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hmshermitcraft · 17 hours
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Everyone knows not to frighten etho. Even if it'd be really funny, it's just not worth it. When Etho gets startled or jumpscared or frightened, he pops outta existence a little bit. He's a bit of a phantom, not the sky rats but like literally, he's a ghost.
He's not very good at being dead, not like Cleo who had full control of being a zombie or Joe who has.....some control of the jopacity...jhostlyness or whatever it is that they've got going on. Etho sucks at it, and whenever he gets startled he pops out of sight. Fully invisible, completely intangible. And he can't control it at all! He just has to wait until his nervous system reorient itself.
Poor Joel doesn't know this. Double life stabilized everyone's wonkyness for the sake of the games. So scar didn't get birdbrain'd, Jimmy didn't get hypothermia (cause despite popular belief, most netherborn are quite cold blooded to cope with the hot environment), martyn didn't have a sudden urge for human meat, and Joel didn't become a phantom. Etho was also unable to disappear which was painful but otherwise nice.
So one day Joel gets the bright idea to sneak up on Etho and scare him shitless, because it's funny and Joel shows affection via pranks and annoyance. Poor Etho didn't know what hit him, one moment he's quietly pulling weeds in his garden, the next he's scared out of his mind and completely gone.
Luckily Etho had signs on hand so he can tell Joel how uncool that was and how annoying it's gonna be to wait to come back.
Joel, to his credit, does feel really bad and since Etho's unable to finish his gardening, Joel offers to do it for him. Which he does, which is hard work, so Etho offers him his spare room so he doesn't have to make the journey all the way back.
It's not that far but he gets really lonely when he's all ghostly and he wants company.
Joel doesn't take up too much of the bed. Etho's cold, without the warmth of the sun or his jacket he's freezing in his little purgatory. Joel wakes to a presence, something not quite there but heavy against his side. It's Etho, unsurprising, who's still cold and a little transparent but peaceful all cuddled up against him.
He rolls onto his side so he can pull Etho closer, allowing him to press his cold nose into the crook of his neck. He won't scare Etho anymore, he'll find another way to show his affection.
Probably.
-carrie
Really, it's disappointing that it actually distresses Etho, because it's the funniest reaction ever. Does Etho understand how much prank potential this has? How funny it is that he just poofs when he's scared? It's hilarious. The fact it feels terrible sucks.
What Joel found out surprisingly quickly is that Etho is a lot jumpier than he expects. Joel knocked on the door, for goodness sake! What else is he supposed to do?
So far, wrapping his arms around Etho and giving him a gentle kiss has worked best. Etho says the fact somebody is touching him helps. Hardly like Joel needs an excuse to get his hands on Etho more often, but he'll take it.
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mbohjeezart · 2 months
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The PET postal trio at your service!
Pearl design: [ link ] Etho design: [ link ] Tango design: [ link ]
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gumzau · 15 days
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I love their dynamic so much
They are so babygirl 🫶
Also I was really tempted to draw Sakura flowers in Joel’s hair but in the end I forgot to do it T-T (I might do it next time :P)
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samzier · 3 months
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traffic clethubs are everything to me
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Scott: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple... 
Tango: I really care about your feelings! 
Jimmy: I really care about YOUR feelings!
Scott, turning his head: ...and then there's the disaster couple... 
Joel: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL! 
Etho: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!
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ethogirltournament · 1 month
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Guys…guys my lack of knowledge on the people here is showing again…like I said this will not be the last time…I had some on Cleo but I really don’t know much about iskall…
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thevillagerat · 2 months
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pretty happy with how this came out, i haven't done rendering in a hot min. this was inspired by @null2946 cause i can just not get enough of theyre art
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athanmis · 7 months
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etho's dream
i had this dream sequence planned for etho, one which shuffled through each life series season.
of course there would be tragedy with scar attacking etho in the nether and bdubs dying in last life. this moment, with joel and etho appears in the middle of the dream. the significance behind it is that etho would have just met joel in a different reality (where he fell alseep), perhaps one more like ours. the dream would end with etho falling off of sky net and just as he hits the ground he jerks awake.
he originally woke up in the zombie apocalypse au started by falconearring but i think he could wake up in any au, the upcoming life series, hermitcraft, or even his single player world. anything could work cause you know i love the edginess.
the song is "ayxita, wake up" by yves tumor.
thank you my brain is rotten😊
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I see a lot of ethubs content on my dash and smalletho and since I'm an indecisive bastard I've come to have two solutions for the dilemma:
Poly V relationship
A fight to the death between Bdubs and Joel over Etho
I think it's a fair solution I won't take any criticism thank you bye
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ROUND 1 MATCH 11: JAYA VS. CLETHO (LIFE SERIES)
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Jaya Propaganda: "Jay has lightning powers and Nya has water powers they literally fit together so well Jay is a twink Nya is muscular as hell they’re bi4bi Jay is a loser /aff and Nya is smart and strong and killed an entire realm and also fought a queen on Jay’s behalf (the queen wanted to marry Jay and Nya was like “I AM ENGAGED TO HIM WHAT DRUGS ARE YOU ON GET YOUR HANDS OFF”. Jay cheers her on while her anger issues make her Violent™️ and if that isn’t this trope idk what is"
Cletho Propaganda: none
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sunnimonbun · 8 months
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Etho with a little side kit!
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hmshermitcraft · 3 days
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Etho's very used to death - heck, his ex-wife is a zombie! - but he was not expecting it to feel so strange.
He feels the exact same. Just a little foggy. He can't quite remember things as well as before, and not many people acknowledge him.
He finds out - by accident - that he can walk through walls. Or rather, float through them. He's not really touching the ground.
That was an awkward conversation with Joel. One he'd rather not think about, but he can't help it.
Joel knows Etho's dead. He knows that he should just let him go, but damn, that ghost is not leaving him alone. And he's kinda cute too...
It's hard to tell if it's Etho keeping himself here, or Joel. And, realistically, are they ever going to bother working it out? Etho seems perfectly content pottering around, and Joel is enjoying his ghost roomie.
Just... If they could figure out the whole 'floating through stuff' thing. It makes cuddling real difficult.
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closet-thing · 2 years
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ETHOSLAB???
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traffrogers · 2 months
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Are your art requests still open? If so can we please have a little Etho drawing/doodle? 🥺
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i slipped and made a etho/gem ocean exploration au
Etho and Gem travel together on a sub, doing marine archaeology and collecting weird artefacts. Gem is a fresh PhD graduate, having been in education for all of her life, having a life outside of academia is weird for her. After graduating she quickly discovered that there is NO funding for marine archaeology. It's expensive to maintain equipment, dangerous to be diving in the deep oceans and experts are hard to come by. One day, she receives a funding offer from an eccentric entrepreneur. The brief is vague and the pay is something, so of course she'll take it! She soon finds herself living with submarine pilot, retired redstone genius and excellent home chef Etho as they travel across the ocean floor. As the same odd artefacts begin appearing along their planned route, Gem begins to wonder - what is the real motive for this funding, and does Etho know more than he's letting on?
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scrivler · 6 months
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Etho’s vibe this season of pathetic desperation to complete his task where everyone can figure out for the most part what he’s trying to do and it’s just not working at all is so funny and I am so here for it
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Etho to Bdubs: First rule of battle, don’t ever let them know where you are.
Joel, shooting out of frame: WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo!
Etho: 'Course, there are other schools of thought.
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