! and since i am now the official adoptive mother of the ultra beasts, i decided to give my own version of this au, since i don’t think many people have done this yet.

(quick note, i’m not sure who actually made this au??? i was scrolling through tumblr and somebody made a piece of art and credited someone named @mana-chan for this au, but im not sure. none the less, i love this au, and i thank whoever made it! i’ll also say i took inspiration by @kira-vera​, for the ideas of what certain people would be as ultra beasts. go check these two people out!)

- so the very first thing that’s different in this au is that whenever mohn was sucked into the ultra wormhole, and lusamine found out about nihilego and all the other ubs, she became more concerned about ultra beasts.

- why? maybe it could be bc she thought that an ultra beast had sucked away, maybe she didn’t even see mohn go into that ultra wormhole. maybe lusamine saw something in the ultra beasts... maybe she saw that if she could become an ultra beast herself... she could save her husband.

- and so! she not only becomes an abusive bitch to her children, she focuses all of the aether foundation’s time, effort, and money into finding a way for her to become an ultra beast herself!

- obviously, they need type:null and cosmog. how else will they catch the ultra beasts? except, at this point, gladion and lillie didn’t run away with them yet. type:null and cosmog end up being so busy, as cosmog is always being forced to open the wormholes and hold them open for a very long time, and type:null is always fighting ultra beasts. gladion and lillie didn’t even know they existed; they only knew that their mother wanted ultra beasts.

- the first ultra beast lusamine finds is nihilego. the aether foundation found a way to permanently fuse ultra beasts and humans together, but lusamine doesn’t want to risk the first try on herself.

- and what does the perfectly rational lusamine do? she tries it out on lillie, her only daughter!

- ok. lillie = nihilego. that was obvious.

- and now... lillie has forever changed. after the experiment, lillie is able to change forms, one being her human form, and the other her nihilego form. in her nihilego form, she’s dangerous, and she can do anything that a regular nihilego can.

- in human form, she is still affected by her ultra beast form. as nihilego basically lives off humans and pokemon, feeding off their energy so it won’t go out itself, lillie soon finds that she has urges to... well... she realizes in order for her to live, she needs to go into nihilego form once in a while and suck the fucking life out of people and pokemon.

- yeah. im not kidding. lillie can’t even eat regular people food. she becomes a murderer so she can eat. messed up as hell, i know. but lillie is too scared to hurt actual people, and even though it pains her to hurt pokemon... she has to do it. it’s the only way she’ll live.

- now, faba and wicke make an appearance! apparently, there’s a version of this au where wicke is the evil one, right? not in mine. in mine, wicke is fucking terrified of this shit. like who wouldn’t be. but she knows she has to help... she tries to comfort lillie after this. but lillie is just so scarred for life.

- but faba! faba is still #FabaIsAPieceOfShit and he thinks that testing out the experiment again would be fine (just to make extra sure that lusamine wont die or anything) so he tries it out on gladion! wow! what an asshole, right? i dunno, in this au, he probably just wants to throw lusamine and her family down an ultra wormhole with them as ubs so he can become president of the aether foundation.

- so about what ub gladion would be.. i dunno. gladion is my fav edgelord. but i just dont know. im thinking either xurkitree or buzzwole. but since i wanna make someone else xurkitree, lets make gladion buzzwole!

- so as buzzwole, gladion doesn’t go through many changes... except for being a lot stronger and having weird urges to punch shit. he doesnt get muscles tho. (sorry edgelord fangirls maybe next time) he still LOOKS skinny and weak, but fuck it he could kill people with one small punch. dont test him.

- and now it is lusamine’s turn to become a ub! if it wasn’t obvious enough, she becomes pheromosa. lusamine isnt affected too much, except for the fact that her kicks are now super powerful and she CAN NOT let ppl touch her. rlly. she always hated it before, but now? she doesnt hesitate to kick with her high heels bitch.

- and now the whole aether family are ubs. lusamine likes it. gladion and lillie hate it. and wicke decides enough is enough and sends them away to both live with professor kukui and burnet.

- professor kukui and burnet dont know about how gladion and lillie are ubs tho, so they have to (*TRY*) to hide their secret.

- psst it doesnt work very well bc lillie literally has to fucking kidnap pokemon and steal their energy and gladion destroys stuff to easy

- so kukui and burnet become suspicious. but they’re nice enough so they dont ask any questions. they do get a little scared but---

- it’s only when three months later, two twin children move to alola with their mother. their names are sun and moon, and both are very happy to meet lillie and gladion! they all meet each other in iki town and they have fun, until they meet hau, the grandson of the kahuna.

- hau takes them all up to try and see tapu koko, and tapu koko does come out!

- .... to attack sun and moon.

- but!!!!! surprise surprise! sun and moon turn into guzzlord and celesteela, and they fend off tapu koko! yes, sun and moon are both ubs!

- (i made sun and moon into guzzlord and celesteela bc i had no idea who else guzzlord and celesteela would be) (also the reason why tapu koko attacked them was bc tapu koko could sense that they were ubs) (and btw, since sun and moon can change their clothes and looks and stuff they could make themselves looks like celesteela and guzzlord) (and for the convenience of this au some ultra beasts are actually able to transform into humans)

- hAU IS FUCKING SCREAMING AND YELLING THE POOR CHILD IS SO CONFUSED. GLADION AND LILLIE ARE SHOCKED. SUN AND MOON ARE ALSO SCREAMING.

- sun and moon say they have to kill them all until lillie and gladion reveal they are actually nihilego and buzzwole. then they want to kill hau. but hau says he’ll never tell. thats a fucking lie. hau cant keep a secret for shit.

- and so, hau accidentally tells hala the secret. then professor kukui and burnet find out. and the whole thing is mess but everything works itself out. mainly they all keep it between them, but professor burnet finds out that a strange aura has appeared around alola, and it may be coming from certain ppl in alola, so they think if all four of the ub children go on the island challenge they may find other ubs on their journey?

- i know its a little weird but bare with me here. also i lied, lillie doesn’t go on the island challenge bc reasons. even tho she has to murder pokemon to live it doesnt mean she has to hurt them anymore than she has. she’s already guilty as fuck, let the girl live. but gladion is on the island challenge so yep cool. 

- so the four dangerous children are now on the island challenge! + hau joins in bc hes actually really amazed by everyone’s abilities. its actually really fun until ula’ula island, where they meet acerola, for the ghost trial. 

- acerola = poipole. ok, but how hirlously would it be if acerola was actually a run away poipole? like she came here as a poipole, with soliera and phyco, but she ran away. and then she met nanu, and nanu officially adopted her as like his niece like she actually is in the games?

- and then!!!! they meet nanu!!! and nanu!!! is actually stakataka!!! but as a human!!!  wow!!!

- ok, so lets pretend the whole team skull kidnapping yungoos thing never happened. lets also pretend this happened in pokemon ultra sun/moon, where it has the whole necrozma thing going on. the main five are on their island challenge, and they meet mina.

- mina = blacephalon. yeah. thats all i wanna say.

- finally, they all get to the altar of the sunne/altar of the moone. however something vERY SURPRISING HAPPENS RIGHT THERE. NECROZMA APPEARS. OH SHIT. ALSO LUSAMINE AND GUZMA TOO. YEAH EVERYTHING WITH THAT HAPPENS. BUT WHENEVER THEY FIGHT NECROZMA ALL THE ULTRA BEAST PEOPLE FIGHT NECROZMA. YES. EPIC.

and.. oh fuck im sorry this is lazy. im tired as hell. ive working on this for at least four or five days. i wanna work on something else. i cant finish this sorry. and if cause anyone was wondering, guzma = xurkitree and plumeria = kartana.