#especially the ones with pockets

[hikelesbian]

I would like to say, as a woman and as a lesbian, that I love yoga pants. 

#perso #especially the ones with pockets #👌🏼

[homosexualslug]

when you and your friends are joking about how there's going to be a mattel cinematic universe now after barbie was so successful only to realize that's exactly what has already been in the works for the last few years

note: blumhouse is thankfully no longer attached to this one

#WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY #I hope all of these all die in development hell #but especially the polly pocket one #barbie #barbie movie #mattel films #mattel cinematic universe #barbie 2023 #hot wheels #american girl #polly pocket #major matt mason #also it's not under mattel films but worth noting that there was a GI crossover in the last transformers movie #.txt

[novelconcepts]

#liv hewson #jasmin savoy brown #glaad awards #yellowjackets #hey hello apparently I’ve made it my job this week to archive these moments of big gay victory #but god I’m so happy for them #and for all the queer people working on this show #and for the Massive Trauma Show to LET queerness be a pocket of joy and identity that these characters can be proud of #it lives in my heart. it brightens a really rough period in my life. I’m just fucking stoked #all the awards but especially the gay ones dude #aw not GLAAD pinning my comment on this video. gay euphoria indeed

[soulmatesclub]

speaking of things that haunt me in the middle of the night

#the last one especially was so out of pocket #soulmates

[awkward-teabag]

Was looking at my iPod Nano and thought how utterly BS it is that companies say it takes too much room to have a headphone jack.

I already thought it was BS before but the claim invariably comes down to form factor and keeping the jacks would make the device too big.

My Nano is ~5mm thick with the jack (also it's thinner than that but the glass stands out to make it thicker). That's nearly 3mm thinner than the latest iPhone and even the thinnest iPhone is over 2mm thicker.

You're telling me as components and ports shrink and boards also get smaller, it's unfeasible to do something that was done a decade ago?

It's almost as if it's not that form factor/technology doesn't allow it and it's all about selling proprietary adapters and/or Apple-brand headphones/earbuds/airpods that can be paired without a jack, and removing customer freedom.

#it used to be about removing the option for customers to record music via the jack #but that's been something easily done for ages #'best' is when the claim is a jack is too thick for a laptop #a cell i could possibly understand but a laptop? #the hell is your board and battery if it's thinner than 5mm and you can't find room for the jack #'cause even on compact builds there's dead space #and it's not like optical drives are often a thing now so that frees up even more room #though funny story from when i got my nano #i wanted something to use at work for a physical job so it only needed to play music and fit in a pocket #the staffer (who was probably instructed to upsell everyone) kept trying to get me to buy a cell instead #because 'you can play music off it and do other stuff' #i legit only wanted to get something that did one (1) thing #especially given the chance it could be damaged #also even at the best of times a cell has trouble fitting in afab dress pants pockets #kinda hard to upsell someone on something that costs hundreds more and literally cannot do what they want

[coquelicoq]

actually natori has some kind of tracking talisman on matoba at all times. that's how he knew where to abduct matoba from for Operation: Kitty Cat City. matoba fully knows about it; it's why he wasn't at all surprised to find a paper doll in natsume's hair after the mask youkai debacle (matoba internally as he watched it fly away: classic mother hen shuuichi-san momence 🥰). because this is matoba "boundaries? what are those? can you eat them?" seiji we're talking about, he's not bothered by this "violation" of his "privacy"; rather, he finds it fittingly clingy (it is, after all, only right that natori should be keeping tabs on him obsessively). sometimes the talisman gets confused and sticks to yesterday's outfit, so he always checks to make sure he has it on the way out the door (his pocket patdown is "keys, lighter, wallet, exorcism supplies, shuuichi-san's cute lil tracker he thinks i don't know about <3"). i wouldn't be surprised if he's figured out how to uno reverse it and now uses it to track natori's location as well. this may not technically be canon but it is probably all 100% true in an important way that transcends canon, we just never hear about it because it isn't relevant to natsume's journey 😌

#matoba: a natori talisman. sure wish i had one of those 😇 #<-knows that he has one on him at that very moment and also that natori doesn't know that he knows #convince me that he didn't say this on purpose to make natori sweat. you can't! #in response to him saying that natori side-eyes him and has a dot dot dot speech bubble (my favorite vol. 26 ellipsis btw) #which is exactly how he would react if he had secretly planted a talisman on matoba #and was trying to figure out if matoba knew and was alluding to it!! #check and mate. game set match. QED. i rest my case. #i've connected the dots i've connected them but also i feel like it wasn't that hard. the truth is out there you just have to believe #natsume's book of friends #natsume yuujinchou #horrible exorcists #matoba seiji #f #homura cats arc #my posts #btw i do not think the head of the matoba clan actually does anything so base as to carry keys on his person #he has people for that. he has a driver. he has servants who open the door when they see him coming. what possible need could he have #for such an object #he also may not need to carry a wallet (or equivalent) for similar reasons #but it was the best shorthand i could think of to make what i meant by 'pocket patdown' readily apparent #especially since 'cell phone' isn't an option either since this is set in the 80s #i figure he must have some kind of lighter or firestarter bc he uses smoke to find the source of the locked-room curse #he also seems to carry a brush & ink and various & sundry tools of the trade that i decided to call 'exorcism supplies' #matoba-san drop the 'what's in my purse' youtube video 👀

[andoutofharm]

honestly so much about this festival has turned out so much better than we were all fearing, and none of it has anything to do with the festival itself.

last minute cancellation due to weather conditions that the festival SHOULD have accounted for and communicated much earlier? fuck it, here are free concerts put together by numerous bands solely because they didn’t want their fans to leave disappointed.

the festival attempting to shoehorn MCR back into a commodified version of them from years back because it’s what was popular and brought in crowds and what sold tickets? fuck it, they’re going on stage as elderly caricatures of their revenge-era selves, acting up their own stereotypes yet playing only the hits or the songs that explicitly call out the fuckery of this industry.

not to mention on top of all of this that the concerns many of us had about crowd safety were largely a non-issue because the crowd was so full of rich-kid clout chasers who barely even cared about the set being played once they realized they weren’t getting “pretty, compliant, nostalgic mcr who loves you and plays your favorite song and then does what they’re told and fits their role from the past as if 20 years haven’t passed”.

honestly this has been a wild ride in the best possible way.

#mcr #mcr wwwy #wwwy fest #so many bands one after another saying fuck you wwwy we’re here for the fans not to line your pockets #mcr especially with last night. they have NEVER been one to do what the majority wants #so what if a third of the crowd leaves after wttbp? they played shows where people threw rocks and bottles of piss at them #so what if the message goes over the heads of the festival organizers and most of the reviewers? #the people who understood their message are the people they’re playing for. #not the people who showed up to a manipulated nostalgia filled emo festival just to say theyd seen mcr #i love this band i love this band i love this band

[m340700]

so i'm trying to figure out how to make a single dca mask where i just spin a part of the face plate and retract the rays to turn sun into moon (hence the several layers) and.

Burger

#rambles #i felt like. i had to show this. #moon's nightcap will be in one of the hidden pockets of the maid outfit. #sundrop #moondrop #they're. a burger. what the hell. #this applies to everyone else now they're just in different shapes #lets hope this works bc this is my first time doing something like this #the stuff still spins so ito how to do that #especially since I'm just winging this #DID PEOPLE KNOW THIS ALREADY I MIGHT JUST BE SLOW????

[cult-of-the-eye]

the entire show crazy ex girlfriend is so insanely stranger coded, because at its core, its about a woman trying desperately to find her identity and failing for a good 2 and a half out of 3 seasons.

#also cause musicals are just stranger coded #especially out of pocket ones like cxgf #tma #the magnus archives #the stranger #cxgf #crazy ex girlfriend #cxg

[traitorsinsalem]

this is a funny as fuck dialogue option for when you're playing a dead-birth-parents-rogue who just so happens to be mixed. get gathened idiot.

#succ speaks #i just think it's funny that wotc constantly has NO idea how to handle half-elves from a mixed lens. #as much as i WOULD be happy that larian devs were there to say 'hey man people can be proud of their mixed heritage' #it's just funny as fuck to me that the first time i'm seeing this line is with mo fucking gathen. #the only funnier option is 3. this bitch is withering away there's nothing sexy about him unless u ask his actual party's paladin(s) #baldur's gate 3 kind of sucks especially early on but it's worth it to me to be funny while playing with friends who know this character #'hmm. i can't seem to recall what happened to elturel.' [finished the descent into avernus adventure path. was one of the adventurers.] #'the zhentarim? i think i've heard of them somewhere' [is a zhent ardragon with specialties in legal dealings and investigations] #the running joke is that he got mind flayer brain damage after a stat scramble and cannot find the right people for the life of him #this is so funny though. imagine i just became a small local hero and some nice girl i helped one time says she'll sing a song about me #and she's like 'what should i sing about' and i'm like. 'how about my mixed heritage.' LMFAOOOOO that's so out of pocket #like my friend is so curious and wants me to choose it because he wants to know what alfira's even going to DO with that like ????

[sysig]

This is a very serious story about a man named Stanley (Patreon)

#Doodles #The Stanley Parable #TSP #Just kidding I tricked you it's more silly fluff! But it is still about Stanley haha #Starting off with just some general doodles because Fun To Draw <3 #I was trying to draw Stanley pursing his lips from a side angle 'cause lip expressions are something I struggle with and yup! That tracks #He does look cute tho haha spacey boy thinking in emoticons #More Narra floof - trying to even out his hair but it's harder than I thought! Hm! #The ''long side'' (really just the side opposite of his part) has more volume so it's hard to get them to convincingly ''match'' lol #Doesn't help when he has it all mussed haha #Sleepy lads <3 Sleeping together but so grumpily barely touching! No snuggles! Protect the chest and don't get cozy! #Yeah that lasted all of like five minutes once they were both asleep lol Stanley must cuddle the warm spot on his mattress haha #I'm quite pleased with that one especially haha ♫ Sin looks so open and unbothered and relaxed and his hand ah <3 #Narra's so put out (but he does secretly like to be snuggled. He's never admit it tho!) #You might notice I also tried a different eyelid fold style for funsies in the first Stanley-solo and them sleeping together #It was in fact funsies! Haha #I still like the simple dot-folds but every once in a while it's fun >:3c #Capping off with more size silliness hehe - if he can go very big why not very small! Put a Narrator in your pocket and walk around with him #He'll complain the whole time that your pocket is cramped and you did a bad job in picking fabric haha #Oh but he'd be especially cute in Stanley's breast pocket <3 #Also he's not speaking in that one I just didn't know how else to express that thought about Narra being So y'know? Lol #Cute lads <3

[cannibal-nightmares]

I love leaving them with more questions, not because I want to confuse people, but because I want to provoke curiousness in others; not for me, but for the pursuit of knowledge in the immense and endless "in general"

#one of my favorite people ive ever met was this peer who wasnt very well off #she didnt know much about anything really. im not even sure how to word it. not pop culture not basic science like that of #the weather or of cultures etc etc etc. #but what i loved about her was she loved asking questions. she had been belitted about it from almost everyone so she was slightly #shy at first. but once she realized i wasnt going to judge her she came to me for everything #“What's Sherlock Holmes?” “What is transgender?” “Why does the tube make the sound louder?” dear i'll tell you #i think about her fondly and very often #especially when peers in the work place arent scared to ask questions but dont even know they have questions to begin with #isnt everything fascinating? you have the whole world in your pocket and you dont want to know more? #is that judgemental of me? eh. #does this even make sense?

[kleptocultureis]

Klepto culture is POCKETS

I LOVE POCKETS

-AMC

(Also I love how you just got we were a system :sobbing face:)

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#YES I LOVE POCKETS. Especially ones hidden on the inner walls of jackets. So my friends won't judge me if I have an urge #kleptomania #actually klepto #klepto culture is #actually kleptomanic #-AMC

[dailypokemoncrochet]

#872 Snom

Pocket sized!

#pokemon #crochet #amigurumi #plush #artists on tumblr #pkmn #pokeamidex #snom #i especially like the ones i make that are small enough to fit in your pocket! #poqueuemon

[the-mehlwurm]

I am now at my friend's house because their partner sucks and I was worried

#My sister drove me #My sister is cool and amazing #I am so pissed at the partner though #I wasn't involved in a sleepover in over two years so it's very funny to me that I am now #Especially because I didn't bring clothing or anything #I'm going to sleep in my normal clothes #Just without my wallet and pocket knife in my pocket #And without my sketchbook and my pens and the fidget toys I brought in my pocket #Im stupid #My sister said that I should bring stuff #But I thought that they'd tell me everything's alright and that I should go #But they aren't alright so now I'm obviously staying #Lmao #I love my friends and I want to kick two people rn because WHO TF BREAKS UP OVER TEXT #LIKE AT LEAST ONE OF THOSE PARTNERS WASNT IN A LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP WITH MY FREIND (WHICH OBVS STILL SUCKS BECAUSE #LIKE I SAID #WHO BREAKS UP OBER TEXT) BUT FRIEND2 AND TGEIR PARTNER WERE IN A RELATIONSHIP FOR A LUTTLE MORE THAN TWO YEARS #TWO YEARS AND YOU DONT EVEN HAVE THE DECENCY TO BREAK UP WITH TGE PERAON YOU ONCE LOVED (OR STILL LOVE #NOBODY KNOWS) #IN PERSON. LIJE #DUDE #WTF #very vent-y and rambl-y #Just needed to express my anger in some way :)

[hekateinhell]

me: let's hit this little button here and see what tumblr says are my top posts

tumblr:

and I mean-

it's the fact that these aren't even my most popular posts but what tumblr choses to quantify as 'top' unlike lestat (in my heart that man bottoms even when he tops)

#it's really the middle one that feels especially outta pocket #hekate.txt